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11 Signs She’s A Keeper

1. You’d still hang out with her when she’s on her period and there is no chance of sex.

2. You don’t get the inexplicable urge to leave after you ejaculate inside her.

3. You don’t bother to notice if other girls are checking you out when you’re with her.

4. Because you actually enjoy chatting with her you have to make a conscious effort to not contact her too much so you don’t put out a beta male vibe.

5. You think about her when jerking off instead of the blonde bimbo on the screen taking two up the butt.

6. You don’t wonder if you could do better.

7. You want her to meet your friends, sure of their approval in your mate selection.

keeper.jpg8. You feel more like a man when you’re with her because of her bursting femininity.

9. You think about how lucky you are to catch her at the right moment, right time.

10. She’s concerned, almost obsessed, with your needs and pleasure, especially in the bedroom.

11. You love displaying her on your arm, like a caveman would be when dragging home a mountain lion that almost killed him in intense battle.

This is more of a cumulative list… only a couple may pop up with any specific girl.


 
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44 Comments »
1 Anon
June 17th, 2008 @ 9:57 am

After 3+ months, all the signs will fade.

2 G
June 17th, 2008 @ 10:02 am

This is actually very true from my experience. In all my years of dating, I’ve had one girl who made all of these true (except number 5)…

Is number 5 even possible? I purport no…

3 Generate
June 17th, 2008 @ 10:20 am

This only happens to me in the very beginning of the relationship….

June 17th, 2008 @ 10:50 am

This is a really good list.

KassyK’s last blog post: Long Distance Sexing.

5 LanierHts
June 17th, 2008 @ 11:09 am

It doesn’t matter what you think, woman.

June 17th, 2008 @ 11:25 am

12. She willingly and enthusiastically tosses your salad on demand. (Maybe this is just one of my signs)

Jack Goes Forth’s last blog post: A First Date and Restaurant Review.

7 Zictor
June 17th, 2008 @ 11:26 am

Yes, number 5 is possible.

June 17th, 2008 @ 11:39 am

This is a really good list, I agree. Though, one would hope a guy would be just as concerned with the woman’s needs.

Lemmonex’s last blog post: Ask Lemmonex: Cookbooks.

June 17th, 2008 @ 11:57 am

Lemmonex,

Wait what, women have needs????

Roosh,

What’s going on in that picture, why does the girl in the lime green look like someone just pooped in her frosted flakes and she ate it? That is a girl right?

June 17th, 2008 @ 12:12 pm

13. She’s gloriously unshaved.

11 DF
June 17th, 2008 @ 12:41 pm

#5 is perfectly plausible ’cause I could never really jerk it to dp porn or devil’s threesomes. Its kind of like when you’re jerking it to porn and about to pop, then the camera pans to the guy’s face. Moment ruined.

June 17th, 2008 @ 1:07 pm

hitting all 11 points with one girl = soulmate.

:love:

excellent post.

roissy’s last blog post: The Biggest Misogynists Are Other Women.

June 17th, 2008 @ 1:43 pm

“5. You think about her when jerking off instead of the blonde bimbo on the screen taking two up the butt.

I’ve been in love many times and still have yet to find a girl that will tear me away from jerking off to other girls.

that is the beauty of masterbation.. there are no limits to who you can have sex with.

Bobby Rio’s last blog post: What to Wear on a Dinner Date.

June 17th, 2008 @ 2:03 pm

ok, what is going on with those two girls’ faces in the pic?

the one wearing the heavy eye makeup holding the beverage can… is she disgusted by the drink or by the guy’s pickup line? or is she crying because he told her she was ugly?

roissy’s last blog post: The Biggest Misogynists Are Other Women.

June 17th, 2008 @ 2:08 pm

Ok, the picture is obviously from Brazil (the Skol can was the giveaway). But WTF? Could they look more unhappy??

(Oh, yeah, great list!)

Beach Bum’s last blog post: Another new bike.

16 Bringing the pain since 2002!
June 17th, 2008 @ 3:29 pm

The woman in green with the face that says she just got a whiff of a bad fart is defiinitely a dude an ugly dude.

June 17th, 2008 @ 5:04 pm

I think the key is #6 “You don’t wonder if you could do better.” I feel like most guys are always wondering that.

Ava V’s last blog post: Vote Obama.

18 ovech
June 17th, 2008 @ 5:31 pm

Great list. #6 especially

19 An old guy
June 17th, 2008 @ 6:16 pm

13. She knows how to operate your balls.
14. She gives blow jobs with tender loving care and always makes sure to look up at you.

June 17th, 2008 @ 7:12 pm

I would’ve added “You think she looks really hot the morning after.”

And I would disagree with #5. First of all, it’s bad karma to beat it to a girl you actually know. Second of all, if she really is a keeper, you’ll want to put it off ’till the next meeting to build up maximum impact.

Jewcano’s last blog post: You Are What You Do When It Counts.

21 D
June 18th, 2008 @ 8:49 am

roosh, your about 2 months away from closing down this blog aren’t you?

22 Jay Gatsby
June 18th, 2008 @ 11:54 am

Time to go overseas again my friend. Definitely time. I vote for Australia/New Zealand.

June 18th, 2008 @ 6:05 pm

Great list, just add: “Expresses little to no desire for materialistic things, much less a ring worth 3 months salary.”

R. Mutt’s last blog post: Europe Road Trip.

24 MY
June 18th, 2008 @ 9:11 pm

Well, at least you seem to have an elementary knowledge on finding “a keeper”. Amazing you even have that with your sex addicted mind of yours.

25 Roosh
June 19th, 2008 @ 12:34 am

the girl in the green is definitely a guy. in rio it was a common costume for guys to cross dress. a little too common

26 Anonymous
June 23rd, 2008 @ 11:50 am

If a woman made a list like this, you guys would call her a bitch.

27 Anonymous
June 23rd, 2008 @ 5:00 pm

‘Beta male’? Fuck you, punk bitch. It’s alpha d-bags that make me want to go on a killing spree, weeding out people like you.

28 Anonymous
June 24th, 2008 @ 2:28 am

Aside from 2 and 10 I’ve found a girl who fits them all. 2 and 10 don’t apply because she’s a “sex is for marriage” type which is perfectly cool with me.

Beta male is a funny term to me. In terms of who’d be the alpha male in nature I’d come out on top every time, but I’m too rational to go crush my opponents as if I was god (stupid laws and cultural standards).

29 Pivotal
June 24th, 2008 @ 5:31 am

I found a girl that fits all those and Ive known her for soon half a year. :) And yeah, while there are many more important things those signs are pretty good :)

30 myr
June 24th, 2008 @ 10:12 am

Actually, those are 11 signs that YOU are the keeper, a man actually in love and not in lust.

The 11 signs that she is a keeper, will depend on the guy and what he wants.

myr’s last blog post: It’s OK to be a Man!.

31 Anonymous
June 24th, 2008 @ 11:31 am

i connect alot with No. 2 lol

32 True Love
June 25th, 2008 @ 1:55 pm

Been with the same woman 7 months and still going strong with all these. I’m a very lucky man and I get 12 most the time.

Great post.

33 mate
June 26th, 2008 @ 10:34 am

I like #2, I love the feeling on ejaculating inside a woman you care for.

34 Anonymous
June 27th, 2008 @ 10:52 pm

Is it a good thing if a girl lets / wants you to cum on her face? Keeper or not?

35 me
July 2nd, 2008 @ 8:40 am

Does the pope shit in the woods? Of course it’s a good thing!

me’s last blog post: I Wish I Were Young.

36 Optional
July 3rd, 2008 @ 4:24 am

So, I’ve hit all 11 points with my girl. That’s a good thing right?

I mean if she finds out I’m screwed.

37 LARA
July 4th, 2008 @ 10:30 am

women aren’t ON their PERIOD. They HAVE their period.

LARA’s last blog post: Gone Fishing.

38 wedding
January 28th, 2010 @ 2:13 am

A wedding is a spectacular moment for the bride and groom, wedding gowns
and a very special occasion that will not be easily forgotten.wedding invitations However, along with it is an

intense preparation that will apparently help the event successful and memorable. cheap bridesmaid dresses
Planning a wedding is now always easy, especially during these days. cheap wedding dresses
You will not only need to think of one or two things for it, wedding invitations
but rather so many things need your attention and getting them all right can be very challenging

39 Anonymous
June 25th, 2010 @ 10:22 pm

ok – 40 years later – i understand the list

40 Anonymous
March 8th, 2011 @ 7:33 pm

Dude, if shes on her period and there is no chance of sex, either you don’t really like women, or you could do better.

41 RoodyRoo
September 2nd, 2011 @ 5:29 pm

Number 5 is a bit a stretch. lol

42 shegundala
March 6th, 2012 @ 2:03 am

You’re a jackass

43 madmax
September 21st, 2012 @ 6:55 pm

I am a sucker for # 8….if she’s very feminine, it drives me crazy, I love feminine women

44 Anonymous
April 21st, 2013 @ 3:40 pm

Some of these comments regarding 5 are disgusting. Have some respect.

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