14 Problems With Americans In One Picture

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1. Lack of originality. Men who look as generic as possible with jeans and stripped shirt uniform. Women who stay on top of trends spoon fed to them through advertising.

2. Bad hair. Men who dip their heads in buckets of pomade wax. Women who don’t let their hair grow out to proper feminine length (small of back).

3. Feminization of men. Men who are clean shaven in an attempt to have smooth skin like a girl instead of a rugged ugly face like a real man.

4. Bad time management. Men who waste time on girls who obviously are not going to bang them. Young man in the photo is sinking time into a girl who is about to get married. He’d have better luck trying to convert a lesbian. Single girls in picture are not making flirty eye contact with other men even though they are single, lonely, and most likely desperate.

5. No concept of respect or commitment. Bride-to-be allows a strange man to rub his erection on her ass a day or two before exchanging vows to another man. Leads to….

6. Perverse idea of marriage.
Doing it just to do it, not because you want to spend the rest of your life with someone. This marriage will not cross the three year mark.

7. Attention whoring. Women who get off on attention, no matter how negative. Bride-to-be on a mission to specifically get drunk and arouse strange men because of bachelorette party “custom.”

8. Insecure about place in society. Middle class individuals spending 15% of their take home pay on overpriced table service to feel special, cool, or exclusive (bottom left). Leads to…

9. Perennial debtors. Does not understand the concept of saving or living within one’s means.

10. Lazy. Obsession with ugly, cheap Target flip flops that display an unwillingness to make sacrifices and go the full mile (girl in black dress).

11. Poor social skills. Use of alcohol as a crutch for social situations. Girls are stiff like soldiers unless numbed by a drug (double fisting girl on right). Conversations with both genders are often painful because of constant self-referencing and use of filler words such as “like” and “you know.”

12. No rhythm or dancing skills. Look at the young man with his awkward lean move.

13. Nosy and interfering. Girl in black dress is getting a kick that her friend is getting grinded on but will soon “save” her. Even if future bride wasn’t getting married, the cockblock has a 90% chance of occurring.

14. Approval seeking. Bride-to-be is looking at her friend to see if her behavior is deemed acceptable or not. She doesn’t know how to act or think unless she gets cues from girls she knows, or celebrities she reads about in glossy magazines.

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  • http://dickgoodnuts.blogspot.com Anonymous

    Roosh, you missed the fact that the chick in the colorful dress is probably squeezing her size 10 feet into an 8. Which is probably why she’s double fisting to numb the pain.

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  • crow

    a guy in a white shirt and jeans is ALWAYS a good choice, even if it’s just a white t-shirt (or especially if it is, make sure it fits right)

    the double fisted girl is holding bride to be’s drink for her, which is why bride to be is looking at here, making sure she’s still got her drink…

  • SeaFighter HSV

    So go back to Iran, you illiterate a-hole. Your views are those of a rebellious 15 year old.

  • Big Snot

    it sure seems like roosh “the hater” V is using this random pic to channel his insecurities. Don’t worry man, there’s room in this world for both you and the people different than you. everything’s going to be ok.

  • DF

    A bride to be that has a bachelorette party is not a woman worth marrying. PERIOD. If women get together and have dinner and drinks, fine. However, once clubbing is part of the agenda, its over. If her single girl friends need attention they can go clubbing another night but if the bride makes the suggestion, its worse. I loathe this perverse “tradition” but its a reflection of a culture that has no respect for gender roles.

  • Generate

    Roosh, fuck the haters. You’re one fire, keep it up.

  • http://www.thegmanifesto.com The G Manifesto

    That picture is horrid.

    Rule #4 of going out at night: Avoid Bachelorette Parties at all costs. Most guys waste their time with them.

    Rule #3: Avoid nightclubs that let Bachelorette Parties in.

    I would bet that this picture was taken in a nightclub with no cover.

    That picture really makes me want to kill myself. The only positive to the picture is there are no guys with Ed Hardy and Christian Audiger shirts on.

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  • sasser

    Let the ad hominem attacks wash over you dude.

    There is no objective right or wrong, only shades of grey and I find your take interesting.

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    #15: embalming themselves in body spray to achieve the illusory axe effect. retchtastic.

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  • dyrty ryce

    14 Responses That Could Possibly Explain The Responses So That We As Americans Don’t Look Completely Retarded

    1. Lack of originality. Men who look as generic as possible with jeans and stripped shirt uniform. Women who stay on top of trends spoon fed to them through advertising. – Maybe this was this guy’s choice of style before the shirts even became the generic style of club hoppers. Probably not, but it’s slim and possible.

    2. Bad hair. Men who dip their heads in buckets of pomade wax. Women who don’t let their hair grow out to proper feminine length (small of back). – Maybe his hair resembles the frozen lands of Antarctica. I know I wouldn’t want to snow all over some chick I was dancing with.

    3. Feminization of men. Men who are clean shaven in an attempt to have smooth skin like a girl instead of a rugged ugly face like a real man. – Wait, you even included ugly when you were talking about hair. Why would you wanna be ugly?

    4. Bad time management. Men who waste time on girls who obviously are not going to bang them. Young man in the photo is sinking time into a girl who is about to get married. He’d have better luck trying to convert a lesbian. Single girls in picture are not making flirty eye contact with other men even though they are single, lonely, and most likely desperate. – The guy could just be out to have a good time. At the risk of sounding gay, there have been times when I’ve been out to the club just to be out rather than trying to score.

    5. No concept of respect or commitment. Bride-to-be allows a strange man to rub his erection on her ass a day or two before exchanging vows to another man. Leads to…. – Yeah you’re right, she’s just a whore.

    6. Perverse idea of marriage. Doing it just to do it, not because you want to spend the rest of your life with someone. This marriage will not cross the three year mark. – This is highly arguable. You can’t really back this one up. Yeah, she’s in the club but who’s to say that she isn’t faithful? It’s her last night out.

    7. Attention whoring. Women who get off on attention, no matter how negative. Bride-to-be on a mission to specifically get drunk and arouse strange men because of bachelorette party “custom.” – It’s her night. She deserves to be an attention whore.

    8. Insecure about place in society. Middle class individuals spending 15% of their take home pay on overpriced table service to feel special, cool, or exclusive (bottom left). Leads to… – Bachelorette party. Possibly on the house?

    9. Perennial debtors. Does not understand the concept of saving or living within one’s means. – Her parents could be loaded and she might be a spoiled little bitch. This could be chump change to them.

    10. Lazy. Obsession with ugly, cheap Target flip flops that display an unwillingness to make sacrifices and go the full mile (girl in black dress). – Are they really flip flops? Looks like her foot isn’t flat.

    11. Poor social skills. Use of alcohol as a crutch for social situations. Girls are stiff like soldiers unless numbed by a drug (double fisting girl on right). Conversations with both genders are often painful because of constant self-referencing and use of filler words such as “like” and “you know.” – Again, bachelorette party. They’re probably trying to get hammered.

    12. No rhythm or dancing skills. Look at the young man with his awkward lean move. – Someone threw something at him?

    13. Nosy and interfering. Girl in black dress is getting a kick that her friend is getting grinded on but will soon “save” her. Even if future bride wasn’t getting married, the cockblock has a 90% chance of occurring. – The guy didn’t have any friends with him so he’s in there alone while her friends are stuck watching.

    14. Approval seeking. Bride-to-be is looking at her friend to see if her behavior is deemed acceptable or not. She doesn’t know how to act or think unless she gets cues from girls she knows, or celebrities she reads about in glossy magazines. – She could be looking to see if they are still there. When I’m with my boys in the club, I check to see if they’re still there every so often. If they aren’t getting any, then I’m not.

    Okay, so turns out I did more harm than help. Looks like we do suck.

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  • Laz

    First you accuse them of wasting their money on overpriced things, then you accuse the woman of having shoes that are too cheap.

  • Laz

    Hey you forgot one:

    15. The dumbass behind the camera with no photographic skill, who thinks that this is a wonderful moment worth capturing on film.

  • http://roissy.wordpress.com roissy

    great post. people who are hating on the obvious truth in this post will find a reason to hate on just about anything. puppies? hate. world peace? massive hate. beethoven’s 9th? musically derivative hate.

    we must be on the same anti-bachelorette party wavelength. the weekend was one after another. hopefully this cultural trend has run out of steam.

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    Hello Roosh V

    I have an RSS feed of your site here… :)

    I always seem to look at it at least every other day for new stuff…

    I rather enjoy reading your work.

    Keep it up.

    And the haters don’t understand that there like this and that’s why they get all mad.

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  • Stating the Obvious

    “The guy could just be out to have a good time. At the risk of sounding gay, there have been times when I’ve been out to the club just to be out rather than trying to score.”

    Completely gay. There is no good reason whatsoever for a straight man to be in a club just to have a good time and not get laid. N-o-n-e.

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    That middle girl is not wearing flip flops, looks like she’s in heels.

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  • Big Snot

    You are missing the point. No one is arguing that the picture is “cool.” And i think some of RV’s underlying themes about conformity are somewhat valid (although its a stretch to just label it “American”) But i think using that particular picture to make this point is suspect. You could do the same with a picture of a hairy skinny guy at a party wearing a carebears shirt holding a can of vodka and a tommy the tank engine lunch box. I guess you’re write a blog post about how hairy americans are starved for attention

  • Peter

    absolutely ruthless.

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    15. All three women are shaved.
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    Nice post man. I especially agree with 1, 3, and 11.

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  • Patrick Bateman

    All valid observations. The average American, male or female, disgusts me. But then I meet a Western European or a Canadian and I’m glad to have been born in America. Your typical French or Dutch guy makes the average American male look like Chuck Norris. The women are definitely hotter but then they open their mouths and all this socialist verbal diarrhea comes out.

  • Ned

    “And the haters don’t understand that there like this and that’s why they get all mad.”

    haha they do understand they’re like that, that’s why they get all mad

  • http://www.tsbmag.com Bobby Rio

    im not anti american.. but ive traveled probably as much as Roosh.. and you begin to become disenchanted with the amercian way of life the longer your gone.

    im in colombia right now and have to say that there sense of pride in their country is staggering… its makes me nostalgic for the days that people in the usa looked up to our president or were proud about foreign policy…

    and before you start the normal… its so much worse over there talk.. visit the country.. much of the negativity you hear is just american propaganda to make us all feel like we are right in our attitudes…

    but are we?

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  • speakeasy

    The chic that’s dancing is way to skinny. Looks like the legs of a 14 year old boy dangling out from under that dress. I like girls that have thighs that touch(slightly) below the vagina but leave a little room right at the top. I don’t get the whole skinny blonde thing that most dudes go nuts over. Women should be curvy and soft yet firm, without being fat. Nice flat stomach, nice hip-to-waist ratio. I’d still bone that blonde, but I’d probably break her too.

  • BasilRansom

    “Poor social skills. Use of alcohol as a crutch for social situations. ”

    Shit, I thought this was just college.

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    wow…look at that: both Roosh and Roissy converge on bachelorette party hate and the gruesome similarities of this modern day american trend. And what’s up with all the hate? You people must have miserable lives. Go play in traffic. Every time I read a hate post I get a vivid picture of the person sitting behind the computer and how much they share in common with the idiots in the said picture.

  • Not American

    Do the people in the picture even think?

    No, they are Americans.

    Only fucked up people let pictures showing their depravity be taken.

  • Anne……

    Are you serious??
    Almost no girls have hair that long.
    I don’t know what sort of women/place you got your ideas from..but good luck finding one with hair that long. She will probably be about 50, the hair will be grey and you will be competing for her love against 3 cats.
    IF you’re lucky.

  • Anonymous

    all rejects in the pic,if one saw them on the street they wouldnt even get any attention in day light either.
    the blond has No body and god knows what her face looks like(probably ugly),the other girls look desperate, fat and lazy to even throw on something decent before they left the house.(walmart dresses)
    I hate americanized women they have no taste.And the dude in the white shirt is a poster child for why (white people should never attempt to dance)thank you.

  • Ho Chi

    15. Man-Hands on a Woman (specifically, the engaged woman; her hands are bigger than the hands of the guy she’s dancing with).

  • Maranzella

    Are Canadians and Europeans better than the lame-o’s in America?

    Also, I’ve noticed that Roissy’s blog has ended up becoming some strange meeting place of pickup artists and white supremacists, who euphemistically call themselves “race realists”. It seems that all the regular posters there are V-dare readers.

  • anon

    great generalizations. before seeing this one photo and the assumptions you are making about that particular snapshot in time, I had no idea what americans were like. thanks!

  • sobanoodle

    I sign on the metro look of most white and Asian guys. Don’t bring this on Latinos and blacks though, probably reason why most of these guys are good with women.

  • Ambushjake

    I cannot believe the guy is not wearing an Ed Hardy shirt. All three girls have whore patches (tramp stamps) and he has to have some trendy tattoo around his arm ie. tribal or barbwire. So glad I’m a grown man.

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    That #14 is sad.

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    I agree with Roosh, is a generalization but this behavior is seen a lot in america, but there will always be exeption

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  • Gonzalo

    Just a new theory:

    - Bride-to-be: my hot wife, just having a good time just like any girl in this world.
    - The dancing guy: her gay brother. Thanks for watching over my babe, dude!
    - The girl in black dress: The hottie’s best friend, saying “don’t worry, I can hold your purse while you’re having a good time for me”

    - The drinking girl: like most ugly girls, she’s smart enough to choose drinking as a safe hiding for her weak ego.

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    Rooshv, i dont seem to get this paradox in western cultures.
    One hand the girls want their true soulmates a wuthering heights kind of a love, on the other hand she has hundreds of partners from the time she had her first periods to her eligible age of 18. Both are mutually exclusive.

    Both psychologically and physiologically the following obeservations hold good.
    1. Sex is a sacred thing meant to be grown vertically to spiritual heights with one rare sandgrain that forms the pearl.

    2. Having hundreds of partners numbs the sex centers of your hypothalamus. Meaning to say things feel insipid and dry. Resuming after abstuinence might lead to a urgent outlet, but not the sort of petite morte. This is exactly the psyche of a hooker, both their minds and genitals are numb. Eventually you need more of the same to stimulate yourself.

    3. Havin multiple exposures rather than a chaste monogamous relation leads to susceptibility to STD. Hence as you said the risk of HPV, are you aware that without a proper intake of the mucus the deepest satisfaction is seldom felt by a man,

    4. When using barrier methods the vagina is not exposed to the semen which contains a host of mood enhancing steroids that is meant to be absorbed into the blood stream and further activate the brain, without which sex leads to frustration, any wonder without the natural fluid exchanged that much of americans are subject to a cocktail of mental illnesses including suicidal ideation.

    5. There is a difference between a stone and a sculpture, taking on every possible partner is akin to a stone, monogamy and chastitiy is akin to a rennaissance sculpture. Agreed it might be rare is it not worth waiting for.

    6. Sex is a fire, the domestic fires can be used for cooking and if uncontrolled can burndown the house.

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    #15: fat Asian girl on the right.

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