Argentine nightlife is much different than in the U.S. You go out here at the time clubs back at home close, making for an interesting cat-like sleep schedule. After 6AM you can party until the next afternoon by going to a series of afterhour clubs. (Some clubs only serve the purpose of being the after after club.) The longest I could go was until 8AM. There is a point you just look at the people still dancing and say, “This is stupid I’m not even horny anymore,” and hail a cab with the sun in your face. The endurance champion is this Argentine guy named Flaco. Once I remember him and his crew stayed out until 9AM and then went straight to the pool until 2PM. They all collapsed when they came back, reeking of beer and chlorine.

They funny thing is that most people have regular jobs. Many times I’m talking to someone in a club and they inform me they have to be at work in two hours.

Cordoba

Mitre. If you don’t want to meet any girls over 22 then come here. Music is top notch with a good mix of just about everything except salsa. This is the easiest place to find 16-year-olds, if you are into that sort of thing (that would be a birth date in the 90’s). Go starting on Thursday. $4 cover with beer.

Pobre Diablo. The after hours club that reminds me of Club 5 in DC. Don’t go here unless you already have a chick because there are packs of really drunk guys giving one last ditch effort to get laid. At least the average Argentine guy is more friendly and less belligerent than the average American guy. (I’ve been in Argentina for over a month and have yet to see a club fistfight.) $3 cover for guys.

Dorian Gray. Relatively new club that is popular on Saturday nights. Main floor plays house and a smaller room plays retro and even some hip hop. A little weird with the transsexuals walking around but I’ve had the most luck with Cordoba girls here. $5 cover with beer.

Club F. Way out in the boonies but worth it. I still have more traveling to do but this is the hottest collection of girls I’ve seen anywhere (sorry Gotica). Because no gringos make it out here your status will get you farther than back in town. Downside is that catching a cab back is so difficult that you may have to find a bus (people get so desperate that they throw themselves in front of cabs). Still, it doesn’t get better than this. Go on Saturday. $5 cover with beer.

Rondeau Street Bars. Several blocks of just bars and clubs. The clubs are smaller than the ones above but they have friendlier girls. Don’t be scared to approach large groups of girls sitting down. There is also a few bars around where Fuctuoso Rivera turns into Larranaga. It’s dead here from Sunday until Tuesday.

Rosario Nightlife

Listen! Yeah there is an exclamation point in the name. Pretty decent bar that is just what I’ve been looking for: a club/bar combo. Plus there are no other gringos. The girls here are much friendlier than what you’d find in a nearby megaclub such as…

MDM (pronounced Madame). Me and three other gringos skipped the one block line when I said I was doing a review for the Washington Post. I don’t believe that worked, especially since I was wearing a cowboy hat. I have a feeling this club used to be a factory judging by the huge chimney stack in the back. It’s now a pussy factory, with more hot girls in one place than entire U.S. cities. Unfortunately there are more guys to match them and the girls here have an attitude problem, especially after 3:30AM or so. In fact, one of my wingmen got violently slapped. It was kind of my fault when I accidentally pushed his hand on a girl’s ass, but still, he didn’t have to squeeze. We should have stayed at Listen! $3 cover with beer.

One thing I really like about Argentine clubs is that there isn’t the obsession on making a buck with table service, though I’m sure it’s just a matter of time until that changes. Missing are those guys who want you to look at them because they are able to pay a 700% premium on a bottle of “French” vodka that a French person has never heard of.

Now I go to Buenos Aires.

Mitre

MDM

• Rosario
• Regrets
• Must Tries
• El Chantel

Do a lot of drunk guys in the bar cock block like they do here in the states?

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Roosh - Stay in the Milhouse Hostel in BA. It’s a great place. You can get your own private room for about $20/night. THere’s a party every night downstairs with targets galore, so you can game without even leaving the place. It’s awesome.

“At least the average Argentine guy is more friendly and less belligerent than the average American guy. (I’ve been in Argentina for over a month and have yet to see a club fistfight.)”

Maybe the lack of male belligerence has something to do with the fact that Argentine girls aren’t as uptight as American girls.

I’ve heard about the Milhouse every day in Argentina. I was thinking of staying in Palermo closer to the nightlife.

I only get cockblocked by girlfriends. Never happened by a guy actually now that I think about it. Since there is no scarcity of girls, there’s no need to. In the hostels though cockblocking is much more common.

What is the drug scene like? I am assuming most of the people still partying after sunup are on coke, or something. I know you aren’t into that but please give us a report.

You’ll see fistfights in BA if you go to clubs where guys from different rugby teams go - at least those who are in their 20s. I have brothers and had boyfriends who played rugby and there was always one or more fistfights that would cause trouble at the clubs they/we frequented.

Rugby players beating on each other is different from guys starting fights due to sexual frustration.

Roosh! Estoy celosa! Besides getting some parasites, you like like you are enjoying yourself. Thanks for the updates and the fotos Cuando vas a Colombia? Espero k todo vaya bien!

Anon… from my personal experience, I can confirm that a significant proportion of the fights that rugby players start in discos in Argentina are sparked by incidents related by girls- rather than merely because of rivalry related to the sport itself- so I do not completely agree with your conclusion. And it is not just rugby players who fight, but guys from different types, the worst incidents sometimes leading to guys dying or remaining in a vegetative state. It may happen less often, and generally in less harmful ways than in the US, but fights do take place in BA as well, particularly among younger crowds and in certain discos/parties.

“Me and three other gringos skipped the one block line when I said I was doing a review for the Washington Post”

Nice. I once got on a DJs guest list by telling him I wrote for Sugar, which is a French skateboarding magazine. I don’t speak French.

cant wait to hear your take on B.A. nightlife

Wow, MDM looks like the old Buzz from back in the day. I miss those nights. But, I guess you have to graduate to Play/K St/Lima sometime, right?

hye… i’m french and i will go to buenos aires in march with my friends i’m 19 years. someone can help me and say if there is a real nightlife in buenos aires and where it is funny to go ( club ,bar …). thinks very much and sorry for my bad english.