So I met this Brazilian guy in the bathroom of a club through this belligerent Belgian guy who I met in the same bathroom about an hour before. Above is a picture of both of them that I took while we were all hanging out in that bathroom.

Since I want my next trip to be in South America, I thought it would be a good idea to pick the Brazilian’s brain. I started by telling him I don’t want to sleep with prostitutes.

“Oh well that’s a problem then. Even I’m Brazilian and it’s not that easy for me.”

“But I’m cool with lots of conversation and what not,” I said. “I don’t mind putting in the time.”

“No, that doesn’t matter. The problem is you are going to be seen as just another tourist. You have to stay there for a while to really understand them. And also a lot of these girls are just looking for a greencard.”

“How long do I have to stay down if I don’t want to sleep with prostitutes?”

“A few months.”

So to sleep with a hot Brazilian girl who is not a prostitute and doesn’t want me for my greencard, I need to live there. I don’t buy it. He did add that there are tons of South American women already here. That’s true, but the quality South Americans here are ambitious and have big egos because they know their competition is trash. I would only consider FOB’s with bad English. But if that’s going to be my standard I might as well go to the country to get the authentic experience. At least there I’ll be the exotic one.

It’s time to start thinking about an extended trip.

• Sleeping With Prostitutes
• Live And Learn
• The Encounter
• Deal Breakers

Lmao…

The Brazilian is absolutely right! I lived there last year, and my guy friends all had the same complaints about the women. They would get hit on constantly, but the girls were always looking for money or a pass into the U.S.

You’re gonna go down there, stay at a hostel, and end up hooking up with some American chick who doesn’t mind sleeping around. I guarantee it.

I think you should go down there this year and check it out. Sleep with american chicks in hostels.

If you love Brazil then save up some cash and take a leave of absense from work or something and move down there for a year or six months.

I know this is the kind of thing you want to do– you’ve been hinting at it for a long time.

I’m working on a Brazil trip too. I’ve got a friend down there and she’s been tyring to get me to come visit for over a year and for whatever reason I’ve been faking.

I agree with the Dude, you’ve been sounding like a sabbatical is on the horizon for a while. Live the dream, man, go for it.

No Brazilian prosties, though. Not a good look.

That’s BS. Sorry, but I’m Brazilian, and though I know girls there go crazy for Americans, they’re not all prostitutes or green card whores.

Hang out at the usual places Brazilians go out to and you’ll be just fine.

It’s people like the shitty Brazilian dude you met that makes us all look bad.

Seems like everyone is going to Brazil these days. I’m heading there for my honeymoon. No prostitues on the agenda…unless it goes horribly awry.

or incredibly well….

Was this at Buffalo Billiards? That is the only place I have ever seen a line for the mens room.

Brazilian women-Just plain ol good side effects of interracial dating over the course of a few centuries. Best parts of all people slid into one chic. But your probably gonna have to hang out in San Paolo or some other city and not RIO where all the tourists and pretentious people live. But be careful dude because kidnapping is a big thing down there of Americans and they have a huge Gang problem with the flavela’s and city’s……

Oh strap up too Hiv is crazy and for some ungodly reason Brazil has a huge Tranny population, so look out for the decepticons.

As a Brazillian women, I also think you’re SOL. Unless you hang out in the rich suburbs. Women in the city who have less money are looking for a ticket (greencard) out. Then again, the richer women are even bigger snobs than they are here.

The other difficulty is differentiating every day women from prostitutes. Not an easy task. You’re dark skinned so you might not be immediately typecast as a tourist, but the minute you start talking you’re done.

Oh, I should add that all my comment was meant for Rio not Bahia or anywhere else.

Good advice so far, but I’d stress that you ought to take the same tact with the local women in Brazil as you would with attitude-bearing American women. If you go to Brazil with desire written all over your face, you’ll probably get the same response as you would in the U.S.

Hey “Jo” let’s clarify one thing: BRAZILIANS ARE NOT ALL DARK SKINNED! I’m as white as they come, my dad is blonde with blue eyes, and guess what? We’re Brazilian. Did you know that the Brazilian passport is one of the most expensive ones in the black market? Why? Because Brazilians can look like anything.

I’m getting sick and tired of getting the “Oh, you’re Brazilian? How come you’re so light?” Guess what? There are millions of me back there in Brazil…

Anyway… On another note, if you’re in Rio waiting in line for a club and you start speaking in English, the bouncer will pull you off the line and let you in. Are you can even do better and ask the bouncer a question in English. This works for me every time :)

CR, I’m also Brazilian and I’m also light skinned. No need to emphasize that, most of the time no one believes I’m Brazilian because of it. But if he were a “white” american he’d REALLY stick out… you know like the Brits who turn pink at the beach.

I turn pink at the beach too…
*hang my head down in shame*

Everybody talks about Brazilian women being the best of the best physically, where are people getting this? Not arguing it, just looking for reference points.

Mike, to each to their own.

Personally I think Chinese, Japanese, and some Koreans are the best physically. It’s all about preference.

Actually westernized Asians are the best, overally. Not just physically.

cob, you’ll be happy to know that Brazil has the largest ethnic Japanese population outside of Japan.

Fuck Brazil. Go to Peru. Dress like an American white man, hang out downtown in Lima and you’ll have at least one girl dragging you home within 4 hours. The quickest I saw a guy get laid was within 45 minutes of leaving the boat, and the guy was a gameless putz. I can’t even recall seeing any whores in Peru, there wouldn’t have been any point.

Oh, and note to self, Roosh apparently takes pictures in men’s bathrooms. Stand close to the urinal, lest your identifying marks make the next Player or Poseur.

“After watching Mulattas shake it, I can totally understand why Brazil is devoted to my favorite body part, the ass.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger

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“Third world” women are only interested in a greencard or money and not the real you? Mmm … an interesting generalisation!

80% of Brazilians have black blood. There’s no way to know if someone has black blood sometimes uless you get a DNA test. Tis is why Brazil is one rime ridden country

I have been to Brazil 10 times and the women “HANDS DOWN” are way more beautiful than women from the USA.Its just a fact!And they are more romantic. Yes in Brazil you got the opportunist and prostitution is legal from what they tell me but not all are like this.You can’t fake love because “Love is how you treat people”. Selfishness always eventually comes out. I have a girlfriend in Brazil and she is “beautiful” and caring. But outside of being more romantic and family oriented she is like most women in USA. And NO I am not a guy who wasn’t blessed with good looks trying to get someone in Brazil. She also wants me to MOVE to Brazil. She doesn’t want to come to USA. Now I have had many beautiful women in USA, its just they just didn’t understand what romance is about!(The ones I dated.)Asia women,come on, I love a woman with a nice bottom and the orientals “DON”T HAVE IT”. It is my opinion. What it is in Brazil is the melting pot of racial mixing that sets then apart from USA. We still are “The Divided States” where most ethnics live in the same area. In Brazil everyone lives in the same area regardless of color. But the rich Brazilians are REAL SNOBS! from my experience. Two kinds of major hatreds in the world;Racial and Economic. To sum it all up almost all the men that I meet from all around the world in Brazil said “BRAZIL HAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN” on our planet”.

To whom it may concern,
Damn i tired of the american women attitude.My name is nickalus and i run my own business been doing so for six years and growing.And ive been thinking of going to brazil and if i like it i plan on purchaseing a small apartment there.Now dont get it wrong i have no problem getting a date.But i tend to go after the corporate type the pretty and smart one.And not intrested in being a stay home mom are the take care of my man type.Now if theres anyone who traveled to brazil and can give me some insite holla at me.And if i makeing the right move by going to brazil to find the love of my life.
Nickalus

Go to brazilgirls.com website and look for professionals but watch out because they will lie sometimes. The women in Sao Paulo are probably what you will be looking for. As was written, Rio women (Most of them are prostitutes)are easy sex object for the right price but this isn’t what you want.Now some ARE professionals and you will know once you start to talk to them. I have met some great personalities and some “Selfish” women through this website. Brazilcupid is highly used by the prostitutes according to a prostitute I met there, so be careful if you go there. Also be careful with brazilgirls.com and NEVER send money. I don’t care what they say!

Also make sure she speaks english! If she doesn’t speak english, don’t talk to her!I f she wants to come here she should know enough english where you don’t have to spend money (Like I did!) on the translators. They charge CRAZY price! Peace

oh come on you guys, everything’s about stereotype. i live in rio, im brazilian, and it’s very unfair the reputation that we have. i mean, there are slutty women all over the world, how come only we get to have the bad reputation? just because we’re more outgoing than women in other countries - which, by the way, is cultural - it doesn’t mean we’re going to a bedroom. a kiss doesn’t mean anything, for that matter. you all should grow up and stop being so desperate to get laid, it’s pathetic.
by the way, im as white as any german you might have met, and have got blue eyes as well - and i dont a have a huge ass.

Pathetic and desperate? You are not talking about me. I don’t need to come to your country “To get laid” as you put it.However,yes you are right “easy” women are all over the world. I live in outside of the Chicago area and there is plenty of them.