Average group of girls on an average night (with Aussie wingman)

It’s amazing how fast you learn with other guys. It’s similar to how you work out harder when you have a buddy standing over you on the bench calling you a pussy for not being able to push the bar up. Every night we’d talk about our experiences, share our revelations, and then use all that knowledge the following night. We all got pretty good pretty fast. As a couple of them have told me, “I’ve never in my life hit on girls like I have here.” I have! But it’s been a while.

Lesson 1: Get a cell phone. While one night stands happen, they are much less common than in the U.S. And how many of those have you gotten recently? A nice phone on a prepaid plan will cost you $50, and a $10 fill-up will last you forever since you will be mostly sending text messages.

Lesson 2: Know where at least one love hotel is located. “So do you know of a hotel around here?” is something you should never ask your chick. Take her out to a bar nearby the hotel to set up the “random” discovery. Going rate for a mostly decent room is $7-$14 for a two hour go.

Lesson 3: You need to average at least five approaches a day, and not just at night. Girls are everywhere: the park, the university, the gym. It’d be silly to wait until 2AM to start talking to girls. Remember that Argentine girls will never approach you. If you are a shy guy and have no intention of approaching, don’t come to Argentina.

Turns out it is very easy to talk to Argentine girls, but hard to escalate. Every guy has a story that starts with “She was loving me” and ends with “Fuck I don’t what happened.” We’re pretty sure that the novelty of talking to a gringo (there aren’t many here) makes them excited to talk to us for the first 20 minutes or so, giving us the impression that they are into us. Once the novelty wears off and the language barrier becomes more obvious and painful, things fade out. So you need to talk to enough girls to catch one whose attraction for you is enough to overcome the language problem. It helps if she hasn’t been laid in a while.

Lesson 4: You have significantly better odds getting laid when you meet a girl in a bar than in a loud club. Go to the house club only after trying your luck at the bars. Only problem is that the bars here are packed with tables and everyone is sitting down, making for tougher approaches. While the clubs have tons and tons and tons of girls, the young ones there are more concerned with dancing than hooking up. It really seems like most of them don’t want to get laid.

Lesson 5: Forget everything you have ever learned about eye contact. Don’t look for it, don’t expect it, and don’t wait for it. It is a very poor indicator of interest in Argentina.

Lesson 6: Young Argentine girls are more flakey and have less focus than American girls. If you can’t bang an American college girl, it will be very difficult for you to pick up an Argentine college girl, though 90% of girls you meet at night in Cordoba are in college. They also value attention more than American girls, stringing you along just for validation until they get their fix and move on.

The older girls in Cordoba have it tough. The competition is so great that they will make it extremely easy for you if you happen to meet them (I can count on one hand how many girls I have met over 25). Proof of how hard it is for girls out here is that I get much more love from the girl travellers in the hostel than when I was in ugly countries like Bolivia or Ecuador. But I don’t bother because, relatively speaking, even the cute gringas seem ugly. On the flip side, even the ugly Argentine girls are cute.

Lesson 7: It takes time. The quality ones are projects that take at least a week to crack if you even got a shot. You need to buckle down, play the text messaging game, hang out with her friends, and keep pushing things into love hotel where you just to “talk” and “hacer cucharita.” Do all this while working on other girls. If you stay here for only a weekend, you’ll need lots of luck.

Lesson 8: Dick game works better here. Girls respond better to jerk + funny than interesting + funny. For example when the girl tells you she doesn’t speak much English, say, “Why not? English is a very common language.” When she asks you what you think of Argentina say, “It’s alright. The girls are very weird.” Don’t insult, but make a lot of jokes that you are not impressed with the country or girls. Point out things like cultural flaws instead of mentioning how her country has the hottest girls you’ve ever seen in your life.

Lesson 9: Get ready for the head turn when you go in for the kiss. Every girl does it. Something that never happens in the U.S. may be traumatizing for an American guy, but keep in mind it’s a cultural thing and isn’t that bad because she sticks around after your attempt. Stay composed like it didn’t affect you and retry every 10 minutes or so until you get there. Resist the temptation to force it. If you don’t kiss her the first night you meet, forget about it.

The kiss here is a big deal. It’s the most frustrating part of dealing with Argentine girls. They make you put in a ridiculous amount of work for something that is so minor back home. But once you kiss them it’s like a light switch goes off: they instantly get more affectionate and warm. The amount of affection an Argentine girl gives you after the kiss is similar to what an American girl would give you on the second or third date. When an Argentine girl tries to convince me her behavior is the same as girls from other parts of the world, I ask her how many girls they have tried to bang that are not from Argentina.

Lesson 10: Leave your ego, pride, shame, and humiliation at home. It’s hard, and while I’m not completely sure if it’s worth it or not, you will not get anything if you are used to playing it cool and letting girls do the work. As I like to tell the guys, “If I put this much energy into getting girls at home, I’d get laid every single night.”

Follow these rules and it’s a 100% guarantee you will get action here, either from the suddenly insecure female travellers, the Argentine girls working at the hostel, the young ones at the club, or the older cougars who know their place. It’s up to you how much you get.

When my ass was exploding in Bolivia, I drew a strict travel plan on a cocktail napkin, including which cities I’d visit and how many days I’d spend there. I wrote down two rules: Do not visit a city unless there is something you want to see or experience, and only stay longer than planned if you are having the time of you life. I originally planned to stay in Cordoba for four nights, but I’ve been here for three weeks, and the only reason I’m leaving soon is because a buddy of mine is flying into Buenos Aires. My first night going out back in DC is going to be spent fighting back tears. I know it.

Continued… Re: School of Argentine Girls

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Best part of the post: “hacer cucharita” !!!! I can’t believe you’ve learned that expression…

you look scary dude!

Oh… and I’m surprised that, after spending so much time in Cordoba, none of your posts has made reference to Fernet con Coca… a classic

the first girl on the left is absolutely gorgeous… the rest are just okay
i’m not sure they prefer jerk + funny, but rather witty + sarcastic

i second anonymous. who won the contest for the girl on the far left?

“you look scary dude!”

Agreed. Definately putting out the El Greco Jesus look.

Also, good job cracking the code.

Excellent advice man… i never thought to get a cell phone while in S.A. but its a shit load easier then having a pocket full of napkins with phone numbers written on it.. and standing on a payphone trying to make plans

NOW we’re cooking with gas!

player or poseur?

the girl in the purple top is the hottest. the girl on the left has the jawline of a man. great body, though.

what’s the scene like for older guys hitting on argentine girls?

I am crying even more…..after my email that I sent to you……

are any of those women over 12??? Not that I care, nah mean

Your next book should be a Bang Int’l, where you basically write an international guidebook to where and how to get laid.

You could do that thing where you write it in epistolary form releasing a chapter at a time online, where people pay to sign up for a stream. You could then use this to fund your international travels. Take the whole workshop thing to new levels. You could cater to the wealthy and plot debauchery tours around the world, with pick-up workshops hosted in the different cities.

You are the fucking man. How do you get over the approach anexiety in a country where you don’t even speak the damn language??

Roissy: no way, girl on the left wins. wow! shes hot. id bang all of them cept the middle one. that would probably take a few beers.

whats hacer cucharita? babelfish says to make teaspoon :)

changed my mind
girl on the right wins,very close second girl on the left. and the middle two would take a few beers..

as you can tell i was seriously grilling this picture…. lol

There are girls who are far more beautfiful in Argentina. But Roosh is quite right that those in the pic are average. You would see their type any time you walk the streets in Buenos Aires, Cordoba and Rosario,etc. Even though the girls in the pic are cute I don’t think these ones would turn many heads in BA, except the brunette on the left. But, you know, they look very young, and here’s an over 25 Argentine speaking :)

BTW, I don’t agree that the older Argentine girls make it easier for guys because of the competition from the young ones. I am sorry, but the average Argentine guy - almost everyone I know, at least in BA- does not generally go for girls who are many years younger than him, and prefers to hang out at places where people in are around his age. Going for the very young ones seems to be a visiting gringo thing. So the fact that the girls over 25 ones are easier has to do more with them having learning the lesson that it may be worth to let go the pride and inhibitions you had when you were younger if you want to have fun.

Hacer cucharita is a cute phrase, meaning spooning.

To Virgle Kent:
the girls on the picture are around 20 (Argentinian women do look younger than their US counterparts).
To Roissy: in Chile, Uruguay and Argentina (places I know very well and have lived for years, it’s very easy to get a girl 5 to 12 years younger (my own gf is 8 years younger than me). While not standard just like Sudamericana tells, about 20 to 25% of men have gfs around 10 years younger. It’s not a huge exception like in the US. I have no idea how old you are, but the limit for most women is at around 12 years. So if you are 29 you can still realistically date that gorgeous 20 year old college girls, but at 36 it will be much more difficult. I once went to a freshman college party in Buenos Aires and 1/3 of the girls (18-19) had boyfriends in their late twenties. Most Argentinian women also still marry at around 24, so most girls who are clubbing are around 16 to 24 yeqar old, you simply don’t meet the huge amount of 30 something cougars who still believe they are great marriage material like in the US. Argentina is a much younger country than the US, where the average population is still relatively young, so young twentysomething girls are abundant. But one night stands are rather difficult (eso sólo lo hacen las putas)and if you want to have sex, you have to build a relationship first.

you look thin. are you eating?

can you please tell us more about the difference between eye contact in the US and Argentina?
i mean, what makes it so important in the US and so irrelevant in other places?

This post proves that if you are nice to girls and show them respect you will do well. Stop posing Roosh.

is that the aussie’s hand holding the cig over the hot one’s right shoulder? fuckin stretch armstrong

you look like you’ve lost a lot of weight, Roosh

From what I’ve seen, the jerk + funny game works well in most collectivistic cultures (pretty much everywhere feminism isn’t very influential). The interesting + funny game works, but it’ll take longer to get laid.

To catch a predator…

you’re ugly roosh

Gotta love a chick that can handle Lucky Strikes

I was considering going to Argentina because the cost of living is very good. The US dollar is strong there. However, after reading your post I am reconsidering. Why to fuck would I want to go somewhere that is harder to get laid than USA? There are so many countries where I can get laid like a rock star, I cant imagine putting in that much effort. What a pain in the ass!

“Young Argentine girls are more flakey and have less focus than American girls.”

Oh shit, and that’s saying something.

ahahahhaa that is absolutely fantastic.

American’s fascination with Argentinians is flattering…