Tena is the whitewater capital of Ecuador. Before I bent over some Class IV rapids on the Jondachi River with my monstrous rowing stroke, I studied the townspeople by watching them from a park bench in the central square.

Within half an hour, two random girls sat on my bench even though all the others were empty. The alpha of the pair sat next to me and kept “accidentally” touching my leg and whipping her hair back and forth in dramatic motions. The giveaway was that it was 1PM and they were dressed like they were going to the club.

A bourgeoisie Frenchman I met told me he doesn’t get involved with locals from countries that are not equal to his own (i.e. Westernized); otherwise the girls are just seeing dollar signs and there is a good chance of getting drugged and / or robbed. I do agree with him, and it’s not a big deal in Ecuador because the girls here are extremely ugly, but it would be a shame if you travel through Brazil or Argentina and resign yourself to only sleeping with other tourists.

Roosh Travel Sex Rule: Do not pursue a girl who approaches you first. It’s okay if she gives you eye contact and a small smile to encourage you, but if she walks up to you and starts flirting immediately, things are not what they seem. It’s a rule I follow at home too because if a girl is really into me from the start then chances are I can do a lot better.

Even though 98% of the girls in Ecuador are unattractive by Western standards, I am getting a kick out of the attention, mostly in the form of very extended eye contact and “Where you from?” line of questioning. I think it’s my beard and height because Ecuadorian men are unable to grow lush facial hair and I’m taller than all of them, past, present, and future.

In an unrelated request, can someone please order me 1,000 extra wide and extra long condoms and ship them to me via express airmail? I’ve been constructing my own condoms using cow intestines from the butcher shop, which is actually the living room of someone’s house.

Actually, I’m lying—my initial stock is still… uh… plentiful.

• Tena
• Sleeping With Prostitutes
• I’m Not Sleeping With A Brazilian Prostitute
• Live And Learn

The map with pictures looks cool, keep putting pics on every spot you stay.

By the way did you end up talking to the ecuadorian whores?…….how much is it there anyways.

Roosh! I want to see some pics these ugly Ecuador girls that want your big wang. You need to have posts called “The average _____(country goes here) girl” Then follow through with pic.

and follow that up with stick figures that you’re so talented at.

yeah, man, more pics of the local talent. keep a running album. just how ugly are we talking? seacow ugly or inbred leper ugly?

I’m talking Dances With Wolves ugly.

I did not ask how much, but i’d guess about $20-30 for full service.

Roissy, I’ve never been to Ecuador, but I think what Roosh means is that if you think Rigoberta Menchu (below) is hot, then you’ll think the average Ecuadorian woman is hot…

http://vivirlatino.com/i/2007/02/rigoberta%20menchu%20portrait.jpg

I realize she’s not from Ecuador, and that she is a brilliant author, labor leader, and Nobel Peace Prize winner, but I think you’ll feel me on this.

joe t, whoa. national geographic porn.

Roissy - I had to cut out the bottom of the picture because we’re in polite company.. Won’t say what what was in it, but it involved three buff, highly oiled guys in full Inca regalia, and a llama.

on a scale from 1-10…………..1?

I was in Ecuador in early 90’s, and I dont recall them all being so ugly, maybe only the ugos are attracted to you chief.

I recall some hoties, and saw plenty of bearded men, not sure where you were. The native south americans were small stature but the european decendents were avg heights.

Go fuck urself u dirty fucker, only the ugly ones like you cause u must have a shit face, you are the ugly motherfucker, i will try to find you then…., well you will see

I think that there is atractive and unatractive woman in every country.The fact that you encountered these two women does not mean that 98%of ecuadorian girls are ugly.I’ve been to Ecuador twice and I’ve seen some real beauties.I went to Manabi and Guayaquil then Cuenca.Joe T….it’s so disrespectful from your part…Rigoberta Menchu is a beautiful person who works for other’s peoples rigths…u should read her biography first.Anyway…I think Ecuador is one of the most beautiful countries I’ve visited so far.

Hey Roosh I am completely sure you have no idea about statistics. Of course, you don’t even have idea of what beauty is. I have no idea where in Ecuador you were but poor guy you missed seeing the beautiful Ecuadorian girls. Just to tell you, go to Chone, Manabi but I am warning you that you will be ignored since you are brainless. You only have beard and yeah you look like a bum. Hijos de puta creen que pueden decir lo que quieran. Por que no te quedaste en tu pais con tus obesas?