I study my haters like a zoologist would study a population of caged primates unable to reproduce. Here are the types of Roosh hate I’ve noticed over the years…

1. Boring / lame. Here haters wonder if I was dropped on my head as a baby. Others ask if I’m ever going to write something that isn’t so incredibly boring or lame, or both.

2. Sexist pig. Seen in the early days and coming from mostly single women (Chase, hedonistic_pleasureseeker), this style of hate equates me to a cold monster who should move to Afghanistan where I can get a mindless slave women since that is what I deeply want. Or a mail order bride. Many state that no accomplished American women will find me tolerable and I will definitely die alone.

3. Overcompensation. This hate insists that I’m a fake alpha who wishes to undue years of being beta, and that I will never succeed at being truly alpha.

4. Overanalytical. These haters claimed I look too much into things, trying to piece together pieces from the wrong puzzle. I should get a life and “go outside” to enjoy things instead of writing about it.

5. Appearance. I’m an ugly, hairy, smelly, dirty beast of a man. Last year for a couple months “hairy” hate was tremendously popular, but has since died down and replaced with comments about me being greasy.

6. Bad writer. My writing style and vocabulary leaves much to be desired and I shouldn’t quit my day job.

I quit my day job and moved in with my Dad. There was an explosive surge in hate with all-new material.

7. Underachiever. Hate comments that say I am a worthless unemployed loser who still lives at home in Dad’s basement. Shows up in seemingly unrelated topics, like cinema. Currently the most popular form of hate and found in pretty much every post.

8. Sellout. I’m a money-hungry hack for having advertisements and that I should get a real job.

9. Gay. Haters claim I’m secretly gay and obviously like very large cocks in my mouth or anus.

Some haters try to aim for the gut with hate that takes some thought and time to construct…

10. I know you. This was used by only two or three accomplished haters. It combines many of the above styles of hate into a well written message that is meant to shake me emotionally. Basic formula: “Roosh, I’ve been reading you for many years now and really want to see you succeed. I think you are a smart man with a lot of potential but now you’re floundering. You’re ruining your life and now you can’t even get a job. I wish you the best of luck but you need to step up, move out of your dad’s basement, and stop being a total loser. If you don’t change things, you will be a homeless begger in a short time. Do something before it’s too little, too late.”

Interesting variant of “I know you” that I’ve seen: “Roosh I like your writing and I even bought Bang, but lately…**insert hate here**”

11. Lost customer. These haters say they were going to buy Bang, but after reading a certain post they have changed their mind and will no longer buy it. This type of hater wants me to feel financial pain instead of emotional pain.

Hater styles come and go. For example “Bad writer” was prevalent in the early days but then subsided. I published Bang and it came back on the radar. “Underachiever” was suspended for the six months I was in South America but returned when the trip was over. “Sexist pig” has not been seen for some time while “Overanalytical” pops up every now and then. And “Appearance” hate continually evolves as my look changes. My haters seem to adjust to me and my content so their hate has maximum strike force, and on some days—depending on the alignment of the moon—they all come out at the same time, unleashing their internet fury on me in wave upon wave of punishing attack.

Now allow me to construct the best Roosh hater comment possible…

Roosh, we went to the same high school together, and we shared many interesting conversations. You were that shy guy and I was that awkward geek girl that developed nicely after high school. You probably remember me. Anyway I googled you and found your blog. I don’t believe what I’m reading, and how sexist you’ve become with your fake alpha male persona. You were a good person back then, but from reading this I just don’t know. Even your writing has suffered, and these advertisements lead me to believe you’re just about the money. The reason I googled you is because I wanted to hang out with you again and maybe even romantically date you, but now I don’t think so. You’ve turned into someone I no longer know or want to know. Whereas before I’d buy anything written by you, there is no way I’m going to buy your disgusting, overanalytical fuck guide, and I will tell everyone I know not to buy it as well. Do yourself a favor: get back on track, get out of your dad’s basement, stop being a gay loser beta douche, and re-enter modern society with a nice paying job. You’re capable of so much more.

A girl who cares,

-Anonymous

Here’s some guesses for possible future styles of hate: long-term relationship (”Look how pussy-whipped you’ve become, beta boy”), moving to a another city / country (”You can’t handle it in cut-throat DC, go back to the minor leagues fucktard”), and less frequent blogging (”You’ve run out of material… hang it up bro it was good while it lasted, and by the way I’m unsubscribing from your RSS feed”).

I ban haters when they least expect it. It’s fun to watch their hate gradually increase in intensity as they gain more and more confidence. I want them to taste power. Months go by and they think they can hate with impunity, then BAM—they are banned and get automatically forwarded to a certain YouTube video meant to inflict upon them great shame, and since they are my most regular visitors, emotional pain as well.

If I still had my old corporate job, which many haters desperately want me to return to for some reason, I’d assign points to each category of hate, store a flask of sweet rum in a drawer, and turn this into a drinking game…

“Greasy hair…” sip.
“Cockgobbler…” full shot.

• You
• I Hate Roosh
• Urban Dictionary
• Worst Starbucks Barista In The Universe

Legitimate question - why do you post things that you KNOW will incite hate if you’re just going to ban the haters? Seems kind of…passive aggressive, no?

LMAO that was the funniest post in a while.

Get a real job = be miserable like me

You forgot the haters like me.. Silent haters. We hate what you say so much that we refuse to comment, but secretly come back because we find some of your posts amusing.
*melts back into the darkness*

I respect you don’t ban the haters…takes balls. And I can attest you are not greasy.

Lemmonex’s last blog post: They Say It’s Your Birthday.

For a man that enjoys working the primates into a froth you sure are awfully sensitive.

Are you growing a vagina? *hate category #12 - you’re thin skinned*

this is so passive-aggressive! i love it!

and by the way, even guys can tell that you are a sexist pig.

I’m the hater that hates when I visit your site and don’t learn anything of value other than the guy who’s site I visit a few times a week has nothing to say that will help me. I HATE YOU!

i hate because i’m mad; and i’m mad because i’m always so sad; and i’m so sad because i’m so full of hate.

it’s a viciuous cycle.

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i’m jealous of your haters. my haters are weak, pathetic wannabes.

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ha awesome, I like how sometimes the haters will go from a name to an anon but still use the same writing style when crticizing you. Great post Roosh… get a day job you greasy haired homo who will soon become a homeless serial rapist.. your writing sucks fag.

wiked.

Lamest hater had to be the one that created the Dooshv website. So lame. Took the time to create the website, but wasn’t brave enough to leave comments up. Then shut down the site abruptly with some passive-aggressive goodbye post using the format of the “I know you” hater. Whoever she was, man was she lame.

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lol “dooshv” with an actual website dedicated to hating she must have had at least SOME valid funny points?? either way, I wish someone hated me enough to make a mock website.

fuck you i hate ou

You forgot the “you’re so bitter now” haters. Or are people that bring that up not considered haters because you have become super bitter?

Like I love to say,

“you’re nobody till somebody hates you”

You’ve been a somebody for some years now

Can’t resist this one.

Hate Category #13: Back to the Future Hater. Fast forward 20 years. Roosh has lost his hair, still lives at home, and has no career prospects, no savings, and no game. Unable to pick up anything other than his own phone at most DC bars, Roosh has largely taken to suburban bars such as the Vienna Tap Room and The Corner Pub, where he still fares well among the 50+, semi-toothless, chain-smoking set.

Roosh was last seen peddling his latest book, “Bang 3: Secrets for Getting Laid No Matter How Old and Fat You Are,” on the street outside The Royal Palace. He is working on his fourth book, “V” is for Viagra.

holy cow.. there was a douchev website? I just googled it. man, some people are taking their internet experiences a little too seriously.

Excellent way to diffuse the haters. Very Eminem in 8 Mile.

How can someone diss you if you diss yourself?

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Do something before you turn into Quagmire!! It’s quagmire, quagmire! Giggity giggity goo! Alright!

i’m jealous of your haters. my haters are weak, pathetic wannabes.

Then I must work on my hate, in the same way that you work on your game.

David Alexander’s last blog post: The Ghetto Mouse and his Bougie Uncle.

I hate these long-ass posts

Jewcano’s last blog post: The Left-Wing Mindset.

hey, but at least your hate-filled readers are devoted.
it must be love-hate.

it’s a good balance and helps off set the occasional gushing comments about how say… zach braff is gonna have to “man-up” to play you in a movie….

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww a blast from the past, thank you Roosh. I’m touched.

I have a hater who is so psychologically disturbed and fixated on my blog (he thinks I’m an ex girlfriend) that I had to shut down my comments section entirely to get rid of him (blocking the IPAs didn’t work; he’d log off/on and use a different screen name every time). All because I ignored his posts, which apparently were originally designed to impress.

Today he vents his spleen by creating YouTube videos about the REAL Hedonistic Pleasureseeker, which he sends to everyone who appears on my sidebar. The latest bombshell: I’m in a cult, and I killed his dog.

And here they say ignoring works on trolls. Sheesh. When he finally ends up in the funnyfarm I hope it’s a place where the patients aren’t allowed to use the computer.

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Awesome,
From the couple emails I sent to you, and your responses, I know you took the blue pill, and you toy with those miserable souls still in the Matrix. The Monkeysphere seems to be shrinking. Nobody is civil to anybody anymore. I was in heavy traffic the other day, trying to merge in, and 50 cars went by and no one let me in, 20 years ago all of them would have. Keep up the experiments, you have quite a few lab rats on here to play with.

Crap, the Red pill, now watch I will get hater comments too.

Don’t worry Roosh, the only guys that comment on here have really small penises, suck in bed, are closet gay, ugly, loser, no talent ass clowns, that are jealous because you are banging their sisters and girlfriends while they are busy putting a cover sheet on their TPS report.

ok…

what about the come-to-poor-Roosh’s defense comments, in response to others’ hateful comments (that i’m sure roosh loses so much sleep over too…)

i H A T E those!

Roosh, seriously now, have you ever felt that some of these haters actually have you pegged?

Having read your work for a period of time (2+ years in my case) could it be that they actually have some kind of insight into the kind of guy you are, the kind of life you want to live, and the mistakes you might be making?

It seems like you’re taking the easy way out by slapping a ‘hate’ label on all these things, and granted, some of it is a tall, cool glass of Haterade. But some of it might actually be on to something, and I hope for your sake you aren’t blind to that.

HP: Good to see you around, even though you broke up with my blog

While we are on the subject, one thing I would criticez is that you have all this game advice. I don’t do a lot of the things you talk about, but I still have no problems finding women. I think the thing is game works differently for different people. You have your approach and I have mine. Mine works just fine for me.

I think it’s time to consider the possibility that you hate yourself, man!

Roosh, we went to the same high school together
[...]
A girl who cares,

-Anonymous

LMAO!
That has to be the most, perfect, funny emo ever placed.

Cant…stop…Laughing.

I’m going to hate you for not putting up a new post today. What do you do in your dad’s basement all day?

Shouldn’t you be drunk by now, you greasy haired cockgobbler?

The last 2 posts have been kinda lame but this one was sick. Do me a favour, get off your ass and write one everyday ’cause they’re pure jokes….

Speaking of co%Kgobblers, big head rob is over. Ha ha ha ha ha ha haah!

starcraft2 coming out roosh
u in?

I don’t know if I count as a hater, but here’s one more type: the guy who started reading you but found you uninteresting:)

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I was a sexist pig hater, but then I realised I’d been reading this blog for about 2 years now…

As game goes, yours isn’t really that offensive, I don’t think. I think the real sexist pigs are probably the people who do really formulaic game. Sure it works, but you start to hate people when you can predict and come back to anything they might say. Take it from someone who worked in telemarketing *shudders*.

Shit man I just read the “it doesn’t matter if she orgasms” post. Now I hate you again

I love this post

haters are awesome, it gives you great ideas for posts!

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3. Overcompensation.

This hate insists that I’m a fake alpha who wishes to undue years of being beta, and that I will never succeed at being truly alpha.

“Stand Up” comedians…are they “Alpha-Male”…or is it the fact that the audience is forced to listen & absorb the premeditated material. *Just like your site*

Don’t get me wrong, the small audience that you’ve created online is nice. However, a total BETA flaw is the fact that you’re not replying to any of the “Hater” comments or “Random” comments on each blog you post. Writing stories about getting püssy is one thing, which feeds your thought of being an Alpha-Male, but it totally takes a REAL Alpha-Male to move on from this phase and start loving a good wife, buying a house and keeping a job.

Examples of REAL Alpha-MEN…

Gordon Ramsay
Muhammad Ali
Wilt Chamberlain
Hugh Hefner
John Wayne

“These examples of Alpha-Men are taken from http://www.askmen.com, a site with REAL advice.”

The Truth…

Real Alpha-men don’t swim with guppies, they swim with sharks. Real Alpha-men are at the top of society’s food chain, where banging liquored up naïve women is thought of as a “Been there & done that” phase.

Real Alpha-men have the sac and brains to make themselves valuable to women with money, respect, and discipline…they don’t spend 6 years roaming the club scene as a rat…why?…because they own the club. Real Alpha-Men don’t chase other men’s women, they already have one better.

Real Alpha-men don’t live in daddy’s basement, that by far…was the gayest shit I’ve ever read on your site.

I’m stating this to put you, the “Internet-Alpha-Male” in check.

Anyone that’s weak enough to support your beliefs only adds to the mental, financial and emotionally empty world the “Fake Alpha-Male” lives in_

I love you, Roosh.

They’re all right. It seems the Web (who reads your crap) knows you pretty well.

Laugh away.

DA BEST MAN!

HA HA! Let them haters hate you! The more they hate you, the more they make you look good!

To me you’re an inspiration man! For real! Sure they might say you’re hairy, unkempt bum but you prove to them that YOU DON’T NEED MONEY, LOOKS, SUPERFLY FASHION & GROOMING to HAVE GAME!

To me, YOUR GAME is WHAT MAKES YOU LOOK GOOD TO THE LADIES! Right?

This “NO HOLDS BARRED” DECONSTRUCTION of HATER-ISM!

F*CK YEAH! BITCH SLAP THEM HATERS!

P.S.

I think you might wanna read this Roosh. The dude in this article has “seen the light” just like you. I found this in Tim Ferris Four Hour Week Blog!

How to Surf Life - Attorney turned Surf Guru:
http://www.fourhourworkweek.com/blog/2008/11/10/how-to-surf/