30 Types Of Pussy

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1. Razor bump pussy. She’s still experimenting with the best Gillette model. The new razor with five blades caused a surprising amount of irritation.

2. Honda Civic pussy. The most common type of pussy. Reliable and basic with clean lines.

3. INTJ pussy. The clitoris is out just enough to make a pleasant introduction, but she’s not exactly dancing on the bar.

4. Cunnilingus pussy. Another common pussy type with strong clitoris action. Easy to go down on if you do that sort of thing (I don’t).

5. Vintage porn pussy. Humans have long since evolved, so you won’t find a young girl with this pussy anymore.

6. Lazy pussy. She’s putting in zero effort with her appearance yet still expects guys to approach her all night. You suspect she alternates between only two “going out” outfits.

7. Spinster pussy. This scraggly and worn pussy gave up and is ready for the body attached to it to die.

8. Dog ear in the wind pussy. The clitoris flaps around like it has a mind of its own, but trying to understand its movements will only confuse you.

9. Rain drop pussy. One more drop of pussy flesh and the surface tension will no longer be able to hold the entire apparatus to her body. I like the clitoris here more than the dog ear in the wind pussy because it’s easier to diddle.

10. Pedophile pussy. Perverted men put it all on the line to score this virginal pussy. It’s as pristine as a mountain spring—can you blame them?

11. Predator pussy. If you stare at this pussy for 40 seconds, an image of the Predator alien will pop out at you.

12. Big pussy. Easy entry/exit, but she won’t feel anything if you’re not well-equipped. She’ll be polite, though, and let out a few token moans at your ineffective thrusts.

13. Experienced pussy. This pussy tries to fake but those bumps don’t lie. They act like tree rings and are easily measurable by trained scientists.

14. Social anxiety pussy. Awkward body language and tonality. You need a lot of foreplay with this one.

15. Domestic violence pussy. The pussy got out of line so the man had to slap it around, leading to a swollen, tender appearance. (That reminds me—what do you say to a girl with a black eye? Answer: Bitch I already told you once!)

16. Diarrhea pussy. This pussy ate a bad meal from Taco Bell and is now shooting semi-digested pellets into the toilet bowl.

17. Toyota Camry pussy. Roomier version of the Honda Civic pussy and more reliable with lower maintenance costs. Bring along a couple of your friends. (Editor’s Note: This is my favorite pussy type. I don’t have time to figure out how pussy works—I just want to hop in and get to my destination as quickly as possible.)

18. Last minute pussy. God didn’t decide on the gender of this pussy until the last minute, hence the huge meaty bit that makes penetration extra challenging.

19. Chubby pussy. You look at this pussy and are not sure whether to recommend the cookie diet or P90X.

20. Shy pussy. More outgoing than social anxiety pussy, but her constant silence makes you wonder, “Does she like me? Is she playing games?”

21. Developmentally stunted pussy. If they caught the problem early then an endocrinologist could have prescribed a hormone treatment, but unfortunately it’s too late now and what you got is a pussy that is small and under-powered.

22. Used to be fat pussy. This pussy has lost so much weight that the remaining skin is flabby and loose like an overripe pear.

23. McMansion pussy. You love this pussy in the beginning, bragging to your friends about all the extra storage space it contains, but then once you see your electric bill you wish you bought something more economical.

24. Eagle pussy. Wings in the back offer more stability during flight. Graceful, earnest.

25. Interstate highway pussy. When they built this pussy it was like a dream to drive on the freshly paved asphalt, but overdevelopment of the surrounding areas has led to intolerable sprawl.

26. Anteater pussy. How your grandma’s pussy looks like. Loosening muscle and skin has forced the first couple inches of the vaginal canal to prolapse outside of the body. Grandpa ain’t complaining though… that sly devil.

27. Terminator pussy. One of Skynet’s first models. The clitoris has a formidable exoskeleton that will swallow up your dick if you don’t disable the chip first.

28. Turkey pussy. Wings, giblet, caruncle, wattle—you got it all here. Starter package comes with special handling instructions and food for the first month.

29. Department store pussy. It looked great when you tried it on in the fitting room, but at home it looks a little off. Maybe it’s one size too small?

30. Morbidly obese pussy. When this pussy gets sick you need to need to call the special ambulance with the human crane. All hands on deck!

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    #12 looks like an oreo cookie

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  • Gunslingergregi

    Nice post.

    All pussy is not created equal.

  • Gabriel

    Golden. 11, 16, and 27 are right on the money with the descriptions. Next time I’m ravaging some punani I’ll have to make an assessment.

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    Pussies are like finger prints: no 2 are exactly the same.

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  • Bernie

    This is why women shouldn’t shave all their hair off. I don’t care what any of you say, it is sexier when a woman has some hair down there – and not just a little landing strip.

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  • http://vincentignatius.wordpress.com Vincent Ignatius

    This is missing the lopsided pussy, when one lip is noticeably bigger than the other.

    My favorite is 10. Screw old worn out pussies (not literally).

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  • Simon

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgyg8vEHraE

    Roosh you gotta watch this. This is the future for everyone. It’s coming to an entitlement princess near you! hahahaha.

  • 75ff875f

    Like you spend that much time looking at it. You’re too busy praying that the lube is natural, and not puss, another mans sperm (in which case you’re now gay), or blood clots. ps: Now we need a chart of the 160 types of things that occasionally come out of a vagina.

  • inSOMnia

    I wonder if this is worksafe or not.

  • http://Www.bronanthebarbarian.wordpress.com Bronan the Barbarian

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    I’m with Bernie.

  • Negro

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    and so ends me ever reading roosh at work again.

  • Lugo

    I was thinking about that GNP guy, too!

    And I also thought, man, if I saw one of those nasty things lying on the ground, I wouldn’t stop and pick it up…

  • Ford

    You don’t go down on chicks (#4 pussy)? Really? What’s the rationale there?

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    Ford, studies are starting to show that going down on chicks is causing an increased rate of HPV related oral cancer in men, disproportionately. You may have to amend your foraging ways, sir.

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  • http://rianjayadi.wordpress.com rian

    I never notice that pussy got a lot of version, lmao

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  • bobby

    i think 8 is awsome so far i slept with 8 5 6 13 23

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    #28 Will u suck that pussy??? That shit is nasty

  • Anonymous

    A will fuck all those pussys. Im nasty not gay jajaja eze.btown.california

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    cute pussies…….

  • Adventure21c

    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X 1000000!!!!!!!!!!

    My personal favorite would have to be #20.

  • Anonymous

    A perfect example of a post by a dude who doesn’t know jack about twat. Roosh probably avoids licking pussy because no one would want him to.

  • Lkman

    Pls What I need 2 knw is tht which1 is d best nd d sweetest.

  • Maruf

    I wish my wife will not have pussy like type 12

  • Dan

    What a vile article. Seriously.

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    I’d like to hear more about the ladies man not eating pussy…like driving a care and not speeding…

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  • Shelby

    ok… I’m sorry… but I’m bisexual you see and… most of these look diseased and nasty… and I love pussy don’t get me wrong… they just seem… strange… maybe I’ve only been seeing number 2 and 17 this whole time :x

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    which do guys like more?

  • http://[email protected] Anonymous

    I’ve always said this! So glad someone did this. Ok, I’m gonna attempt to chart each lay in order..

    21,30,12.. nevermind, that’s gonna take forever lol

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  • Anonymous

    whez d camel toe…??

  • Anonymous

    You don´t go down on a woman but expect her to give you a blowjob? Fucking egoist.

  • Anonymous

    Wow. You really can’t even tell the difference between a clitoris and a labia minora?

  • Anonymous

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  • Love

    Love you me

  • Anonymous

    your a fucktard.

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    Which one do guys like the best least?

  • jamie

    Umm, your pics are rank and this was the crappest thing I have ever read/seen.

  • scoob

    this is GREAT! exactly what I was looking for. Collect em ALL!

  • pnugg

    5, 12, 27, 28 are good. not a big fan of the slit.

  • Anonymous

    i love #12 omg

  • Anonymous

    i got number 30 :(

  • http://none bad boy

    nevr mind the pussy if u rely lov her.thats the real man

  • neha

    6th one is lyk my pussy only ……
    who tuk my pic frm dwn sde???????

  • the_spiral

    This is an awesome, epic and hilarious post.

    And my husband loves my cute little dog ears in the wind ;-)

  • anoynomus

    im sad cause mine looks like 28 or like 8 and it bothers me cause a guy will never like me and im 14 so im scared..

  • Anonymous

    I have number 28. Is that bad..??

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    I GOT #23 (;

  • Me

    None of these look normal to me.. I must gotta porn star pussy, go me :)

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    i’ve a girl who leaves far from me, she stay with a brother who happens to be strict but any time i call her she says she is busy or she will call me back and that she never does and she has never called me since she went to her brothers place. what wrong. should i leave her for someone, cos anytime we talk she is always pleading.

  • http://[email protected] Anonymous

    i love anytype of pussy.i can fuck veryhard.

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  • ezagent

    Incredibly informative. Can’t say I want to work my way through the whole list but there are many attractive options put forth.

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  • A.Marie

    What you call clitoris are the lips/labia minora, google vagina you moron!

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  • Brit

    Number 10 mmmm;)

  • http://[email protected] Anonymous

    I like dat

  • Anonymous

    number 10 it’s my favorite and also 6 these two are the best ever and nothing else

  • Anonymous

    What you think about 27 …???

  • Anonymous

    is 3 bad

  • Shayo

    A had experience with a lot varieties of pussy without noticing the differences until i match on pussy type 1. Since then i became selective with preference to no. 1. The view alone is enough to send some romantic signals down the spine of a man. Try it if you dont have experience with it and you will know what i am talking about.

  • Anonymous

    Does that mean number ten is a virgin vagina?

  • Blaah !

    Mine aint even up there haha wtf !? :O

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    teri ama bhalu.

  • Anonymous

    haha, my girlfriend has number #10! :D :D :D

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    6-10-17-20 is great.. i love shiny, hairless pussies..

  • Anonymous

    my friend is probably a 23

  • Anonymous

    its a good lookn one tho

  • http://[email protected] Anonymous

    it is very informative
    i like this very much…
    Its a great effort to collect and define all types.

  • anonymous

    Number 21 without the hairline looks good aaahh ^_^

  • Anonymous

    you’ve omitted the other 3.5 billion types.

  • http://[email protected] i’v fucked number 10 b4.jst luv d pussy.

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  • brazilian

    Do you guys like skinny or fat pussy?

  • brazilian

    cuz I’m # 10 and I wanna know if guys like that lol

  • http://Www.ednzomo.webs.com Anonymous

    I love pussies but i prefer types 2,13,17,19,21,22

  • Anonymous

    I wish my wife have all pussy

  • Anonymous

    My new lady is a 8, it was my first tym wit a 8…is it bad?

  • Magicalrainbowpedophile

    Hmm.. mine is number 23, I don’t feel like it’s that bad.

  • Anonymous

    This is very degrading and disgusting. Not all women have the same vaginas. Most have to put up with small or ugly cocks that men have, so not mature or nice for a man to judge a woman based on how her pussy looks. Just because all pornstars are airbrushed, edited and have vagonal surgery doesn’t mean all women must look the same. Who would want to go down on a vagina that looks like a 5 year olds anyway?

  • Anonymous

    I’m gonna be honest, this is hilarious and quite informational if you really want my honest opinion. As for the comment above, you’re a clear hypocrite; go create “30 types of penis’” thread if you think “most (women) have to put up with small or ugly cocks.” Until then, chill out and accept the type you have, which clearly you’re not in acceptance with. In the real world, you’re not going to be judged, just take a joke when you see one and don’t take immediate offense.

  • Anonymous

    10 is perfect !

  • http://[email protected] Anonymous

    My gf has a #20(: shes 13…

  • Anonymous

    I liked # 10

  • need help

    my pussy is like number 28 and i want to fix it so it will look normal. i noticed that the guys here really digusted by this pussy 28.
    what do u think i should do? i really feel inscure about it. please answer me!

  • Andrea

    How can you claim to like pussy and not even go down on it??!!! Silly boy!

  • Nicole

    I’ve Got a mix of 4 & 23 (;

  • Anonymous

    How did you came about this discovery?

  • Men Who Loves Women

    Hi. I just love women and their pussies. My wife, she is a 17 or a 24. I love to lick her, but infortunately she doesn’t like it very much, she says she’s ashame, althought we are married (I don’t understand her) … and personally I would love to have 5,12,15,18 just to try… ok.
    So… every woman should be happy with what she has, I’m sure there are men who love them just the way you (women with doubdts) are and if u don’t like your pussy : 1- try to loose/gain weight; 2- try to find someone that likes yours (i would… but i’m married :=))

  • Men Who Loves Women

    I forgot… to the lady “need help”, i would also go down on her 28 :)

  • need help

    haha thanks a lot. that means a lot to me.
    acatully im pretty thin. im not fat or ugly. i know that. that im good looking and all, just the only problem about me is my number 28 pussy.
    but i really should like myself as the way i am and the guy who will love me will love me no matter what. i hope so anyway…but thanks! you made me feel better!

  • Anonymous

    Mine is like 5…and I’m a virgin…I think that’s weird. I’m 22 I think that’s y I haven’t let a Guy near IT…;(

  • Rylan

    Okay the comments are rude yes funny but rude… I read what some of the girls commented and some young and your comments made them feel bad about themselves! Shame on you. You have no life obviously so you create a website to be a bully to women. You can joke about this stuff but please don’t put it out there where young women and men see. You are gonna teach young men that all the types of women parts are bad and disgusting which they are not. I am only saying this because of some of the comments I read from other girls and men and it made me think how awful they feel now. I get that is a joke but the fact is that it is not an innocent joke and it is a joke to poke fun of women.

  • ihatemine

    Ughh I have a 12 or 28 :( and i’m a virgin. Can i get an operation? But i’m just so scared to show it.

  • ALERT!!

    I got a mix of numbers 4 and 10 is that bad? do you men like that one?

  • Anonymous

    This is the reason some men must not get pussy, not even to fucking look at. Must be a man that was hurt by a woman because of his small worthless dick. Hahaha, fucking idiot

  • Sam

    Comments like these aren’t doing us any favours ….I’ve had women turn me down because they’re worried I won’t like the way their pussy looks.

  • Anonymous

    To sam above you are complely right… These kind of jokes made by men are making it so all of you guys don’t get laid. If a woman is insecure about her vag she could be horny as fuck and still won’t let you even undo her pants.. But everyone is different and woman need to just be confident if your confident she can make anything look sexy. Im a woman 20 and don’t have a number a little girl pussy I went through puberty and it changes so woman just accept it don’t get surgery it’s not worth the risk! A pussys a pussy a guys not going to be thinking about how weird your box is when he’s abut to get his dick wet trust me ladies! And if he is he’s most likely a closet gay!

  • bb

    I’m 16 & an 8. When I had sex for the first time i was scared as hell that i was like, a freak or something cause none of my girlfriends had “outies” like me. Surprisingly, out of all the guys I’ve been with, not one has made any comment about the way I look down there. Maybe because I’ve never let anyone go down on me (except one time when I was drunk but that doesn’t count). :P But yeah, I’m still very self conscious about the way I look down there, but I mean, there’s not much I can do about it x)

  • Anonymous

    My wife has#10 nd i love suking that pussy B-) ….

  • Ross

    What the hell i laughed so hard…But seriously this is nasty…But I laughed so hard.No come on Mr Roosh.The only reason you picking on the pussys is cos you were probably forced to go down on your momma when was young as a form of sexual abuse and now you got pussy phobia and a bad one at that.
    EVERY guy has his favorite whether its 8 10 16 28 or 20 but that dont give you the right to insult the different types.
    By the way, if you were serious about catalogging every kind, theres thousands.Mine is a mix of 10 23 and 4.

  • Anonymous

    27 is mine is tht good?

  • Anonymous

    Is it weird that i got a bonner from looking at all those pussies?

  • sasee

    hi how to start sex first time please gave right solution

  • K

    Lol

  • comment on my type?

    my outer lips are like a ten and my inner lips look like 23 but a lot thinner, and one of my inner lips hangs out as much as the one 3′s does (my left inner lip stops a bit before my outer lips but my right one is the one that hangs out as much as the one in 3 does)
    i’m ok with my vagina except for if you were to spread it out. the skin around the clit is a bit long and that’s the only part i find disgusting. i plan on having that excess skin around my clit removed but that’s it.

  • http://pussy anjita prasad

    i cant think that womens hv30 type pussy.

  • Anonymous

    I’m with the people who called you out on not knowing your female anatomy. Dude, if you’ve seen so much pussy, then you should be able to tell the difference between the labia minora and the clitoris! But then again, I’m not surprised since you don’t like to please your ladies (you only like to get off yourself, you prick! pun intended).

    And ladies, fyi, there’s no such thing as the “perfect pussy,” okay? For those of you with longer labia, before you decide to mutilate your genitals, consider that protruding labia minora are not only aesthetically pleasing, but increase sensation for you and your guy. It just seems to take some guys a little more than imagination – a brain – to get over the boring slit and some of the dumbest misconceptions ever.

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  • MiamiBoy

    I am one of those guys that think that pussies are some of the most beautiful things on Earth, and licking one for as long as it needs combined with a excellent fingering/vaginal hand massage to give it ecstasy is one of the most fantastic earthly activities, followed by a really deep penetration of my cock into her beautiful pussy pumping it relentlessly to the point that the owner of the pussy has had so many orgasms that she does not remember her name and can barely walk after I am finished with her.

    And by the way, while I love all of the pussies, on the diagram, I am especially fond of 1,3,4,5,7,8,9,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,21,22,23,25,26,27,28,29,30.

    And for the record, I like to see some hair, so i can call it a pussy, because we need to remember why we even started calling it a pussy in the first place.

    And I am totally against women mutilating themselves because they have such low self-esteem to think that their pussies are ugly. There is at least one solution in the world for women who think their pussies are ugly, and that is to find me and let allow me to introduce them to the beauty of their pussy by giving them my special treatment.

  • Anonymous

    Mine looks like #13 lol

  • Anonymous

    I have a pussy likeee 10 or 20

  • Anonymous

    19 looks like balls

  • pramod

    hiiiii alllll..

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  • Anonymous

    It doesnt matter, men will fuck anything with a hole. Lets not be picky boys. Most of you dont know how to use it anyway. Not all women like it hard, btw!

  • Anonymous

    One more thing, lets post the different types of DICKS!

  • Shane

    Personally, if anyone has been with Indian chics, like I have been 6, 10, 13, 14, 17, 20 … no bits on hanging on the outside…just leaves a “bit” more to the imagination, than everything staring at you, at one glance….

  • Chanel

    i have a either an 18,27,or 28 and u know what if a man dont like it he dont need to have it …..there r plenty of other men wholl like me for me and by the way did u c a comment by a 14 year old girl that said this made her feel sad about herself ….screw u u heartless bastard

  • mushy

    what types of pussy good than other

  • Don7

    guyz, why the selection? Fuck anything that comes your way.

  • Anonymous

    wow

  • Andg17

    All you ladies with #8, 9, 16, 28 I think you all have the best type :)

  • Billy

    Well all I can say is I love all and any type of moot

  • twatpro

    They may look different but they all taste delicious!

  • Broyor

    I’am virgin, and i dön’t like sex anymore

  • shogun_of_harlem

    I couldn’t get over the fact that this was hand drawn by Leonardo Da Vinci

  • http://[email protected] Shakes

    Hie boo

  • vicky

    Sounds like you don’t like pussy all too much. Faggot

  • http://none ass fucker

    holy shit. none of this look right. i bet this guy dst like pussy. no i will look diff. to women. never ate a pussy before, never will. disgusting , condoms rule!

  • siva

    I have a pussy likeee 30 or 35

  • siva

    I have a pussy likeee 10 or 20

  • southafrican

    i love pussy, but number 10 is the best i ever had

  • southafrican

    12 and 29 they look interesting i want, i want lol

  • prakash

    which is the best pussy

  • Anonymous

    that was fucking awosomme i like 1~30 they were awosome if you could meat a girl and all her friends had 1~30 would you fuck that girl and all of her friends? Why do they have so many fucking types of pussys they should only have one the lickable and fuckable kind that is the best kind there is they should make 30 kinds of boobies but there is only 1 kind of boobie the lickable, suckable, fuckable kind what if they made a pussy pagent and a boobie pagent whould you go to the pussy one or the boobie one if they were on at the same time

  • Anonymous

    i like pussy with a bit of meat in the middle it turns me on more like 5 and 23 not 6 10 those pussys look like 5 year old girls pussy

  • Anonymous

    18 has a bit to much meat but still go down on it all pussy turn me on

  • Anonymous

    ilve american pussy, cute meaty.

  • rahul

    pussy….gets me wet….

  • Anonymous

    Great

  • moi 92

    mine z 8…can a guy lyk me with it? worried

  • http://SlazyDream Sagar

    I like pussy & Pussy sucking very much
    any girl there to give me pussy for sucking & pucking

  • http://SlazyDream&Allsixywebsite Sagar

    They may look different but they all taste delicious
    18 has a bit to much meat but still go down on it all pussy turn me on
    i like pussy with a bit of meat in the middle it turns me on more like 5 and 23 not 6 10 those pussys look like 5 year old girls pussy

  • Anonymous

    i like all the pussy’s

  • http://Never.havesexwithanyoneurnotinstantlyaattractedtoandmostimportantfeelCOMFORTABLEwith Lover of BIG Dicks

    Speaking as #8!! My pretty girl looks like a flower

    Attention all ladies!!!! Big Lips on the face, are just as beautiful as big lips below the waist!!! Any and all straight men will always go down on you. And if you were blessed with I big lips down stairs than your lucky!!! Big soft lips for him to kiss , suck, play with…I’m sure it must feel way better to fuck a girl with big pussy lips, way sd ofter n warmer -more feeling! Seriously…tge pussies with the little line down it just seem soo boring? Like I dont understand wh as t a guys supposed to.do.down there, when he has nothing to work with.

    So ladies with big lips be proud! You were blessed! Also don’t stay with some guy just cuz you think no one else could ever love you with your big lips.

    Also when 1st hooking up with a guy feel his boner n if its small STOP,snd walk way…little dicks dont fo shit, youll NEVER hsve an O working with a tinydick.
    When you feel a BIG Hard cock than, you can introduce that big dick to your two big wet lips and it will be HEAVEN!!!!

  • Shh.

    Mines is like #6 #10 or #20. I wonnder if other pussys really look like the other pics??????

  • Anonymous

    Im a girl who has a gf that like to have her pussy licked and so do i it makes me cum

  • The only non-virgin here

    I actually seen something on Tv about this but it was less than 30 so wen I seen this link I was interested but this is pathetic… first of all there are 3 main kinds depending on ratio of inner and outer labia then sub groups branch out in terms of Pubic bone structure, pubic hair intensity & coarseness, and discoloration… on n so forth just wanted to get tha point across that u got schooled by a 23 yr old thas been with more women than you n already learned that said life is pathetic and now I’m a single father of 2 lil girls that have to grow up in a world that I helped fuck up n mommy was a one night stand that daddy got stuck wit cuz he got her pregnant n when he kicked her out she kept up the streak of getting pregnant every other year by different guys. We create this douche, if ur gonna do this atleast make it medicinally accurate n not crack jokes about these women who r already selfconcious bout how they look even tho they could just crack about how ugly our dicks look or how small they are or even some guys’ micro penis or turkey necks so get it together dumb ass!

  • shay

    Im either 10, or 20….and had 2 stalkers, ex-that’s still begging and an admirerrrr that hasn’t quite after 20yrs… I guess thats one of the best.

  • Zyell

    Whts this!!!!!?

  • Anonymous

    20 & 10!! There tha best!

  • seen enough to know

    Nice article, reminds me of the Time cover with the 3 year old breast feeding. It gets us talking about something that we haven’t had an opportunity to discuss. There was a business associate I respected a lot that said, “pussy is all the same”. I lost all respect for him on the spot. Pussy is all different and as the french say “vive la difference”!! What do you think the first man to pen that was talking about? It was pussy! As for which pussy looks or feels the best…it’s a dumb question. It’s like being on a beach and watching the sunset and asking if this one was more beautiful than the sunset was yesterday? They’re all beautiful in there own way, enjoy each and every one! Here’s an assignment for you women who are uncomfortable with the way you look down there. Go to a strip club. Pay the entry fee or asinine liquor prices and shell out your weekly pay check just to look at pussy. There’s a lot of men that do just that. Watch the men who are absolutely fascinated by the sight of pussy. Now ask yourself, if all these men enjoy looking at pussy this much why am I so self consensus about how I look? As for which “feels” the best…they all feel like heaven and I could go through each and every one and describe the advantages that each has but that would be much longer than this article. For example 118 said she felt she had too much skin over her clit. I would love to be with you. My guess is that skin has protected your clit and left it especially sensitive to the point that with the right touch you could orgasm for hours. Let me at it!! Women don’t even consider any surgery to make yourself look “normal”. Your unique and I for one am fascinated by your uniqueness, and my guess is any man worth his salt will be too. Long live the difference!

  • Anonymous

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  • Anonymous

    Man pretty I had all of them black Mexican white any kind andnow for that I got sexual transmitted diese but it was worth itcuz I love to eat the pussy

  • 10

    yay im 10!

  • Anonymous

    haha i love this #8 represent

  • anonymous

    nice very helpful and interesting

  • Toodly

    I’ve got an 8. I wish I could afford surgery. Sometimes when I get really drunk I think about getting the scissors and hacking away. I hate my body so much. if I weren’t in a long term commuted relationship, I would never have sex again because I wouldn’t want any men to see how repulsive I am. I rarely even have sex with my husband, and I don’t even masturbate because my disgusting body doesn’t deserve pleasure.

    All I wanted to do was read a thread about bicycle seats on Reddit. Instead I get linked to this and have the constant burden of how much I hate my body thrown in my face and mocked. Thanks.

  • Toodly

    *committed relationship

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    I’m #8 and everytime I sleep with someone new, hes si fast to go down on me, and really it makes sense-movie stars are paying money to plump up their lips, bcuz its SEXY!!! Who wants to kiss thin lips ….big lips > thin lips

    BIG LIPS ARE SEXY!!!!!

  • http://Never.havesexwithanyoneurnotinstantlyaattractedtoandmostimportantfeelCOMFORTABLEwith Proud of my BIG LIPS

    seriously…..if any girl has anything bad to say about big lipped pussies theyre JEALOUS!!!!

    Jealous they were born with most likely a flat ass, flat chest, thin fish lips, and a boring little girl pussy with BORING thin lips on their pussy

  • CLIT SMASHER

    Unfortunately for most of you you will never get a chance at any of them lol
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  • Pussy Lover

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  • Bmm

    Oh yeah #8.. them good ol’ roast beef flaps

  • Anonymous

    21,14,28…The best one

  • Amy

    I can’t help but find this incredibly offensive. After studying each of these, I think that I’m closest to an 8, although I can’t say that the drawing does me, or any other slightly larger lipped gal, justice. This post made me hate my body all over again after having just gotten to a point where I could accept it.

    We can’t all be a ten.

  • Jazmine

    I have #10 and am 22, i think it looks like a little kid’s private area, but i don’t mind am happy with it. At least when i wear leggings it doesn’t pop out, it looks cute n perfect.

  • the real deal

    Whoever wrote this ‘article’ deserves a life of celibacy. You don’t eat pussy? You must be shit in bed! It’s not 1950, sugar.

  • So Ashamed

    I Have # 28 nd I’m Scared For A Boy To Look At It Thats Why I’m Still A Virgin.!!! :’(

  • Nzpride

    Lol wea the blue waffle at???!

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  • Nefarious ru

    I love art that stimulates thought and gets your dick hard

  • Nicole

    Mine is a mixture between a 4, 5, & 12. I am soooo glad that my clitoris is out and not tucked away in the slit because that means more pleasure for me!!!

    I do also think that some of the comments on here are so very rude and hurt women’s self esteem, making them scared to become intimate.

  • Wristy

    They’re all good. Like someone else said, no two pussies are alike. They are all like finger prints or snowflakes. Each is unique. You ladies with large labia should be proud! They are beautiful and lots of guys love them! You need to read http://www.sexylabia.com . Learn to love yourself, and fear not, REAL men will love your vulva because they love YOU!

  • Capn cunnilingus

    I love them all!! If i had my way though i would like to devour a pussy thats meaty, hours and hours of fun!!! I actually love eating pussy more than fucking it. I find eating it makes me extremely sensitive especially when you make it gush!!

  • Anonymous

    Things like this make women hate their vaginas. Thank you very much.

  • Anonymous

    my pussy type is not here..

  • Anonymous

    Is this for real???? You spent all this time collecting various vagina pics???? All of the comments below them are negative as well, which proves you aren’t getting any of them…please…get a life. Have you ever seen how many penis need plastic surgery??? Oh and btw this is where miracles come from.

  • Anonymous

    I just find outties disgusting.
    There are some who find everything else but outtie disgusting..
    So let anybody have its own favour.
    If you dont like it fuck off.

  • Anonymous

    @Proud of my BIG LIPS:

    so no girl can say bad thing about your pussy but you can sayn bad things about her pussy and call her pussy boring.
    must be a enn eye dshi dshi ey

  • darren

    I don’t like any of them. They are all shaven. It looks very odd that way. Sory I am from thje old school. That crap looks like a 12 year old child. I for don’t want a little girls pussy. I want a full grown woman, lol.

  • http://[email protected] slynie

    my gal z jus lyk paradise cz she bears no 20

  • Pussy Lover

    I love the kind of # 10 . The guy who says it’s pedophilia type thinking, I’m sure he like all the other granny pussies for certain.

  • Anonymous

    fuck all pusy

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    very good and i like it all good

  • Julio

    Well I love vagina lol

  • Anonymous

    You obviously have seen very few real pussies.
    Your comment on #4 “Easy to go down on if you do that sort of thing (I don’t).” says it all.
    #8 what’s flapping is not the clitoris – but the labia

    I realize you thin you’re cute or funny – but the objectification of women have them mutilating their own bodies to conform to some sort of image that men derive from porn.

    I LOVE women – god’s best work and I LOVE going down on women. Your ridiculous characterizations are not only misogynistic but purile.
    I’m sure you and all your fans are snickering ….huh huh…pussy..hu huh….

    Grow the fuck up

  • Anonymous

    #205 is a cunt

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  • Pussy eater

    I like 10, its perfect
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  • joel

    18 looks hot warm and juicy, i love it,

  • Joe

    Number 6 looks like my asshole. Think I’ll curl my penis around back and f*ck myself.

  • sly1

    The wrost piece of pussy I ever had was fantastic!!!;)

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    I like number 10 that’s a good pussy

  • tigga

    my wife got one like #10

  • bahabas

    I eat all then no matter what.

  • Anonymous

    i got #10, i thought all women have my type of pussy! guess not. i like my type, it looks innocent.

  • Different

    Always thought my vagina was weird. Nice to know other woman have a vagina like mine

  • http://[email protected] Misskitty

    It’s too bad that you can’t look at a pussy and tell what a person is all about

  • Anonymous

    I used to be self conscious of my vagina until I realised that when you accept what you’ve been given and become confident with the way it looks, guys will love your confidence. I’ve spoken with all my friends and some drunk nights have even shown one another haha, but we are all different! And I love that, because there isn’t any one normal vagina. Some of my friends who have the “better looking” number 10 vaginas, don’t get much pleasure and find it hard to come. I don’t have a problem with having orgasms and am so incredibly grateful for that.
    To some girls feeling self conscious about themselves after reading all these guys comments- They’re only 13 year old boys who more than likely typed ‘vagina’ in on google search in attempt to look at some pussy. And every other guy on here claiming that number 10 is the best and what-not, only ever watch porn.
    Every other guy saying they love every vagina and love going down on women, kudos to you, I wish you all the best in your pussy endeavours.

  • Anonymous

    I like to lick pussy!

  • Anonymous

    I like when they come! :)

  • http://[email protected] Caroline njeri

    I thought all pussies are the same?

  • joe

    #20 That is my wifes pussy she a little shy at first but when we get to fucking it on she cleans her pussy with cinanmon tea and thatdrive me crazy.

  • joe

    My wife the 20,and good for me

  • Anonymous

    “This is very degrading and disgusting. Not all women have the same vaginas. Most have to put up with small or ugly cocks that men have, so not mature or nice for a man to judge a woman based on how her pussy looks. Just because all pornstars are airbrushed, edited and have vagonal surgery doesn’t mean all women must look the same. Who would want to go down on a vagina that looks like a 5 year olds anyway?”

    So you are degrading women with a certain kind of pussy to women who look like children?
    Good job Ms. Meat Curtain.

  • Anonymous

    “seriously…..if any girl has anything bad to say about big lipped pussies theyre JEALOUS!!!!

    Jealous they were born with most likely a flat ass, flat chest, thin fish lips, and a boring little girl pussy with BORING thin lips on their pussy”

    So everybody who has anything bad to say about small lipped pussies theyre JEALOUS!!!!
    And an old women’s pussy with disgusting meat flaps hanging around.

    PUKE!

  • Britney

    Oh my god,this whole thing is so rude to women,we have it hard enough already,why would you name our pussy in the first place.Would you like if i posted up 30 types of dicks,and made you guys feel all self conscious.NO!you have no right to pick what pussy you wantand like,just be thankful that you have a women to give you some pussy,asshole.And keep in mind that ALL of you guys came out a least one of those pussies up there on that stupid ass list.

  • Samantha

    I’m 15.. And I have #8 / #28. one of those.. And I’m so nervous to show any guy my vagina. I think it looks unhealthy or something.. And reading this and the comments make me think I never ever want somebody to see mine. I don’t want the guy to think I have some type of disease or something because of the way it looks.

    I’ll have you know. Just because we’re girls and you don’t expect many girls to visit this website doesn’t mean you could make fun of half the pussies and call the people who do have them dirty. We girls do see this kinda shit, reading half these comments are gonna make it harder for any guy to get pussy. I want you all to know that you’re hurting some of the girls who reads these (Aka, me)

  • Anonymous

    this guy is an 88 he has a negative comment about everting, all the pussy look great people born short,tall, different hair,skin and all have their beauty if you are not imbecille like this guy is everyone have different taste there is someone for evryone

  • James

    Unbelievable!

  • Crey

    Any female lookin’ at this shudn’t b ashamed of way they have been given, men have to diserve wat u give anyways…but these comments are offense, and they do make it harder for some men n women to diserve life’s pleasures..Pussy is delicious dnt skrew it ;D

  • Anonymous

    I like big tits

  • Anonymous

    6 number pussy is best

  • Anonymous

    What a weak, cowardly and pathetic post, clearly written by a total ignoramus who has no understanding, appreciation or even respect for women or their genitalia.

    To the author in case I have used a big word you don’t understand:
    adj. 1. misogynistic – hating women in particular
    misogynous
    ill-natured – having an irritable and unpleasant disposition

    If you told women you wrote this “article” you would be shunned by the entire female population and live a sexless, sad and loveless life. What a worthless and immature specimen of manhood you must be to have to resort to this rubbish for attention.

    To any young women who read this and the types of derogatory comments, a real men will love you and your vagina too. Don’t worry you are normal and beautiful.

  • Anonymous

    I have the virginal pussy, or the shy pussy. I do alot of lunges and exercises to keep it nice and tight down there! Every girl should try it so you won’t get roast beef curtains. I find this a bit offensive though. You don’t see us putting up a dick chart so I mean, come on. And if you’ve experieced all these different types of vaginas I think you should go get checked out pal! Lol.

  • Aliyu

    i feel bad to type of pussy, bout i want know the type your mother has.

  • fuckerofpussy

    As if their was actually a reason to comment on this.. I want that pussy!!!!

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    …for those of you that are easly offended, get the fuck out of here now!

  • http://www.facebook.com/sidhartasengupta sid17

    my new gf has #1. My past has the #6 bt unfortunately we broke up. But i’m with my #1

  • Anonymous

    All of them are great :)

  • Gonad the Librarian

    I think I have done at least one of each type, shamed to say.

  • Anonymous

    if the pussy doesnt smell or dying ….f**k her anyway

  • Anon

    im a 23 is that bad? someone please answer this i need to know!!

  • Anonymous

    ^ im also #23 is that a good thing or a bad thing? can guys work with that.. or should i be nervous

  • Roni

    My girlfriend has pussy number 5. LoveIt

  • Anonymous

    Im #20 lol

  • Raja

    Uptill now I have f**ked only two types of pussys. Now I will try for other types. But how to find the pussys as per the above chart.

  • Anonymous

    i am shocked

  • Anonymous

    l like 100:)

  • Anonymous

    h

    All pussy is good and some is great. I like to eat as much as the lady allows me to pleasure her.

    All women have total control over who they will allow to stick a cock inside them and who they want to lick the clit When the lady takes the cock in her mouth and gives him pleasure as he gives her pleasure then we both smile

    A real man knows how to treat a lady and how to give her the pleasure she deserves

  • KHAN

    PUSSY IS FOR JUST TO FUCK IT HAS NO IMPORTANCE HOW THE SHAPE IS

  • gopal

    6 10 13 20 22 ok. normy pussy lips r pretty and i like to lick before fuck pussy 15 to 22 days after mc pussys r very funny to lick

  • muerta

    awwww angela has a # 26 poor angela the anteater

  • Prince JBoy

    i luv all kind of pussy… i realy want 2 fuck now

  • Pussy eater 40

    My wife is #9 and it’s the best for me,I’ve have several different ones but loose hanging fat pussy lips in my mouth and to see em sliding up n down on my cock are the best.

  • Best Puss

    One thing for sure I like my pussy to be licked all times I come fast for those licking technique done well, the beauty of that is they always targeting my pussy to lick without me telling them, they say they like it because mine is clean and doesn’t have smell like fishy, well I guess maybe because I know he will lick it so I always clean it and wash it as normal washing habit, it’s embarrassing to louder your vagina when you know it’s smells off, so guys girls like me always like to be licked so prepare your selves and by doing that I do give the Best blowjob and I never had any complaints so far but always thanking me for satisfying them to release it inside my mouth, I like blow jobbing it makes me come good because I want them to feel how I feel when they licked me :)

  • gswag

    3,4,5,13,15, 17 w21, 25the best pussy !!

  • sm

    good for knolegde

  • Braziliangirl

    What’s your preference Roosh?

  • Anonymous

    Mine is like #6 but with a tiny bit poking out like in #21. Are guys attracted to that?
    Slightly worried as some have said that they dont like number 6 at all lol.

  • Anonymous

    I have 15 honestly does it look ugly

  • Anonymous

    number 25 is the best pushy for doggy style,number 14 looks extremely healthy.
    Number 1,3,4,5,7,8,9,11,12,15,16,18,26,,27,and 28 pussies looks scarring.Make sure men don’t see them.
    Ladies with pussy 6,14,20 and 30 congratulations for your pussy does not require a lot of care ,your lips are ok.

  • Anonymous

    some of these pussies need to be hospitalized,if you have pussy 1,3,4,7,8,9,11,12,15,16,18,26,27 and 28,you should carry a spare pantie or dont even wear one.these pussies looks scarring to their owners and men.
    mine is pussy number 6,whenever i give a man he appreciates

  • Anonymous

    Are these Americans?OH My Gosh white ladies you are done.good skin but bad pussies.Number 6 looks young may be with time things might change.Better do without sex if these are the only pussies women have.Iam used to sex at darksided room but now I have to be very observant to avoid meeting someone with pussy number 18.

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  • Ubong Bafa

    #4 is the sweetest of ‘em all. Nice to nice and easy to get to orgasm! So y’all ladies with #8,5,8,18,23,27,28 &12,be proud & sexy we well-hung straight guys earnestly appreciate your meaty endowments.

  • Ubong Bafa

    #4 is the sweetest of ‘em all. Nice to lick,suck and easy to get her to orgasm! So y’all ladies with #8,5,8,18,23,27,28 &12,be proud & sexy we well-hung straight guys earnestly appreciate your meaty endowments.

  • Anna Haha

    I have a raindrop pussy. #9 it doesn’t seem normal or pretty to me so I keep looking around to see. I’m scared the men hate it.

  • I’m a 6

    I have plenty of going out outfits! Hurrumph.

  • Anonymous

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  • Anonymous

    the the chick who has a pic of her pussy from flickr that is a mint pussy and acceptable tits bible honestly no jokes all the fellas will be after you do u have a hot face thow lol u need a pic of your face hehe

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  • Anonymous

    the chick who uploaded the pic from flickr ive jacked off mulitible times over your pussy that should put your mind at rest lol hehe you got a stunning pussy

  • Anonymous

    This will help when I get some pictures ;)

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    Be happy with what you got!

    If you’ve got thin or thick lips.

    Men – if they’re str8 love all pussy….duh

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  • Anthony

    my girlfriends one is no 23. Its like heaven in there with soo much storage space and warmth.

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  • Anonymous

    Wow the girl whi posted the flickr image, amazing pussy. And your tits are sexy

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  • Anonymous

    Im So embarrassed of mine, I’ve got a 28 and it’s so ugly:( I never want to show a guy….,,

  • Anonymous

    Is 28/8 bad??

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  • Anonymous

    My Pussy is #20 shy but can take anything

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  • Anonymous

    I have n.12, with a tinny bit of labia minora out, but completely brazilian wax smooth.

  • For the GIRLS!

    Ok, to start:
    1- DONT look for surgery, Labiaplasty, which is for conditions such as congenital defects, accidents and malformed areas. If you do you will loose a reasonable amount of sensibility at the area ( since labia minora is full of nerve endings )and it will compromise your orgasms.
    2- In case you dont feel comfortable with “the looks” is cause you dont give yourself much time looking at it, especially to undertsand that every part of your anatomy is there for a reason. Get a small make up mirror and go “explore” yourself. In case you have a old electric toothbrush put some lube on it and with the mirror go around all area and pay attention at the points you respond better to that stimulation. Later you can concentrate at this points to get a easier orgasm.
    3- The only thing you need to do is make sure you area is clean. When I say clean I dont talk about totally wax or douche ( actually NEVER douche, is dangerous ) , but keep in mind you need to wash and give some “air” ( sleep without underwear to start ) and be regular at the doctor to check yourself for infections ans stuff.
    4- Complains and jokes about how big, how small, how ugly, how deformed are normally coming from douche bags who havent seen pussies enough but think they know about them all. Also they are probably criticizing to take attention away from they tinny cock.

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  • Anonymous

    As a straight female, I feel that we spend way too much time and emphasis on pretending we are or are not something. It is not the guys doing this to us. We will always be there for the guys to perpetuate the cliches we cause ourselves. We women are mostly the cause of our own hang ups. We do it all to ourselves. We “need” our make up or specific clothing for attention. We want the attention. We just don’t admit it. We have an anatomy primarily to attract the opposite sex, as do men. If we have a hang up about ourselves and want to cosmetically change something then who knows how unnatural the rest of our lives must be that we want to change that too. We should learn to respect your natural health and beauty. It will make us happier without needing to pretend.

  • Ain

    So how come most guys don’t like the fat lips? Mine are also pretty dark at the bottom. :/ I have #9. Is it really that bad? I’m super self conscious now.

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    its more of a comedy 2 me… good wan producer

  • Anonymous

    Well my husband likes my phat cat and he says im chuby but it tastes like the sweetest berry he ever had!!!!!!!!!! So fuck that chart.

  • Anonymous

    Holy shit hahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahahaha its a pussy show dam some of those pussy look really bad…..but I like #8 and20….

  • Are you kidding me?

    Where did you get this chart from?
    They either look damaged or abnormal! I am glad mine is not pictured in here, I guess you missed out Rooshv. This chart does not cover all of them. Thank goodness for that!

  • loving man

    To all the one that feal insacure about them selfs
    or there pussies dont be ! i beleave its whats on the inside that counts not the outside a real man or women will exsept u for who u are weather u are big,small,black,white or any race ,creed or sexual oreatation,and for all u first timers out there dont be scared if he or she dont like it or u then he or her is not the right one for u be pashint ure time will come and u will find that miss’s or mister right that wont care other than u being happy with them as thay to u + gods got someone for everyone in time we all will find true love……..

  • Anonymous

    28 is the best, because its the easiest to nibble on like bubble gum ;)

  • Just that chick

    #10 Baby (:
    only slept with three guys so you know
    My shits tight.

  • Lala

    Mine is like #6 and #10 …is that a good thing?? LOL

  • Anonymous

    Yessssssss it is!!!

  • Anonymous

    I like 2

  • Anonymous
  • fucker

    pussy pussy pussy

  • Kayla

    I’m between a 10 and a 13…

  • kadybaby

    Pussy is pussy. The same god damn thing regardless of the look n shape. They all serve as the same purpose ok !
    So love urself to hell with what people think

  • Anonymous

    I am a number 6 and I love my pussy. My boyfriend enjoys sucking on it so much. He is totally crazy over it.

  • lol

    mines like 15 most of that vaginas look like baby girl vaginas any guy who likes them must be a pedo!!

  • Anonymous

    Omg I’m 20 lol :)

  • Axiom Maxim

    We all come from Pussy and we spend the rest of our lives trying to get back into Pussy…Best Part, we don’t exist without Pussy!!!

  • Anonymous

    I think its funny that the girls who have inner lips coming out at all times, can say that the other ones look like a child’s. Do you realize that those comments are just as hurtful as the ones bashing inner lips. We were born with what we have, and no one can help it. To even say those vaginas look like a kids, makes you sound like a pedo. Its attached to a grown woman, so it makes it a woman’s vagina. Get your mind off what a child’s private area looks like you hyprocrite! I have a mix between 10 and 22 except my lips aren’t uneven and my skin is smooth. Its beautiful when manually spread open because there’s more to find inside that you dont see otherwise. I love what I have but I also love the others. I wouldn’t mind having something different, id embrace it either way.

  • http://[email protected] aaaa

    Ahaha holy i feel bad for some chicks if they got some of tht shit lmfao ahahahah

  • http://[email protected] Anonymous

    Iv spent years hating mine. Number 27. Hate it. But now I’m thinking, fuck everyone and love it. Life is too short to hate, Everything is beautiful. Men are the reason we hate it, and we have to put up with there rank little dicks. All fannys are amazing!

  • Anonymous

    I have number 6, but mine is fat at the top (the skin above it) so like when i wear a bikini theres a lump down there. Would guys find that unattractive?

  • Kyle

    Whoever wrote this article has obviously never been near a vagina. Really, dude? You seriously don’t know what a clitoris is?

  • Anonymous

    you must have a lot of time on your hands do yourself a favore and kill yourself ass hole

  • Cage

    From a lot (though not all) of the female comments I’ve read, it’s obvious many of you women don’t know a thing about real men…or yourselves.

    Men will crack jokes about ANYTHING because men are generally more thinkers than feelers (this is not to say women don’t think, but you’re generally more inclined the opposite way). We’re cerebral; we notice patterns; we establish norms and structures in our mind…and so anything that breaks that norm (i.e. gets us to think differently, either through irony or whatever humor), is usually “funny” or entertaining to us.

    This was entertaining.

    But this is why many of you women were offended or made more insecure…it’s because this post wasn’t for you.

    Most men have NEVER compared vulvas we’ve come across until now [I say "vulvas" because the vagina is on the inside]…and it’s funny, because (as a norm) not one heterosexual man cares a thing about these visual/aesthetic differences in practicality.

    If you were to lay down naked right now, or bend over naked, not one full-blooded heterosexual male would first check to make sure you’re the right number (lol). That’s ridiculous…and you’re an idiot (or still an immature girl) if you think so.

    “Not if you were the last woman on earth”, is not something a heterosexual male would *EVERY* think say…because it’s simply NOT true for us. We would [...] as often as you would be willing to, number be damned.

    You girls wanna know what a heterosexual man likes? Women (i.e. those of mankind who have vaginas)! …but even the full meaning of this answer still escapes you. Why? Because you’re vain…always focusing on aspects of your outside, while at the end of the day all we men REALLY care about is your inside.

    You’re value to us (i.e. your vagina) is on the inside…while a man’s value is on the outside, and yet you spend your time, energy and thought out here where you have no business being.

    Now I know how this last part will come off – and in this generation where the gender lines are encouraged to be blurred, this will NOT be popular to read – but truer words were never spoken:

    “Women, you must know your place…and all your problems and issues (especially these about body insecurity or personal offence) will disappear.”

  • Anonymous

    i luv sucking pussy but the more good is 1

  • Anonymous

    I love all kinds of pussy….kinda prefer the fatter ones cause they turn me on a lil more! But hey pussy is pussy…nothing like getting some good old wet tight warm coochie on my tongue

  • Anonymous

    I have a # 10 is that bad?!? I hope guys like it?!?

  • Anonymous

    I have a fat pussy but it looks like a # 10 idk

  • Anonymous

    Do guys like or dislike fat vaginas? By that i mean the top skin part, not the lips or anything. Do guys find it unattractive? E.g when there is a bump showing through knickers

  • Anonymous

    Fat Pusey is better tah eat cud Yuh sick easier abed skinny pussys makes my Dick feel big but I do anal so it doesn’t matter

  • Anonymous

    #23 and #25is day best of em all

  • Anonymous

    341 anonymous we men prefer slim pussy not the one with extra meat on da top but how does your on look

  • Jake

    Some of the stuff you say is so true and makes me lol!

  • MO

    Woooow… hey guys, You dont know what Are U missing if U have problem with meat , my girl have a 15, and I love spend my whole life discovering in it…
    too all ladies with #15, I a big fan of Your type, dont worry;)

  • Anonymous

    Well put #336

  • bang

    i love all those pussy if you are single and want me to taste you clit, i’m not gonna stop licking you , dang wow i love fat pussy and flower pussy , this chart is so good, i want all of those pussy ,i have seen half of these already with past girls ,

  • irvin. Philip hlatshwayo

    Email me those pussy please

  • Anonymous

    you literally have no idea what the difference between a clit and labia is so obviously you’re a lousy fuck

  • pussy luver

    I luv pussy its the greatest. im so horny. Sombody fuck my pussy I wantYOU FUCK ME SO HARD

  • pussy luver

    HORNY

  • http://[email protected] Anonymous

    Pussy is the best thing on the planet fuck every body saying they would’t go down on a girl..!!!

  • #1-30 lover

    Cant believe I missed this posting ….thats good stuff right there ….

  • kittyslayer

    all the girls that are worried about it, don’t be, they all look good. all pussys are pretty, no matter what they look like, big, small, big lips, small lips, don’t worry about it, we love them

  • Angelbaby

    I have 10

  • aron

    i love every pussy …..

  • Anonymous

    I don’t think you know what a clitoris is, let alone have any experience with one in real life…

  • Anonymous

    I’m a #17 that married #30!!!!!! IM A SQUIRTER!! BITCHES!

  • Anonymous

    I have 5 & 9 put together. & I’m only 14. But I let my boyfriend eat me out only once. I just think my pussy is ugly.

  • Fuck all day

    Asshole is better

  • benson

    all pussies R pussies some of them R so ugly that U will not erect

  • optional male

    I love them alll!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    ulgy pussy

  • Anonymous

    10, and 10 only

  • kaler

    FUddi ne dunia pagal kitiii sarii

  • Anonymous

    you must have a lot of women faking it with you, if you are actually experienced huh? considering you dont know where the clit is lmfao!!!! Guys, dont take lessons from a nerdy artist trying to be an expert, please, as a woman I am speaking for us all, dont be misled by this moron, he obviously knows nothing when it comes to the womans anatomy but what he can google online and draw. Following my advice will save you hours of confusion in the bed later, and keep you from being bitch slapped by your girl when she realizes she should have just bought batteries instead.

  • Anonymous

    336 Cage
    lmfao!!!!!!!! You must be high as mutherfucker lmao!!!! U could have shorten that just a bit but pretty funny, and somewhat true, but I wouldnt go as far as to say men are thinkers, ha!! men are just barbaric looking for any hole to penetrate, thats pretty much it, us women are the thinkers, we are the ones who discovered the different techniques for women and men both, so really it is you men who need to understand your place, you’re our walking sticks, and yes we do judge you by your size, shape, apperance and knowledge as well, but I guess if I had to choose between no cock or the last one left even if it wasnt my preference Id still settle too. So to sum it up dont let the few insecure women who didnt catch the editor being a moron lead you to believe we needed u to reasure us and show us to our place, lol!

  • Anonymous

    Lol….but they are pussy what we need is pussy

  • Anonymous

    Im #10 all those other pussies looked fucked out….

  • http://ggggg dian

    it so nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiicccccceeeeeeeeee

  • Anonymous

    i have # 20

  • puluvv

    The best way to judge a pussy is from the back when they ar spread

  • Scott

    I love a big sloppy pussy with hanging lips. Nothing turns me on more than separating the folds with my tongue and sucking on those big floppy lips. BOING!

  • Scott

    I’m a 35yr old man and I’ve sex with alot of girls in my life and the one thing girls all have in common is 99% of them think their pussy is ugly. But the one thing girls don’t realize is that 100% of straight guys think their pussy is the most beautiful and perfect thing he has ever seen in his entire life. All pussies are beautiful.

  • Anonymous

    Uhhm.. I don’t have a vagina like any of those … Iv never even seen those before? Who came up with this shit?

  • http://oijfdfdowj biggbootybitch

    I LOVE PUSSY AND DICK

  • anon

    i think my favorite type is 10, i’ve even found a porn with that pussy (i think) and my god it’s amazing

  • Playboy

    I wanna try all pussy

  • V-enthusiast

    This is clearly written by an individual who DOESN’T LIKE Pussy. There is a derogatory and negative slant in every description leading me to believe the author prefers boys. A shame as all pussy is beautiful.

  • Gh hi

    Good 1.6 lilike

  • Anonymous

    i fucked number 5 b4

  • dont worry .. be happy.. with your pussy

    as a female who is quite secure with her vagina i must say im shocked at how many women are honestly insecure with their vagina’s even worse seeking approval on the net for someone to say your vagina is ok. IT IS OK. regardless what your twat looks like its what you got so work with it. i found this article interesting and humorous to say the least. all the feminazis get off your moral high horse, if youre insulted by this you must be insulted by your vagina, and that is not the posters problem. there is a man [or woman] out there who will love your fat skinny deep shallow hairy or bald vagina. even the “anteater” is loved by someone. pussy is what brought us all into the world, it should be worshiped. regardless what your poon looks like be happy with it. its yours. love it. touch it. and stop caring with people think about it. we are all different in shape and form. imagine how boring all pussies would be if they All looked like a 10 or a 18 or a 23 or a 30. differences is what makes us.. different. now where is the 30 types of dicks?! ;D

  • http://noweb janjak

    i have so big deck i need pussy baer it

  • zzzzzz

    no. 28 is just like McDonalds Burger. I like all of them.

  • no one

    i have 28 is that bad?

  • Anonymous

    mine is between 8 and 27 , my boyfriend doesnt lick mine at all , is it because of what it looks like ?:s

  • Wristy

    #387..It’s probably because he is unsure of how to do it or isn’t comfortable with the idea yet. Have you asked him to do it for you? I’m assuming that you are all clean and disease free down there. If so, then oral is all good and safe for both of you. You guys need to communicate your wants and desires and try to find out what works for you both. If he doesn’t want to go down on you and you really want him to then you might have to decide if there are better options out there (if it REALLY is a deal breaker for you – all relationships require some sacrifices to work. No head for you might be your sacrifice – a painful one perhaps). Most guys I know LOVE to go down on a girl. And your 8 + 27 is a thing of beauty! If some guy doesn’t like it then it’s time for a new guy!

  • Pussy lover

    I want to eat them all.
    I just luuuuuuuuuuuuuvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv pussy!!!!

  • Anonymous

    pussy r awesome

  • Anonymous

    new types pussy

  • Anonymous

    14 billion years

  • Frank Edmond

    29-10-17-2-24 are the best for me.. 5-7-8-9-11-12-17-28-29 are discusting.. Pussies should be smooth and attactive.. If I see these pussy, I never fuck. Check the link the best pussy I like..
    http://www.girlsofdesire.org/galleries/perfect-babe-miela/85688/

  • pussy lover

    You retarded guys who say bad things about any of these holes, go and wank off yourselves. You don’t deserve the real stuff.
    Pussies are great and so are the girls walking around with them so show some fucking respekt and don’t make them feel bad about their twats!

  • huh?

    LOL whatever pussy you got! just make sure youre clean, you wash it and no std. So what if your lips closed and mine is open? closed lips are prone to yeast infection.

  • Dont worry

    girls it doesn’t matter what u have as long as u have one and if u find a man that loves you he should respect that that’s what make you different and amazing from other women it depends more on a women s personality only pervs look for a good vagina but a man that really loves you will not care what u have cause he will at least have you.

  • Dont worry

    i know i would love my girl by her personality not because of what shes got

  • carter

    just need some one dat can satisfy me

  • carter
  • Anonymous

    I have a #7 can I have an honest opinion on this? Regardless if it’s cruel or not honesty is key..

  • Anonymous

    I don’t think you know what a clitoris is, dude. Also, size of labia does not indicate size of the actual vagina…and, more sex does not make a vagina more “loose” ._.

  • elbot

    Dem!!! Dis pussys are real

  • Anonymous

    What’s wrong w/#6? & what the hell is lazy pussy?

  • Ashly

    Mine is like 28, I’m 17! I would say that I’m very pretty. I’m just SUPER self-consious of my vagina. There’s just so much skin! It looks EXACALLYYYYYYY like number 28 and I’m a virgin. I want number 10! is there a surgery I can get to look like that?

  • Asad

    If any woman wants fucking please contact me .I first of all lick pussy then fuck it with love

  • Anonymous

    the guy that wrote this eats every type of pussy on here. hes a fruity little kid

  • jay

    Signal for a guarranteed and rejuvinating passionate intercourse. All ty0es of pussies are welcome.

  • Frank Edmond

    I only like to fuck the pussy like below in the link. Pussies hould have 2 outer labies stuck each other. A perfect line..like number 10…

    http://www.redtube.com/267138

  • http://Ffdmhtgf I am horn

    Asshole I ammhorny

  • Anonymous

    20 i licke

  • http://[email protected] Anonymous

    Is having a #2/#10 a good or bad

  • sasa

    Is having a #2/#10 a good or bad

    SO GREAT.. Like to fuck..

  • Abhi

    love to fuck pussy!

  • Sarah

    Funny post that is somewhat helpful but you do sound like a misogynist.

    I have 10 and a bit smaller lips like 21. Is it really developmentally stunted or are you just saying that? lol hmmmmm

  • Anonymous

    i want a smart pussy

  • Brazilian

    Holy fuck….

  • sasa

    Sarah.. your pussy is great them… you lucky..

  • Anonymous

    OP doesn’t know what a clit is. There isn’t a single one exposed in any of these pics. You’re thinking of the labia minora. Christ, learn some basic anatomy.

  • Anonymous

    Also, the size of the inner lips has nothing to do with being loose. Aren’t you a girl, anyway? You make females look bad.

  • Anonymous

    کیرم به این همه کس

  • victoria

    im 15,5’7,166 pounds and have a #30 pussy but im tight, and i have 40C boobs that sag for no reason! all of my fat goes to my upper arms,boobs,thighs and pussy!!would u go out with me? and to top it off i have stretch marks,i feel hideous at times…

  • Sgh
  • mimi

    Is 10 good

  • al psone

    Mimi.. If you have 10, i would kiss it every day… e-mail me.. alphsona @ yahoo.com

  • Anonymous

    my girl have 28 and is so hot and sweet

  • Anonymous

    Im a #4! I think mines cute drawing makes it look gross haha

  • Anonymous

    #10 looks real good to me

  • http://happy.com fuckman

    to all the st*pid women complaining about the men here who “judge”

    yeah we do it, all the f*cking time, DEAL WITH IT

    how many threads/posts/websites are out there with women talking about mens dicks, its small, its uncut, its cut, its disgusting..

    fuck you all…

    fat pussies are gross, pussies with nasty grizzle lips, or beef curtains that hang low.. that’s nasty too!

    so for all you women who judge our cocks.. its only fair we can judge a nasty and a pretty vagina

  • eldon

    that telling the whole story true in a lots of words

  • Anon

    I have # 9

  • MArija

    Is 28 bad? I have number 28 haha i think or 5, i dunno

  • hot hot
  • muuuma
  • Anonymous

    I must admit it is very difficult for anything to make me smile and laugh anymore. This website has provided much needed giggles and smiles. Thank you!!

  • Psuedonym

    “15. Domestic violence pussy. The pussy got out of line so the man had to slap it around, leading to a swollen, tender appearance. (That reminds me—what do you say to a girl with a black eye? Answer: Bitch I already told you once!)”

    This one is not, nor are any of these, humorous. It’s awful, and it crosses the line. Honestly, it makes me lose faith in whoever wrote this as a human being. It makes me sick to my stomach that anyone has thoughts like these. They are misogynistic and they have no place in a civilized society. Granted you have free speech, but it is a gross abuse of such a right to post such disgusting articles.

  • Jack Mandi

    I want number 29… Girls write me if you have it :)

  • http://www.roosv.com jatin

    hi

  • Jack Mandi

    Hi Jatin.. which one you have??

  • Anonymous

    A must have for all men.

  • Anonymous

    You realize those are labia… idiot.

  • DaMan

    Pussy is pussy why being picky take it as it is!!!

  • DB

    I got a laugh over these. Have to admit #6 is my favourite. But is this a natural look or does it require surgery?

  • Anonymous

    Meaty, long lipped pussies are so much more attractive then the simple line which looks like a pre-pubescent girl to me. Roast beef pussies are HOT , I cant believe that so many people prefer the innie pussies because they think it is socially more acceptable or prettier… Some people like small boobs, some big boobs, small flat butts, big bubble butts. Everyone has different preferences. I prefer huge pussy lips, and if you are a woman who has these please realize that you are blessed! Please do not get some type of heinous surgery to remove them!

  • Anonymous

    8, 9 , 18, 27, 28 are my favorites. I love full lipped meaty pussies. I am a tall good looking 32 year old male.

  • Anonymous

    I’m a #27 and I’m super self conscious about it….

  • Anonymous

    Wash it, wipe it , I can make it wet for you. She will glow in the morning!

  • Anonymous

    Why is shaving so popular now? Trimming fine, wanting to shave it all off,I believe you may have additional issues to deal with.

  • not saying

    Omg im number nine and mine really hangs out i wish wish wish i could have surgery im 14 and SOOOO self concoius people say i am really beautiful like ym face and i have a good body but if they ever saw my vagina they would say it was so ugly :( i hate it so so so much i dont think i coould ever ever ever do antthing with anyone because its so ugly and is like 1 inch long!!!!!!!!!!! :( wish i would just die

  • King.k

    Shame gals dnt wory abt pussy as lng u gt fucked. Honesty i wana fuck a white pussy is the any prblm fuckng it. Black african

  • http://[email protected] King.k

    Letz have fun b4 we die i wana fuck all types of races

  • Jacqueline!!!

    I’m cross in between #2 and #10 now what?? I know my shit is the best.!

  • http://www.locksmiths-seattle.net danlocksmith

    it look like all the same

  • Anonymous

    I don’t know why some people are butt hurt over the descriptions. We know they are stupid and it is just the writer’s opinion. It doesn’t matter. it isn’t like you’re going to fuck the person who wrote this crap so, why bother getting offended?
    The description for mine made me giggle though.

  • luna

    I am a cross of 10 and 9 mine is really neat compared to other girls that hang. I guess I am lucky but I am so worried to show it to anyone as they might not approve of a hanging one I am 14 so any boy I date is going to think its in normal to be hanging :(

  • IDIOTS

    UHH the part you refer to as “dog ears” is NOT THE CLITORIS. Are you fucking kidding me? If you think those lips which are LABIA are actually the clitoris you are BEYOND TERRIBLE in bed. Those are the labia minora, the clitoris is something else. Maybe pussy number one is showing the actual clitoris poking through.

  • http://shrek69_9@msn Anonymous

    my fan..pussy is 25 i love that open legs one i want todo eat it like a humgry hipo

  • http://[email protected] Anonymous

    yummy yummy yummy i love pussy 25.

  • Anonymous

    Do men like #25 ?!
    I am a 25 and Just wondering.

  • Anonymous

    Like afrıcan pussıe

  • Anonymous

    4,8,9,25, and 29. Somewhat like that

  • K

    You are a fucking asshole. All pussies are equally gorgeous. But I can understand why you’d post something so immature.. only a real man would go down on anyone of those fine lady parts. Suck it up, Princess.

  • Ak

    A woman, if you love her,you dont care about what kinda of fussy she have.

  • Anonymous

    Dumb mother fucks that leave more then two lines get a life you fucks

  • Anonymous

    Ashley,luna and not sayin im 16 and i dont think you should be self consios r beatiful regardless and if a guys cant exept u for who u r dont worry there is some1 for evert1 u girls sound amazing but worry ull find someone

  • 227531E1

    Well i like all the pussy in there i don’t select because pussy is pussy they all sweet and not better and my d*ck is big it can fuck them all give them good time in bed, I’m so good on banging pussy hard..this my name 227531E1

  • Cris

    4. Cunnilingus pussy. Another common pussy type with strong clitoris action. Easy to go down on if you do that sort of thing (I don’t)

    Don´t? what a bad, bad lover you are.

    great post done for a man who doesn´t like pussy.

  • http://[email protected] Anonymous

    i love hairy pussy

  • lovepusssy

    I have fucked all these types except #26. does not exist.

  • Anonymous

    12th is the best one for me hahahahaha

  • sexfreak

    wicked and good to know

  • Anonymous

    i have a 23 and dont want anything different. love it;)

  • Anonymous

    i prefer when you can see the middle part in a girl. but either way, slit or a little more meat, i love them all and they all serve the same purpose so, you know, all the people who are saying 10, it would really suck if you met a beautiful girl and you really liked her, and went down on her and saw she was like, an 11 or a 15. then what would u do? theyre all diferent just like dicks. and my personal preference would be a 4 or a 23;) yummy

  • Anonymous

    my gf has a mix of 8 and 23. she has blonde hair, big nice boobs, perfect curves, blue eyes, damn getting a stiffy thinking about her naked body and eating out such a nice vagina. love it. lucky guy i am.

  • Anonymous

    #28 and proud to be. If your dude loves you then hes not gonna care what ur pussy looks like, my boyfriend loves going down on me and tells me i get him goin every time ;) so suck on that fuckers!!!

  • Chad

    I dont care if its hanging out or all tucked in as long as its NOT bushy ill eat thenm out mmmmm i love pussy & im 32

  • http://www.locksmiths-sandysprings.com sing

    i Love this thin i don’t care if its black red
    sandy Springs locks

  • b

    you’re a disgusting, retarded fuck. i pray you get an std and die from it.

  • Anonymous

    I have number 10 yay😄

  • Anonymous

    I really hope for everyone’s sake you never get any kind of pussy. Also, I assume you must be a perfect specimen of physical perfection? Probably not. Sad twat

  • Anonymous

    When a lady takes care of her Pussy is the most beautiful best tasting,best feeling and best smelling gift a man will ever get in his lifetime no matter what it looks like. Shame to those talking badly about any of them.

  • khan

    i like noº 10

  • adiego

    my favourite is 19..i’ll also take 17 and 24 as as fav

  • Anonymous

    i love them allllll. as long as theyre clean! and preferably no hair, but hey, hair is natural so its whatever. im 19 and a male my gf is soo beautiful and she has a 23. doesnt even matter what size or shape a girls vagina is, u should be lucky shes letting you be intimate with her. hell, if my gf had a 28 i would be lucky to get to suck on those. its a blessing if you have longer lips. just like on a girls face, big full luscious lips are a turn on, same thing down there!

  • Anonymous

    I got number 20….. Not bad. xD

  • Eran

    Im a guy and my favorite is no 28 and 8.. i luv big pussy lips

  • Alex

    Hey Roosh
    i saw you have the 30 types of pussy topic
    i was just wondering may be you have a topic where you draw a dependence between how a girl looks like and how her pussy looks like
    for example what girl should i look for if i want to get Lazy Pussy or Pedophile Pussy
    if you don’t have such topic may be you could write one
    thanks a lot for your blog

  • slick willy

    i will fuck all of them if shes hot who gives a shit its all a nut and the end peace.

  • slick willy

    thats pretty funny shit alex and i agree just think a pussy for everyday of the mounth

  • slick willy

    i like number 10 also but i will settle for number 5 to be honest. ha ha

  • slick willy

    number 16 is bumpy looking

  • slick willy

    is there anybody out there i cant be the only one in the world looking at this shit

  • slick willy

    well peace out im going to see if i can find me a number 10 but i will probly end up with a 18 all the hos are pretty worn out around here but oh well somebody got to do it

  • slick willy

    well im back from fucking and i was right i ended up with number 18 had to fuck old faithful down the street well shes not really old and she can suck a softball threw a garden hose but her puss is a little saggy butt what the hell one down 29 more to find have a great night and good luck slick willy is out peace. i will keep u posted as progress gets better i have 29 to go

  • slick willy

    has anyone had a number 27 it looks like it would feel good whatcha think fockers. yours truly ben aka slik willy

  • waterboy

    fuck u ben your a a pussy all that doe and your fucking a ho down the street with a saggy pussy thats the best you can do scum bag hell the rate your going you will be buying it before to long to hit your 29 more goals what a dick. yours truly adam sandler ps i should kick your ass buddy boy”””

  • vickie valencore

    go meet the fockers i did and i fucked them all

  • Mary Jane

    FUCK ME!!!!!

  • Hey

    I like 18

  • Hey

    If someone has number 18 text me 2267914045

  • Hey

    Does know on have that??? Lol

  • Austine

    I tink all pussies serve d same purpose,just go 4 ur choice

  • Hey

    Yes 18 is my choice

  • Anonymous

    Are you serious. You have a chart made of vaginas with an equally derogatory comment for all 30 of them and you won’t go down on a girl. You haven’t been close enough to any of these pussies to have any kind of opinion on the matter. Booo. you suck

  • Anonymous

    Girls, particularly those of you who are self-conscious about yours or even worse are conteomplating surgery: don’t be.

    I am a normal, quite experienced heterosexal man. I have never seen a vagina that did anything other than excite me. The idea that I would get in an intimate situation with a girl and then be put off cos her slit was too neat, her lips hung out, it as asymeterical, whatever is incredible.

    Are any of you going to be put off a boy you like cos of the appearance of his penis? Of course not. The chart is fun, and turns me on a bit, as does hearing women describe their vaginas. Enjoy it, girls, and enjoy the fact that you all something between your legs that your boyfriends and many other men are so keen to see, touch, lick, smell and above all fuck

  • Guess what

    Well guess what I have a fucking uncircumcised penis and is 5 cm big

  • http://www.marana-locksmith.com marana

    yep the all look Fucking god to me

  • http://www.greenvalley-locksmith.com Green

    its the same Hole

  • Anonymous

    Lol all pussys are different. I totally prefer long labia. Biggest turn on ever!

  • slick willy

    well i have had all of these with the same chic it started out looking like a number 6 and ended up looking like a number 18 i think its time for a trade in

  • the beef man

    number 18 wow i like beef jerky

  • 12 inch dick

    more like roast beef curtians but 12 inches of cock dose some damage

  • Anonymous

    fuck you mine is 14 inches and its black

  • http://[email protected] Anonymous

    You don’t eat pussy?! Why not, are you gay? Men go down on their women, because its amazing, and surely you would want your partner to enjoy herself too?! I hope you’re not expecting head yourself!!

  • http://kjb vhjvh

    “>alert(“i love you nat”)

  • Anonymous

    Thank you to all the guys on here advising girls against having surgery and telling them to be confident with what they have.

    I’m 18 and have never had sex before. I’m really pretty and throughout high school guys have constantly begged me for sex, but because I’m insecure (not because I haven’t wanted to) I always refuse or stop talking to a guy when things get serious.

    My vagina is an 8, and now instead of getting surgery (which I was planning on doing) I’m going to leave this site with more confidence.

    All the pictures were helpful in making me realize that there isn’t one type of vagina, and every girl is different. The descriptions Roosh has given, however, are just pathetic. And it’s seems he doesn’t like any type of pussy, so he’s probably just gay.

  • Anonymous

    #10 is the best obviously

  • Anonymous

    #19

  • imnotamouse

    28 is pretty awsome actually. i love licking all pussy though,

  • Ashli

    I have number 3 but the outer lips don’t curve in that much towards clit. Number 10 is kind of boring. At least with some of the others there’s a little surprise in the middle :) I don’t like the really hangy ones though.

  • Anonymous

    It’s funny to me how little you know about both women and their vaginas. “Clitoris”, I do not think that word means what you think it means. Good luck continuing to attempt proving that you’ve ever seen a vagina, and, once in the book your mother keeps by her bed doesn’t count.

  • fubar

    i like 27 and 28 mmmmm meaty…

  • Llll

    Is 8 bad?

  • Llll

    Is 8 bad? Thanks

  • Anonymous

    He doesn’t go down on women because he doesn’t know where or what the clit is. Obviously.

  • http://www.federal-way-locksmith.net lucky

    19 is the the best

  • Alpharetta

    is 19 is

  • http://www.locksmiths-Alpharetta.net Jon

    is i will for 19

  • Skweekah

    This is funny shit. I love it. In the end, who gives a fuck what it looks like. When you’re horny, you’d stick it into the stink just to bust your nut.

  • Anonymous

    Fuck me some of you people are thick

  • http://www.facebook.com/seaech/MalikRashidAwan Malik Rashid Awan
  • http://www.locksmiths-renton.com renton

    all the Pussy Are good

  • http://www.locksmiths-redmond.com redmond

    the No 7 are The Best
    locksmith

  • Anonymous

    Is there anything better than pussy. I love pussy–love to eat it, play with it, and sink my hard cock in it. What a wonderful feeling. Ladies, you have the best stuff there is.

  • Anonymous

    i like number 6 and 10

  • norta

    have a number 10 to see puss p and it’s so quiet you stick your big f****** c*** inside it and f*** me c** all inside of me

  • Anonymous

    im not really lazy but i have a number 6. Definitely could be worse

  • Anonymous

    All pussies are amazing, My special love to suck 21st one

  • Anonymous
  • BlueIce

    This is ridiculous and immature. God, what if little teens see this article. Ugh, and ppl wonder why majority of girls are insecure. Oh and btw, you forgot about the other 3.5 billion vaginas there is. Because no one is the same. Smh

  • shlong

    i like fucken girls in the ass its way tighter and you blow your load up her shiter an there no kids running around 9 months later plus its funny when you pull it out and theres some corn on your dick and you make her eat it again i love sluts and then you pound the pie hole and blow another load down her throat so she can wash that shitty corn down fucken hard core ha ha ha ha whores

  • kurt cobain

    i am still alive just thought i would let everyone no my ex wife has a 22 and i got a 410 and no i did not shoot myself im still rich and doin fine fuckers jokes on you. kurt cobain

  • mm

    really

  • mm

    hey kurt got any h

  • kurt cobain

    always im up to about 1 oz a day now and im horny as hell but thats ok because my will is good

  • jj

    thats so wrong kurts dead

  • r2d2

    im a robot but i love pussy

  • tinman

    i have fucked 1 thru 30 on the yellow brick road any ?/////??????????

  • ratul

    I love number 6 and 10

  • Anonymous

    dude, you are a jackass. my gf asked me what kind of vag i liked, i told her i didnt know. so i looked up this paged then i showed her, so she could give me a number. she said that apparently from your graph, shes ugly and she left. you are a jackass, dude.

  • Anonymous

    Hey comment number (549) shut the fuck up you dumb fuck! This chart is absolutely brilliant! Plus your GF sounded like she was a stupid lame bitch anyways, Roosh did your a dumb ass a favor!

  • creg22

    I like 6, 10, and 20 mainly spanish women have those type of pussies. when I look at women with that shape pussy it makes want to bust a load just looking at them naked. I just look naked pictures of women with 6, 10, and 20 pussies and I bust a load 2 minutes tops

  • truth

    Why women care so much how there pussy look they leave the most insecure comments same type of women that will talk bad about dicks (uncut,bends,or size.)so maybe you should look in the mirror before you judge.me i prefer a little extra meat in my clam or taco but confidence is everything if hes immature about your labia find another its not the end of the world some women just gotta grow up and appreciate what they got.fyi most guys appreciate what they got peace

  • Anonymous

    I have number 10.

  • Anonymous

    what the hell is this.. disgusting

  • creg22

    @553 Anonymous can you send me a picture of your pussy so I can masturbate to your sweet number 10 pussy.

  • Anonymous

    #10 all day every day. All girls with that #10 pussy KNOW the boys love it. When you first slip those panties down and there is a #10, you try not to show it too much, but inside you are thinking “THANK YOU GOD”… :banana

  • Anonymous

    In cape town there are a wide variety of pussies , I’ve had most on the chart and can tel the women who r insecure not to worry about a thing. Like 1 of my fellow commented said , its not the outside that matter but the inside(of the vag), make sure its clean but has a lil stinge of pussy aroma , I love the smell of all pussy… It all feels the same inside basically , n is the best feeling in the world when u put your rock hard aching cock inside the warm wet inviting pussy hole to swallow your meat with every stroke. My soon to be wife of 5 years is a #29 , I love her pussy , she grips my cock and squeezes it when I’m inside her , drives me crazy. I fuck her hard n she wets up more when things gets more physical.. So to all the world’s women reading this post, your cookie is a gift , he will appreciate it if he loves you and not think with his dick head. Don’t worry about your size.
    And Guys , don’t worry about your dick size , its the hardness level that matters , not the length or girth , hit a spot with every stroke and you’ll c the explosive O’s she’ll get. Piece out!

    O and PS. Cape Town girls are literally the best when it comes to blowjobs .. Ever heard of a passion gap? Lol … Proudly South African.

  • creg22

    @556 omg yes you dont know how many times I experienced this when a girl slip her panties down and see a 10, 6, or 20 anything other just turns my mood off. No offense to any others besides that is what I prefer.

  • Anonymous

    damned funny post
    i luv cunnilingus
    i hope i will meet all of those., met only about half as far as type

  • self conscious tomato face

    i have the shape of number 10 but the clit thingy of number 1 … is that bad?

  • R

    I think mine looks like ether number one or number four. Any good? :-\

  • creg22

    @561 R number 4 look nasty. only 6, 10, 20 or GTFO

  • Anonymous

    ahahah great post, i love how this post is 2-3 yrs old but there are people still commenting like crazy…
    Also this was a guys discussion article but girls started joining for fun….

    PS. I am PUSSYLUVIGMAN for life

  • girl

    Lol hahgaha I’m so impressed about how girls are super insecure about their pussy!!! anyway I think tiny dicks are worse.As a girl who loves pussy just like guys, I love eating pussy as long as it’s clean, I get horny just thinking of it mmmmm. I had a long relation ship with a girl she was so damn hot that anything on her was sexy even her Jolie’s pussy! I still remember her as the most delicious thing I’ve tried. Yummmm , and from this Vjjs is hard to choose but 28 is bad hehehehehe sorry :)

  • R

    Creg22 i agree 4 isn’t very nice, i think mine looks more like one but ya didn’t say any thing about that but you prob think that gross to seeing as your a slit guy.

  • girl

    I wanna post my clam here hahahaha all these comments are way too funny… ok some very ofensive for women too, easy guys! girls don’t talk abt small penises (big fat lie, we do hahahah)

  • R

    Haha girl i feel ya there, i was pretty tempted to do the same, im a 20 year old bisexual women and i thing most of them are sexy but at the same time i seem to more attracted to a girl that shows a little, Maby slits just don’t have enough character . :-P

  • girl

    567R ohhhh Isn’t pussy just the best thing everrrrrrr!!! I’m glad u understand the way I feel abt pussy=orchids……mmmmmmmm
    I’m brazilian where u at? ps:. I bet we love pussy more than these guys hahahaha :P

  • Else

    6 / 10 are the legendary orgasmic ones

  • Anonymous

    Im looming at this and i e seen a lot of this pussy. And divinci is a bad ass. But who ever wrote the description is a fucking idiot. Cause it seems like you’re referring to the outer labia as a clot. And you are sadly mistaken. Dip sjit

  • Anonymous

    I love 8 an 28 dont know bout the rest of the guys grow up ill put any clean pussy n my mouth

  • Anonymous

    Damn guys, you really know nothing about women, do you? A size of women’s labia and clitoris have nothing to do with the amount of quality of their sexual activities. if they affected your genitals, men’s penises would shrink the more they use them!!!

    illiterate idiots…

  • creg22

    ha ha ha preferences is preferences

  • Anonymous

    Hahahahahahaha, Holy mary. Odi kwa egkwu

  • hani

    wow meri pussy 9 no vali hai plz fuck mi boys tumhe kesi pussy pasand jai

  • Cunnylin..Gus..

    Yeah, no. 28 is my favorite..I had a girlfriend who had one..Nothing but good eating there..It’s making me hungry just thinking about it..Not just good eating, but good fucking too…The more meat, the merrier….

  • mina193293

    Im a 10,all the lucky girls have 10 types vagina::)).Youll never look worn out and it will always stay cute looking.My bf always wants to eat me out because he says mine looks so tastey..sorry for all the other women who have vaginas that look like a meat clever beat it up :/

  • creg22

    @577 send me a pic

  • Anonymous

    @577 You retard NO number 10 is not the most loved by men when they grow up the usually apreciate labias and find the women with labias get better orgaiasm and are better at sex number 10 looks like a 7 years old pussy and they will aventaully sag and look wrinkly!

  • Anonymous

    any man that says flaps and ugly
    has CLEARLY not fucked a real hot labia girl

  • HAHAHHAHAH ugly number 10

    NUMBER 10 LOOKS LIKE A 5 YEARS OLDS LOLOLOLOLOLOL AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

  • Anonymous

    i hate number 10 its so bad to fuck try number 8 or 9 they are the best
    TRUST ME GUYS!

  • Anonymous
  • creg22

    omg if you dont have a 6, 10, or 20 ew

  • creg22

    negative 6, 10, 20 pussy will never look worn out.

  • creg22

    @581 your mad because you never fucked a #10 pussy or you dont have one and you got a pussy that looks like roast beef. if you not 6, 10, or 20 GTFO

  • matt

    Will pay 7177864895

  • Anonymous

    ewwww number ten looks like a baby pussy

  • Anonymous

    My fav is num 8 or 9 I don’t like number 10 looks like a baby

  • Anonymous

    Hahahahahahhahahahhahahhaha number 10 is like a baby fucking ugly

  • R

    Well I love my pussy and have had no complaints, i know girl with agree with me me there all pretty, oh yes and im shaved all the way ;-) ps. And by the way anonymous, even tho i appreciate what your saying, having sex can change the look of a womens pussy if there is enough force just like having a baby, and some men just have a fascination to put big things in little places. Not saying they can’t be toned up, its only a form of muscles but as for the out side skin if broken and stretched enough just like the elastic in your pants it will just wear and lose its snap back as i like to call it lol just throwing that in there. :-P

  • zackkk

    I wish my I could meet a grown chick with 6,10 or 20,those are the fucking best to go down on and think about and look at. All ive gotten lately is either 16 and 28 and that shit make me want to throw up,so I just get the sex and leave.i could never stay with a chick that has a ugly ass pussy like #7 or 11 ugh.

  • Jason

    Whoever wrote this is clearly gay….

  • A

    Hii, well I am 14 and my pussy looks like #30 and I’m very self conscious about it. There was this one time, where me and my cousins boyfriend where making out and I ended up giving him a blowjob and he wanted to eat me out but because of the way my vagina looks i didn’t let him. I was scared that he would judge me. We would have gone further if it wasn’t for me being self conscious and my cousin walking in on us.. But anyway, I really don’t know why telling this to you people.

  • joey

    all pussy is beautiful pussy.period

  • michealo

    ahhhh im into #10 all the way,my gf has 10.

  • creg22

    6, 10, 20 pussy for the win. every eles pussy is gonna look horrible as they age.

  • creg22

    6, 10, 20 pussy for the win. every one else pussy is gonna look horrible as they age.

  • http://roosh James

    2,6,10,20,30 their look cute

  • puss lover

    pussy is pussy all the pussies are great and there is no bad one

  • Anonymous

    Email me back. I have a bone to pick with you regarding this cunt chart of yours.

  • creg22

    lol

  • ethan bad itch

    pussy is pussy as long az its hoot an wett!!no choosin.lead mi 2 tha hole of faym!!

  • ken

    Spot on me and my girl agree that she the perfect #17 now I want too eat the. Best tasting pussy ever made.

  • Anonymous

    I guess guys like pussy that looks cute and innocent like # 10 or 20 or 17..

    I have 10

    but ladies get made when u have a cuter pussy than they have so.

  • razz

    All of you don’t understand . all the pussy ‘s are wonderfully gratefully fuckable !

  • Anonymous

    didnt even know there was a site for this lol

  • Anonymous

    Whoever made this chart is an absolute virgin and probably still relies on 4chan for his ideals of sex/sexual anatomy. Fuck you, sexist prick. I’d make a chart based on all phallic design to put you right in your place, but I’m not that shallow. (But you probably do have a baby-dick. )

  • http://www.willowgaragedoor.com willow

    i like All of them

  • Micky

    I’ll fuck whichever comes my way. . . Though i havn’t sexed a girl before. . . I ready for any pussy! Turns me on. . .really wnt to get laid. . .if you are up for fuckin adventure. . .jst inbox me

  • Micky

    I.ll fuck with all of y’all

  • Anonymous

    I love how the female body is a joke to you.

  • Anonymous

    i like 10,14.20

  • Anonymous

    I have to disagree,im a 23 and i have a number 10.I have no problems having an orgasm through vaginal penetration,im even able to have multiple orgasms.Talented?,no.Im just blessed with an amazing lover and fiance i love him to death.

  • http://www.garagedoorsmesa.net Mesa

    Are You # 10 HHH

  • Anonymous

    How alexis texas is one of the hottest porn stars with a no.8 ???
    Im somethin between3 and 8 and so upset about it!

  • Anonymous

    u should want a #10 because if your pussy looks like a old meat now when your in your 20′s. when you are in your 30′s road kill is what your pussy will be like

  • Anonymous

    If your penis is small and your balls sag now,imagine how grossed out it will look now your older! o,o x.x

  • Dave

    You didn’t show the pre-teen ( 12 year old ) pussy.
    They are definitely the prettiest to look at and the tightest to feel

  • Creg22

    @dave you have issues.

  • Creg22

    I just found out what 6, 10, 20 pussies are called. It’s called innie pussies. And the others are called outie.

  • Jane

    The difference between men and women: We have zero interest in 30 images of penises. They do their job well but they’re fugly, fellas! And most of you would be lucky to get to see even one of these pussies on a regular basis. All talk, very little action.

  • lesbihonest

    All pussies are hot to me ;)

  • matcher

    i dont think any of the pussys will match but i will give it a go this could be fun next what # ok drop ur pants

  • abc

    gross.

  • Kay

    I Have #4 or 1 w/o The Razor Bumps. Ewwww !! Lol

  • u

    u all r sohai

  • Kira

    U and me both lol

  • ROBERT JOHNSON

    ನಾನು ಶ್ರೀ ರಾಬರ್ಟ್ ಜಾನ್ಸನ್ ಒಂದು ಕಾನೂನುಬದ್ಧ ಸಾಲ ಸಾಲ ಕೈಗೆಟುಕುವ ನಲ್ಲಿ ಸಾಲ ನೀಡುತ್ತದೆ

    2% ಬಡ್ಡಿ ದರ,

    ನೀವು ಅನೇಕ ಬ್ಯಾಂಕುಗಳು ಡಾನ್ ಮಾಡಲಾಗಿದೆ?

    ನಿಮ್ಮ ವ್ಯಾಪಾರ ತರಲು ಹಣಕಾಸು ಅಗತ್ಯವೇನು

    ನಿಮ್ಮ ಶಿಕ್ಷಣದಲ್ಲಿ, ಮುಂಚಿತವಾಗಿ, ಟ್ರ್ಯಾಕ್ ಒಂದು ವ್ಯಾಪಾರ ಆರಂಭಿಸುವ ಬ್ಯಾಕ್, ಅಥವಾ ಪಾವತಿಸಲು

    ನಿಮ್ಮ deptt? ನಾವು ನಿಮ್ಮ ಸೇವೆ ಗಳು. ನೀವು ಆಸಕ್ತಿ ಮತ್ತು ಮಾಡಲು ಸಿದ್ಧರಿದ್ದರೆ

    ನಮ್ಮೊಂದಿಗೆ ವ್ಯಾಪಾರ, [email protected] ಈಗ ನಮಗೆ ಇಮೇಲ್.

    ಸಾಧ್ಯವಾದಷ್ಟು ಬೇಗ ನಿಮ್ಮಿಂದ ಕೇಳಲು ಹೋಪ್

    ಎರವಲುಗಾರನ ಮಾಹಿತಿ

    ಪೂರ್ಣ ಹೆಸರು: ………………..

    ವಾಸಿಸುತ್ತಿರುವ: ………..

    ವೈಯಕ್ತಿಕ ದೂರವಾಣಿ ಸಂಖ್ಯೆ: ………..

    ಸಾಲದ ಪ್ರಮಾಣ ……..

    ಸಾಲದ ಅವಧಿಯು: ………………….. “ನಿಮ್ಮ ತೃಪ್ತಿ ನಮ್ಮ ಹೆಮ್ಮೆಯ ವಿಷಯವಾಗಿದೆ”

    ==================================================

    ಧನ್ಯವಾದ

    ಅಭಿನಂದನೆಗಳು

    ಶ್ರೀ ರಾಬರ್ಟ್ ಜಾನ್ಸನ್ನಾನು ಶ್ರೀ ರಾಬರ್ಟ್ ಜಾನ್ಸನ್ ಒಂದು ಕಾನೂನುಬದ್ಧ ಸಾಲ ಸಾಲ ಕೈಗೆಟುಕುವ ನಲ್ಲಿ ಸಾಲ ನೀಡುತ್ತದೆ

    2% ಬಡ್ಡಿ ದರ,

    ನೀವು ಅನೇಕ ಬ್ಯಾಂಕುಗಳು ಡಾನ್ ಮಾಡಲಾಗಿದೆ?

    ನಿಮ್ಮ ವ್ಯಾಪಾರ ತರಲು ಹಣಕಾಸು ಅಗತ್ಯವೇನು

    ನಿಮ್ಮ ಶಿಕ್ಷಣದಲ್ಲಿ, ಮುಂಚಿತವಾಗಿ, ಟ್ರ್ಯಾಕ್ ಒಂದು ವ್ಯಾಪಾರ ಆರಂಭಿಸುವ ಬ್ಯಾಕ್, ಅಥವಾ ಪಾವತಿಸಲು

    ನಿಮ್ಮ deptt? ನಾವು ನಿಮ್ಮ ಸೇವೆ ಗಳು. ನೀವು ಆಸಕ್ತಿ ಮತ್ತು ಮಾಡಲು ಸಿದ್ಧರಿದ್ದರೆ

    ನಮ್ಮೊಂದಿಗೆ ವ್ಯಾಪಾರ, [email protected] ಈಗ ನಮಗೆ ಇಮೇಲ್.

    ಸಾಧ್ಯವಾದಷ್ಟು ಬೇಗ ನಿಮ್ಮಿಂದ ಕೇಳಲು ಹೋಪ್

    ಎರವಲುಗಾರನ ಮಾಹಿತಿ

    ಪೂರ್ಣ ಹೆಸರು: ………………..

    ವಾಸಿಸುತ್ತಿರುವ: ………..

    ವೈಯಕ್ತಿಕ ದೂರವಾಣಿ ಸಂಖ್ಯೆ: ………..

    ಸಾಲದ ಪ್ರಮಾಣ ……..

    ಸಾಲದ ಅವಧಿಯು: ………………….. “ನಿಮ್ಮ ತೃಪ್ತಿ ನಮ್ಮ ಹೆಮ್ಮೆಯ ವಿಷಯವಾಗಿದೆ”

    ==================================================

    ಧನ್ಯವಾದ

    ಅಭಿನಂದನೆಗಳು

    ಶ್ರೀ ರಾಬರ್ಟ್ ಜಾನ್ಸನ್

  • Jessie

    i hope you die

  • dominate

    That was some pervert shit to say

  • dominate

    Babe dont worry about I bet your pussy looks just fine, all women are beautiful goddesses remember that

  • dominate

    More than most of these aren’t even real pussy types and are incorrect and obviously made up, why seriously follow this chart. Seriously Department store pussy, give me a break

  • Aleksandr Tsoy

    You gay

  • Aleksandr Tsoy

    I agree!

  • VintageMilk

    Id eat em all…i love pussy

  • mr. Will

    Lol. Man you are a genius .. lol. . I love to eat pussy but when I see some of the ugly ones like “the last minute pussy” , “turkey pussy” , “diarrhea pussy” , “the predator pussy” , “domestic violence pussy” …. I just back away from them .. you made my day with this pussy situation . Thanks bro

  • Anonymous

    I was an escort for years and number 10 is NOT the most common pussy at all. In fact every time I see a number 10 I feel like i’m having sex with someone that is a child .as a women ages her pussy changes they usually start with a 10 but with age they start forming labia’s. Just look at porn movies, porn mag’s you will hardly ever see a number 10.

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  • Guest

    I love all vaginas!

  • melllly

    I’m a number 9 and I don’t like it cause I see a lot of girls with pussys like number 10 and Itugh that normal so I thought guys wouldn’t like the way mine looked. The best thing is no matter how big the penis is it when you take out it goes back to being tight just like a virgin pussy

  • Rick

    12 drives me nuts.. sweetest thing

  • Guest

    FUCK YOU, mate.

  • Ashley Britt

    As if a woman can control how her vagina is shaped. This is the worst example of body shaming I’ve ever seen. And there are actually women asking if certain numbers are bad in the comments here, and that’s very sad. Hey ladies, every number is awesome, because your vagina is yours and you should love it, no matter how it looks! Whoever made this chart probably never gets any pussy anyway. Nobody should ever make you feel bad about your vagina. It’s a vagina. http://www.vulvalovelovely.com/

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  • Ashley Britt

    Absolutely.

  • Ashley Britt

    You’re obviously lying about getting any sex, and you’re an asshole for shaming a woman over something she cannot even control. I bet your dick is like a disgusting earthworm.

  • Luna

    “For many women their genital appearance is a source of anxiety and I was in a unique position to do something about that.”

    Vulvas and labia are as different as faces and many people, particularly women, don’t seem to know that. McCartney hopes this sculpture will help to combat the exponential rise, seen in recent years, of cosmetic labial surgeries. This new fashion for creating ‘perfect’ vaginas sets a worrying trend for future generations of women.”
    http://www.greatwallofvagina.co.uk/great-wall-vagina-panels

    That is an artist who had 400 women of all shapes, sizes, back grounds, etc make molds of their vulvas and display them for the world to see what REAL VULVAS look like!!! a]And how they are all Normal, Beautiful, Unique and Wonderful.

    So Fuck this Bull Shit. Also-**Inner Labia does NOT = the Clitoris. So Lay off your absurdly immature judgement and hatred that is only creating more anxiety and insecurity for women and close mindedness in men, and go take a fucking SEX ED class. <3

  • Accipiter

    Oh aren’t you clever. Go back to 7th grade, you might learn something.

  • Sunny Megatron

    WOW. Do you even know what a clitoris IS!? Apparently not– all the things you are calling “clitoris” are actually the inner labia. Labia minora to be more correct. Obviously, “eating girls out” isn’t the sort of thing you’re into. If someone munched on my labia (thinking it was my clitoris) expecting me to get off, I’d be pretty disappointed and very unsatisfied!

    Needless to say, I agree with all the other outraged commenters. Every pussy is fabulous and perfect. There’s no one “right” way to have one.

  • lil p chop

    lol you don’t even know the proper names for each part… go back to school, little kid.

  • Hayley

    The best part here is that the guy who wrote this can’t tell the difference between labia and a clitoris. I’d be surprised if he’s ever even seen an actual vagina in the flesh.

  • LoLa

    lol, this is an amazing amount of bullshit. All these pussies are beautiful and delicious and don’t pretend like you’d turn a single one of them down if you got the chance. Also “Easy to go down on if you do that sort of thing (I don’t).”????! You should know that every person with a pussy you’ve slept with has been DEEPLY disappointed. You are clearly a scumbag looking for negative attention. Also, I doubt this will help you gain access to any pussies. In fact, it may hinder you.

    P.S. RESPECT THE CLIT

  • Bitchtits

    For a guy who doesn’t go down on girls you sure know a lot about pussy. Lol. Just kill yourself already.

  • Her

    none of them are bad

  • Her

    This is so fucking offensive. All vulvas are different and fine the way they are. Whoever wrote this is obviously a moron because they are claiming that the labia minora is a clitoris. WOW. Go check out an anatomy book so you know the parts of the vulva. No wonder women go out to get labiaplasty, even though, ironically as a country we vehemently oppose any kind of female genital mutilation and/or cutting. When you look at the types of FGM, labiaplasty does what two out of three types of FGM do. Ladies, love your body, if a man is so shallow and twisted that he wants your vulva to look like it belongs to an 11 year old, FUCKING RUN!! He has serious problems and while men are subject to societal pressures to be what they are not, women bear the brunt of this sadistic culture.

    YUCK

  • Her

    All vulvas are beautiful, do not subscribe to the ‘popular’ idea that only one type of vulva is pretty or okay. Imagine if there was only one kind of flower in the world… it would be pretty boring. Love your body and all the ways it is uniquely yours, it will make your life a much happier and fulfilled one

  • Her

    you are a fucking moron

  • Her

    Hell Yes!!! I love ‘Great Wall of Vagina’. Best exhibit ever. This person is obviously a moron, vulva shaming is out of control these days. Glad so many of us are standing up against it

  • StopShamingEveryoneAndAnyone

    You sir who writes this crap are the most disgusting piece of bile, you are the scum of the fucking earth and its people like you who make men look like horrible rapey pigs!

  • beautyiseverywhere

    what a tool you are. i am a woman who LOVES women, and every woman i’ve been with has a unique size, shape, taste, smell, etc.. and i have loved every single one of them. every single image you posted above is sexy as hell. why? because they’re vulvas, and they are AMAZING.

  • anon

    This is the most ignorant, sexist, unintelligent crap I have ever stumbled upon, you fucked up, sexist piece of shit.

  • anon

    This article makes me sick, but the comments you beautiful people are leaving showing your disdain for this misogynistic asshole make me love you all

  • Jen Natalia

    Don’t get much pussy, do you? Poor fella.

  • Jen Natalia

    He doesn’t know where the clit is. He thinks it’s the labia.

  • Kelsah

    This and the creator of it make me so sad for the world. The human body in its myriad forms is delightful and awe inspiring. This is hateful, hurtful and a prime example of what is wrong with our world. I’m so sorry that you felt the need to create something like this. I hope in time you might find the acceptance of your own body, the lack of which I imagine was the genesis for this adolescent display.

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    Connoisseur Of These Myself – Like A Finger Print Every Lovely Being That Owns One Makes A Little Different Sound At Orgasm – Some Have Toppled Even Countries

  • Kelsah

    # 8 is beautiful! Each and every one of them are and each of them come with their own fun!

  • Valerie

    When it comes to the way a vagina looks, there is no such thing as bad! They’re like fingerprints: no two are alike!

  • Guga

    Oh God, a lot of unhappy and terribly fucked girls in the comments …

  • Maria

    If this is what you have to say, keep it to your self. This totally disrespectful towards all beautiful women and their gorgeous pussy’s.

  • Eris

    14? And giving blowjobs and making out with somebody else’s boyfriend? You might want to consider slowing down there a bit, lass. There’s no rush, and it’s bad juju to cheat with somebody you know is taken.

    My mom got pregnant at 13, it made things really hard for all of us. I’d seriously recommend waiting a while and with somebody you really care about.

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  • You are Slime

    The maker of this very clearly has no idea what a vulva is or how it functions. You must be some kind of insecure, self absorbed, and wholly inexperienced person to make this. I hope every female in your life knows you made this, and I hope you get the justice you deserve. I also hope that you never have a woman in your life. You would make a horrid partner that would mentally abuse anyone you are with.

  • candidnature

    i have no respect for you whatsoever.

  • Bella

    you’re disgusting. go root a flesh light you fat fucking dick head.

  • bella

    all vaginas are beautiful. and making fun of rape doesn’t make you a man

  • Olga

    Your dick is small and for sure you are a very frustrated man.

  • Carina Gerrelli

    Obviously you don’t know what a labia is as you keep calling it the clitoris… This was clearly written by a virgin or someone who has to pay for sex… poor man.

  • MsAndryny

    Disgusting misogynist drivel. so much hate in your words. polluting.

  • Iryna Solotska

    You’re an imbecile.

  • Isis360

    What a bored dick! Who the hell cares.. if any of these vagina’s was in front of this Dick he’d be trying to penetrate..

  • mrbeverage

    there are way more than 30. each variation actually has a subset…. as it is easily demonstrated just by observing the changes in anyone type when… lets say, a new “pair of shoes” is purchased and given to the women for no particular reason. you can also notice a huge slide to various degrees by mentioning “how hot her sister looks in that mini-skirt”. other variations and changes can come about by answering questions honestly, like…. “yes, that pair of shorts does make your ass look fat”. the conclusion to this study is… more studies are needed.

  • josephjomanmancuso

    LoL yep. “Clitoris flapping in the wind…” I have to wonder if the person who wrote this has even seen any of these in real life.

  • josephjomanmancuso

    “Lazy Pussy: she’s putting in zero effort with her appearance yet still expects guys to approach her all night. You suspect she alternates between only two “going out” outfits.”

    That doesn’t even make sense pertaining to the image lol FAIL ARTICLE

  • Karina Andrade

    just want to lick all those pussy

  • Pixiepower

    Wow you live in a bubble of shite don’t you. Sorry you live such a shallow, false life

  • Pickledfarts

    It’s not what’s on the outside of a Vagina that counts… it’s what’s on the inside.

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  • RespectTheGoddess

    Can the author of this article please post a photo of his penis so we can scrutinize it in the same way? I’m sure we can come up with some brilliant copy in regards to your imperfect anatomy.

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  • Cheddar Rowins

    Im sorry 6, 10, 20 is the best looking ones, and they still gonna look pretty as they get old.

  • Cheddar Rowins

    6, 10, 20 for the win! every other pussy gonna look like road kill when they get older.

  • Cheddar Rowins

    6, 10, 20 are the prettiest.

  • Jesse

    haha god 18 is gross .

  • Sgh

    Hi i love all kinds of pussy. Any female interested in talking hit me up. 818-277-2855. I would eat any type

  • Cheddar Rowins

    fuck you, you mad because you don’t have a pretty pussy like 6,10, 20

  • Cheddar Rowins

    I got a gf with a number 6 pussy and I love it.

  • gingerpuss

    Wow….so many pussies…I have a 27, never had anything but positive feedback…lol. This may be the stupidest thing I have ever read..but it gave me a good laugh.

  • Joe

    No guy wants to go down on some flappy meat curtains. That’s the sell point for me, if the girls lips are flapping around then it’s just a huge turn off.

  • mohill

    So true…

  • John
  • frieda

    Why would you ruin a beautiful set of pussies with such biased descriptions?

  • Ryan

    Seems like he hit a nerve with the ladies. Is each penis beautiful and unique? Didn’t think so.

  • tori

    Hey pencil dick…double disappoint for the women you’ve slept with… Can you say…. Misogyny… I took the time & trouble to include the definition for your dumb ass since you’re to stupid to know what a clit is or where it’s located… The hatred or dislike of females, Misogyny can be manifested in numerous ways to include sexual discrimination, denigration of females violence against females & here we go drum roll please…. Sexual objectification of women… Oh yeah, in case there was ever any doubt, thanks for clearing it up for us ladies that in fact it is possible for a woman to get knocked up from having anal sex… you’re the living proof.

  • ekichu

    Wow how disrespectful, they all look like cute rose petals to me ^_^

  • KC

    Some live ignorant and learn, some live ignorant and die ignorant. The original poster is the latter and he may never know. I need to take a shower and do some sort of mental cleanse after reading this. But that’s probably the reponse you were gunning for. Sarcasm or not, this is sad.

  • die

    Wtf is up with your description to them? Are you even fucking serious, call labia ugly and worn. U see motherfucker these pussies should be the most beautiful thing on this earth and deserve awesome descriptions cause that’s where u came from u idiot. Go kill yourself u didn’t even deserve to come out of any of those 30. Condom broke right? To all others peace and love. Love your vulva. Wear 2 condoms if that would help preventing such retards from being born.

  • johnson

    And what u do with ur cute pussy if u like call me at 9885003136

  • LarkySnag

    This post was HILARIOUS terminator pussy -skynets first model haha. Showed my gf she got a laugh too, but no none are ugly they are all sexy ;) Just got a nice chuckle out of this.

  • penelope

    is number 21 ACTUALLY developmentally stunted? and is it bad?

  • Dennis

    Don’t generalize people, young lady

  • Dennis

    I like number 8, everyone has its own taste :)

  • Pill Collins

    a shocking about of buttmad in these comments.

  • Guest

    -_-

  • Eddy

    Now you guys know how it feels to be judged by the aesthetics of one’s penis

  • girlish

    agree! I don’t like this man who own this websites he is making fun of women’s pussy I suspect his cock is tiny hey dude if your cock is tiny then of course women will dissatisfied on you because it feels like toothpick thats the reason why he is making fun of women because his cock is tiny like toothpick poor guy

  • Cornerblitz45

    Jesus Christ !! Women are so uptight!!!! This is the stuff Guys talk about all the time. We even make fun of our Wives / Girlfriends Pussies.

  • jim

    bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha wtf is this, dude have you ever seen a vagina that wasnt your mothers, fuck! Clitoris, flapping, what???? Hahaaaaaaaaaa Of course u dont eat chicks out! man id say u leave any ladies you actually touch very unsatisfied

  • Penny

    Stop hating Denis.

  • Juniper

    Adolescent idiocy!

    The best thing (to me) about each one of those pussies is that each is attached to a brain and spinal cord, and any man or woman lucky enough to be looking at one of them from 6 inches or less has a rare opportunity — to make its owner see stars. That lucky person has been chosen by that woman to make to make her toes curl…a privilege.
    If we are talking aesthetics and personal concepts of beauty, I find longer, fuller labia minora very attractive and sexually appealing…the gateway between all possible worlds. Every romantic and philosophical metaphor applies to this amazing and beautiful part of the female anatomy.

  • Nick

    Take this coming from a dude. You’re a f**king virgin. You either gay(not interested in women) or a chick cus Ain’t no real man got time to sit around criticizing pussy. Your sh*t don’t even make since bruh. WOMEN, I apologize that you even had to witness reading shit. What you have is beautiful this loser just never seen any in his life

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  • Forkingham Melle

    I have had them all…..and enjoyed most, many many times

  • Forkingham Melle

    In the UK, when she is with”period”, pussy is no go, unless you are catholic. lol

  • Annoymus

    Mine looks nothing like these…

  • mikeg

    he wrote this thing he obviously has never seen a girls private parts. don’t confuse hime with the proper words.

  • Anonymous

    Is 15 bad?

  • Tight pussy hunter

    It makes you a pedo to want a tight pussy? Maybe it just looks the most clean and doesn’t make you feel like you been fucking the same pussy as 25 other guys.

  • Pussy Galore

    So… This was created on an image board like 8years ago by webcam pics and then people compiled them and made images of them. The descriptors are basically taken from that original posting as well.

    Not sure how I got here, not sure why, but that’s the truth behind this image and the description.

  • Jay

    No dude wants to pull down the pants and find flappy meat curtains. Good work dude

  • jj

    all i can say is roast beef is not what i want on my plate most of the perfect one he criticizes

  • Robert What?

    All of the sudden I’m not hungry.

  • marvin

    Debate it love it hate it i still want it ! dont point a finger unless it’s pleasing it

  • PSPPhantom

    Hey I see a lot of WWE logos here!! And everytime I see a wrestler wearing that belt… XDDDDD…