We call them “sacolé” — frozen juice on bags. You bite the top of it, then suck it out.

Try the coconut + condensed milk one at the beach. It’s to die for!!

(Doesn’t it suck that the first person replying to this is actually Brazilian and won’t be making and far-fetched guesses as to what it is? Sorry!)

Beach Bum’s last blog post: Men with balls.

Your load from the last beautiful brasilada you banged??

Bobby Rio’s last blog post: Another Horribly Bad Hookup Story.

Well that was fun

Its frozen capirinha in a bag

did you fish it out of the Potomac?

Ok, so I hadn’t seen caipirinha in a bag yet…

Beach Bum’s last blog post: Family.

Cat’s already out of the bag errr condom

Write your own paycheck’s last blog post: Is a Bad Credit Score killing your chances as an Affiliate Marketer?.

Whose girlhand is that?

Bobby Rio: it’s brasilera, not brasilada.

Signed: uma brasilera.

married?

the reason you keep getting sick?

An Argentine girl is accusing you of fathering her child, and the local DA wants a DNA sample?

Joe T.’s last blog post: Briggs & Riley Touring Bag.

Anonymous: it’s brasileira, not brasilera.

Signed: a REAL brasileira.

Beach Bum’s last blog post: Family.