Many will leave disappointed.

Alternate caption: Picture I took five minutes before I got robbed.

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I hope by “I got robbed” you mean you didn’t get a cone.

all this for a cone of ice cream?

You probaly are going at the right time before every place has the exact same franchise resteraunts and stores. Oh wait Ben and Jerry’s noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

pickpocket or like tased and then they take all your stuff.

great teaser, but hope it didn’t get rough

well, at least the robber didn’t take your camera. unless he did, and what followed was a frantic chase through the crowd, down narrow winding streets, and into the jungle where you tackled him and retrieved your camera after a 20 minute tai chi/fistfight battle that ended with him getting mauled by a black panther.

Welcome to South America. It could be worse, though. I get robbed everytime I return to my own fucking country. Last time around, it was my new camera. On this trip, my cell phone got stolen yesterday (so far, I might add… I still have one more month to go). Beware of the “viveza criolla” (you can ask what that means once you arrive in Buenos Aires).