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good stuff. 7-11 stop-off. nice.

Taquito, slurpee and a bike ride. 6th grade all over again.

Jack Goes Forth’s last blog post: Insecurity.

That’s awesome. But where was Silent Bob?

unrelated to the video, interesting nonetheless: http://io9.com/391315/women-have-no-emotional-feelings-during-orgasm-say-neuroscientists

is that the sound of roosh pissing at 6 sec?

Awwww..and you are such an EXPERT on picking up the chicks!
Guess you’ll have to spank it alone…..again…sigh.
Perhaps if you used all of your unemployed free time to procure supplies such as soap, razor blades and Right Guard you might be able to join the rest of the species. But I don’t blame you…getting all that hair that collects in the drain must be a real chore to clean up. I hear that since times are so hard in other countries, you might be able to order up one of them mail order brides to be your slave…

Dear Roosh,
It’s cute that you want to embody yourself after the Ethan Hawke character in “Reality Bites.” But the truth is after a few years as you get older the cuteness of being a “Slacker / Philosopher” wears thin and gives way to the realization that you are in danger of becoming a full-fledged LOSER, HOBO, BARFLY, WELFARE RECIPIENT, etc. Even Uma kicked Ethan to the curb.

Don’t worry about it, son!
If you want to learn how to score with the chicks perhaps you might want to purchase a copy of Bang! by Roosh V. It will give you something to read when you find yourself alone on Friday nights.

I would consider marrying Roosh and be his butt slave and help clean his room for him, but the allowance money provided by his father is just WAY too small for my needs. I would prefer to stay here in South America working as a goat juggler.
Ta ta for now!

Tyler — don’t you get it? He’s a writer. Besides, you need to take your own advice:

“Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who’ve ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need. We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off.”

Is that the beginning of a “Best In Show”/”Spinal Tap”-style mocumentary on players?

DAMN!!!!!!

Jay got in them guts!!!

In Fight Club we also stressed the importance of soap.

that was cute!! haha thx

Nice Blair Witch footage. Hopefully no one yakked watching.

The way to really do it though is to hit bottom then rise up then hit bottom again just to proove how easy this shit is then rise up an then buy an anuity. Rhoosh is right on track. Now you just need to join the army and they have short enlistments of 2 half years. You would more than likely not regret it. Way more to offer than a 9 to 5 bs job that doesn’t matter.

If you are under 29 you could go in as an officer and be clearing 5k a month in 3 years or so potentially.

Instead of thinking, like many of the above, that Roosh is becoming a looser, I think it is clear your society is too narrow minded in thinking a person who lives his life on his own terms is a looser. It takes personality to bike as a transport system in a car-only society like the USA. Here in Switzerland (in Netherlands is even better) biking is no sign of poorness, you will see bank executives in business suits going to work riding their bikes, and take on the Maseratti or Porsche only for intercity rides. One more reason I would really mind living in the US, no walking and biking friendly place, coupled with a not so good transportation system.
Keep being as you wish, Roosh!

5k a month in the Military as an officer. Now that’s a proposition.

I commend all of our soldiers for their service, however your argument is ridiculous.

Roosh, keep writing and banging and living an existence you enjoy – the rest of us need someone to live vicariously through….

I dunno, Roosh, I like your blog and all but in every photo, and now in that clip, you just look mad creepy. I get impression that journey home alone is the norm rather than the exception you’re trying to spin it as.

wow, with your popularity people start hating… VK you better hope you don’t blow up like your boy over here. HATE HATE HATE

The self-doubt, the kid videos, the solista bike rides back to the (dad’s) house…

OK, so this blog is now some post-ironic-double- reverse-psychology-mindfuck designed to make us all get married right?

“I get impression that journey home alone is the norm rather than the exception you’re trying to spin it as.”

ummmm… no shit? one night stands are more rare than just getting a number or a makeout

My fucking hero.

I seriously admire your ability to do whatever the fuck YOU want on YOUR terms.

There is a reason I’ve been here for 4 years. . .