Category Archives: Nightlife

I Was Reported In A Bar For Political “Harassment”

In a recent visit to the States, I went to a small bar with a friend of mine while wearing a Donald Trump sticker above my right breast. Following the advice of a previous article, I wore the sticker to exclude conversations with undesirable women who hate Donald Trump. It didn’t take long for a girl […]

Iceland Is Not A Sausage Fest

It’s only been two months but I’ve already forgotten how it’s like to be in the middle of a sausage fest.

“Night Game Is Dead” & “Roosh Syndrome”

I noticed that Ferdinand has been stepping up his blog game recently over at In Mala Fide. I wanted to comment on a couple of his posts that caught my attention. The first is Night Game Is Dead… It’s time to pronounce the death of night game. After having its limbs hacked off and its […]

What Happened To Baltimore?

After college a couple guys introduced me to a Baltimore spot called Hammerjacks. Now closed, it was a huge warehouse-style club that had an open bar for $20 on “college” Thursday nights. It was there I started my game journey, first with dance floor crotch-on-ass game. The large size of the club meant I could […]

I Forgot How It’s Like To Get Cockblocked

I went to Cafe Citron with The Rookie on a recent Thursday night. It used to be one of the only Latin spots in the city, always packed with sweaty, aggressive Central American dudes, but so many new salsa spots have opened that it was barely half full this time. There were three girls dancing […]

Drunk Girls Are Not The Easiest

South American girls don’t drink nearly as much as American girls. When I was in clubs down there I’d imagine how much easier my job would be if they didn’t nurse their drinks. How many more bangs I would have if they didn’t average only two or three for the entire night! When guys asked […]

The Cheap Bottle Of Champagne

Props to you if you can steal my drink without me noticing. My mind must’ve been elsewhere to not give a damn about the product of my hard labor. But if I catch you stealing my drink, and you double down, then we have a problem. There is a bar in Rio called Ovelha Negra […]

Don’t Disrespect My Friend

I was in a Brazilian club recently with a group of Brazilian guys. Most of them were in college, around 22-years-old, and I thought of myself as the wise elder of the group. To foster conversation and build rapport I asked them questions about Brazilian women that I already knew, pretending that I was learning […]

Desperate Times

The first time I did it I was in Las Vegas. I lost all my money on the blackjack table and didn’t have enough cash for a drink. I was too proud to ask my friend for a loan until we got back to the room. I saw a bottle of Stella standing on the […]

My Drinking Strategy

“This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don’t want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste.” —The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway After a decade or so of drinking, I have settled on a strategy which lessens the negative effects of alcohol while maximizing the […]

I Found Something Better Than The Female Wingman

I have accidentally discovered the logical progression to a female wingman. Remember the Saudi groupie chick who was pawing at me in a bar? It got the attention from a few girls, including one who kept bringing it up on our first date. “I have never seen anything like it,” she said. Instead of a […]

How To Have The Upper Hand During Your Approaches

Controlling your turf translates to power when it comes to approaching girls in bars. You want your first interaction with her to be in your “house,” not hers, because if she suspects she has the least bit of upper hand she will take advantage of that to feed her low self-esteem. (Disclaimer: If you’re new […]

I’m Ending Cockblocking As We Know It

It took eleven days until I could put forth my contribution to ending cockblocking as we know it. In case you missed it, here are the words which I know will accomplish this goal: “Did you really just do that? I’m being friendly and respectful to your friend and you rudely interrupt. Did your parents […]