Category Archives: Lithuania

How I Trolled Lithuania’s Biggest News Site

Recently Lithuania found out about my book Bang Lithuania and went wild with rage, just like has happened in Iceland, Denmark, Colombia, and to a lesser extent, Estonia. As per the media outrage playbook, I got a request for an interview. In response to my travel guides, I’ve done two live radio interviews, a couple phone interviews, and […]

The Baltic Trilogy

UPDATE: The $3 deal is over. You can now grab the Baltic Trilogy at its regular price of $9.99. Thank you to everyone who bought it on release day. I’m happy to be releasing three new books: Don’t Bang Latvia, Bang Estonia, and Bang Lithuania. For today only I’m selling all three in one package […]

20 Reasons Why I Don’t Want To Live In America Anymore

5 Reasons From Estonia: 5 Reasons From Lithuania: 5 Reasons From Poland: 5 Reasons From Ukraine: Do you notice something in common with the photos? The girls are cute, but they’re not all hot. In selecting them I aimed for the 7 range, which would more fit the profile of girl-next-door than model. I purposefully […]

Do It For The Notch

My seven months in Poland caused my standards to increase to stratospheric levels. The Baltics had a higher talent pool to satisfy that, but I was approaching less because of the winter. It didn’t help that the women were harder. I estimate I was getting laid at a 50% decreased rate. My Baltic tour started […]

Comparing Women Of The Baltics: Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania

A lot of people ask me which Baltic country is best for a visit. If you’re like me, you’d think that all three countries are similar, but after my nearly four months in the region I noticed a surprising amount of variation between them. Of course I’m not talking about architecture or food—my main field […]