Category Archives: Poland

5 Reasons Why You Should Reconsider Going To Poland

I’m sad to be writing this right now, because a place I loved not long ago is one that I may not want to visit again. Here’s why: 1. Polish girls are getting uglier My first visit was in 2011. Two and a half years later, while living in Wroclaw, I can clearly see the […]

Polish Girls Vs. Ukrainian Girls

I’m ready to do a comparison of these two countries that mainly focus on the women. I’ve lived in Poland for almost a year and Ukraine for seven months, so I believe I’m qualified to attempt this analysis. In addition, I’ve had two trips that took me back and forth from the two countries, giving […]

Travel Datasheet For Lublin, Poland

I stayed in this city for three months over the winter. It is a boring town but the universities keep the nightlife somewhat interesting. I wouldn’t recommend this city for “beginners” even though the talent level is high, simply because it’s harder than everywhere else in Poland except Warsaw. In spite of the fact that […]

Travel Datasheet For Warsaw, Poland

If I came to Warsaw before first going to Poland’s second-tier cities, there probably wouldn’t have been a Bang Poland. It’s a lackluster city in every respect: it’s ugly, the talent is low, and the competition is more intense. The biggest positive about Warsaw is that there is a greater selection of quiet cafes. GIRLS […]

The Border Run (2 of 2)

PREVIOUSLY: PART 1 I slowly walked down the car line. Most were filled with several passengers, though some had lone drivers. I brought extra money for bribes, hotel, or a chance apocalyptic border event; 2,000 zloty (about $700) in total, all in 100 zloty bills fresh from the ATM. These people had to have a […]

The Border Run (1 of 2)

I no longer have interesting days. My life is one big habit. Wake up, eat, read, write, blog, coffee shop, gym, eat, shower, drink. In a life of routine, nothing sticks out until something goes wrong. You don’t visit your normal lunch spot and get blown away by a new taste; no, you get burned […]

The King Of Warsaw (Part 2 of 2)

PREVIOUSLY: Part 1 On a Thursday night I went to a club alone. In order to recapture the glory days where I was the approach machine, I decided to do ten solid approaches. My first approach was on my ideal type of girl, but ten minutes in her friend dragged her to dance. I did […]

The King Of Warsaw (Part 1 of 2)

A year ago I got an email from a reader of mine named Kamal. He lived in Warsaw and asked for some advice on getting with the local models. My advice to him was simple: “To get a star you have to be a star.” Even though I wasn’t swimming in models myself, I knew […]

Bang Poland: How To Make Love With Polish Girls In Poland (UPDATE)

Today I’m excited to release my latest travel guide, Bang Poland. Here are just a few things that the 93-page book contains: A breakdown of the best Polish city to visit for getting your Polish flag A detailed description of a Polish girl’s body where I address the stereotype of them having gigantic breasts How […]

13 Personality Traits Of Polish Women

Except for a couple minor flaws, Polish girls are most pleasant to deal with out of any other foreign woman I’ve been with. She has so many positive qualities that it’s best to describe them in list form… 1. Sweet, gentle, and considerate. Even when a Polish girl rejects you, she’s sweeter than an American […]

Bang Poland Drops On Friday With 6 Bonuses

Since I know most of my readers have no immediate interest in Poland, I wanted to sweeten the deal by adding additional content that will encourage you to check out my newest travel guide, Bang Poland. If you buy it this Friday, June 22, you get the following bonuses: -50% discount. The ebook and Kindle […]

20 Reasons Why I Don’t Want To Live In America Anymore

5 Reasons From Estonia: 5 Reasons From Lithuania: 5 Reasons From Poland: 5 Reasons From Ukraine: Do you notice something in common with the photos? The girls are cute, but they’re not all hot. In selecting them I aimed for the 7 range, which would more fit the profile of girl-next-door than model. I purposefully […]

Goodbye Poland

May and June in Poland were two of the best months in my life. I had to research ways to increase my libido so I could keep servicing the insatiable sexual appetites of Polish women, who have long since been neglected by their goofy men. After an abrupt summer pause the action resumed in October, […]