Category Archives: Ukraine

Anna: One Year Later

Previously: Anna “I kind of hope she breaks up with me,” I thought to myself, waiting for her to arrive, because I couldn’t leave her and I wouldn’t dump her. If you leave a great girl like her, and have just one bad night anywhere else in the world, in a sausage fest club with […]

What Comes After Bang Ukraine?

I’ve received a lot of questions about what I plan on doing next. Here is a video of my thoughts, including a prediction for 2013… After a week of nothing but Ukraine, the blog will return back to normal on Monday. Thanks to everyone who ordered this weekend—your purchases will keep me fed and sheltered […]

5 Reviews Of Bang Ukraine

The first review is from a Russian expat: If you’ve heard that Ukraine is nothing but a bunch of hotties willingly sexing strange westerners (and the fact that a foreign bride site is the first hit on google when you search for “Ukraine” doesn’t do anything to dispel that), you’re wrong. Remember when I said […]

American Girls vs. Ukrainian Girls

American girl: “What do you do?” Ukrainian girl: “Why are you in Ukraine?” American: Asks you to buy a drink Ukrainian: Expects you to buy a drink American: Flip flops because they’re comfortable Ukrainian: High heels because men like them American: 20 pounds overweight Ukrainian: 5 pounds underweight American: Looking for a stable career Ukrainian: […]