I share some thoughts about an incident that went down not long ago when we called a girl blogger ugly….

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This clip uses my post 42 Things Wrong With American Women as a basis of comparison with Eastern European women.

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I commissioned Anchorbolt Studios out of Los Angeles to make a fun video showing the difference between alpha males and beta males (with a Bang promo at the end). Grab some popcorn for this three minute clip…

Now I’ll be the first to admit that the words alpha and beta have lost a lot of their original meaning, especially with recent discussion here on foreign women preferring betas. This video is meant to be an amusing comparison of a typical bar alpha and bar beta in America. Soon we’ll have to qualify the terms by saying American alpha, Polish beta, Baltic epsilon, Danish uber extreme beta, and so on.

As for the clip, I got a kick out of the alpha saying my lines. It’s cool to think there are thousands of mini-Rooshs running around, gaming and banging. I’m so proud.

Thanks goes out to the actors for participating in the clip and especially Giordany from Anchorbolt for making it.

PREVIOUS REENACTMENTS:

• Arm Crossing Approach
• Do You Have To Stand Right Next To Me?
• Doughboy’s Super Direct Game
• Running Into A One-Night Stand
• Did You Fuck On My Couch?
• Bookstore Pickup
• My Personal Crisis
• The Reenactment Video That Ends The Obesity Epidemic

This latest reenactment happened at my favorite bar. The black teddy bear is Omar.

I’ve been hit on by quite a few gays in my life. Even though I have zero interest in homosexual relations, and am repulsed that a man wants to do activities with me involving either my anus or his, I’m still respectful and polite. I answer their questions but ask no questions of my own, and it usually only takes a minute for him to get the hint. No harm, no foul.

So it says a lot to me when a girl responds like a bitch when I try to start a conversation without insulting her. I don’t care how many lame guys tried to hit on her beforehand, or how bad her day was, or how far along her cervical cancer is, but if someone comes up to you in a nice manner, you should return the favor. It’s fine if you give one-word answers—I’ll get the hint in twenty seconds—but going out of your way to put me down shows you don’t even possess basic humanity. That type of girl would see a bleeding body lying on the sidewalk and not do anything because she desperately wants to fire off a text message to her friend that recaps the latest episode of Glee.

If I can treat gay guys with kindness, when I don’t engage in that anus lifestyle, there is no excuse for a woman to not do the same to a man who approaches her in a public place. The girl is free to act like a bitch if the guy is rude, but otherwise she needs to take a hard look at reality, which says that she has absolutely no worth to the human species besides her vagina. Pick any woman from a crowd of your choosing and I’ll bet $10,000 that she will not add a single drop of knowledge or wisdom to mankind during her lifetime. No woman does.

You don’t want to talk to guys? That’s fine, just don’t come out and expose me to your anti-social retardation. Stay the fuck home.

PREVIOUS REENACTMENTS:

• Arm Crossing Approach
• Do You Have To Stand Right Next To Me?
• Doughboy’s Super Direct Game
• Running Into A One-Night Stand
• Did You Fuck On My Couch?
• Bookstore Pickup
• My Personal Crisis

I wanted to pile on Roissy’s recent anti-fat crusade with some activism of my own. In the following teddy bear video, I use a fictional conversation with a fatty to “hypnotize” all fatties into losing weight. Fatties who watch my video will find themselves shedding pounds in the next couple of weeks, seemingly by magic. No cookie diet necessary.

Let me guess—you now have the uncontrollable urge to remain hungry, right? Great success!

NEW CONTEST:

On a totally unrelated note, after numerous complaints I’ve come to the conclusion that the cover to A Dead Bat In Paraguay sucks major balls. So I’m holding a cover redesign contest on Crowdspring where the winner gets $550 of real money. Read the details. I’m hoping this bountiful prize will attract some real talent that can improve one of the crappiest covers ever made. Contest ends on November 23.

PREVIOUS REENACTMENTS:

• Arm Crossing Approach
• Do You Have To Stand Right Next To Me?
• Doughboy’s Super Direct Game
• Running Into A One-Night Stand
• Did You Fuck On My Couch?
• Bookstore Pickup

Continuing on the theme from Wednesday’s post, this video reenacts a recent conversation I had with myself while out at a bar with friends. My alter egos are represented by South American soccer players. This is the most emotional and groundbreaking reenactment I’ve done.

I will have to make a decision soon.

REENACTMENT CONTEST UPDATE:

Speaking of decisions, I’ve chosen the winner to the reenactment contest. The grand prize goes to… Bookstore Pickup by mkpoway. While many videos were entertaining, Bookstore Pickup had the highest overall score based on the categories of humor, game, and authenticity. The viewers choice award goes to Rose Tattoo, which many readers enjoyed. Thanks to everyone for participating.

PREVIOUS REENACTMENTS:

• Arm Crossing Approach
• Do You Have To Stand Right Next To Me?
• Doughboy’s Super Direct Game
• Running Into A One-Night Stand
• Did You Fuck On My Couch?

I received 13 entries for the contest. They display a range of game and humor in a variety of settings, so choosing a winner will be tough. I want to have an open commenting period so you can share your thoughts to help me decide on the best video.

If I had to pick the winner today, it would probably come down to one of the following two submissions.

Bookstore Pickup:

“I tried to pick up a girl working at Barnes N Noble. I used a book about the moon as a prop.”

What a nice example of cocky game using an indirect opener while finishing off with direct flourishes. It’s not hard to imagine this working on a young bookstore employee.

Absurd Booty Call:

“An under the radar booty call turns into absurdity when the girl brings her dog with us.”

The funniest entry. I like the time warp effect where the contestant shows several scenes in the same video.

Below are the rest of the submissions. Click the title link to watch (links open in a new window).

• Roommate Sex – “Soon after a painful breakup, I moved cross country with a long-time female friend who had constantly rejected my advances for years. She changed her mind when we got to our new place.”
• Airplane Pickup
• Seducing A Feminist by Dagonet – “A recent conversation I had at a pretentious party.”
• Fresh Off The Boat by Vincent Ignatius – “A hot Indian fob was flirting with my American-born half-Indian friend. He’s too much of a pussy to cheat on his girlfriend, even when she’s 1000 miles away. I didn’t know she was behind me.”
• Gangbang Tonight – “This is a real life approach I made a few months ago when I decided to have some fun and fuck with people. I promise that it is all true and I did get her number”
• English Bitch by Vincent Ignatius – “I made out with an English girl in a bar here in the US. This is what happened right after. I wasn’t really trying to take her home. She was a bitch so I just wanted to treat her like shit.”
• Flailing Arms by The Rookie – This is a girl I passed on to the Rookie in a bar (more details). You’ll be able to see why.
• Unrelated Major
• Hostel Banter
• Real World – “This took place at K street lounge rather early in the night. I’m still talking to the girl, but she mentioned it was a weird opening.”
• Rose Tattoo – “It is about one of my conversations with the first girl seen in this video (via Naughty Nomad) when I was in Boracay in April. ”

I now turn to the peanut gallery. Who do you think should win the grand prize of A Dead Bat In Paraguay and a $20 Amazon gift certificate? If you’re a contestant, feel free to get hyphy on your video.

PREVIOUS REENACTMENTS:

• Arm Crossing Approach
• Do You Have To Stand Right Next To Me?
• Doughboy’s Super Direct Game
• Running Into A One-Night Stand

I recently had a one-night stand with a girl on her friend’s couch. The friend continued to date a buddy of mine so I saw her out regularly. At the bar one night she asked me if I really did have sex on her couch. I was hesitant to tell her. See for yourself…

Over 80% of girls I’ve fucked since coming back in May have been one-night stands. The irony of getting good at seduction is that you eliminate the seduction part and get right to sex. Then you start feeling shallow and hope for a worthy challenge, but when you get that challenge you whine about it and ache for easy sluts again. It’s a vicious cycle that tells me I definitely have a preference for sluts.

I did a Twitter survey where I posed the following question to my followers:

Here are the shocking results:

Wanting anything else may mean you have some feminist deprogramming left to do. Praying for a long-term relationship with an American woman who likely doesn’t have the upbringing—and therefore tools—to provide you with happiness in said relationship is eminently beta. You might as well buy girls white Fossil watches as gifts before you even bang.

Compared to all my previous reenactments, this one translated into the most real-life laughs. I actually became friends with the couch owner (I don’t even talk to the slut I banged due to reasons not related to her sluttiness).

Reenactment Contest Update:

Just a reminder that you have until Wednesday at noon to submit your reenactment video to roosh@rooshv.com. I’m upping the ante on the grand prize: the winner will now get a paperback copy of A Dead Bat In Paraguay and a $20 Amazon gift certificate. I’m now allowing two submissions per person, which could double your chances of winning (or losing). See the original contest post for more details.

Out of all the submissions I’ve received so far, the biggest flaw is that they’re way too short. If you’re not hitting a minute in length, you’re not producing an engaging situation that will get a lot of laughs. If you create something on par with my videos, you’ll have a solid shot at winning.