A lot of people ask me which Baltic country is best for a visit. If you’re like me, you’d think that all three countries are similar, but after my nearly four months in the region I noticed a surprising amount of variation between them. Of course I’m not talking about architecture or food—my main field of study was the women. Here’s a breakdown of how they stack up…

BODY

Estonian women have some curves and boobs while Lithuanian women have boyish bodies that are Asian like (I was grossly disappointed with the Lithuanian ass). Latvia is somewhere in between. The biggest problem with Estonia is that they have a growing obesity problem. If all Estonian women were thin, they’d win by a mile, but for now they only get a slide edge over Lithuania thanks to their more juicy curvature.

First place: Estonia

FACE

Estonian women shine yet again, with wonderful cheekbones and bright blue eyes (well over 50% of the Estonian population have light eyes), but I have to give top prize to Lithuanian women. Their faces reminded me of Argentina in the amount of cosmic beauty they contained. Some of the most beautiful women in the world I’ve seen have been from Lithuania.

First place: Lithuania

HAIR

Latvian women do better than Estonian women, who have adopted some of the Scandinavian style of head shaving (Finland is just a ferry ride away). Lithuanian women, however, have extraordinary long hair. It is common to see girls with hair going down to their pancake asses and sometimes passed that. It doesn’t make sense why hair would be boner inducing, but it is. I told many a Lithuanian girl that I wanted to make sweet love to their blonde locks. A couple of them let me extract a specimen for personal use.

First place: Lithuania

PERSONALITY

Estonian girls are plain fun because they love to drink. They also like talking in English and can hold their own in a conversation with an experienced man. Latvian girls are the worst: they are too guarded and take forever to open up, probably because they assume every foreign guy is a sex tourist thanks to Riga being the capital of Eastern Europe for that sort of thing. Lithuanian girls can be hit or miss, but generally I find them to be shy and detached.

First place: Estonia

ENGLISH LEVEL

Estonian girls have the strongest English while Lithuanian girls have the weakest. Latvian girls speak fine English but you may have some issues with the Russian girls in Latvia who may not speak it. I had moderate problems finding fluent English in Lithuania.

First place: Estonia

EASE OF BANGING

In Estonia I didn’t get any one-night stands, but by the first or second date I was straight. In Lithuania I got a couple but the quality was a bit lower, so it’s hard to say which is “easier.” I think if you’re prepared to go on two dates, both Estonia and Lithuania will be similar, with Lithuania a slight edge if your standards aren’t too high. Latvia was significantly harder for me than the other two.

First place: Lithuania (but for 6s and below)

FUN FACTOR

The only place I actually enjoyed going out in was Estonia. Lithuanian clubs were too cheesy for me and Latvia was scam-artist central. Estonia also has more of a pub/bar scene for when you get tired of the clubs, which you will.

First place: Estonia

OVERALL

The choice is easy: Estonia. If I had to go back to only one country, it would be there, but I’m reluctant to do so because of the increasing amount of sex tourists from Finland and Britain and also the rising obesity problem—and with that—fattitude. Some rude responses I got from Estonian girls made me think I was in America. My guess is that you have about one or two years until the place turns to total shit and it’s not even worth a weekend visit. It’s not quite poosy paradise, as my Danish friends below can explain, but I had a pleasant time.

Lithuania has tons of beautiful women (I’d give them a slight edge over Estonian girls with overall appearance), but it’s quite hard to pull quality. It’s the type of place you have to stay for a couple months to really be able to tap the higher talent pools. In Estonia, because the girls like foreign guys, you may be able to get something special from a shorter stay.

If you want to read more detailed reports I made of these three countries, click the following links:

• Latvia
• Estonia
• Lithuania

When it comes to comparing Poland to the Baltics, I can tell you that the Baltics have prettier girls, but Polish women have less attitude and are a tad more sexual. If the whole point of your trip is to go for “hotties,” then the Baltics are a better bet. But if you just want a cute-girl-next-door type of deal, then Poland.

If you liked the above article then you’ll enjoy Bang Lithuania, my 39-page guide that teaches you how to date Lithuanian women during a visit to the country. It contains tourist tips, game advice, and sex stories that give you all the information you need to have sex with Lithuanian women. Click here to learn more. Two other guides you may be interested in is Bang Estonia and Don’t Bang Latvia.

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You should have visited Vilnius.

Most young people go studying there and it has best quality girls per capita ratio in the country, but they are harder to pull for foreigners than in Kaunas.

Everyone here both locals and foreigners are stating that average Lithuanian girl is best looking in the world. Its obviously biased since most of them including me didn’t go to as much countries as you did.

So from your experience is this statement true?

“It doesn’t make sense why hair would be boner inducing, but it is.”

I’ve wondered about this too. I assumed it’s just a general health signifier, similar to healthy skin.

Here is your average Estonian bitch. Does this look attractive to anyone? I didn’t think so

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCWX2xnzrpQ

Fat ruins everything.

Roosh,

Your favorite of them is Estonia…the only place you would like to return if you had to. Now estonia is the next “stag” and “drink” destination for british and finnish you still recommend firsttimers to go ASAP? or is it already ruined too much?

ciao.

[Roosh: It's a hard call. If Estonia is on your list, you should go within the next year or two outside of July and August.]

roosh is becoming a walking encyclopedia on the beauty of women around the world.

amazing.

nice breakdown. however would you recommend boobs focused guys to go to Poland and ass guys to Estonia?

Congrats for the new book. looking forward to reading bang Poland.

[Roosh: Ass is pretty comparable but I think Estonian girls edge out Polish girls just a bit.]

great post roosh.you always prove that you really know your stuff.

estonian are the def. more on the western edge of things. I had a good time in Riga, but can see how things can go amiss if you roll in the wrong, or no, circles there. Lithuanian was more or less Russian and very who you know based.

winner=poland.

Roosh, I have to disagree with your assesment of Lithuania having a bad English level. As someone originally from Lithuania I can tell you that the population there is very highly educated and if you had hit the capital (Vilnius) you’d be amazed how easily you can converse in multiple languages (Russian included).

Nice reading. I would also like to share my observations.
I agree with the author that obesity is becoming a bigger and bigger problem in Estonia, that’s why I don’t like Estonian girls as much I used to.
“In Estonia, because the girls like foreign guys…” – well, I haven’t noticed they have any special feelings for foreign guys, but maybe it’s so because I’ve stayed here for too long and I look like a local:)
“My guess is that you have about one or two years until the place turns to total shit” – I’m afraid it’s happening already.

Ofc, changes have taken place in the last 5 years. I’d still say that Baltic girls are generally much thinner than Finnish and British girls, and def more feminine than German girls. Riga has many more skinny, well groomed chicks than Western European cities. The only one that can compete is Stockholm (but the dudes there are really high quality as well).

Long hair just demonstrates health and fitness – it shows you have been able to maintain good health for a long enough time for the hair to grow out long. Same as nails and skin.

Estonia ofc has very nice examples of the Finno Ugric Baltid look. Carmen Kass is Estonian. Lately there has been a surge of supermodels from Latvia too: Ginta Lapina http://www.makeup4all.com/inspiration-of-march-ginta-lapina/
Ieva Laguna http://www.spoki.lv/upload/articles/29/291605/images/_origin_Ieva-Laguna-7.jpg
And others.
The top quality is very high (although many are by now working in the West) and is reserved for the top guys – famous athletes or rich, handsome guys.

One more note – in 5-10 years the Baltics (and possibly the whole of EE) will experience a demographic drop. There was a boom in the 1980s, and almost a 50% drop in the 90s. That generation will soon be in the mating market and there will be much less younger women for guys who were born in the 1980s.

Famous hockey player’s girlfriend:
http://img4i.www.spoki.lv/upload/articles/51/51901/images/anna-lieckalnina-1.jpg

The wife of a famous and good looking Latvian basket ball player:
http://foto.delfi.lv/album/87994/?view=blog

Couple of more basketball wives:
http://www.postfactum.lv/images/images/52_1.jpg

On the left, wife of a Latvian NBA player:
http://www.postfactum.lv/images/images/large_2009030913572574793.jpg

8+ are usually taken.

Puuussssy paradisee !!

I am Lithuanian on my dad’s side. Never banged one of my co-ethnics and have not been impressed by the Lithuanian-American girls I knew in the U.S. Sounds like it is better back in the old country though.

By the way, Lithuanians were the last Christians in Europe (they fought very hard to hold on to their own Gods) and the language is unrelated to any European language.

They are also very good in basketball!

By the way, were you in an “”industrial shithole” in Lithuania?

[Roosh: Kaunas]

AssNeck, you are incorrect. Lithuanian language is related to Latvian.

Lithuanian is very archaic and well preserved and has the closest resemblance to the Proto Indo European language.

Estonia does have its fair share of fatties, but I could bet some of the whales you spotted were Finnish. This especially if you spotted them in Tallinn, and did not talk to them. Many foreigners can’t tell the difference between Estonian and Finnish languages, and Estonian clothing style is (unfortunately) drawing some influence from Finland.

I’d say Estonian women WILL achieve Finnish waistlines within 5-10 years. This is due to a change in their diet. Already for the past 10-15 years, they’ve been eating the same industrial shit that’s fed on the people in Northern/Western Europe. The results will be similar.

The Finnish language has two fattie shaming words that need an Estonian counterpart in the near future:

lähiövalas = a suburb whale
siiderivalas = a cider whale

Why do u like blonde hair? Why u like blue eyez? don’t you know black hair and brown eyez r kool 2??

Congrats mate, you have ran into some Lithuanian redneck girl and got called a monkey. Kaunas is famous for its abrasive population (composed of small-town people gathered from every corner of Lithuania to study mechanical engineering and agriculture) and most decent people have left it for Vilnius or Western Europe years ago.

I think it’s your general Turkish looks and that awful hipster beard that did stop you from getting laid in Kaunas. Local club goers are composed mostly of brick-headed construction workers and law/finance nerds, all of them offering free drinks to grab girls attention, so there should not be much of competition for a Brit or an American who is running solo and socially calibrated.

Assuming that hot girls are somewhat relationship oriented is simply silly – the price you were ready to pay for one night stand just was too low for these hot girls.

had a brilliant time in Kaunas but made the mistake of going in February, when it was minus 20 Celsius the women may be stunning but it’s no good when your hands have fallen off due to frostbite.

I’m lithuanian and girl here look like a shit!!

- Guys, bealive me. Don’t go there (Baltics) and don’t waste you money for beaches there… YOU WILL GET an STD, syphilis or… Better go to Sweden. BEST blond pussy! :)*

If you could post some pictures of representative samples, that would be helpful!

I’ve also heard that it’s very simple to pick up STD in the Baltics. How serious is the problem?

and you better don’t go there. You can be easily beaten up with no reason! for example: you look at the guy and u get beaten up, just because u looked at him. Than’s all. It’s very common.

So stay where u are. and get a local pussy, or go to China or Philippines if u want to keep ur ass safe!…

You have a weird taste, man.

Attention! New weird Misogynist idea: An Australian Aboriginal strip club were the Men pay the women to put clothes on…what would it be called?

ex.
-Crocodile Didn’tdee?

-Didgeridon’t?

I’ve been to Estonia in 2006…even then there were streets of Italians telling the sexy locals they owned a Ferrari back home…Italians are the greasiest.

I have been to all three. While you are correct about the Latvian women being hard to get to know and have them open up, it is far worth the wait. Out of the three countries I chose to be with a Latvian. They seem to treat their men the best, have better genes, and work harder. They will keep the nice body you see far longer than an Estonian or Lithuanian. I have been with my Latvian fiancé for 3 years now and she still has her six pack abs and great ass even though she has been introduced to American culture. So, she is motivated o workout still and doesn’t eat like a fat cow. While she does have brown eyes her face, body, and even hair (long and shiny) are immaculate. And even now that she can afford all the pork, potatoes, and tortes she could want she has only lost weight since we met.

Lithuanians girls are money orientated the whole country is a wicked place,the womens in Lithuania will sleep anyone with few $$$ in his pocket.
A father is more than happy for his daughter to whore herself ,I never seen such intelectuel poverty then in Lithuania being accepted in EU and a member of Nato is such a big deal for them that’s the only thing they talk about and exporting prostitutes to Europe now they have a EC passport is heaven !!!!

It’s kind of funny to judge women from Estonia as “estonian” or women from Latvia as “Latvian.”

The fact is that more than 1/3 of each of those countries consists of ethnic slavs, and a significant portion of the remaining population are more than half russian.

And then there’s Lithuania, which unlike it’s Baltic neighbors has a much higher percentage of actual ethnic natives, who really are much pickier than their Russian and Polish fellow citizens… also, religion in Lithuania is Catholic, which is different than the other countries also, which makes a difference in attitudes as well.

As far as STDs go, Estonia has the highest number of HIV/AIDS cses, followed by Latvia, then Lithuania. Interesting to note that (according to the CIA Factbook) in plain numbers, the population of HIV/AIDS cases in Estonia and Latvia combined are about ten times the number of cases in Lithuania, despite Latvia and Estonia’s combined population being about equal to that of Lithuania.

Attitude, suppression of STDs, it seems like Lithuania is your safest bet… if they’ll even acknowledge you being there, which will be tough unless your white, or don’t mind the Russian girls there, like in Estonia and Latvia.

awesome discussion, the place I work is full of lithuanians, latvians and polish. I have to say there are some really nice polish and latvian females but lithuanian ones come out the top overall.

I am so glad to see how Baltic women are advertised here like a commodity. Im seriously offended and grossed out by the article and many of the comments.

Really, that is disgusting. It is not only offending, also degrading. How do people like you think about women? Guess what, if you go for sex and easy girls, you will end up with STD and bad reputation, that is all. Acting like some horny monkey is stupid.

That’s a highly offensive article. I’m not surprised that with such an attitude towards women you haven’t had much success in Lithuania.

Well ! This is a men’s world,let them discuss about woman in the Baltic or wherever,where is the shame:That you feel offended is a pure bullshit,because you didn’t get any success in your relationship with a man for sure,because you must be ugly or fat or both.What about women,feminist organizations who hate men,girls who rip off men….
So keep your silly comments for yourself and let men decide about your wicked life:

By the way I had more Russian girls than girls from the Baltic,you know why,because Russia is 1000 time bigger than the Baltic,and Russia can still occupy if it wanted and nobody comes to the rescue.

I can’t believe the writer and the responders… So sexist views of women. Do yourselves a favor and don’t ever go to Europe any more.

G’day all, ive travelled everywhere and now reside in Tallinn. This place DEFINITELY has the best looking women in the Baltics, if not the world!
Estonian girls like to drink and party. Their not slutty. Strip clubs here are full of Russians.
And by fuck most of them are uni educated and speak pretty good English.
Put in a little effort , flash a wad of cash about and before you know it , bam!
Ps they love Australian guys , :)

Good observation for physical view among Estonian and Latvian or Lithuanian. I have been there several times. We are talking about sex tourism. To be honest the best wives are also in Baltic region. The baltic girls are very faithful and good housewife. More faithful than the majority of west european origin women.

Everybody is talking about Latvian Estonian Lithuanian women. Easy girls or they can run into the bed for a few dollars. Who are telling this? American? Australian? British? Turn your face and look at the mirror. Whom do you look like? European? Latin American ? or African? Your grand mamas were the Doyen of this sector. At least Lithuanians and Estonians and Latvians are pure. What about you? Milk shake with some shit?

Forget about Baltic countries. I have been there. No woman in the world is easier than british women. Get a metro on friday night around 21 pm in London. You will see thousands of english chicks half nude going to find a hard dick in the pubs. You don’t pay for it. It is totally free :)

Makes me think that RooshV and most of you are just a bunch of greasy, blemished nerds with some insecurity issues when it comes to women.
Want a dream-like looking, smart, multilingual, outgoing goddess with some kamasutra skills for a one night stand? Yeah, that’s what I thought..
For a change, try to think why that goddess would want you even for one night.

What a bunch of sex starved morons! U want a nice intelligent girl for a one night stand? Well,it is not happening! U gotta work harder and longer for that. And bithes…u can find them everywhere. And to all those bashing lithuanian girls (especially) —- I guess u r so desperate and miserable that even bitches say NO to you!

haha I see some Lithuanian chicks got mad while I think it’s a cool and very natural idea to discuss the chicks of the world. we girls do the same too… anyway it’s a pity you haven’t been to Vilnius, although yeah you must pay attention if you’re interacting with Russian/Polish or a pure Lithuanian (please note we’re completely different by genetics from slavs, we’re balts). Lithuanians are really not that easy to get (not all thank God, some acknowledge their urges and don’t hesitate to get wild) but in Lithuania there is a general opinion that our girls are so easy and go to bed with any foreigner :p

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RooshV, U just try to come to Lithuania with your book …

Yo! Pick up girls… but dont brag about it, like a lil kid, like you know shit about it and how cool u are that u can write few so called books to show how big of a man u are.. silly faggot…
.. next time i see you walkin Vilnius streets, I swear on my mama, i will break your jaw homie!;)
WELCOME TO OUR STATE! sissy!
Go back to SAMs Land, filthy burger snackin cunt

Roosh V. – You are making money of a sacred things… Promoting one night stands, free-flowing sex and telling how to play with human feelings – its discusting, unrespectfull and inhumane!! You promoting a wrong attitude to woman, to relationships between woman and man. Going around the world with this “dip your dick” message and hell knows how many diseases you already spread around the world with this sluty life style. In general i think that sex addicted fagots like you have to be traced down and izolated from society !!!

OMG… Just saw this RooshV on youtube. SCARY as hell, HAIRY as spider. A decent girl would want to be with a guy if he’s got either a)a nice personality; b) good looks; c) money (yes, there are golddiggers, unfortunately). Even better yet – combination of any above. Face it, you’ve got none. Next time you come to Lithuania, I hope you’ll get your thin and hairy limbs pulled out one by one.

What about lithuanian dicks? Had you liked it? Our girls tell it right – do your thing, if you have to, but quietly. You can find cheap women everywhere around the world, usually from the lower class, uneducated, unprotected, having nothing in their lives. They are just acting extravagant, that is what they do daily. But if you try to buy every woman on the street, you will end up with your ass torn apart sooner or later. Do you really believe a normal woman would fall for a midget goblin from the west? Prostitute buyers… Real “men”, lol. Cowboys with tiny guns…

Man’s world? Go fuck yourself. It’s our world. Our men and our women, not yours ;). You can think what you want, but don’t whine when you get in trouble with behaviour like this. You won’t find much consolation.

The amount of hookers in UK or in Germany or in France in 1980, is more than today’s Lithuanian Population. The amount of hookers in US in 1980 is more than in all Baltic countries population. We are not counting the one night stand bitches yet. The age of sex and prostitution among arabic women takes the first place in the rank. We don’t have to talk about african women. Unfortunately they are just slaves from 7 till 70. So it is better we talk about those subjects instead of talking some one night stands in Lithuania.

Women are not sex objects, but their bodies are, particularly the vagina if its young and fresh and pretty. So for all the unatractive women who hate the prettier ones….THAT’S LIFE. Men like pretty girls and that’s the way it will always be. All you ugly girls go complain to your feminist bitch friends or get fatter. Leave the men alone to enjoy all those luscious vaginas all over the world !!!!!

Which countries over there got the girls with the biggest clits and long hanging labia meat-curtains pussies? I love to eat on that one.

Boner – your fucked up brain probably doesnt connect with the fact that the woman you acctualy dip your dick in is FEMINISTS ! This is one of the feminist ways to manifest their freedoms…lol Good luck fucking some ugly fat feminist biches and dont moan after your dick will drop dry from some fucking desease you catch! Leave Lithuania out of your sight please !

The author of this article is an complete moron!

Fuck in hell this made my day, I had virgin Latvian once when I was young, pretty face(ass too),rocker by nature, but refused to be in relationship when I was in uni, guess she loves cleaning toilets now lol while I have moved since with a Ukrainian chic, cute lil thing and wants to be with me…Happy days

Ladies, some of this posts are all young lads with no future, hence the childish posts you have read.

Gents, there are all sorts of chics, but you have one leathered pinky dont Over use it ,the whores will be there at all stages of life if you wish to go down tht route but play sensible you can it might just be worth it.

What if we sold you as a gay prostitute,as a punish for your disrespect tough guy?

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“Obesity problem”, LOL, how do you define “obese”? Are you talking about voluptuous, chubby or real fat women? Even if the media promotes it not everyone likes skinny girls. Even if BMI has a strict definition of “overweight”.
http://locustptrp.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/body-comparison.jpg

BTW it´s ok that not everyone likes girls with non-ideal BMI, but comments like whales can only comment from ignorant pricks. But maybe it´s ok for you to be insulted and judged just after a first look.

i live with and am madly in love with an estonian woman. she is smart, can think on her feet, and strongly independent. she is blue eyed and extremely captivating. that said, she is by no means “obese”. not even close.

The reason why the world is not a better place still is that people like you are alive. I wish you all sudden death yet castration first. I know that this information can change your entire life, but unfortunately women are not pieces of meat.
I always make a laugh of that kind of foreigners trying to “seduce” me. Who the hell you think you are? Go to hell.
Warm regards to classy human beings of this world – you’re not definetely one of THEM!

Sluts go with sluts. Simple as that. All the sane people keep away from sluts.

For those guys who can’t get laid: It’s so funny and pathetic when ugly and unintelligent men whine about not getting laid. Like it’s the womens’ fault. Fat, ugly, stinky and stupid men often think they’re the best and all the women should want them. But they don’t and men get furious and call women stupid feminists. Unattractive women atleast admit they’re not a catch.

I love my lithuanian gf!! lithuanian women are really a great combination of brains and beauty