I couldn’t stop laughing I realized your fake name was Pat!
idk why though x)

I’m not sure what the odds of her finding this post is though, if she does that would be some kind of Shit…

Hmm.. Does that ‘Pat Alias’ have anything to do with your avatar on twitter being… patrick from spongebob?

The posting is from SF Bay Area Craigslist,
not from DC.

There really are sexually independent women out here. Attractive ones, even.

Don’t believe me? Check out the pictures & read this article:

http://www.sfweekly.com/2007-04-04/news/sex-and-sensuality/

In the local slang “thick” is like “phat”,
not like “fat”.

That woman’s vajeen hangs like sleeve of wizard’s robe.

The media term of hooking up with fat chicks is “hogging.” Back in 2004, there were several stories in the press about guys who went about doing this regularly. Funny stuff. I recommend against making thgis a regular practice, though, because fat women who don’t get a lot of attention tend to get very emotionally attached. It makes for a rough exit strategy when they won’t let go.

Heck, I’d even recommend against dating former fatties, because they tend to be emotionally unbalanced (i.e. they still feel rejected, even though they now look decent). This is the polar opposite of women who get fat in their 30s but still act like they’re the hot 20somethings they used to be.

Annual Arlingtonians for a Clean Environment meeting tonight. [The Green Miles] Cowgirl Creamery debuts nettle covered “St. Pat’s”cheese on Saturday. [Counter Intelligence] Only two more DCist Exposed shopping days at the Warehouse. …

Sounds like quite a story (not her story itself, but the fact she randomly volunteered this info). How one earth do you react to that?

It doesn’t sound too far fetched, and we really do live in a world where women can get laid by walking out of their door. If a woman, even a thick woman, actively pursues men (i.e. posting on Craigslist) I do not think 34 random dudes is any stretch of the imagination.

So sure, everyone is going to call bullshit on the post, but let’s take into account a few facts here:

1) she is a fatty.. probably not used to getting male attention all her life
2) the internet makes it incredibly easy for women to get laid
3) she is young, growing up in an era where it is becoming more and more acceptable to “meet people online” as well as for girls to do as many guys as they please.
4) guys can bone her in a situation that minimizes the risk of her being rejected, made fun of, etc. She does not need to “put herself out there” and won’t get shot down because she’s a fatty.
5) she probably did not get a lot of sex until she discovered the internet (this bears repeating)

There are some messed up people out there. Ask anyone who works in health services of some sort, or even people who deal with a number of folks on a day to day basis. Everyone tries to pretend they’re normal, but most people have some issues, and a surprisingly large number of people really take things to an extreme.

Maybe I’m out of touch with craigslist, and it is some sort of running joke for writers to put up fake stuff, but I would ask “why?”

The story does not seem far-fetched to me, and considering it is a fatty, I believe it is indeed a real post. As for 34 random internet dudes in a year, all I can say is “go herpes!”