Good news for people who have sex: Plan B is now on the shelves.

Major pharmacy chains such as CVS Corp., Rite-Aid Corp. and Walgreen Co. not only offer the pill throughout their networks, but also pledge to ensure that customers can buy Plan B onsite even if a given employee declines to provide service for reasons of conscience.

AP

Calling 1-888-NOT-2-LATE was easy enough, but you had to wait by the phone so a counselor can call back and ask your girl questions about her vagina.

Counseling fee: $20
Morning after pill: $50
Busting inside a girl because you were too drunk to notice the condom broke: PRICELESS…

…from what other guys have told me.

Loooooong time reader Eric has started a magazine in Austin with some friends called The Other Paper. He has a column that riffs on the seduction “gurus” you may have read about in The Game, with their acronyms and ridiculous war analogies.

Austin is the only American city I need to visit.

I think I will stop reading comments from now on. Several of you have interesting things to add, but every now and then I have to punch myself in the stomach. It’s almost like some of you are reading another blog and then commenting here.

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Just don’t turn the comments off. I used to read a blog that had some pretty raucous commenters so the guy turned the comments off. The readership tanked.

Oh wait, this is all pointless, since you won’t be reading it.

Austin is a lot of fun. The girls (the ones worth a damn) are pretty player-resilient, though. Dress like a DC stiff and they’ll never give you the time of day. T-shirt and jeans can get you in theirs pretty quick. All part of Keeping Austin Weird.