Danish girls have thick, stout builds, with Pepsi can bodies and faces that have come into contact with every branch of the ugly tree. They rank up there with the women of Fortaleza, Brazil, as the huskiest women I’ve ever seen. If you want to have a football player son, I advise you to procreate with a Danish woman. While they’re not as fat as American women (who is?), they’re definitely not as svelte as their Icelandic counterparts, who can be a little thick themselves.
You’d think they’d be thinner with all that bicycling they do, but they overcompensate with frequent late-night kebab meals and an all-around fatty diet. Just like in America, it’s not proper to shame fatties into not being so fat, so Danish people are more likely to attribute someone’s disgusting obesity to a glandular problem than from constantly stuffing their pie hole.
I’m still in disbelief that the women of a country can be so ugly. Copenhagen is one of the few large cities I’ve been in the world where I can go several days without seeing an approachable chick. This was also the case in Bolivia, a place where my dick simply powered down due to lack of arousal.
While you’ll still spot cute chicks in the city (somewhere), the average Danish girl is both undatable and unfuckable. You won’t be wowed by the women and you won’t be changing your travel plans to stay longer. The few girls that are decent looking know they’re relatively beautiful and have large flocks of guys surrounding them. The worst part of this is that Danish guys are actually much better looking than the girls. The result is a surplus of good-looking dudes and a limited supply of hot girls. That means that guys are forced to date down.
It was routine to see decent-looking Danish guys with busted Danish girls, but never the other way around. If I saw a hot Danish girl with a man, he’d always be very good-looking. Unlike girls in Brazil or Poland, there’s no reason for a Danish girl to date down because the sexual market is heavily skewed in her favor. Denmark is one of those places like Washington DC where you have to work like a fucking mule to get a 6. The same amount of work in Brazil or Poland would get you an 8.
One feature of the Danish girl that bothered me the most was her masculine walking style. She keeps her arms still while hunching her shoulders over like a wild boar, as if she wants to barrel into something. Sometimes she tilts her head down to add to the masculine effect. I don’t know where they learned how to walk, but I can assure you it’s not feminine. Denmark is the only place where I got out of the way on the sidewalk if a thick girl was approaching, for fear that I might be injured in a possible collision.
Their tits are of respectable size, but their asses are pancakes, not helped by their love of jeans so baggy that they often have to pull them up. If you’re an ass man like myself, you’ll be in tears by your second night in Denmark. The fine asses you do end up seeing will probably be owned by a non-Danish girl.
The hottest girls are usually mixed breed daughters of Middle Eastern immigrants. If she’s good-looking and has a bit of olive in her, you can bet that she’s Danish in culture only. While most foreign girls in Denmark live a normal middle class lifestyle, many are prostitutes shipped in from Africa or Eastern Europe. They walk the streets at night in Copenhagen’s Vesterbro neighborhood, where prostitution laws aren’t enforced. In Denmark they tend to punish the johns instead of the whores, since the girl is an “unfortunate victim of her environment.”
In every country I’ve been to, prostitutes are bottom of the barrel. They’re almost always ugly, filthy whores who would have to pay me to have sex with them. While for the most part this is true in Copenhagen, there were a shocking number of streetwalkers that blew away the Danish women. The hottest girl I saw in my first five days was a sexy Middle Eastern prostitute who walked like a normal woman. I couldn’t believe that such an attractive girl had to sell her body. How did she arrive at that predicament? Why couldn’t she get a sugar daddy? How much did she charge, anyway?
Later, when I moved into my apartment, a Russian prostitute working in front was usually hotter than all the girls I’d see during a night out. Believe me when I say I was tempted. It seems that in Denmark the hottest girl a guy can get is a prostitute, while in the States the prostitutes serve mostly to provide orgasms. When streetwalkers are hotter than the local women, something is very wrong.
Even the style of Danish women is atrocious. They dress frumpy and dumpy, as if they just checked out of a homeless shelter. For some reason, these girls are big fans of dirty black military-style boots, turd-green or brown jackets (sometimes with a German flag on it), loose clothing, baggy jeans or MC Hammer parachute pants, and mismatched scarves or grandma shawls. Their favorite color is brown, since anything feminine like pink is sexist and breaks Jante Law. They step up their style game at night, but during the day they look like absolute hell. There seems to be a competition on how plain and unattractive they can make themselves.
For an idea of what I’m talking about, check out the blog Hel Looks, a site where some guy takes street photos of people in Helsinki, the capital of Finland. Though the country is different, people dress the same.
On the site you’ll notice odd hair styles that are similar to Denmark, as well. Many Danish girls go to a salon and say, “Shave the sides, but leave a bit in the middle.” I would estimate that 10-15% of girls have some part of her head shaved, usually only one side. If they elected not to shave it, they sometimes slick it back like in the Robert Palmer music video “Addicted To Love.” But even the girls in that video, who were designed to look like emotionless sexbots, are fifty times more bangable than your typical Danish girl.
I have painted a picture of ugly-faced women with thick bodies, flat asses, short (or no) hair, military styling, and a walk that makes you want to get out of the way. In summary, Danish girls would make fine soldiers. Even though Denmark is not a militant nation, if World War III breaks out, the government can call upon these female Scandinavian warriors to fight for their country. Since they’re not busy looking like real women, they’ll find adapting to life in the army most agreeable. If you like rough and tumble army chicks who can possibly open a beer bottle using their hands (and not look sexy doing it), Denmark is the place for you.
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Holy shit are you off the mark. I earned my stripes on the streets of Cph, and yes they’re bitches, feminists and self possessed, but fuckable to the max. Any decent night club is packed with fine pickings on a weekend.
But its not the first time I’ve heard an American player complaining about Denmark. The up front and in your face style doesn’t work here.
Denmark: Hell frozen over.
your a fag roosh
I had a look of disgust on my face when reading the majority of that article.
Haha, I had the “open a beer with her hand” happen to me one here. I’m living in DK at the moment, that was a “..holy shit” moment. I don’t know though..
I don’t know about Copenhagen (probably quite similar) but I’d pull a line in women who: doesn’t giva a damn about their looks (tragedy much: warpigs, yes, making out with attractive tall guys, yes) but there are also girls who are extremely dedicated in staying a good shape: it’s really common to see people go jugging in times like 5 am, but it is generally hard not to pass by some bangable chick running on the sidewalks when I cycle to town – I’m living in Aalborg. The “all the girls are tall hot blondes” turned out to be an obvious lie, but even if you censor the Danes from your vision there are quite many foreign/immigrant chicks who did not grow up in this softened society and who are bangable. Last semester for example we received a big pack of Lithuanian chicks into town… yeah! Too bad you didn’t check out jutland. I’ll see about Cph, as I’m probably gonna move there in a year or so.
I’m not sure but maybe I just blocked all the ugly girls out both times I went to Cph. The one girl I did bang was a tight little 18 year old and dressed like any sexy young feminine girl would. She was only about a 6 or 7 but from your descriptions and the photos from Hel Looks, I’d say she was a relative 8 or 9. I never spent more than 2 or 3 days in Cph though so I suppose I never got to explore the city as deeply as you.
Not sure if you have been to the red light district in Amsterdam, but the hookers there are total smoke shows. Don’t let anyone lie to you. Just alley after alley of drop dead gorgeous pussy that you could tag for 50 euros. It will make your head spin because it’s so weird to look at a chick that you would dream of fucking and then all you have to do is pay 50 euros to bang it out. Messes with your mind. It’s no wonder that almost all of them are from eastern europe. So not sure on your prostitutes comment and I’m not a big hooker type of guy – i’ve never paid for sex, but i was DAMN tempted in Amsterdam
I don”t understand this?\/
I almost forgot if you were talking about american chicks or danish chicks in this post. Will you be going to Sweden Roosh?
There are two chicks in my hostel right now who look good, but I think carry a similar attitude that you described the danish chicks as having. (Swedes are known to be naughtier though).
Will you be going to Sweden Roosh?
HELL NO. Sweden is the Saudi Arabia of Feminism. Roosh can be charged with rape for having sex with a Swedish girl and not calling back. Stay the fuck out of Sweden, there is no place for men with balls there.
Never been to Denmark, but I am surprised by this comment:
“In every country I’ve been to, prostitutes are bottom of the barrel. They’re almost always ugly, filthy whores who would have to pay me to have sex with them.”
I mean, you have been to Las Vegas, right?
Amsterdam as Tampa mentioned?
Now that is determination. If Hel-looks is any indicator, dear god I don’t think I could have stayed around as long as you did.
Maybe your definition of “fuckable to the max” is a little more…elastic… than most men.
“…..these girls are big fans of dirty black military-style boots, turd-green or brown jackets (sometimes with a German flag on it)…”
The danish women are wearing their hearts on their sleeves, they long for the days of old, when the masculine german whermacht swept into denmark and took control, they want to be pleasure dolls for german soldiers, and forced back into their feminine ways…away from the modern judaic culture that has destroyed their old norse culture. I bet harsh masculine German men do well in denmark.
Would you say that your experiences in Denmark have made you more sympathetic toward fighting he onslaught of femcuntism in America? Or are you more convinced than ever that the inevitable downfall of women in the West is incurable and that men should forget society, learn game, and slay pussy till the day is done?
You have mentioned numerous tactics on ways the average man can stop the downfall of women (shaming fatties, fighting cockblocks, educating men about the horrible truth about American weomen, etc) but I am curious of your recent thoghts on this matter. What can we do to fight Zero Day?
I can hear the female shrieks building — yeah, the reality of the post is harsh.
But for women outside of Denmark — pipe down and listen up. A “surplus of good-looking dudes and a limited supply of hot girls” means this is an excellent opportunity for you to date up! All you really have to do is only slightly defrumpify, catch a flight, and enjoy the tall, blonde pickins!
Maybe you could even write a book called “Banged: Denmark”
@ people talking about the inevitable “downfall of western women”: have some perspective. women will always compete to look attractive, in 50 years’ time the technology available will make it much easier to do so. Improvements in plastic surgery, a weight loss pill, even retrovirus gene therapy.
Technology to make people more beautiful will be MUCH easier to monetize than technology to make people more alpha.
So Denmark girls rank lower than British girls? I thought the Uk was the worst
It sounds exactly like Finland!
Technology making things easier is exactly what has made us so collectively soft and lazy. I’d go so far as do say that belief that technology will save us has replaced people’s illusions of salvation through religion.
Hel Looks like shite.
“This was also the case in Bolivia, a place where my dick simply powered down due to lack of arousal.”
Lol’ed at this. From my brief stay in Copenhagen, I saw WAY more than 15% of girls with fugly Skrillex haircuts. I’d say it’s more like 25% or higher. This was 9 months ago though, so hopefully that god-awful trend died down a bit.
Danish girls also wear fucking disgusting 70s mom jeans or shorts that look like this:
I think that Roosh is so angry with his time in Denmark because he met up with his old Danish roommate and the old Danish roommate rejected Roosh’s sexual advances.
“C’mon, man. Just like old times. Suck and fuck? What about just hand stuff?”
“Sorry Roosh but that was a long time ago and I was confused.”
Paying hot chicks for sex = gold.
Paying hot chicks ridiculously little for sex = double triple awesome gold.
Any guys who says “hey maaaan, I’d never pay for sex”, just actually said that his ego is competing with his cock for what’s tinier and more frail.
The point is getting hot ass. If it involves a little bit of making her your bitch in the literal, “hey shut up I just paid for you sense”, then how is that not just awesome fun?
The ONLY guys I’ve ever heard the “I’d never pay for sex” bullshit from, Americans. Incidentally, also the guys who pay chicks (dinner, drinks, movies, jewelry, you name it) and then still can’t get laid. No wonder all this game talk is huge mainly in the U.S.
Just for the record, since Roosh links to Hel-looks so often:
I am a Finn, lived in Helsinki for 13 years and still visit the city at least a few times a year. I’d like to state the following: Hel-looks _IS NOT REAL_. People in Helsinki don’t actually dress that way. Only in very rare instances could you spot anybody wearing Hel-looks type of clothing (rags) on Helsinki streets. Apparently the author of Hel-looks just arranges photo shoots with the people in her extended social circle.
This is not to say Finnish women dress stylishly – anything but. All too often they wear cheap rags, combining colors that don’t fit well together. Hairstyles are invariably bad, with a short red hair being relatively standard.
So the Hel-looks blogist is on to something, but her blog is fiction nevertheless.
There is NO way Roosh is not going on Danish Nationwide media if the rest of the book is like that Chapter.
Scandinavian infamy awaits!
Wait for the calls for the Danish chat show invites :)
Co-sign Palantir! Having traveled often to Helsinki and in Scandinavia, Hel Looks is NOT representative of the average person on the street at all. They purposely seek out weirdos to celebrate originality. Usual styles are much more conservative and subdued, throughout the city. Sad to say, people in Copenhagen have more style than the average Finn, I think because they are more multicultural and influenced by central Europe.
This was funny as hell.
“In every country I’ve been to, prostitutes are bottom of the barrel. They’re almost always ugly, filthy whores who would have to pay me to have sex with them.”
You obviously don’t have much experience in this area Roosh :)
While I think you are a bit off wrt their innate looks, I can very much relate to the comment about their walk. And that seems to be a universal issue in Scandinavia.
Compared to their neighbors further South, Scandinavians already, in general, have a predilection towards flat asses and big arms and shoulders. Something feminism, with it’s glorification of women playing sports and acting manly over learning to flaunt what they’ve got, have made oh-so much worse.
Hate to say it but Roosh is generally right in his assessment of Danish girls. I wouldn’t call the average girl there ugly, just plain and boring looking. Even girls who are genetically attractive will try to hide it with ugly clothes, no makeup, messy hair, etc. This is probably a good example of Jante’s law at work. Roosh is right about the way they dress, too. Lots of them dress kind of like low-class “chav” girls in the UK. The only thing I don’t totally agree with about Roosh’s assessment is when he says they’re “fat” — it’s more complicated than that. There are far fewer obese girls there, and most are slim with good bodies, although Danish girls may be, in general, slightly more big-boned than American girls. Many have nice bodies long legs and it’s pretty common for them to show of their legs with skirts. They also usually have bigger boobs than, for instance Russian or Ukrainian girls (who otherwise vastly outdo Danish girls in looks.)
If you’re like me and interested in HOT tall, blonde classy, confident and feminine girls with typical Nordic looks, actually you should go to GERMANY. This type is common all over Germany, but Berlin is probably best as it has far fewer Middle Eastern immigrants than, say, Frankfurt.
I’m an American who has spent some time in Helsinki, and I was struck by how many mesmerizingly beautiful women there are there. The “Hel Looks” aesthetic is a look of an extreme minority there, and the fact that you linked to it makes me question your assessment of Copenhagen. I’ve spoken to a greater number of people (namely two or more :) who make the opposite claim about Danish women as you, so who knows who is right? Stockholm and Gothenburg had a lot of hot women during my visit. Oslo was a mixed bag. Am I to believe that Copenhagen is drastically different?
You’d think that arguments like that would convince them, but it doesn’t.
I always tell bitter single girls in the states to move to Denver to live in a sea of 6’5″ guys with trust funds, but they won’t do it. I’m baffled that women wouldn’t be flooding Denmark to get tall men and sweet, sweet social welfare. Women can be set for life if they move to Toronto, but they won’t go.
DC is a little different, and doesn’t work well in this case, so while it is still bad it doesn’t fit the places mentioned above.
The Streetwalkers in any given city may be the bottom of the barrel Roosh,but some girls in the upmarket whore houses are as hot as you will get anywhere.
As the guys above said,take a stroll through the windows in Amsterdam.It’s a joke that girls that hot are selling their pussies for 50 bucks.
Hell,even the top joints here in Sydney have plenty of struggling models to choose from.
Whoremongers: I’m talking about streetwalkers, not escort girls. In Copenhagen, I saw streetwalkers that were quite nice.
“Would you say that your experiences in Denmark have made you more sympathetic toward fighting he onslaught of femcuntism in America? Or are you more convinced than ever that the inevitable downfall of women in the West is incurable and that men should forget society, learn game, and slay pussy till the day is done?”
Both! If you click the feminism category, I’ve written about them quite a bit since my time in Denmark (March). While I think the disease can’t be cured, I believe we should go down with a fight. I saw firsthand where we’re going (Denmark) and it truly is horrifying. Resistance must be offered.
“You have mentioned numerous tactics on ways the average man can stop the downfall of women (shaming fatties, fighting cockblocks, educating men about the horrible truth about American weomen, etc) but I am curious of your recent thoghts on this matter. What can we do to fight Zero Day?”
You fight zero day by not dating the women who are part of the problem. Therefore, expatiation.
Man, reading this makes me grateful I didn’t visit Scandinavia while I was in Europe.
With regards to the ugly haircuts, I can vouch for this. Typically it was Nordic girls who had the shitty skrillex have shave haircut. Punk girls would also have ugly haircuts.
Wrt whole prostitution thing, I find it interesting that it draws the most ire.
Masturbating to porn and going to strip joints draws some ire but not as much as the idea of prostitution.
Jerking it alone in your dark room to gangbang porn- eh, everyone does it.
Dropping a g in one night at strip club-hell yeah lets go see some titties and get some lap dances!!!
Paying a woman to actually have sex with her-you’re a disgusting pervert and are retroactively responsible for everything bad everywhere and throughout history. Also you’re a complete beta nerd.
The walk he describes is the cold, winter windy walk. That’s how most people walk here in NYC when the wind chill is biting and you’re walking into it – head slightly down, shoulders hunched and walking fast. The body shapes described are the worst – I don’t mind thick, but have some curves! The wide, flat ass is definitely a boner-killer.
Remind me not to go anywhere near Finland!
Haha, Hel Looks just takes images of random freaks. Most people don’t look like that. Also Finland is not (yet) as feminist as some other countries. American approach style should work quite well here. Give it a try on your next trip.
What you two have written about prostitution is so true. Everyone here, read and understand what I’m telling you. I’m all for every man learning and doing Game, seduction skills and the Venusian arts. I would strongly prefer every man use Game, try to succeed, and actually succeed with women instead of going to a prostitute because as the owner of this site said, a destitute homeless man can game women into bed if he has game, but a gameless man runs out of pussy when his money supply runs out. I concur with the last sentence.
However, how a man gets his pussy is none of my business with the exception of a few caveats. Here they are. I want no genuine rape or sexual assault(I’m not refering to the feminist dystopia kind). Leave my female family members alone without exception unless you are doing the honorable thing. I strongly prefer you leave my friends’ family members, girlfriends and wives alone too. I would also like you to leave alone my few female friends as well. I will do my best to warn these women as best I can about cad players like you. I’m sure you will do the same to me or anyone else you regard as not good enough for the women in your life, and I accept that. So accept what I think, say and do. After that, it’s open season for pussy hunting for every man alive, and all men should know and accept this.
Most Americans are really stupid when it comes to their thinking about prostitution. The overwhelming majority of whores volunteer for all the obvious reasons and maybe some which are not obvious, and almost none are forced into it. It makes no sense to pay for pornography when so much of it is free on the internet. It also makes no sense to pay for strippers if you have access to prostitutes with the caveats of not having the negative side affects of arrest, prosecution, conviction and punishment. STDs are low among prostitutes even among streetwalkers who have way more than escorts and brothel workers. That’s right, your average “amatuer” woman is more likely to have something nasty or deadly to pass on to you than your average “professional” woman because while the professional woman has more sex partners, she also does more to prtect herself from undesireable and unwanted things on average. If you are not wanting diseases and not wanting pregnancies of ANY WOMAN IN THIS WORLD be she professional or amatuer, then wear a condom for your own protection. Condoms don’t always work. If you need an education go to this link.
I’m an American, and even I know Ameircans are some of the most stupid senseless people when it comes to prostitution much as I genuinely and truly love all my fellow Americans. How does this relate to Game? It gives men hand in not caring about the outcome when gaming women. However, he must be careful not to use prostitution as a crutch for not learning Game which is too easy to do. I’m not saying a man should have sex with prostitutes. I am saying it helps men not care what most women think and not care about any outcome with women when prostitution is available without the threat of the law which gives him a stronger frame to game women, but not more knowledge and skill to do so. Most Americans also think that streetwalkers are like most prostitutes. This is not true. Most prostitutes are escorts or brothel workers who are on average better than streetwalkers in every way. My Korean friends showed me the Korean Red Light brothel districts which are alegedly very similar to the ones found in Holland and Germany, and the professional prostitute Korean women there were on average better looking than Korean amatuer women who are physically attractive when they are young. I dare any man to google Nevada brothels and look at the pictures of the whores as most are good looking. I linked Maggie McNeill, a former escort prostitute and former stripper, to school people on the truth about prostitution in my above #39 comment.
I goofed on the link on comment #39. Learn about prostitution. Here’s the address.
You may ask why I posted my above comments. How does this relate to Game. I’m not trying to be a proponet more than necessary for prostitution at http://www.maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/ nor for MRA, Men’s Rights Activist, found at http://www.the-spearhead.com but, without knowledge and understanding about MRA and prostitution, your Game knowledge and understanding will not be as good as it should be. Your MRA and prostitution knowledge and understanding are improved the more you know and understand about GAME too! What does this have to do with GAME? You can stop your pedestalization of women by not caring about prostitution as long as it’s voluntary which most of it is. If you want to have harm reduction for men and women regarding prostitution in every regard, then decriminalize as well as sensibly and lightly regualte it. Don’t give me crap about not wanting my female family members involved with prostitution. Of course I don’t want them in it, but if they are going to be in it then I want them to be as safe as possible. By all means I advise every man to learn and practice game, but if you are a man you shouldn’t be aginst the decriminalization and legalization of prostitution as it helps you even if you never engage in it. If you are an American(and maybe other nationalities too) ask yourselves these questions. Do you care that most men are homeless, that veterans(20% of homeless) are more likely to be homeless than non veterans and that war veterans are the most likely of all to be homeless? Why are you caring more about whores than the homeless or veterans?(I’m not saying you should be a callous jerk to Whores– I say quite the opposite. Before I get the anti-war and anti-military crowd, realize something. Women are wanted for the pleasure their vaginas give men, birthing and mothering babies, and helping men. Men are wanted for provision, protection and destroying the enemy. Women become whores just as much as men become soldiers to avoid poverty. Noone wants them for anything else. You can say it’s your choice which is true, but just remember these people usually have always had more poor choices to make than you through no fault of their own. Consider that Ron Paul, Republican Party Presidential Candidate, is against the foolishness of American interventions recieves more support and contributions from actively serving military and Iraq as well as Afghanistan veterans.) One of the most important things is not to pedestalize women, so don’t in any regard.
ugly, fat, and OLD. I just went to that site you linked. It’s much worse than the picture you paint.
26? More like 56!
Dear god, do they all have radiation sickness or something?
spent a month on cph…nothing to write home about. i think so many guys are caught up with this notion of the beautiful blond girl that they get lovestruck. i saw a LOT of average and big boned women. i would not go to cph for the girls. looks are only one thing…they are also boring as fuck. i am in bangkok now…i can only imagine danish girls here trying to compete with these thai girls for attention. let’s just say the competition is STIFF here. and these girls are damn sweet and fun!!! oh..and thin!!!
Roosh, when are you going to Russia? Man, I can’t wait to hear the stories from there…
in combination with Jante Law this looks like hell on earth. Fortunately men do have hands there to enjoy themselves. good luck fellows :)
The Nordic clothing style applies for both men and women.
In the previous Roosh thread someone said to me that the only good music bands out of North are Metal groups. Almost all Metal musician are white or redhead. What do they wear? Almost exclusively BLACK clothes. And tattoos on their skin. There is a deep psychological reason for this. See Frances Welsing videos on this subject.
Same with Nordic girls. Wear dark colors, hide feminity. Also notice the face shapes of Nordic/Celtic/Readhead people: its much less rounded vs people of southern origin. Less rounded lips, nose, eyes, etc = less attractive.
Jante Law is totally foreign to most human population. How on Earth can’t you talk about something? Only when you have a VERY STRONG inner problems with this subject. Personally, i can discuss each and every topic.
G.Bush does not really likes to talk about 9/11. Ugly girls don’t really like to talk about fashion models or escorts and so on…
The next reason of ugly Danish/Norwegian/Finnish/ girls: the law of attraction.
How does the Nature looks like in these countries?
Is it colorful, sunny, full of life? Sandy beaches, evergreen trees? Hell no. its dark, freezy cold, white snow is everywhere. GRAY clouds cover the skylike. Esp. true for Denmark, Belgium and Norway. Your mind, spirit and body will have a tough time to turn beautiful when surroundings are that unfriendly.
Agree with those (#24, #26, #31) who pointed out that Hel Looks is not in the least representative of how most Finnish people look/dress. Here, as in most places I have visited, those who tend to dress the most bizarre are the ones who themselves are relatively very homely.
In Finland one can find a specific type of rare beauty which I’m especially partial to (although I have encountered it elsewhere, at times, here it seems especially prevalent). I’m talking about a sort of hybrid, a blend of Nordic and Slavic features, light of hair and eyes but long and slender of limb with a symmetrical, pleasing countenance, straight nose and high cheek-bones, and luscious curves set in an otherwise slender frame..Ehm. Anyway.
Don’t let those Hel Looks anomalies deter you if you are planning a trip to Finland, is all I’m saying.
Roosh, it CANT be that bad can it?? We need some more pictures, good things is I never really planned on going to Denmark…EVER….
Wasn’t Santa Claus made up in Denmark? That might explain the women….
I’m born and raised in Denmark, and I’m currently living here. I havn’t traveled around much, but I went to Serbia 7months ago, and the average women there was WAAAY hotter than the typical danish girl.. I heard that italy has good women too.
I fucked a lot of these “danish girls”, and honestly no one of them had model-looks or were something I would brag about.
Many women are just plain looking, and I rarely meet girls that I would want to settle for… It’s actually quite fucked, because you want to get hot chicks, put some serious effort into it, and then the reward is: Mostly average chicks…
the FEW REALLY really hot girls are really hard to get…
Like you wrote there’s a surplus of good-looking men… I see a lot of good-looking guys with average and maybe slighly chubby girlfriends because they can’t find better.. lol
With all that said:
It’s actually not that hard to get laid in Denmark. Many girls fuck around from an early age. No relgiousness, or any other supressing force of sexuality… But it isn’t sure is not the capital of the hottest chicks around thats for sure!!
Copenhagen is actually the BEST place to pick up “hot” women in Denmark, since it’s the biggest town and there’s naturally more women in there.. But also because all women from around the country moves there for university.
BUT.. imagine how it’s like in the smaller cities outside copenhagen? The provinces?! Thats fucking mediocre shit!
Well, I can’t do anything since i live here.. But I will continue fucking danish women, since It’s the only option I have. I hope I’ll find some delicious hot danish pussy though… in the pool of average chicks!!
The first time I read ‘The Misandry Bubble’ I said to myself: “Everybody must read this and realize the truth”.
Almost one year later, I spent eight days translating that article on spanish and today, It is online for all the spanish talking people.
Link on my name
La primera vez que leí La Burbuja de la Misandria me dije a mí mismo: “Todo el mundo debería leer este y descubrir la verdad”.
Hoy, casi un año después, y luego de haber pasado ocho días traduciendo el artículo, ya se encuentra en línea para que todos los hispano parlantes puedan leerlo.
Link en mi nombre.
@48″I’m talking about a sort of hybrid, a blend of Nordic and Slavic features, light of hair and eyes but long and slender of limb with a symmetrical, pleasing countenance, straight nose and high cheek-bones, and luscious curves set in an otherwise slender frame..Ehm.”
Agree! Some Finnish girls with Scandinavian features are really cute.
Whilst I haven’t been to Denmark, I did have the unfortunate experience of meeting a Danish “woman” during a trip to Colombia. I’m not a fan of white women/Western women in general (I’m white too) and the last thing on my mind especially in somewhere like Colombia is trying to hook up with a white woman, Loneyplaneteer on crack, “I’m not a tourist, I’m a traveller” type. Talk about a revolting personality. She was physically ugly – big nose, bad skin, red face, non-feminine body, but my God, could she alientate people.
I mentioned to an English woman I was talking to (also another, cold as ice, charmless, European backpacker who was probably there on the look out for dark skinned, Colombian guys half her age) that I had been flying in another part of Colombia beforehand. The Dane then proceeded to tell me all about an area I have some experience in – without once looking at me. When I enquired if she was a pilot too (I strongly suspected not) she stated she knew about it as she had heard about it – all the time looking at God knows what in the distance. Now, if this ugly, borderline autistic, asexual waste of space was a representative of Danish women, then God help Danish men.
Roosh should probably stay out of western europe (excluding italy)altogether, since scandi girls are actually the best looking ones. yea, i know it’s pretty bad.
Denmark is a free country. Roosh doesn’t have to stay in a country with so many ugly, fat and unattractive women.
PS, I wonder if Roosh really is that attractive himself ?
[Roosh: No I'm very ugly, but I have a large penis.]
You’re about to die Rooshv..
All your crap….
You’re about to die…SOON
Omg are you an idiot ?!
Im a Danish girl , and imm not fat and ugly.
How about you people from USA you have the high score of fat people in your population. I think you should stop talking about others when you don´t know anything.
It is as true as it gets.
I myself live in Denmark and get along well with the ladies, but they are very independent and very empty. It’s just sad and they always think they’re right. For them there is ik difference between men and women.
their behavior is just like men. the farts, burps and other male stuff
Well, someome here in the comment series had writes “and the scandinavian infamy awaits” and yes, is does, since your post had been posted in a danish national media, who is in a regular basis posting stories about other fuckers like you!
Well but you know what, it take a man, to handle a strong, selfconvidence, indepented woman, said by and other proud dane. And since your not able to do so, your actually more woman, than a woman themself. And because of that, your starts crying about, that others is stronger than you.
By the way, no, danish womans in’snt the most easy to get to at all. Well, you can buy everything in America, and if you pay enough for a woman, for a whole night in a bar, or just beside a woman other there. You have a much “greater change”.
But to finish it. You have never been in Denmark, and you haven’t differently not tried a woman from Denmark. That comes cleare, when you say, that they are actually more fat, than in America.. Americans eat burgers, like danes drinking!!!!, Your whole population is filled with fat womans! That can be enough of them in a household, to make a boing crash!! And you are even absolute the most fattest nation in the world, while Denmark isn’nt even occurs on the top 10 list.
By the end, I don’t hate Americans at all, they are fine and lovely people… I just hate to listning to a motherfucker like you.. IS a do over!
You are a fucking idiot!
Really? I think there most be a girl here from Denmark there have fuck your life up! You are really not normal. People are different, so you can not write like that! Danish girls are not same? And it like that in the whole world. But what can I say. We need not people like you, with a bad life!! :-) We have it nice, and there are so MANY other people there love Danish -girs ;-) But don’t write like this another time, it’s fucking bullshit. And people will not think wrong about us, but YOU! ;-) Have a ”wonderfull” life!
I think you are blind stupid and brainless,this normally happens when the subject try to think whit his dick, it has no eyes nor brain.
So – being a dane, im totally subjective. Surely danish women are powerful, but if you want something sweet, soft thing that purrs in you lap, get a kitten. I find girls that are not steamrolled, intimidated or blasted away much more interesting, and lo and behold, most “sexy” girl in movies little boys dream off, are independent, strong asskicking personas… Id rather be challenged by uma thurman than having to deal with a sludgy, slurry, whiny, meowing candy floss that never question anything i do or say – booooring. So yes, i somehow understand what you mean, yet i arrive at a different conclusion. An ugly. Ahem. Denmark has a fair share of top models, some with iconic status, such as helena c. But oh no, she is not a pushover either. Too bad for you, too awesome for me. I like “al dente”, because i do like to use my teeth (metaphorically speaking). To every man his taste.
As a Dane and a human being, I can only laugh. While I understand that you don’t find Danish women attractive, it is a matter of taste and that is individual, I find it hard to believe that all the women you saw here were fat and ugly. I mean, were you spending all day at McDonald’s? Like in every country in the world, we have fat women, skinny women, ugly women, tall women, beautiful women, short women etc. I myself have never thought of American men as attractive, they just don’t appeal to my taste, but that doesn’t mean that every time I have visited the States, I write an angry article about it. A couple of years ago I went to Australia and was surprised to find that I was not really into the guys there, I always imagened myself loving Australian guys, but no. Again, did not make write hatefull things about Australians, they did just not appeal to my taste. From what I get from your above article, you have a preference for Middle-Eastern girls, they are all over Copenhagen. I mean, did you walk around Norrebro with your eyes closed? To me, you sound angry and bitter about rejection, very unattractive
The unbelieveable lvl of STUPIDITY exposed in your “article” makes me long for the day in a few 100 years when the male species will be extinct! Did a Danish girl turn your ugly @$$ down? Did you have a problem scoring with the well educated, intelligent, independant, not easily impressed Copenhagen women? Obviously you did or you wouldn’t have bothered wasting that much energy on that ridiculous post!! And the fact that some guys her just take your words at face value makes them just as stupid. Who died and made you the expert of pulling? Who exactly are you to be teaching anyone anything about getting laid by hot chicks? Why are you afraid of showing your own (ugly?) face here? My guess is a fat ass 32 year old unemployed American loser staying with mom sitting on her couch 24/7 watching American football on tv eating popcorn and drinking beer out of a can burping and smelling.. Good job “Roosh”! Feel free to stay the **** out of our beautiful country – none of us would ever touch a filthy bum like you anyway!! Ppl like you make me sick!
It is said that you mirror yourself in a Danish woman…
I simply don’t agree. I’m living in Denmark, and I can’t understand how you’ve come to this conclusion.
Wow, you are perhaps the biggest trashtalking motherfucker i have ever see. You know obviously nothing about thw women in denmark. You talk shit about denmark even though the US contains the biggest amount of fat chicks aka grenades in the world.. Holy fuck! Scandinavien chicks will and are the hottest in thor world. Ask almost everbody in euope. If you have only been in denmark 1 or 2 times and you think you know everything about about danish girls you need to stfu and gtfo and fetch me a sandwich. Bitch. Over and out!
You must be the most ugglyst man in the world, an unable to get a date. The woman in Denmark and rest of scandinivia is the most beautyful in the World… Unlike USA, who have the biggest girl/Woman in the world. Woman i Denmark go to fitness 3-5 times a week. The prostitute in Denmark is 90% girls from other contrys. So fuck you, and dont get back to Denmark, we dont want guys with a little dick……
first of all, you might consider once more why some of the most beautiful women (in considertion of what most men says) in the world rejected you? ;-) either you are just extremely ugly – I think both- or the danish girls have a little more taste in choosing men, as you are such a huge sexist who generalize about 2,5 women to look the same – fat etc. (http://videnskab.dk/krop-sundhed/alle-bliver-fede-i-fremtidens-usa – this is a science magazin saying that about 86% of all amarikans will be overweight in 2030). so leave your little dick in USA where you can bang ugly people,the fact that we are only about 2,5 women means that we have to save our looks for the best – in this case obviously not you ;-)
Most of the women in Denmark are actually very beautiful but it’s the way they dress that makes them ugly. They don’t wear a good make-up (usually just mascara), they have bed hair (and NOT in a good “I just got fucked” kind of way) and they dress in manly clothes (aka “vintage”) which means it’s something they’ve found in their grandma’s closet or in a Red Cross Shop.
In general oversized clothing is really popular and if you don’t match your oversized shirt with a tight pair of jeans (complementing the tight ass she has from hours of spinning in fitnessdk) and a pair of high heels.. Well, then you look like a dude. I think it’s got something to do with being taken seriously as a woman. Because of the “Jante Law” women want to be accepted as equal to men and in their mind can only be so by dressing like a man.
I drove through Copenhagen with my old grandmother who hadn’t been in inner Copenhagen for quite some time and she was shocked by the way the girls dressed: “They dress horrible!” to quote her.
I must say, as a danish girl, I agree with this guy who wrote the article. The girls here should step it up and explore the wonders of a pair of Jimmy Choo’s! And danish girls has the most horrible personality in the world acting like complete psychoes and has in all forgotten what it means to be a woman and feminine. And when a girl finally makes herself look stunning and beautiful she will get hate from other danish girls because they feel ugly. It’s complete bullshit. Usually you say that women dress to impress other women and not men. In Denmark women underdress for other women. Welcome to idiocracy!
In general, though, girls here are NOT overweight AT ALL!! This is wrong wrong wrong. I think the oversized clothes and big boots makes them look like they are bigger and that’s where they go wrong.
If this succeeds in keeping Americans out of dk, I can only see it as a positive thing
The story about your stay in Denmark is hilarious. Being a danish woman, I take it all as a compliment:)
Here is a reading tip for you:
It is exciting, well written, funny, and with a surprising ending…
Have fun in Eastern Europe
Best Wishes from Lærke
HAHAHA Roosh u just don’t know how to get a girl :)
I wouldn’t say that if I came from America
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