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I stumbled on a web site which shows how you will look in 30 years if you submit a photo. I was a little bored so I submitted the following photo taken in January 2007 when I had short hair.

oldroosh.jpg

This is what it spit out as the future Roosh…

newroosh.jpg

:shudder:

This Labor Day weekend I will be deeply contemplating my troubled future.


 
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19 Comments »
1 Krinky Krombo
August 29th, 2008 @ 10:49 am

Why disappointed? Your blowup doll turned into a dog! That’s so cool. I say you’re on the right track.

2 phi
August 29th, 2008 @ 10:58 am

being nick nolte in 30 years can’t be all that bad.

3 Triumph
August 29th, 2008 @ 11:41 am

In the future – FREE RENT!

4 JT
August 29th, 2008 @ 11:42 am

Hey, at least you’re not living in your dad’s basement any more! Question: When you get hungry, do you sell the laptop, or go Korean on Fido?

August 29th, 2008 @ 11:57 am

That’s not so bad, at least you’re still Tech savvy :)

CrazySphinx’s last blog post: ATM People.

6 Sparrow
August 29th, 2008 @ 12:26 pm

LOL :))
You call that a short hair??

August 29th, 2008 @ 12:48 pm

hey man, at least you have a dog.

8 Steve
August 29th, 2008 @ 2:36 pm

Hey keeping a Dell laptop working for 30 years is no small feat.

Does future-you wax his arms??

9 Hope
August 29th, 2008 @ 3:29 pm

I think it’s a Gateway in the before picture.

10 DuncanIdaho
August 29th, 2008 @ 5:32 pm

Dude, you lost the blow up doll and the hair off your arm. Not good, not good.

11 Will
August 29th, 2008 @ 5:47 pm

I should come over and cock punch you for using a gateway as recently as 2007

and who cares about the looks…how do you think your game will be in 30 years?

12 Roosh
August 29th, 2008 @ 6:46 pm

Hey don’t bash the Gateway. It survived south america and is chugging along nicely approaching the 2 year mark.

13 bolson
August 29th, 2008 @ 8:30 pm

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14 Anonymous
August 30th, 2008 @ 2:36 pm

This site, about 4 months ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpraJYnbVtE

August 30th, 2008 @ 5:06 pm

at least life is simple, but if you ever need money for soap, send me an email. bad body odor is never ok.

Ava V.’s last blog post: This Makes My Mouth Water.

16 Eugenius
August 31st, 2008 @ 1:13 am

this is too funny

17 Hee
September 2nd, 2008 @ 11:07 am

R.v.
i would like to try my future look ^^;;;;

http://blog.naver.com/screenwiter

visit my blog. you can see 8years old picture of me & my book covers.
damn!! writting English is so hard!!

18 Mule
September 2nd, 2008 @ 11:53 pm

Wow Roosh You have some hairy ass arms. Are you 1/2 squatch? just wondering?

19 Anonymous
June 28th, 2010 @ 5:28 pm

Dude, I got a really good laugh out of that. XD

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