Drunk Girls Are Not The Easiest

South American girls don’t drink nearly as much as American girls. When I was in clubs down there I’d imagine how much easier my job would be if they didn’t nurse their drinks. How many more bangs I would have if they didn’t average only two or three for the entire night!

When guys asked me what the deal was in getting with foreign girls, I complained about their slow drinking and how it was harder to get down to business. But was I really getting more in the States because the girls there drank more?

I don’t like to make conclusions with looking at the data, so I reflected on circumstances surrounding the first times I had sex with American girls. First thing I immediately realized was that I never banged a girl who was trashed or shit-faced. This is probably because drunk girls are almost impossible to game. They can’t maintain a conversation, can’t stand straight, and are like retards in how they process stimuli. I believe guys perceive them as easy because they are nearly unconscious and will not be able to put up a strong fight on the way to a bedroom.

(If you want to look at how cockblocking evolved here, look no further than the drinking habits of American girls. If there wasn’t a cockblocking mentality then there’d be a million rapes every weekend because so many of these girls are too immature and stupid to ensure their safety by not drinking to the point of blacking out. They need to babysit each other like little children up until at least their late 20′s. But it’s when girls unnecessarily cockblock, which they do out of habit, that provokes annoyance and sometimes anger from men like myself.)

For my study I chose a sample size of five American and five South American girls I most recently banged and rated them on their drunkenness at the time of initial penetration. Here’s the scale I used:

1: Completely sober.
2: Two drinks. More outgoing and chatty.
3: Tipsy. More flirty with slower movements.
4: Very tipsy. Eyes closing, problems speaking.
5: On the verge of passing out or puking.

Let’s start with the American girls first.

American Girl A: She was drunk enough that The Rookie almost got some right after me. Score: 4
American Girl B: Mostly sober. She kept saying “I don’t usually do this.” Score: 2
American Girl C: She had a few strong drinks. I noticed her speech ability decrease slightly. Score: 3
American Girl D: Sweated out much of the alcohol by dancing. No obvious sign of intoxication. Score: 2
American Girl E: Just a tad tipsy, but otherwise very coherent. Score: 2

Average American score: 2.6

Now for the South American girls.

S.A. Girl A: She was very tipsy when I met her, but the night I hit she only had two drinks. Score: 2
S.A. Girl B: She walked nearly half a mile to my place without any difficulty. Score: 2
S.A. Girl C: We had a glass of wine and then fell asleep. We woke up a couple hours later, completely sober, and did the dirty for the first time. Score: 1
S.A. Girl D: I bought a lot of booze in the hopes of getting her drunk, but she didn’t even finish the first drink. Score: 1
S.A. Girl E: Did it the morning when we were completely sober. Score: 1

Average South American score: 1.4

My sample set says that, on average, American girls are twice as intoxicated as South American girls when I have sex with them. Since these aren’t standardized for time, I cannot firmly conclude that girls who drink more are easier (though I think it’s safe to accept), but I can conclude that American girls are more comfortable having sex under the influence. Alcohol is more of a sex lubricant to American girls while for South American girls it’s dancing or simply nothing.

South America was the first place where I’d kiss or fuck girls who were completely sober. Developing game in the United States I had a belief that alcohol was essential to intimacy, but I understand now that it’s a cultural phenomenon, albeit one that cannot be ignored. While you don’t need to get American girls drunk to fuck, you should drink to connect with them at night. You can cover your sobriety by lying about how you’re the designated driver or what have you, but truth is no girl wants to fuck the designated driver. In South America you can take a girl for a walk in the park and then hit for the first time. I’m not exaggerating.

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    Hey Roosh,

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  • http://www.thegmanifesto.com The G Manifesto

    Your results are even more skewed because you rarely buy girls drinks.

    “First thing I immediately realized was that I never banged a girl who was trashed or shit-faced.”

    Again, if you are not buying girls drinks, she is sobering up while you are Gaming her. If you keep the drinks flowing, you are more apt to swoop more faded girls.

    “This is probably because drunk girls are almost impossible to game.”

    This only applies to if you run into the girl for the first time and she is faded.

    If you have been drinking with her, its a different story.

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    Good point. More alcohol doesn’t mean an easier lay. If I’m trying to bring a girl home from the bar, and I think I got it in the bag, I try to deter her from drinking much more. Bring her home while you can before she gets too drunk…

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    There was a study that proved that if a woman has at least one drink a month(or two?), then your lack of facial symmetry lowers from her perception.

    She will view you as more facially attractive.

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    @Tyler- True, I think that after a certain point it’s best to just let her think she’s getting more drunk so she can justify sleeping with you. As you buy a round of vodka tonics at the bar, ask her to get you a napkin. When she turns away you can motion to the bartender with a neck cutting motion, indicating that she is through. He will then just pour her tonic water with a very small amount of vodka. She’ll never know the difference but the night will go better ;)

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    “If a hot chick sees you hanging out with an ugly/mediocre looking girl will she feel less attracted or even repulsed by you? Would it consequently be much harder to bang the hot girl?”

    Depends on what your reputation is. If it’s solid, then she’ll ask “Why is he with her” or “What does he see in her” and not “Ew I don’t like him anymore.” In most cases it doesn’t hurt a man unless the girl is especially hideous. Being with a 6 will help you more than being with no girl. Being with a 5…. neutral.

  • therealdeal

    While you don’t need to get American girls drunk to fuck, you should drink to connect with them at night. You can cover your sobriety by lying about how you’re the designated driver or what have you, but truth is no girl wants to fuck the designated driver.

    I agree with you however, I m really not a fan of drinking, I like to have a casual beer or glass of wine at the most…I m quite sensitive to alcohol and it affects my sexual performance when exceeded. how can I circumvent it? now I usually order a perrier and if she asks why, I tell her it’s been a while since I had one…

  • http://www.thegmanifesto.com The G Manifesto

    therealdeal,

    Order a soda water with a lime, and if asked, say its a vodka soda.

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    Thanks. You’re digging deep into the intricacies of cultural game.

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    “If a hot chick sees you hanging out with an ugly/mediocre looking girl will she feel less attracted or even repulsed by you”

    One thing all chicks are aware of is other girls having fun. So if you’re with a girl and she’s laughing and having the time of her life the so called nosy hot girl is going to be curious and interested no matter what the girl looks like. Assuming she’s not a beast.

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    Drunk girls are better then sober girls.

    Sloppy drunk girls are stupid.

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    No offence man, but that quote is kinda sad “Developing game in the United States I had a belief that alcohol was essential to intimacy, ”

    Plenty of girls fuck without getting drinks

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    Yeh Gmanifesto but when you tell a women that, there is a high chance that she says

    “oh really, can I have a taste?”

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    threaldeal-

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    therealdeal,

    “Yeh Gmanifesto but when you tell a women that, there is a high chance that she says

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    That’s ok. A top shelf vodka, soda, lime tastes almost identical to a soda lime.

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    it doesn’t matter if there is alcohol in it or not, she will act more drunk anyway

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    Bongo has a good point. If a girl is staggering, slurring, or ready to vomit, I consider her No-Go. A) How good is she really going to be in bed and B) What if she decides the next morning that there is a 30-Day Return Policy on sex?

    Consider the reasons -why- girls drink. 1) Social lubrication, in which case a couple of drinks will make her loosen up and help your chances. 2) As an excuse to cover social mistakes. 3) Because she is an alcoholic; just because she’s a cute co-ed doesn’t mean she doesn’t have a problem.

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    how is 22 different that 32 besides the 32 year old being sexually worthless?

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    @ Anon: How are they different? Their drinking habits are different, their life experiences are different. They are more mature and more financially secure. They usually have less to prove.

    Stow the Evo-Psyche shit about desirability. I’ve fucked women in their thirties who were more fit, mature and intelligent than most of the worthless co-eds I went to college with.

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    max: worthless college co-eds? Are you smoking crack? girls 18-22 are the hottest they will be in their entire lives. that is the peak of their physical attractiveness. if you want to fuck old 32 year old hags go ahead. fucking idiot.

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    Anon: Yes, worthless co-eds. Inexperienced drinkers, no rhythm in bed. Timid, awkward, frantic . . . and not as permissive with the more violent fetishes.

    Your experience is apparently limited, so your insult falls on deaf ears.

    People don’t reach full physical maturity until their mid-late 20s. Couple that with the added sexual experience and confidence. I’ll pass on the under 21 crowd.

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    max: whatever you say fag. i will be happy with the 18-22 year olds. you are probably black that is why you like fat women. or you are mexican. if you think kim kardashian’s fat ass is hot you have serious problems.

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    American girls aren’t the only cockblockers. I met a group of five college girls on a beach in Ecuador, three of which were smoking hot. I selected my target and she invited me to go dancing that night with the group. She and I had our table away from the group. We had a some drinks, danced a little and ending up at my cabana. We were both naked, things were getting hot! I was going down on her, she was moaning then someone was banging on my door.The four girls were downstairs, pissed off I went to investigate. The friends were there with a couple of boyfriends and were accusing her of being drunk etc, you know the drill. (By the way I think the girls were a little turned on when I answered the door drenched in sweat and wearing nothing but shorts, but that’s another story) Anyway, I decided it’s best to retreat and live to fuck another day, which we did the next day and back in Quito. If you’re like me and prefer sweet, white latinas, go to Quito. Just get a taxi to an upscale area and hang out. If you have blue eyes you’re golden, if not just speak English and go from there. I’ve been all over South America and girls there almost always invite me to their home and they break out the food. They are so nice and welcoming – by the time we go to lunch/dinner I feel like I owe it to them. Also, no need to go to clubs/bars. When you’re in a crowded (safe) neighborhood get out a map and act lost. Is there a university nearby? Even better.

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    How about you learn to develop meaningful relationships with members of the opposite sex?

  • Big C

    What’s with all the mudslinging, gentlemen, come on now. Roosh V is all about love and spreading the world on self-improvement and improving your odds with the ladies.

    Let’s respect one another.