I’ve been inspired by Arjewtino’s gay picture to post two of my own.

Out of hundreds of photos that have been taken of me and my friends, these two were taken at the exact right moment to maximize homotron-ness. I’m not proud of them, but their stories must be told.

This was taken at Dragonfly almost two years ago. My appearance would be seen as normal had it not been for my friends Lindsey Lohan pose.

The second photo was taken at a happy hour last year. I really don’t know what I was thinking, cradling my friends head like that. I’m not sure what he was thinking either. You can tell he’s really snuggled up in my arm because his face is all squished. That’s Sally the intern in the background.

And that’s all I want to say about that.

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The second pic is not that bad…
But the first one… The chest/breast push-out pose is a tad on the femme side….

What ever happened to Sally?

hott.

Is it just a coincidence that you are wearing the same blazer in both of your gay photos?

niether of them are as “gay” as that photo you have in the “friday night” post.

That is straight out of the “cobalt” folder on your “C” drive.

It looks like you just got a rub and a tug.

I got my eye on you.

I think the gut thats with you in the second pic is hot

I’m a top commenter. I don’t know what that says about me.

Nice angle. How is the ponytail?

That second one is the sloppiest photoshop job I’ve ever seen. I’m also making a mental notice not to accept offers of practicing trust falls at any more HH’s.

Why do some men lose it and start talking about how they love each other and everyone and everything when they get drunk?

I have also heard some “pretend” to be gay to somehow thrill women…? (Question is: are they pretending? Is this some sort of emo thing?)

Why do you look so uncomfortable?