I want to get laid
But these girls are sitting down
Hand party at home

Rating: 2/5

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funny haiku

A disgusting, hurtful post. Please delete at once.

sounds like you weren’t trying so hard…and why the hell you would go to gazuza if you wanted to get laid is beyond me. don’t you live in Maryland? plenty of desperate females at Union Jack’s on a Saturday night.

I enjoyed this.

JBFC, welcome to free speech. meanwhile, funny commentary put into a haiku.

Gets to the point of what needs to be said I guess.

Sorry the action is so slow for ya.

Yes I’m sure the skanks at Gazuza are offended.