Over the past year I’ve been much more open to getting into a relationship with a girl I like, but unfortunately I can’t tame the dog inside me that wants to fuck a new girl every other week. So my current game strategy is to get a girl-next-door type who isn’t a club rat and treats me well and then return the favor by taking her out, pleasuring her, and caring for her when she has the sniffles. During that time I lie and creep on the side with random girls.

Obviously I don’t think cheating on a girlfriend is morally wrong, but I do think it’s wrong to bang your girl without a condom and then creep without because you’re exposing her to diseases that could create an uncomfortable situation. But besides that I feel very little guilt when I cheat because my main girl will never know. I keep it locked down so tightly that it would take a lottery chance event to get me. The result is I get to fulfill my perverse needs while having something stable with a girl that I care for. That’s win-win… unless she finds out. Here’s what I do to make sure that doesn’t happen:

1. Get started on the right foot. Do not get into that pattern where you must talk on the phone every day. To accomplish this you’ll have to state that you need your “space” early in the relationship, that you don’t want it to get into that friendly boring zone where you’re talking about what time you woke up and what you had for lunch. She’ll honor your request but slip and send frequent text messages, which is fine—it’s easy to creep with another girl when all you gotta do is send texts.

Also, if you want to actually have the ability to cheat, you need time not only to meet other girls but to take them out on dates. This means you want to get into no more than a twice-a-week date pattern with your girl, one date on the weekday and one on the weekend. Resist her efforts to see you more by saying again you need space and are the loner type that feels smothered easily.

2. Don’t give her access to your phone or computer. This is how 90% of guys get caught cheating. They left their phone laying around, unlocked, and the girl finds incriminating text messages. It’s easy to brush off female numbers in your phone as old, but not a text message stamped yesterday where you confirmed fresh plans. Either delete the text messages manually before you see her or lock your keypad. Fail to do either and you will get busted eventually, guaranteed. Girls are savvy with cell phones and only need sixty seconds to sift through your messages or call history.

I’ve caught two girls messing around with my phone. Once I went to go wash my cock after sex and came back with my phone on the floor instead of the nightstand. I guess she panicked when she heard I was finished with washing my cock and threw it on the floor. The other time I spent the night at this Brazilian girl’s house and woke up in the morning with all my clothes gone. I walked around her place dazed and naked, wondering if I just got got, and found her sitting on the bathroom toilet going through all my shit.

For your computer, log off your email account when you know she’s coming over and then launch a different browser that you never use. While it would take time for her to sift through emails if you slip to the bathroom, girls go straight to the Sent folder to gather evidence. I’m certain that the female species plays dumb with gadgets and computers on purpose so that we leave our things laying around. Also lock down anything else that could get you in trouble like Skype (call history) and the secret pick-up blog you operate.

3. Don’t create a lasting impression with her friends. While some guys will argue that a way to win a girl is through her friends, I only find that to be the case with very young girls around college age—once she’s in her mid-20′s she doesn’t seek as much approval from her friends as before. If you’re meeting her friends for the first time then show up in an outfit you never wear and also a slightly different hair or beard configuration. You don’t need to wear a disguise but appear a little differently.

The reason is that her friends are spies and when you’re creeping they may spot you and then immediately rat you out. By looking different and not making an impression, the goal here is they don’t recognize you when you’re creeping. It also offers a layer of plausible deniability because you can say that you were experimenting with a new look when you met them and they probably confused you for someone else. Furiously deny it was you that they witnessed making out with another girl. You have no other choice, not matter how obvious it was you. Be like the United States government where photo or video evidence is required to pursue torture charges.

4. Do not mix dating venues. You want to have two parallel sets of venues to minimize cross contamination. If you take your girlfriend to the same bar as your creep girls, a bartender or regular may accidentally out you, or tip her off while you’re in the bathroom. We all know those don’t-date-him girls who’s life mission it is to warn other women of cheating men.

5. Don’t frequent her regular spots. This doesn’t need to be said but there is an exception: when one of her spots is a place you can get laid like a champ.

In Rio there is a club where, as of this writing, I have a 33% bang rate. This means every three times I’ve went, I banged a girl. There’s no way I’m going to stop going to a place like that, but the success I had at this club could easily lead to my doom.

Here’s how I have avoided problems: I’d go without telling my girl and for the first hour I’d be diligent about scanning the room for her or her friends. As the night went on, and the chances of her coming was reduced, I’d ramp up my game and start touching girls and going for kisses. If I know my girl likes going to the place at 1am and it’s 2:30am and there’s no sign of her, I can get sloppy without any fear. Of course I always scan, a pretty paranoid way to mack, but that’s what it takes to not get caught cheating.

6. Pick a friend who will be your go-to excuse for why you can’t hang out with her. It’s best she has met the friend but I’ve invented guys as well. Be consistent and have him be the excuse whenever you didn’t want to hang with her. Examples:

“Friday I’m hanging out with Steve but how about Saturday?”

“Steve wants to go to Sushi on Tuesday night to talk about some girl problems so let’s do movie night on Wednesday.”

“Sorry I didn’t answer I actually hung out with Steve in this lame club and didn’t hear the phone ring.”

Never allow her to join you with Steve, explaining that he doesn’t like being the third wheel. Add that you need guy time to do some male bonding, to talk trash and just be men.

What’s going to happen is she will develop a deep hatred for Steve because she thinks he’s keeping you away from her. That’s not a bad thing because Steve will be the channel for her hate. Feel free to milk this by making it seem like Steve has an influence over you since he’s “cool” and “fun.” Many of my friends in D.C. would use me as their Steve and I can tell you that a dozen girls still hate my guts because of it.

7. Be mindful of when you blow your load. If your girl expects a gallon of cum on her face when you bang, and then this one time have a trickle because you just got done banging another girl, warning signs are going to go off in her head. Therefore regulate your horniness and sperm quantity. If you know it takes two days to recharge after a lengthy sex episode, then allow that much time before banging a mistress and then your girl. This is why when it comes to the weekend I always try to put my girl on Friday. If I bang another girl on Friday then I will show up in her bedroom on Saturday already sated and she will pick up on it.

8. Try to bang your mistresses at their places. You don’t want her to leave something behind like a bobby pin, unique perfume scent, or blood. Also realize that a girl can tell the difference between a strand of her hair that is hers and one that is only 5% different. If you have to bang a mistress in your place then commit yourself to a CSI-like clean sweep afterwards. Do not get lazy at this step. View your room from many different angles, get on your knees, and go sniffing around everywhere. Flush used condoms down the toilet and put the wrappers deep in the kitchen trash can.

9. Construct and rehearse your alibi. Anticipate what questions your girl is going to ask and have simple, quick answers to them. For example say you went out on a Thursday night after telling your girl you’d stay in. You met a girl in the club who bit the hell out of your neck in the heat of passion. You brought her home and she turned out to be a flooder. The sheets were destroyed.

Let’s focus on each aspect of the situation. If she asks why you didn’t answer the phone or call her back, say you wanted to stay in but Steve called and begged you to go out because he’s trying to get this girl that has an ugly friend. So for most of the night you had to talk to a fatty, but you wished you were with her instead. The club was so loud that you didn’t see the call and by the time you noticed it was too late to call back.

Second, the scratch on the back of your neck happened when you were in the kitchen. You left a cabinet door open and when you reached down to pick something up off the floor, you come back up right under it and caught your neck. Of course you will wear a collared shirt to cover it up and prevent her discovery, but if you never wear collared shirts around her then she will be even more suspicious if she catches the scratch. If you have a sister and can borrow her makeup this may also be a good play, or just go to the nearest department store’s cosmetic counter. I’m not joking.

Third, the sheets. In America you can do a wash and dry load quickly, but in countries without a dryer it has to hang for quite a while. If she insists on coming in during the late afternoon before it dries, say how mad you are at the maid for dicking around and always coming in on the wrong days.

You’ve closed the gaps. Otherwise it would be a very damaging situation. While subconsciously she will know something is going on and be moody and testy, consciously she will accept your airtight alibi and things can proceed as normal.

10. Don’t let guilt change your routine. After a successful creep you’ll probably feel guilty for cheating on such a nice girl. You’ll then feel compelled to make a surprise phone call, be more affectionate or loving, or even buy her something small like a chocolate truffle or rose. Resist this urge and proceed with your normal routine because girls can sense when you’re doing something out of the ordinary. She’ll know that you are trying to relieve your guilt, and while she may not automatically assume it’s from cheating, she’ll know you did something wrong.

When you get good at cheating, you also get good at identifying cheating along with the precursors of cheating, like when she meets another guy that she’s attracted to. In due time you’ll be able to piece together storylines. For example let’s take a look at this following hypothetical situation:

Friday: Your Brazilian girl texts you from a party, says there are “a lot of gringos.” Stays there late.

Saturday: You send her a text at 6pm but she waits three hours before replying that she was “sleeping.”

Following Friday: She says she’ll be busy Saturday, but doesn’t say with whom. Even though it’s easier to say “I’m going out with Stevie,” some girls have trouble lying.

Saturday night: She says she is free.

Likely Story: She met a gringo on the first Friday and he asked her to a coffee date or drink early Saturday evening. There he told her to keep the following Saturday free but eventually flaked on her. This means she’s actively looking for better. Either you step up and offer more of her core needs (without being needy about it of course), or you can say fuck it, get a couple more bangs, and move onto another girl.

Besides concrete evidence like a text message, email, or hair clip, your girl will never have 100% solid proof against you. By being an accomplished liar, avoiding sloppy moves, and covering holes that develop, it becomes very close to impossible for her to catch you. All this so you can have your cake and eat it too. I think it’s a good way for a man to live, but if your ass gets caught don’t blame me.

P.S. If you liked this post then I think you will like my book Bang, a collection of simple but powerful techniques, moves, and lines that make it easier for the average 20-something man to be more successful with women. Topics in Bang include discussion of the alpha male, effective opening lines, conversation themes, getting phone numbers, detailed dating strategy, and much more.

Complimenting the book is my Game Tips Newsletter. It's free and your first newsletter will be about how to meet girls in coffee shops. Following that will be newsletters on dealing with flakes, handling cockblockers, and meeting girls in foreign countries, among others. Your email address will always remain private and you can unsubscribe at any time. To subscribe put your first name and email address below and click the button.

Related Posts You May Like: What To Do If She Has A Boyfriend Michael Phelps’ Girlfriend Sponsors Until You Try To Bang A Girl Feminism Destroys Men?

Game Tips Newsletter: I send out a biweekly email newsletter with subjects such as How To Handle Flakey Girls, 7 Tips For Incredible First Dates, How To Pick Up Girls In Coffee Shops, The Reason Why She Isn't Calling You Back, and much more. Learn how to subscribe.

You’re a talented writer and know a lot about game, so I usually agree with what you say. I can’t here though. It might be different in foreign countries, but why don’t you just date multiple people, with her knowing? I found that if you act like it’s normal to see several people at once from the start, then she has no choice but to accept that if she wants to date you.

I’ve tried cheating, and it’s not the guilt that got to me. It’s the stress. While girls might be aroused by the forbidden aspect of cheating, it just became stressful for me to hide everything. I spent so much time keeping my lies in order that I could of spend meeting other people.

She was in the bathroom toilet going through your shit? Ewww…

All good advice but I simply have a different frame, with simpler outcomes:

I wait until I’ve banged her a few times, then subtly reveal that I go out and meet lots of girls. I also subtly let her think she is my only LTR and thus in a priveleged position.

I also make it clear that nobody anywhere has any control over my life whatsoever.

I’m still field testing this, but I suspect that so long as (i) you don’t rub her nose in the creeping (ii) you project high value and (iii)she knows she will lose an ultimatum, then she’ll go along with it.

Working so far. Will amend it if it stops working.

Krauser’s last blog post: This is day game!.

ive aready told my girlfriend of 9 months that i flirt with other girls often. its just the way i am. her answer was. i know you love me, so i know you wont do anything stupid. i would never get this answer from a american girl. i dont know if its normal for turkish women..but when she is jealous of other girls..sex gets more interesting..its like she knows to step her game up the date after im with another girl.

This breaks my heart. I know you don’t write for women so my opinion means little to you but you’ve just lost a reader. I typically follow your blog with interest, even though I often disagree with you, but this really just makes me sick. You hate on jaded women all the time. I’d suggest we were never this way until we were scorned by men who think just like you.

This is a good one and a great accompanied piece to “How to Swoop Tons of Different Girls at the Same Time and Not Get Caught”

http://www.thegmanifesto.com/2009/11/how-to-swoop-tons-of-different-girls-at-the-same-time-and-not-get-caught.html

The easiest way to avoid this is to not have girlfriends.

- MPM

The G Manifesto’s last blog post: Mardi Gras: The G Manifesto Way.

Roo… is right i would never date a guy who wanted to date other people…
If i did it would be just because i’m bored and i would never let them touch me
They can beat it.

Roosh, Like Jason (commenter 1) said…you’re a good writer, with a lot of insight and wisdom regarding Game. You’ve helped a lot of men and even women with Bang, helping guys to start approaching in the first place, and the women who want to be approached by these guys. You’re passing on a skill-set and info that, for some reason isn’t transmitted culturally anymore.

That’s why it’s disappointing to see that you’d condone and promote cheating?? You’re all about being an Alpha and a “real man” but that also means having character and self-restraint. Not just going for instant gratification and self indulgant behavior.

If you want a relationship, have a relationship. If you want many partners do that. But what’s the point of deception and hurtful behavior.

You recently wrote a post about what’s wrong with Amer. culture. Cheating, lying, and deception are a big part of our cultural decline. Great – Now you’re contributing to that.

This post is nihilistic, and the disturbing thing is you’re definitely smart enough to know that.

Obviously I don’t think cheating on a girlfriend is morally wrong, but I do think it’s wrong to bang your girl without a condom and then creep without because you’re exposing her to diseases that could create an uncomfortable situation.

Condoms only cut the herpes transmission rate by 50% and you can give it to her without having experienced any symptoms yourself. HPV is similar.

Thursday’s last blog post: The Types of Female Stomach.

i wouldn’t date a guy like roo either…
Selfish, dishonest and too into himself.
Funny that roooo and loser sound similar

But i do like saying roo

LOL @ the haters.

Roosh you once wrote a post on haters and how to properly hate on you and I think someone read that and the same person is commenting.

Dear Roosh I’ve been a fan and a loyal reader for the past 10 years, I went to middle school with you and once bought you a shot at the bar.

After saying that, this post makes me sad and upset… blah blah blah I’m so disappointed in the man you’ve become.. you fucking hairy asshole.

Anyway, nobody else sees the humor of this post coming after Valentine’s Day

I think there is a time in your life where you just come to the point that it’s going to take a special girl to prevent you from banging other chicks. You just get so jaded and scorned that you almost become sociopathic.

After years of seeing the crazy shit bitches do and how betas just get run over, you become this man of no heart. You see what this whole deal is. Bitches trying to lock you down for stability, kids and ego…..and guys just trying to get laid and find that one girl who strikes their emotional chord.

Problem is, the more chicks you wax, the harder it is for a girl to play the emotional guitar that makes you want to settle down.

Older the I get, the more I don’t care. I think all women are cheating whores who would trade me up in a second for some professional athlete rich guy, so why not keep it real from the beginning?

Unless you like wearing latex gloves and casually have a UV lamp with you when you creep on girls, this sounds like a time-consuming, stressful and LAME pasttime. smell tests of different zones? disposal of evidence? pushing your friend under the bus? wear a disguise? keep track of your loads? not FUN, which should be the point of picking up girls.

ps. is this post actually a joke?

I’d really love an age/race/location description from the guys protesting this post. I’m used to guys protesting loudly about stuff like this in public in order to put up a good guy image, but it shocks me even on an anonymous forum where they could speak freely that so many guys are so openly appalled by this post.

what are the ages, races and locations of these guys?

Is it some kind of money saving scheme not to have a couple of fresh changes of bedsheets around? Come on, don’t be that cheap they’re not that expensive. Especially not the jungle or bird themed ones…

or maybe it’s chicks posting as men for some reason to prove some weird point?

i disagree with your comment that no quality girl would put up ith a person knowing they see other people. i might not have my game as tight as yours. but i know how to play my cards. the girl im seeing doesnt like that i might see another girl, but she seems needy enough to accept it

Chicks dismiss the sheer amount of work it takes for a man to become good with woman. It is equitable with being a good door to door salesman. The sheer amount of rejection, dealing with inane conversationalist, dealing with cockblockers etc.

Most women on the other hand, particularly American women don’t care about learning a skill set to have a man DESIRE to remain faithful. Instead, they take the easy route and appeal on a sense of a man having a moral obligation to be faithful.

American women want to be loved, but do not know how to be lovable. In the mean time, chicks should be a little less like Maureen Dowd and a little more like the chick in this song.

Just Be Good To Me

Instant Classic!

“A man is only as faithful as his options”
-Chris Rock

And it’s no coincindence that women become more faithful as they get older. That’s because they get uglier – it’s not by choice.

I want to see some guy look down a 23 yrd old knockout for more than 12 months. Aint happening bro. Too many dicks being thrown her way. My attitude is either play the game knowing how it’s played or get run over; it’s your choice.

Most people who rage against cheating are people that can’t really get laid when they want.

If you think your average looking 150 lb brunette girlfriend wouldn’t fuck Derick Jeter or some toned out surfer, I have some metro accessible real estate in Georgetown to sell you.

It’s played or be played people. Nice post Roosh.

“For your computer, log off your email account when you know she’s coming over and then launch a different browser that you never use. While it would take time for her to sift through emails if you slip to the bathroom, girls go straight to the Sent folder to gather evidence. I’m certain that the female species plays dumb with gadgets and computers on purpose so that we leave our things laying around.”

That’s real talk. I once had a broad that acted like a damn Luddite when I first met her, but then I caught her sifting through my gmail chat logs once and later once I broke it off found out her ass was up on Skype and mad other apps.

Cinque Powell’s last blog post: Valentine’s Day Game.

If you live in the DC area I would think it would make sense to have multiple girls who live in different regions. For instance, have a girl in DC, Maryland and Northern Virginia. For the most part, you’ll never have to worry about them coming over the border to catch you with another girl.

Porkchop’s last blog post: Valentine’s Day – Aka The Day I Brought The Tyrannosexy Back.

This pretty much sums up what’s wrong with game. It’s all about pretending you’re something that you’re not. You’re lying all the time. Only sociopaths can keep that up for long (and have _no_ cause to complain about being lied to themselves).

It sounds like common sense, but it’s insane how many guys don’t do this right.

phillipmarlow’s last blog post: John Stossel Lays It Down.

LOL@ the judgemental pricks and haters. Having a loyal girlfriend and creeping on the side is the best of both worlds. Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it. Keep doing your thing, Roosh.

Lock your phone and turn it off the moment you enter intimate settings.

Do not let her use your computer. If you must, create a guest account and password protect your own. Avoid using hers.

Really? You’re blocking as spam, comments that adhere to your comment rules?

Great advice Roosh.

And the good thing about Latin America is that there are security guys down the buildings, usually (although I’m not sure about your quasi-favella building :-). The best is to tip the guards sometimes and brief them to always say that you’re not home to anyone that shows up when they know that you’re already with a girl…

When you don’t have security and your girlfriend can come up knocking at your door unexpectedly, it is not good…

It happened to me once in Europe after a one year relationship and I was in bed with a Brazilian model. It was a mess…

Actually even if you have a guard who would call you to say that someone is here to see you, I don’t know how you would deal with it since your girlfriend would already know that you’re in the building…

The only way is to never open the door when your girlfriend comes to your place unexpectedly, if you have a guard or an interphone (if you don’t, you’re screwed). The only way I can think about to justify it is to say that you are working “on a project” with a friend and you don’t what to be bothered, in a somewhat angry way. But that will make you look like a fool to the girl you’re with and it will piss your girlfriend off.

Anyone has a better idea ?

creeping. a great manly pastime

Your thinking is too logical but women don’t need logical strings of evidence to find you guilty. They already know what type of a guy is likely to cheat – selfish, too full of himself, etc.

Actually, I’m about to use some of this advice soon but definitely not going as far as the jizz count.

My solution for this problem of wanting to be in a relationship but also wanting random ass is to only date bisexual girls. Most girls (I’d say 80%) are at least bicurious and if you have game converting that into a threesome is pretty easy. Then it’s just a question of managing the situation and making sure that she doesn’t have jealousy issues.

Hammer’s last blog post: Psychoanalysis Game.

I’m willing to bet that although you don’t value honesty or fidelity, you expect that your future girlfriend does, which makes you an amoral hypocrite.

Hey Roosh, great post. But do you have any posts on jealousy? I’m having a hard time getting over a girl, we’ve broken up but the jealousy lingers

Love your comments Tampa..priceless, thats exactly how I feel it, the more I know about women the less I care about loyalty and honour or any moral concepts, which only seem to be one directional roads to getting dumped :)
Dont know if I would go for the LTR and girls on the side, guess there is still some part of my disney brainwash program keeping me from that. But I am not looking for a LTR anymore, think the best man-life is to be highvalue and eat of the woman buffet… lets face it if it wasnt for their pussy we probably never talk to them anyways.

Man, this is so true….and exactly what I do. And you even touched upon the subtle things like, not changing your attitude. Sometimes you feel a bit compelled to do something nice after you bang some slut in the ass….but I always think, “Would I normally do this?” probably not, so I don’t.

For anyone who hasn’t cheated on their gf’s but think they want to, here is something to note. You might feel guilty the first 3 girls, but by the time you hit 4, you don’t anymore. And don’t EVER underestimate where another girl’s strand of hair could be hiding…CSI sweep is required, nothing less…

Tyler’s last blog post: Picking up girls while on dates.

The truth is so much easier to do.

Plus woman always know when you cheat they can smell the sex.

So really not fooling anyone and she will be looking for payback one day more than likely or be able to guilt trip you.

If the truth be told there is no guilt for real and then you won’t be as tempted to lie to yourself either.

Having two phones is also an option. You can say one is for work calls (really for mistresses) and the other for personal life.

All great advice. It’s amazing where a girl’s hair can get to after just spending one night at your place.

The only thing I would add is that you have to be careful which friends (and more importantly, which “acquaintances”) you let your main gf be around. White-knighting betas, women, and players alike will rat you out, albeit frequently for entirely different reasons.

This may be a bigger problem in DC, than in South America, since it sounds like you roll solo most of the time down there.

The best ‘cheaters/liars” are, of course……Girls

””””’Giovonny
11 minutes ago
The best ‘cheaters/liars” are, of course……Girls
”””””

Well the best at lieing to themselves anyway. When a new guy killed their man and then took over before she had to tell herself that she actually loved the new guy and somehow it was her choice. Guys have more than likely always been honest as the penalty for failure is death so no point in beating around the bush or looking for hair folicles he he he

As far as mitigating getting caught, I will also add:

1. Sit with your back facing the room in a restaurant if you’re out with your concubine

2. Don’t sit near windows with your goomah

3. Let your main squeeze know you have some personal activity two or three nights a week (i.e., boxing, language class) that you actually never go to but use for date nights with your comfort women

4. Have multiple facebook pages and email addresses for the bimbi

“3. Let your main squeeze know you have some personal activity two or three nights a week (i.e., boxing, language class) that you actually never go to but use for date nights with your comfort women”

Wow. This is straight out of my playbook.

Except I do box and study languages.

- MPM

The G Manifesto’s last blog post: Mardi Gras: The G Manifesto Way.

Good tips on the phone and computers; I’ve got a guest log-in that I switch to whenever I have visitors at my place. It’s spotless, so they never get anywhere near my email, actual browser history, or porn stash!

This is terrible advice, and cheating/creeping is not ok. Life involves compromise, and if you have to hurt someone you (ostensibly) care about to get what you want–hot, sweet, loyal girlfriend + some on the side–then you are doing something wrong

Whatever happened to personal integrity??

i can’t believe that more here don’t find it appalling to encourage, defend, and devise ways to more effectively cheat on your “girlfriend.” It’s pretty appalling and depressing. There’s enough pain and loneliness in the world as it is…
i guess i’m extremely naive.

@tiger woods
“i canâ��t believe that more here donâ��t find it appalling to encourage, defend, and devise ways to more effectively cheat on your â��girlfriend.â�� Itâ��s pretty appalling and depressing. Thereâ��s enough pain and loneliness in the world as it isâ�¦”

The more people sleep together, the less loneliness there is in the world :-)

Sneaking around running paranoid CSI checks is the opposite of being an alpha male.

Sneaking around running paranoid CSI checks is the opposite of being an alpha male.

Nice try, but no.

Dont you have to have a girlfriend first in order to cheat on her? When was the last time Roosh or any of these self-labeled players had a serious girlfriend? Meaning emotionally invested. Cheating on your girlfriend of 2 months is a lot different than cheating on your girlfriend after 1 year.

Teaching guys how to cheat on their girlfriends? Wow, this site has found a new low. It was already in the gutter, but its just gotten further down, if possible.

Aren’t honesty, loyalty and integrity alpha traits? Being an alpha isn’t the same as being a pick up artist.

The number of people who dont realise that this is tongue in cheek is amazing

“55 Lumiere
The number of people who dont realise that this is tongue in cheek is amazing”

I thought was something else in cheek.

My general feeling is that if you want to sleep with different girls, don’t get into a relationship, period. I just don’t lie to women period. Okay, maybe little lies here and there, but nothing major. Lies just complicate my life needlessly and I don’t want to deal with that. I’d rather just be upfront and tell her I’m not looking for anything serious and I’m only open to casual relationships. Maybe that’ll change in the future, but for now it’s casual only. Many girls would be cool with just that if they got nothing else going on.

The nature of man is to have sex with multiple partners. PERIOD.

Sometimes, he is so exceptionally well with one girl that he can refrain from having sex with others for a little while, without suffering. And this is usually the best times of a man’s life.

This is the simplest truth that every man knows deep inside, although many among us have been brainwashed by feminists to believe that masculinity has changed now…

All over Latin America and Africa for instance, places where feminist has not yet been too intense, men tend to have a stable partner and to have sex on the side.

They show respect to their partner by hiding the fact that they have sex on the side. They are not little pussies who have to be “honest” and torture their girlfriends with details of their sexual life with other girls.

This is ALPHA behaviour…

Even if your girlfriend thinks she knows that you sleep with other girls. NEVER admit it (even if she finds you in bed with another girl in the morning, like it happened to me). You will only make her suffer and ruin things further…

@58

I agree. In Latin America, it’s pretty much a given that alpha men with wealth are going to be getting some ass on the side. As long as they are taking care of their kids and wife, it’s somewhat socially acceptable, even expected. It’s like that in many other countries in Asia, Africa and even Europe. Pretty much any country where feminism hasn’t taken over the culture.

I’m not telling dudes it’s great to out and cheat on their wives or even encouraging it per se, but different culture deal with it in their own way. Male sexual nation is difficult to suppress, yet most guys want to procreate and pass on their genes and you need some family stability to raise kids. Thus the mistress culture.

So it’s OK to lie and cheat because it’s human nature and “can’t be helped?” How pathetic.

[...] has a post on how to cheat on a girlfriend without getting caught.  I won’t discuss 1) screening out [...]

“In Rio there is a club where, as of this writing, I have a 33% bang rate. This means every three times I’ve went, I banged a girl.”

Would this place be called HELP? j/k

[...] Here is what Roosh has to say: “Do not get into that pattern where you must talk on the phone every day. To accomplish this you’ll have to state that you need your “space” early in the relationship, that you don’t want it to get into that friendly boring zone where you’re talking about what time you woke up and what you had for lunch. She’ll honor your request but slip and send frequent text messages, which is fine—it’s easy to creep with another girl when all you gotta do is send texts.” (emphasis mine) [...]

Loyalty is not an alpha trait. Think about Lions where you pretty much have the Alpha male with every female in the herd.

American society is extremely intolerant of polygamy , in many other societies, men are expected to have mistresses if they are of any value.

I think that the post covers the basics. I would say that for the casual relationshippy thing, this is morally okay. But for a marriage where the stakes are higher, not so sure.

man i really need yo help every time i try to play two girls i end up getting caught i dont know what im doing wrong please help me

how do you go from a gallon of cum to a trickle? u must suck at sex. i could fuck at least 20 girls to your one and recharge in about a hour. hes fucked at least 60 girls so far in his life and hes not even 18 yet. you eat hairy dick. get a life without so much cock meat in it. im gonna fuck your main bitch right now got to go

i meant i have fucked

Hum.

I’m in a long term relationship. My gf has never cheated on me (i’m pretty sure, I was paranoid enough to, er, almost spy on her.)

I’ve wanted other girls. Sometimes still do. But my GF is frickin hot, 5 years with her and she’s still the gal I most want.

You guys should stop justifying yourselves. “Man are naturally blah blah we need to fuck loads of girls!”

Man are also natural killers. How about it, let’s go kill some kids!

There is instinct and there are valours. I’m not against casual sex or multiple relationships. Hell, I’ve had my fair share.

But I don’t lie. Seriously, that is being SELFISH. And I don’t mean the healthy manly selfish, I mean the: “I don’t care about anyone else but me.”

C’mon Roosh. Love is important, people are important. We should never hurt them just to satisfy our random urges.

How would you feel if your girlfriend got anal banged everynight and lied to you? How can you accuse women of being liars and society to blah blah heading down to Satan, you’re just as worse.

Your fans are probably going to call me a hater now. But it’s just my opinion, it saddens me.

You’re not different or better, you just get what you want more often. At least sexually.

I’m happy, I mean, i’m as happy as anyone can be. People rarely admit it, we play victims, but I admit it, I’m happy. And I’m happy with my long term girlfriend, I’m happy not having to lie, and feeling good about myself every night before I sleep.

I had sex with 72 girls before I met her (not at the same time, aw, and yes, I counted them, lame I know.) Lost my virginity as soon as I entered college and got together with Sara in the senior year.

Other people deserve happiness too. Would you make your little nephew suffer, your mom, your dad?

What’s so different about other people. You’re supposed to share positive emotions.

I’m not against polygamy. I’m against hurting people, hypocrisy and lying.

@Ian

I’m happy that you’re still emotionally and sexually happy after 5 years (and your GF too…). You’re a very lucky man with a beautiful woman you love. Unfortunately it isn’t the case for everyone…
And then, if one wants to stay in a LTR but can’t help from having girls on the side, it is much less hurtful to lie than to tell the truth to your GF.

whoever wrote this is an idiot. you arent a man, you’re a coward. the way you and others on this wall speak non-chalantly about hurting women is embarrassing. a real man courts and cares for a woman. a consuming, degenerate coward consumes women.

you guys always remind me more and more of wwf superstars. you want all the women and you want to backstab people and get everything your way, and you play this big tough guy game and talk about how much of a man you are. you arent a man…you’re a joke and a coward, and i feel bad for how badly your life is going to turn out.

some of you guys need this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK_fgKEDEv4

That was an interesting youtube video on men.

Now to learn more about women, you might be interested in reading that:

http://www.csbruce.com/~csbruce/seduction/get_laid/

So my Google search was “my girlfriend and mistress get period at same time” and I came across this website/article. My search query was fucked up enough, but finding and reading this article made me feel even more fucked up. Ya, I feel a lil’ bad cheating from time to time, but to see words on paper detailing all the things you are doing… shame sets in hard. Real hard. In the beginning of the article I’m laughing, “oh shit I do that too!”, but by the end of it I’m embarrassed, “shit! what am I doing?!”

I don’t even know where cheating comes from in me. I’m not even one of those dudes who are all about getting women or something on the side. Shit, I barely care about sex. Cheating just happens to happen. Sometimes I wish I would just get caught already, at least it’ll be a new challenge

[...] STUPID cheater. Cell phone calls and text messages are one of the easiest ways to get busted due to the incriminating trail of evidence they leave behind. Anyone with an IQ above their height in inches would use prepaid phones. Nagy said federal privacy [...]

you should just break up with your gf and fuck whoever you want to.
girls are whores
and some arent
a SHITLOAD of men cheat
but some dont
thats just how it is
we generalize
thats just what everyone does

I have an iPhone and want to be able to text and call and send pictures with a “friend.” Is there a way to do this without leaving a “trail of evidence” on the phone bill? Apps that don’t show the phone number maybe? Or maybe IM?

Using a prepaid phone is one way to avoid a trail of evidence. Another is Google Voice. I’ve been using it for over a year now and its a great tool/service to have when creeping or if you have a double life. The only thing that sucks is it doesn’t support MMS (picture and video messaging). Voice and sms/texting works great though, people can’t tell the difference (as long as you don’t use the default voicemail greeting that is).

If i could kill you and get away with it, i would and laugh as your blood seeped through the earth into hell

why cheat? Ive found you can talk latin girls into threesomes..the more into you the more they are willing to experiment. And Im not talking dogs here.

I second killing him and watching his blood drip into hell.Now the degeneration
of American culture has given them many faults and turned many into whores.Which is not a quality I like or find particularly tolerable in a women call me old-fashioned but i don’t but at least there not hypocrites.You utter waste of a human being WHAT RIGHT HAVE YOU TO LECTURE ANYONE ON WHAT MARRIAGE MATERIAL IS WHEN YOUR GIVING POINTERS ON HOW TO CHEAT ON THEIR GIRLFRIENDS.Do you collect the tears of the women whose hearts you breaks so you can drink them later you probably do you sick bastard.

wow, maybe you can give the woman who loves you herpes! or maybe even something fatal like aids! fuck you asshole

“wow, maybe you can give the woman who loves you herpes! or maybe even something fatal like aids! fuck you asshole”

Only if she’s lucky. :troll

How can you “cheat” on someone you are not married to?

You are not obliged until there is a ring.

thank you, this helped a lot! now i can successfully cheat on my girlfriend =)

I know is somehow out of subject… but does love exist? If guys would leave their girl for one more beautiful if they can and girls would leave their boyfriend for someone with better career, or more money. Whenever a hot chik is with an ugly guy its because he has money… im 15 years old and just triying to figure this :S

whoaaa, i randomly came across this and i was like WTF.
whoever wrote this is seriously disgusting…
and definietly has ISSUES!!
what type of person gets a sweet, “girl-next-door” type of girl, and hurt her like that.
you must be a selfish monster!
you are really F*CKED UP!
i dont care if anyone thinks im a “hater”
because you are a disgusting human being. and you are a discrace to MEN.
you aren’t even a man… you are a little selfish boy!
thats my honest opinion for a very honestly gross boy :)
THE END.

You will most certainly get laid this way. The sexual pleasure you receive will be great. But the price you pay will be your inability to trust other human beings. You will be alone, moving from girl to girl, living in fear of her cheating, looking at your male friends as rivals and enemies, incapable of trust. Alone. It’s more sadness than glory. For all parties involved.

Thanks for this. I revisit this every so often to keep myself sharp.

One more thing should be added to this list. DO NOT HAVE A FACEBOOK!

I deleted mine the other day for the specific reason that it is way too easy to be caught cheating if you have a facebook up with loads of pictures of you and your girlfriend while youre trying to talk to some other bimbo.

Wow! What an incredible way to remove all of the fun and excitement out of the most important human interactions! I can only imagine how lonely you must be..

I sincerely hope all of you bastards will get caught by your faithful and loving girlfriends. I hope they will cut your balls off.

If you want to have as many contacts with females as possible then don’t get into a serious relationship in the first place or make an open-relationship agreement in the beginning you sneaky losers!

Or I hope if you love your girlfriend she will surprise you in the worst way possible – by not giving a damn and cheating on YOU.

umm, you don’t think maintaining this freaking blog doesn’t put you at risk??

You realise that women can be very good at detecting a liar. You obviously have no idea how females work. We are a lot more talented at detecting a liar through the males facials, gestures and body language. We know because our brains search for detail, while the male brain searches for solutions. You wonder why we talk to our girlfriends all the time about things you can’t understand.
Cheat if you want.
Cheat on the girl that is loyal to you and that trusts you.
Who you are really lying to is yourself. She will catch you one way or another. Some faster than others, but you can never hide the truth from a woman.
Just know that you are more likely to grow old alone. If you want to cheat, don’t have a gf in the first place. Y’all are what the whole world labels “pig males”, you are what makes the human race weak

A few of the comments stated that it is not a bad thing if a male cheats on his girlfriend because it is an alpha trait, like that of lions; the alpha lion helps himself to as many lionesses as he chooses to, because that is the way of nature to spread the seed to keep their species alive and strong

From a biological point of view, I understand that the males’ goal, to keep the species going is to spread his seed to as many females as he can to produce strong healthy offspring.
What these males that made these comments don’t understand is that:
1. We are human beings: We are a type of animal that feels and expresses emotion it doesn’t matter whether you are a male or female. We are all so different from each other, have different interests, different traits, different beliefs, different everything. Unlike animals who largely survive on instinct, primal instinct, the instinct to survive through reproducing with an many healthy beings of the same species, no emotion attached. We are humans, we learn by socialization, we have a very weak sense of instinct. As human beings we are lead by feelings, thoughts and what we have learned, how our culture is etc. We are the only animal that feels sympathy and empathy. When you cheat on your girlfriend, you are not only lying to her, which through human socialization and culture is wrong, but you are also hurting her, hurting her being. You are influencing this person who loves you, trusts you and is loyal to you to feel a very, very ugly emotion. An emotion that is likely to scar her, scare her from future relationships because she begins to learn that her future partners will do the same thing to her, she will never be the same again. I actually really think this an excuse for males to be selfish, comparing themselves to a lion, which is not legit as they are different species, and have very strong instincts. Think of the penguin, think of the dolphin, they also have “life” partners they mourn for in their passing. They are males and females and have these life partners for whatever reasons the have to keep their species alive, they don’t cheat because they are not weak.
With human thought, emotion etc we have the choice to make human choices. With choices we make, if brings us further emotion and thought. These males that cheat and make the excuse that they are “alpha” are weak because they are giving into selfish, compulsive urges that in our culture are considered our weakness.
2. Times have changed: Though a long, long time ago we lived in caves and other things, and had limited technology and the males would hunt, fight, and would not show emotion to other humans, and the female would nurture the children, create alliances with others of the same species and look after the nest, it is not the same today.
We have evolved after the past thousands of years. We are considerably taller that ancient Greeks, and the female shape has become more straight. We do not have the same shapes we have that we had thousands of years ago. The shape of Marilyn Monroe for example. The 70% hip to waist ratio is considered the ultimate human female shape because it shows the male that she can bare the children, that he is more likely to pick the hourglass shape, over the straight up and down shape.
How many people do you know today that have a perfect hourglass shape?
You are more likely to find those of pear, apple and ruler.
This is because humans are biologically changing, our species is evolving and we are not as gender orientated as we used to be.
Don’t get me wrong, we still have that slight primal instinct in us that separates males from females, such as; the way females talk a lot (to create alliances with the other females while the men were out hunting of fighting) and the way that most of the gamers are male- for example Call of Duty (due to the fact that killing an enemy over the computer is like killing an enemy in real life), but these days you can catch a female working in Automotive, or a male who designs clothes, you can’t use the lion as an excuse now.
In todays society and culture we believe that males and females are equals. It is morally wrong to cheat on a partner due to the fact that relationships and emotions are important to human survival and each individual because we are naturally sympathetic and empathetic beings.

In my personal opinion.
I pull a huge middle finger to those who cheat, and pull two to those who make exucses for the reasons they cheat, and say there is nothing naturally wrong with it.
If Sociology was a person, they would kick you out of the human race.

Thank you for reading

Like you book bang could teach a man to pick up me..
You can’t win a good girl like me with lying just to get me in the sack and then ditch me the next morning.
You would call girls like me a bitch
but then you would call girls that put out a hoe.

I walk down the street, i get whistled at, i get double takes, but what you men don’t realise is that i am the one with the power.Females are the ones with the real power.
I could make you do anything i wanted you to do. Pout my lips, arch my back, wear a push up bra.. i will make you drool.. but then i will take it all away from you.

But this isnt even as close to the feeling that a female feels when she is cheated on

>>We are human beings: We are a type of animal that feels and expresses emotion

The difference between mammals and reptiles is precisely the capacity to feel emotions…

@lika…
that doesn’t even make sense.
if Roosh has a degree in Sociology maybe i may listen to him about Alpha.
There are so many things that can disprove the fact the men need multiple partners.
As i said, what about male penguins, male dolphins?
The have life partners, and i said that they are not weak because they don’t give into cumpulsive selfish urges which our culture believes that aspects like this make the human race weak.
How are you Alpha if you are giving into cumpulsive urges, making excuses to why you a cheating on someone that cares about you. THAT IS WEAK and i honestly laugh at all who make the excuse they are alpha to go out and cheat… weak.
You are no lions. Lions have courage, if you had courage, if you werent scared, you wouldnt do a CSI sweep.

and “They show respect to their partner by hiding the fact that they have sex on the side. They are not little pussies who have to be “honest” and torture their girlfriends with details of their sexual life with other girls”
When you are ina relationship with a woman, a closed relationship, there are always silent rules that are set up. These rules are 1. be honest, 2. be loyal, 3. be trustworthy. If these rules are broken, that is a disrespect to the other partner whether they are male or female. Its just up to the other person how much they will take of it. Sometimes its small things like lying about you taking out the trash, and sometimes its big things like lying to someone that you didnt cheat on them. That is the most disrespectful thing. You are breaking all 3 silent rules of being in a closed relationship.

I admit i have broken a few rules to my bf of 3 years in the past. But the difference is, i owned up to it, i said sorry for hurting him and i will never do it again.

SELFISH, COMPULSIVE BEHAVIOR IS NOT AN ALPHA TRAIT

at least us females will be the ones that won’t grow old alone.
You males that cheat will
because you are the type of people that turn women lesbian
and all the other women will be taken by men that REALLY care about her.

Roosh…
what is up with how you talk about “cheating on a girl you care about”
Obviously if you cared about her you wouldn’t cheat!

Man sometimes i think males have no brains

And another thing about the whole penguin and dolphins that mate for life, and dont cheat because they are not compulsive and selfish, because they are not weak.
I have found some more animals that mate for life:
Gibbon apes, wolves, termites, coyotes, barn owls, beavers, bald eagles, golden eagles, condors, swans, brolga cranes, French angel fish, sandhill cranes, pigeons, prions (a seabird), red-tailed hawks, anglerfish, ospreys, prairie voles (a rodent), and black vultures — are a few that mate for life.

ohh would you look at that, there is an ape in the description… arent we more related to apes and doplhins than we are to lions? hmmmm

http://www.wonderquest.com/

who would want to be an aplha male, when you can me an omega male.

Omega males are a lot more attractive.
They dont cheat on their girlfriends, but they eat the aplha male for breakfast without the ego.

Omega males are the males every chick wants.

Aplha males as the above says, are weak

This is hilarious! Wish I was a guy so I could pull shit like this.. Infidelity is so sexy ;)

At least for me, cheating is not that good of a deal, because I don’t like the guilt. So I do this: Many women wold welcome a second girl in the bedroom if they felt safe enough regarding your feelings and if you know how tho make her think it was her idea. So, after subtle suggestions and opened talks, I got my last three stable girlfriends not only enjoying a threesome, but picking up the girls too in some cases (this is a good thing because it gives them confidence that they are in control). Of course, you don’t have to exaggerate and she must be “the main course” in the bed. If you know how to reach deep in their minds, you will find out that most girls are a lot kinkier then the men.

Very well written. I worry about my sociopathic tendencies–feeling disconnected from the ideas I was / we all were raised in. I suppose it’s natural discomfort to break away.
I feel like by maintaining such a superficial relationship (perhaps that’s the wrong adjective) you miss out on some of the experience. It’s nice having a girlfriend that becomes incorporated into your life, becomes your friend, etc. Perhaps it’s just a matter of priority. I wonder if there’s a way to develop the quality, or bond, friendship, whatever, and still be able to disconnect yourself enough to engage in physical satisfaction. Directed at OP: do you find your LTR offers similar benefits? I feel like even objectively looking at time put in to a relationship, building your connection and such would make it hard to be successfully employing these tips. As I said, maybe it’s just a matter of priority. I guess I just wonder whether it’s really having your cake and eating it too? A serious question, I’m legimitately curious. And following that, I wonder if there’s a way to approach this with a different style of LTR in mind. Obviously the danger of exposure goes up ten fold once she’s integrated into your day to day life. Something to think on. Thanks for the thoughtful post, and again, it’s really a pleasure reading intelligent literature.

Have you ever actually loved a woman? Or even regarded one as a human being?

This is an essay by Paul Graham on how to intelligently (and more effectively) disagree. This is aimed at the comments such as “Have you ever actually loved a woman? Or even regarded one as a human being?”. Check it out, it´s well written and educational:
http://www.paulgraham.com/disagree.html

I love how women come on here and talk about integrity and morality.

It does not occur to them that what “you don’t know cannot hurt you emotionally”

Like men should waste their lives having sex with the same women. BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!! They fail to realize that a man cheating on you does not necessarily mean there is something wrong with you. He just likes variety. however women lack the logical intelligence to comprehend this… so it does not suprise me to say the least.

@ Anonymous 96

You are comparing a human man to a Gibon ape and penguin. Are you serious. You even said that those animals dont give into selfish urges as men do?
Are you serious or are you mentally ill? How does the behavior of those animals translate or have anything to do with a Man desire to have multiple partners.

Seriously, I think you all need to read this:

http://xiaxue.blogspot.com/2010/07/how-to-not-cheat.html

Maybe that will make you males less stupid. She gives you steps on how to not cheat. It’s step by step so you will be able to understand it easier. -_-” Cheaters do not have courage.

READ IT!

I am surprised that this topic has not come up before. But if you want a girlfriend and you like to have sex with other women you need a bisexual girlfriend. Then you can both meet other women and if everyone is comfortable then have a threesome. Maybe there was another post about this topic.

Men that are insecure about their sexuality and ability to keep a decnet woman engage in this type of behavior. It’s sad. Men do not act in this fashion but overgrown boys do. Women, don’t waste your time, there are decent men out there that are good looking and kind. Don’t settle for creepy STD seeking freaks like this guy! That is unless you are an insecure, then by all means, hit up this loser!

This has to be a joke.

How sad that this all passes for ‘game’. Not right really.

Women think it’s so easy for men to just suppress their genetic, innate desires to procreate with multiple women. The truth is, if a man could get away with it and not get caught and not feel remorse, they would. EVERY man would. It’s in our genes to do so.

Maybe let’s compare this to overeating. I think a lot of American women could understand this. You shouldn’t eat that doughnut or the chips or the chocolate bar, but they are addictive, our brains tell you to eat it because in past times people needed to consume all the calories they could to ensure survival. But it makes you fat; ruins your health; makes you far less attractive; decreases your lifespan; gives you bad skin; gives you diseases – this list goes on. Why don’t you just stop doing that?

Well the numbers say it’s not that easy. 64% of American women are overweight. Almost 2 out of 3. I would bet _at least_ half the remaining non-overweight women have a genetic advantage to prevent this, and probably a third are young and will eventually be overweight. So let’s say maybe 10% of women are able to maintain a healthy bodyweight from will power and determination. 1 out of 10. Great numbers.

Now imagine a desire 10 times as strong! That is the desire for men to have sex with multiple women. This is in our genes because in times past it was in the best interest for the survival of our species. Our lives are centered around sex. Wars are fought over it, empires are built, lives are destroyed, because men love sex more than anything else. Men will blow themselves up for the promise of virgins in the afterlife. I personally know men that have given up all friendships for a woman(sex), moved across the country away from all family and friends for a woman(sex), bought cars just to impress a woman – I could go on and on.

There are a few reasons men don’t cheat and it’s not bravery or courage. The first is because they risk losing the source of sex they have – most betas are worried they won’t find another. The second is social pressure – they risk being outcast and labelled a ‘cheater’ and looked down upon. The third is personal remorse that has been brainwashed into them by society. They have been told since they were children that they are a bad person if they cheat. Finally, money – if you are married or common law like many people, for some reason women get half your money.

So why can’t women understand this and let men be men? In many societies (Latin America, parts of Europe, Africa, Asia), cheating/a mistress is accepted. At the end of the day, if a man comes home and is there for a woman, why can’t he have sex with others? Most women hardly care for sex except to help them start relationships. At least not on the same level as men. Why do women here just have to look down on sex, instead of trying to be constructive about it?

There’s a great episode of South Park about this, about celebrity sex addicts. The government claims that sex addiction has been brought to our planet by a wizard alien (that it’s not an inherent part of male behavior). All the men play along, and create a SWAT team to hunt it down, then proclaim the end of sex addiction. It’s great because it shows how silly our culture is ignoring reality. Saying that these celebrities have problems when they are just doing what most men would do in their position. Denying that every man is a sex addict, which we are. Women have to stop looking down on us, calling us weak etc, simply because we are following our instincts. Make allowances, it’s not such a big deal. Figure something out because denying the truth does nothing. If you really think that all it takes is will power, then get back to me when less than 10% of American women are overweight just because of willpower. Not going to happen.

So….men aren’t actually capable of love. They want sex much more than love and companionship. I get it now, thanks guys.

I hope you get castrated.

What Melanie said.

YEAH. WHAT MELANIE SAID.

LOWLIFE.

Ridiculous post with godawful grammar, and a dishonourable premise.

You shame all men by being a bad sample yourself. Not only are you afraid to come out of the closet, fearing you will lose your girlfriend (and you will), you are actively advocating your poor life style choices to others.

I’m glad you use condoms, because it minimises your partners’ risk of STIs and it prevents your sociopathic genes from being multiplied.

Polygamy can work, but is based on one important tenet: that you can take care of all your spouses the same, materially and emotionally. Also, the spouses obviously know about one another. There is zero parallel with polygamy and your situation. You want the emotional security you get from your girlfriend, and you want the excitement of a new sexual partner every time it suits you. Your relationships are entirely on your terms and involve no compromise on your part. Thus, you are asking all your sexual partners to compromise for you. And you like it. That is not the mark of a man, that is the mark of a child who throws a tantrum if things don’t go his way.

Sociobiology is not a well-respected field of science. You cannot invoke this ‘science’ to back up (or denounce) your behaviour; men and women cheat at the same rates and for similar reasons. SB is merely a just-so story to justify certain commonly held stereotypes (that men are natural cheaters, and women unnatural cheaters, for instance).

You will lose your girlfriend, if you haven’t already a long time ago. Karma is a bitch.

My wife and I have both agreed if we need a fuck with someone else then we go fuck. We are not falling in love with our fuck partners and it is only a 1 night thing. We don’t introduce our fucks to our friends or our children. They don’t know where we live. Usually this happens during business trips or we hunt together during vacations.

As a couple gets older maybe they get more realistic. I think what slips most people up is that they get feelings for another person that they are sleeping with. This is simple hormonal response and to get rid of that is by not sleeping with the same person more than once.

Hmm…any woman will still catch a man (or should I say boy) who follows these rules simply because….any man who always keeps his phone locked and/or glued to him is keeping a secret…any guy who mainly texts is keeping a secret…many woman nowadays can tell when things are going on…”intuition”….woman also tend to sometimes “check up” on their man purposely or to surprise them…oh and who knows maybe she doesn’t care about you and ALL this space you need because she is getting some on the side since you are not giving her enough attention…oh and lastly…maybe you didn’t learn this in school BUT you CAN get HERPES even using condoms and we all know you cannot get rid of that STD…so creep if you must, but it is a lot easier to just date multiple people and have fun instead of being deceiving a partner that has no idea and possibly giving someone an STD that you can get from “safe sex” or as I say safer but not completely safe…

I have a better solution to the guilt issue – don’t feel guilty about it. I have the nicest, kindest, most loving, caring understanding girl in the world. And given the chance, I would fuck a donkey-girl if I didn’t think she’d find out. Guilt free.

No guilt, no change. Just have to worry bout the physical evidence.

when my man cheated on me and i found out i got 4 guys to hide in my basment got my man for sex pretended i wanted bondage tyed him up to a chair and fuck the 4 guys in front of him hahaha but then one of them got me pregnet

[...] fuck her at your crib. Roosh has solid tips for going CSI on your apartment. I’m not a detail person, so there’s no way a stray hair or ear ring won’t show [...]

Wow guys, thanks for helping women getting you caught when you cheat.. you truly are as stupid as you seem ;) And then you wonder why you get caught almost every time *rolling eyes*

Dude! Thank you!! Best advice ever!

Hello there guys. You boys are not truly looking at what you are doing. Talk to your girl about things don’t just think she going to go crazy. I did with my man and you know something he gots a lot of cake and he still got me. He is very spoiled and he had more then 4 in a bed at one time. Now guys would you like that or the other. Because if my man cheating on me without me knowing I would cut his balls off and hand them to him. Just saying think about what your doing and how it may hurt you.

all men are animals. they’ll fuck anything that moves, will cheat if they know they can get away with it. and because of this, i treat men like animals, cos none of them deserve to be treated like human anyway. sometimes i purposely go out of my way and seduce married men, just so that i can puncture holes in his balls with my spikes. the feeling u get when you know you’ve destroyed a cheating man’s testicles, it’s fucking overwhelming :)

You’re all fucking idiots

Guys do what you gotta do, but girls are way ahead of you. But the thing with us is, we fleece you for cars, money, mobiles whilst we do the rounds. Men are dumb fucks!

@avis: Love not only exists, it can even be purchased, and often for less money than you think. Maintenance can be tricky at times, but if you approach the situation with the right attitudes, you have a good chance of succeeding. Roosh seems to like the Latin women, but I have found the most love amongst German girls, particularly Porsches and Shepherds. I’m with a 46-year-old and a 13-year-old right now, and neither one has ever let me down. They also stand a good chance of helping you find love amongst the human species. But, if not, I still haven’t run across any pussy that is better than a good drive with a good dog. That’s Alpha.

I think I will follow this strategy and see how it goes. But I dont think my girlfriend will notice I’m cheating on her with a guy. Its cool right? I mean im not gay or anything Im just into both penis and pussy and monkeys. I like turtles.

Fuck you gay faggot ! Who the hell fuck monkeys?! you sick perverted dickless pussy licking STD face shit hole !

That’s hot (:

Your a creep. An intelligent one but still a creep.

As far as evolution goes, men are programmed for mutliple partners. There is a huge protest of morality and values against cheating, but ask yourselves, why. There are of course negatives, being deceitful and potentially hurting someone emotionally invested in you. I can’t deny the selfishness behind being okay with risking that, but we all have to be a little selfish sometimes. I can offer a girl the world, make her feel love, happiness and a flurry of emotions she couldn’t feel without me. Unfortunately, women may be able to offer me emotional connection, but none can satisfy all my physical needs. If my creeping improves my happiness and keeps my relationship strong then no harm, no foul. Why would I deprive myself of a relationship that I could grow as a person and achieve things I normally wouldn’t because I don’t want to supress my natural male urges.

I love my girlfriend, I make her happy and she’s absolutely in love with me. Personally, I like to have my cake and eat it too. I’m sorry for all the upstanding men who won’t ever be able to have the best of both worlds, I’m alright being a scumbag.

128

you speak as if we all don’t know women do that already lmao…..you’re probably already draining your beta male’s credit card and banging a rooshv blog reader on the side

this is a great article a mirror image of what im currently doing right now as i read this lol. great way to no get caught and keep that dog inside running free in some girls underware thanks for the advise dude

Lol…… In the bathroom going through your shit!!!!!

you are a worthless shit

You guys are bad people.

Roosh you are a hero. And what you wrote here is very good.

Thank you

Keep up the great posts. This one is gold.

Michael

Hey man, cheating on your GF isn’t cool. Dump your girl and keep banging the 8′s and 9′s bimbos, but don’t be a douche. There’s a HUGE difference between being a grade-A player and a jerk.

Hell, even jerks tell their girls they’re cheating on them. In fact, lying and not *facing* consequences & pain is a very beta trait. You actually sound like the typical AFC who learned to fake the system but would have otherwise been a complete loser if it weren’t for the PUA community.

I’m not sure why this post is titled “How to cheat on your GIRLfriend”…because every time I fool around on my “boyfriend”, this is exactly how I do it. I don’t have a Facebook, I use Google Voice to talk to my “side-boys”, keep my cell-phone locked, have a guest account on my laptop that I switch to so my emails, other passwords, chat histories, general history is all off-limits to anyone but myself, use excuses of being a “private person who needs time alone” when I’m out at bars, have multiple loyal girlfriends as alibis (who themselves know very little of what I’m up to), never bring any guy to my own place (We can’t go back to mine, I have cranky room-mates? Is your’s close?), and even wash my privates with vinegared water before sex so everything is clean and tight. And I’ve NEVER been caught.

I always had a feeling growing up that I’m slightly psychopathic and only a fear of being caught and punished has kept me from doing whatever I wanted to. So I don’t really feel guilty about cheating on my ass-hat boyfriend. He is a bar owner and probably (definitely?) cheats on me anyway but I keep him around because of the expensive gifts he gets me (probably because of the guilt he feels) and the full access to one of the best bars in the city that I get because I’m his girl. This makes me sound immoral but you can’t possible expect a young 21-year old girl to not make-out, have sex, and take gifts from other cute boys right? I’ll change my ways, I promise!

Anyway, you would never guess this about a girl like me. I mean, I’m getting my Bachelor’s from Columbia University, I come from a wealthy house-hold, I have a bright future ahead of me with Law-school being my only priority, and I’m cute, friendly, and very intelligent. Like I said, I don’t expect to keep up this lifestyle forever. I definitely plan to straighten out by my late-twenties and marry a good guy with a great income like most girls like me(educated, pretty, wealthy) do. I hope I’m mature enough by then that I don’t cheat on him after I’m bored in a couple of years (but no guarantees ;)) and the only lie I may have to tell is the one about my past. Which is pretty easy to hide in an anonymous city like NYC. Maybe I’ll move to another state? Don’t know for now.

But here’s to all the players of the world! We are just impulsive, selfish, in-the-moment types, so forgive up ya nay-sayers!

Wtf! If you have to cheat than why be with the person? Save them the heartache and STDs that you’re pathetic ass is spreading. I bet though if you were to get cheated on you’d be pissed off. It’s low lives like you cheaters that STDs are getting spread like they are. Fucking grow up not everything is about you and what you want. This is just fucking pathetic! Cheating is not ok no matter the circumstance. The point of a relationships is to have somebody you want to make happy and care about. You just only want what you want. Little boys are what you are, real men treat women right.

@Anonymous
“I love my girlfriend, I make her happy and she’s absolutely in love with me. Personally, I like to have my cake and eat it too. I’m sorry for all the upstanding men who won’t ever be able to have the best of both worlds, I’m alright being a scumbag.”

Do you love her enough to stay with her if you found out she was having the best of both worlds and cheating on you? Are you alright having a scum bag for a gf?

After all it’s human beings who as far as evolution goes are not programmed for multiple partner. In nature females look for the best sperm and often go through multiple men and when they settle down it’s usually not for monogamy reasons but to secure the partner’s resources as their own and for their security.

absolutely hilarious ow completely pathetic you and all these deluded “men” are.. haha.. to be honest, women are bigger players,and use men, and you think us women actually give a shit if you mess aroumd, a good girl wouldnt settle for a loser who makes excuses, only desperate,easy girls with issues would settle. truh is men cheat, and even when a woman finds out most the time she doesnt want to believe it and doesnt leave the guy, if that man had any self respect or decency he wouldnt do that to anyone, karma is a bitch and what goes around comes around. trust me. if you unhappy with your girl, and she cant keep yous atisfied than leave her, dont cheat on her as it could do so much damage, i know 3 people who have commited suicide from this, and one woman cut off her mans penis.and he was left with nothing and she is successful and is married to a model who is also a doctor from harvard uni. and can have sex all she wants. as her ex can never do that again. and i think every woman should make men pay for the pain they cause the person they with. and you, who wrote tis post.. your time is coming.. i promise you, bad will happen to you and the cheaters out there.

haha i find this too funny.

[...] Indlæg9 fra: How To Cheat On Your Girlfriend Without Getting Caught » Roosh V "3. Don’t create a lasting impression with her friends. While some guys will argue that a [...]