Girls Are Huge Fucking Liars

I know I’m stating the obvious but only recently have I realized how much girls lie, and it’s only because of how much I’ve been lying to them.

As my game has gotten better over the years I’ve been able to have more than one girl in the rotation. Chances are that one of the girls will especially want to spend time with me on Saturday night, but since it’s physically impossible to be in multiple places at once, something has to give. In other words, I have to lie to at least one girl.

My go-to lie is, “Oh I already promised Chris that I’d hang out with him. Maybe we can meet up later in the night though.” Of course she will not hear from me for the rest of the night. With one girl I so overused Chris that she asked me if he was my boyfriend.

Once I had to make up a very elaborate story excusing a cancelation about how a hot dog I ate caused a night of vomiting, with full details of the hot dog, the toppings, the precise location I bought it, and even the number of times I vomited (thrice). I’m a strong fan of illness excuses and recommend you use them for last-minute cancellations.

Sometimes I use the “I’m so tired from a long week in front of my laptop that I’m gonna just stay home tonight” excuse. This is a little dangerous because the girl can invite herself over, but if she’s not needy then chances are she won’t. Note that with just a few extra words you can turn this excuse into a night of minimal-effort sex: “I’m so tired from a long week in front of my laptop that I’m gonna just stay home tonight with a box of wine. Why don’t you come over for a drink?”

I’m lying to this girl and that girl while banging that girl and this girl and life is good, and then one afternoon I try to set a date with a girl and she texts me saying, “My stomach is not feeling well I’m going to stay in tonight.”

That’s my lie bitch!!

And then weeks go on and I banged this girl and I’m going for round three so I call her on a Thursday night to find out what she’s doing and she says, “I’m so tired from school I’m gonna stay in tonight.”

You whore!!

And then another week goes by and I had tentative plans with a girl to go out on Saturday night and then the day comes and she tells me, “Oh I have to go to this lame birthday party with some coworkers but let’s try to meet up later.”

Slut stop playing!!

These weren’t the first times I’ve heard such excuses but they were the first time I heard them as lies. And then I reminisced years back and realized that every girl I didn’t have sex with has lied to me. And every girl I did have sex with has lied to me, regardless of how much they were into me, regardless if my game was super tight with them or not. Because here’s the reality:

No matter how good you fuck her or how much you make her laugh or much she professes to “miss you” and “want to see” you, she will lie to you because you are not her best option every night of every week of every month of every year, just like you aren’t hers.

She is lying to you unless one of the following two things comes out of her mouth:

1. “I don’t feel like seeing you tonight.”

2. “I have found something better than you tonight.”

Because that’s the truth. That’s why we flake on girls and they flake on us. Welcome to a large world with an infinite number of options. This is why having multiple girls around is so important as it will be much harder to get stuck with your hand on a night you don’t want to use it. Odds are that one of your sluts will be in the mood for a bang.

Since lying is a form of disrespect, respond by doing… nothing. Do not reply, do not indulge her lie. Do not wish her well, do not say “Okay sure maybe we can do something later.” She has disrespected you and now must make the effort to regain your favor. If she likes you then she will, because no one flake will kill it entirely, but if she doesn’t contact you again soon then the relationship is just about done. Any attempts on your part to chase her after an obvious lie will just weaken your hand further. She will start to see you as desperate.

You’re probably thinking, “But Roosh if a girl lies to you and she is working other options shouldn’t you do something to strengthen your hold on her and save it?”

This mindset comes from a model of scarcity, where you are hooked on the pussy and don’t want to “lose” it. By not giving a shit or responding, you tell yourself that she just lost out big time. Any other conclusion is false. In my world, it’s the girls who lose out when they decide not to spend time with me, even if in reality they got something better (impossible!). This thinking helps me get into the pants of the next girl, who recognizes my aloof, apathetic, and non-needy nature as something attractive and intriguing, and rewards me accordingly with yet another shallow but satisfying notch on my bedpost.

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