Comments on: Girls Who Write Poetry

By: no need to know.

no need to know. — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:13:11 +0000

I’ve written poetry, been doing so for many years but as for the above comments on the woe is me crap, does everybody read mainstream writing now? There are lots of other writing that is way better than the above mentioned poets, but to say every woman is the same when she tells you she writes poetry so beware is like saying well every black person or every white person is the same, so I can assume every black person will rob me at some point and every white person is a religious bigot who will try to.control me at some point. To put everybody into one category is really ignorant being as most people just get their opinions off of media anyways. So assuming that people have had bad experiences with female poets, well is it really us thats messed up or you for falling for us? You do know that certain people have a mutual connection for a certain reason, other like minded people get along with their own however brief of time that may be, whether people realize that common fact I dont know.

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By: Trotter

Trotter — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:24:02 +0000

Girls that writes poetry are emo bitches that think they’re on some plane of existence that no one else can possibly understand.

They’re good for a bang, but that’s all. Give her some more shit to write poetry about.

By: Firepower

Firepower — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 15:27:49 +0000

hoodrats get
carpel tunnel

hamptonites get carpal

what happens to a dream
deferred?

By: finefantastic

finefantastic — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:47:27 +0000

grad school students of nearly any stripe are unbearable. poetry, or god-forbid ethnomusicologists. sitting at a party listening to some chick prattle on about the memes of authorship in jim o'rourke's remasterings of yankee hotel foxtrot is a horrible situation to be in. finefantastic's last blog post: Angsty; or didn't I do this already?.

By: karlophonic

karlophonic — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 02:54:37 +0000

I wish someone had told me this 3 years ago before I got heavily involved in a chick that is currently enrolled in grad school specializing in: POETRY. AHHHHHHHH

By: Firepower

Firepower — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 16:25:13 +0000

misspelling shows childlike vulnerability – it gets me hot

By: Chic Noir

Chic Noir — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 00:06:09 +0000

lonely lurker said Chic Noir, a straight man is not a hoe. He is a stud
Since you are neither, what difference does it make to you.

P.S. Give your left hand a break, otherwise you may develop carpel tunnel.

Chic Noir’s last blog post: The Hows and Whys of Our Car Purchase: A 2009 Toyota Prius.

By: Silvia

Silvia — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 21:15:23 +0000

E se for sobre sexo?

By: Chuck

Chuck — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 19:07:32 +0000

i struck up a conversation with a hipster chick at a house party a few months ago...she didn't display her hipster streak with mere poetry, instead she gave me a little sampling of a track off her upcoming "album". girls who record hipster-ish music are much worse than poetry writers. Chuck's last blog post: Bar Bathroom Lines.

By: Roosh

Roosh — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 04:29:58 +0000

Merci

By: Amir

Amir — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 12:16:26 +0000

Eid-et mobarak, Roosh ;)

By: Zictor

Zictor — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 03:35:20 +0000

I remember only 2 chances where girls were trying to write poetry and showed me their shit.

OMG, it was atrocious.

Not all poetry is bad, though. Although I do prefer prose, some poets can be really good. I think Blake kicks ass in the English language.
And some Brazilian poets from the early XX century too.

Well said, lurker, musicians should be watched carefully too, but only when they try to make their own lyrics, because that’s poetry as well.

By: Mitch

Mitch — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 03:16:18 +0000

On another note. Here’s some paparazzi pics of Russell Brand’s ’30 minute seduction’ of a girl here in Australia.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/glance/788765/russell-brand-seduces-aussie-girl

Your thoughts?

By: Sweatpants

Sweatpants — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:56:29 +0000

All true, but there’s a more basic reason: Poetry sucks, with almost no exceptions.

By: Firepower

Firepower — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:48:43 +0000

…and her Malcomette X hoodie

By: Firepower

Firepower — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:43:10 +0000

chic can only think logically after she’s put on her eye shadow.

By: lurker

lurker — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:50:18 +0000

P.S. a poet would be right-brained chic, because the right side of the brain is the creative/artistic side.

By: lurker

lurker — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:48:27 +0000

“Male poets are some of the world’s biggest hoes. The left brained weasels will talk a weak willed woman out of her draws in 5 seconds flat.”

—Chic Noir, a straight man is not a hoe. He is a stud. I know that hurts your wittle feminist brain, but reality often does.

Peace out, hoe bag!

By: Firepower

Firepower — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 13:39:18 +0000

lurker is 100% correct.

All the Jareds and Brittneys write in the style of their educational training. Everybody gets a ribbon and applause – especially those in 35th place.

The Rasheeds and Tayshawnas get that, plus free f00d and rent for themselves and their as of yet unborn 13 new siblings.

“There once was a man from Nantucket…”