“Turn around. Get on your stomach.”

You can’t make out the hole when a girl is on her stomach. You just aim and if all goes well, your dick slides right into the abyss. You begin pumping and see just the back of her head, her hair, maybe her shoulder, but this is how I like to get my orgasm. It’s a vulnerable position for her; legs together, no escape. Sometimes she’ll grab the sheets real tight, maybe it’s hurting her, but she can take it. I keep pounding until I cum, a man beast on top of yet another European girl who came upstairs for “just one drink” and to “listen to some music.” I roll off in a heap. With one hand I touch her body to let her know that I’m still there and won’t demand she leave. I tell her she can stay and sometimes I don’t mean it but many times I do. I want to do it again, the same way. She will quickly realize that I like that ass.

This is what I wanted back in 2007 when I left for Ecuador. I wanted to fuck my way across South America, but it fucked me instead. Thinking “this would make a good book,” I learned, is a sign of struggle, not pleasure. I went back to South America, stubborn me, to try again. It was better. Not the stuff made of fantasies, not the stuff that would make guys jealous, but I did feel redemption’s hand on my shoulder before giving up for good in Argentina.

Europe. I was in Italy for one week, Spain for two weeks, but no flags. I was young, as young as 25 can be. But I’ve become wiser, now with logistics. Before this trip, I set my expectations low. If I can just get a flag here or there I’ll be happy. Europe wasn’t going to be easier than South America, it couldn’t be.

Oh, it is easier. It is so much easier. Europe is the promise land. I thought I knew sex before, but I didn’t know Europe. This is the trip I have always dreamed of when I was an obedient little microbiologist in Maryland. The trip that I would only see in movies, of fucking many women in one city and then moving on to the next. For twenty months I have thrusted. They say that after a while you get tired of it, that it just eases out of your system, but give me one week off and I’ll be hungry again like I’ve never seen a vagina before. How Europe produced all the artists and philosophers and great inventors of the world with women like this walking around, I do not know. When I compare it to America, beastly America, with no class and no feminine grace, my mind begs me to stop. Force me to move back, imprison me in a suburb, and I will personally cure cancer with all the free time I’ll have.

I remember the date I came here: January 11, 2011. And today is the day that I leave. For as you read this I will be on an airplane over the Atlantic Ocean headed to Washington DC. Before you see the sun come down, if my plane doesn’t crash, I will already be among you, walking in awe, I’m sure, at what I’m seeing. And if you are wondering why I would stay in DC, you are wondering correct, for I will not stay.

Within the next two weeks I will buy another ticket. I will look on the map and I will see South America, and I will remember Colombian beauty and Brazilian booty, but it’s too rough for me, a coffee shop guy who rather take shots of espresso than hear gun shots echo. And then I will look at Southeast Asia, a land I feel obligated to explore for my readers, but where my penis yawns at the prospect. And then I will look at Europe, and I’ll feel warm thoughts as I remember Karolina, Natalia, Gosia, Magda, Paulina, Martina, Maarja, Simona, Aiste, Mary, Mari, Sophia, Vera, half a dozen Ana’s, and all the rest. It’s hard to stay away when I know there are so many more just like them, lonely, waiting for their first American to come from nowhere and take them home and tell them to turn around and be in complete submission to a man who can’t seem to get tired of this.

Europe has its problems, no doubt, but for me it’s paradise. It’s my pussy paradise.

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“poosy paradise”.

ha ha. nice to hear that it has finally been found. im a bit surprised to hear that you dont sound so enthusiastic about south america. is that because europe is so good, SA is too rough or a bit of both?

good luck with the journey. i look forward to hearing about your adventures in south east asia.

im sure you’ll have a good time.

Haha nice writing. Europe will always wait for you with her legs open.

Welcome home, bro. Have a safe trip and all that.

The EU should hire you to be their Minister of Tourism.

Also I’m seriously jelly. Before reading about your adventures in Europe I had always thought that European women would be incredibly difficult to bed. Thank god you proved that wrong.

Once I start making decent coin, I’m going to make traveling to Europe on of my top priorities.

Would not be surprised if some feminist protesters crashed the meet up

Word Roosh – I have been living in Spain since May now. Going back to L.A. early October to visit for two weeks and then I head right back. I really have not missed that place for a minute since I came here. And I’m sure while I’m cruising the polluted streets of L.A. I am going to wonder how I ever managed to spend 20 years of my life there.

@Soltero – have you been to Valencia? I think the girls on the West Coast of Spain are far more attractive. But perhaps I’ve been only exposed to a limited sample size in Madrid.

How did you manage to stay in Europe for 20 months? Is Roosh V Visa free?

Are you a closet homosexual? Liking the ass entry as a top priority makes me wonder.

You are a bad, bad man Roosh. How many girls in total now?

Welcome Home Buddy! I’m proud of you! I’m going to try to make the meet up.

*sees video on the Frankfurt School conspiracy on Roosh’s twitter* -.- one step closer to joining the John Birch Society

@9, banging chicks in the ass is fucking awesome you fag. Your probably one of these guys that wont bang a chick while shes on her period because its “dirty”.

Shame you’re fucking off back to femibitchland, me and jimmyjambone are in zag next month

I am a girl and want to come to the meet up so I can hit on Roosh. He’s hot.

Haha. He’s just hitting the vag from the back. Think doggy style then laying her flat on stomach. Not anal.

writing just keeps getting better…

Maybe you just make it sound that way, but seems like once your game is down pat, things are really easy.

Why not make your next destination one where things are more difficult? Wouldn’t the challenge be worth it for an expert like you?

Rooshy – hit me up when you get to DC – Aaron

truly the best position

Next up- Bang Alaska.

“Are you a closet homosexual? Liking the ass entry as a top priority makes me wonder.”

What really makes me laugh about shit like this is they think he cares or it gets under his skin in some way.

The guy is location independent, makes a livable amount of income online, and has more sex than anyone I know. Do you think he really gives a shit that you call him gay on the internet while over in real life he’s busting a nut in a thin and sexy Eastern European girl?

Roosh et al – if I may offer a tip from an old horndog: Turn the girl around and grab the pillow. Place it right below her hips, which will raise her ass by ten to fifteen inches. Not only do you get a much better visual you’ll also be able to drill hera lot deeper.

Try it guys, it’s literally like shifting into 5th gear. Just did that with a little 23 year old last Friday – her tiny ass almost fit in the palm of my hand. Suffice to say I’m still recovering….

Did your plane crash? No, then welcome back, I have a feeling I will be in perm black out mode the next upcoming weeks.

Hey, if you glance through Southeast Asia for some reason or another, and you pop by Singapore, hit me up, I’ll buy you a beer!

Prelude to faking your own death?

Looking forward to reading about your next adventure.

Roosh, Europe is not your paradise. Eastern Europe is .

Excellent post. I’ll be in Sweden and Estonia in TWO weeks!

I agree with gp: if you focused on central-east europe (Ie: croatia, poland) then girls are more friendly and more attracted by foreigns.
I feel that it would be much harder to get the same results in Italy, France or Spain.

Btw have you visited Hungary? If not go for it asap!

I was recently there (for the 8th time) for one week and girls were gorgeous.
Considering that i live in uk now, the land of fatties, the contrast was even more sharp (in hungary i saw one fat girl in one week, here they are my daili nightmare…)

Bang Africa!

Roosh stated: “How Europe produced all the artists and philosophers and great inventors of the world with women like this walking around, I do not know.”
I have your answer and it is very simple. Men are more productive in an environment where they don’t have to waste all their time searching for pussy and not getting laid. Men are free to work with a clean head and pipes and are therefore more productive!

Still waiting for Bang Dominican Republic!! Should do Costa Rica & Panama too.

And what about Bang Lebanon & Israel? Or Bang Armenia?

I agree, wanting quality women is a serious distraction. Its like being hungry

“Men are more productive in an environment where they don’t have to waste all their time searching for pussy and not getting laid. Men are free to work with a clean head and pipes and are therefore more productive!”

Men are productive, strive and compete exactly to get women. Back in the day when the best European artwork was created women were not as available or as easy to get. Only at the end of the 20th century, women became accessible. Incidentally, the 20ths century has produced the crappiest art, but at least the technology is there.

Also, women were often an inspiration for art.

Please make a search and replace for “Europe” and replace with “Eastern Europe”. Ireland, Scotland, England, Scandinavia has to be avoided at all costs.
Its every bit as pussy hell as the US.

Great post. :)

Roosh, maybe it’s only a theory, but I think that pussy-wise, the average American blonde, blue eyed guy won’t fare well in Europe. I strongly believe that you fared well because of your looks, (beside your game, of course). Hard for me to explain. You look like a man. No offence, but a lot of American guys have that pretty girly face, which many European girls don’t like. I know that this is a fact especially with Spanish women, for example. I am Italian, so I look much more like you than like the blonde American guy. I could see a very different attitude in the few Spanish girls I have met, compared to the different vibe they seemed to get from British guys (not to dissimilar, in looks, from American guys). It’s almost like the girls trust me more simply because I look similar to their men, i.e. black hair, darker skin, etc

Don’t know, maybe I am full of shit. It’s more of a feeling than a certainty, and I rarely trust in feelings

# Dan , I agree. I live in the UK, British bitches are very similar to US bitches. Maybe Irish girls are a bit more real.

In pussy hell, I’d also throw in Australian bitches. All very similar: crazy, fickle, vain, brainless, impossible to understand.

Welcome back Roosh and Cograts on the much Inspiring Euro Trip….. Much Respect.

Roosh, when you say, Europe, surely you can’t mean Western EU, or? I don’t think of France, Switzerland, Italy and Germany being pussy paradises at all… correct me if I’m wrong.

EASTERN Europe ! EASTERN Europe for Christ sake !

You do not have a good grasp of how shitty the dating scene is in the UK/France/Spain/Italy.

Western Europe is the bridge between America and Scandinavia. Women are not as fat as in America, not quite as femininst as in Scandinavia but God they sure put a lot of effort to get every plague available.

Only Portugal is still a safe bet, the rest is rotten. I have been in Scandinavia, I have dated Scandinavians (never again), if they didn’t have that amazing genetic pool nobody would bother going there.

I went to Eastern Europe too, Baltics and Russia, this IS the pussy paradise you are talking about.

Yeah, didn’t mention Germany but turns out I met tons of german girls and they turn out to be total bores.
And of course hard to get too, cause they are writing a thesis.

@36 madmax – I don’t think you are full of shit. BUT I am a born German with blue eyes and blond short hair living in Valencia. And although there are plenty of hot Latin looking guys here I do get my share of attention. Some Spanish women seem to like the teutonic look ;-)

Roosh, I just want to say congratulations for a job well done. I look at myself and think “why can’t I be that exciting and awesome?”. I often feel limited in what I can do but knowing where you came from and where you ended up shows me that it is possible. I hope one day I can look back ten years from now and see that I’ve come a long way.

Roosh your posts are great as usual but as the guys up there told you there is no way western europe could define as a pvssy paradise….

Western Europe is either plagues with feminism in the north or the catholic mentality which see women as “poor innocent creature” in the catholic ones with the same result.

The result is that they are not accountable for what they do,and receive special treatment which feed the entitled mentality, needless to say they are fat and unfeminine.

You can have a grasp about which country have low stock women just looking at the nationality of men you can find in eastern europe looking for women.

I know you did a blog post on it, but do Asian and Brown men struggle in Western Europe as much as they do in America?

Yea Roosh hop u hd a safe trip.

Welcome back brotha!

@47 just because your struggle in America doesn’t mean the rest are. Be careful not to get caught up in a self-fulfilling prophecy that leaves you insecure about your race wondering if that’s a reason an approach didn’t go so well. Keep your shit together (game, style, health, logistics etc) and don’t come off resembling a negative stereotype and you’ll be doing better than 99% of dudes out there.

Look for the crease between her fanny and her legs and the cross of her ass crack. That’s where you need to aim. That will put you right in her pussy from behind. That will put put your dick right on her g-spot and you can reach around and rub her clit. It will drive her crazy. She may squirt on the bed.

DUDE ROOSH… go to JAPAN!!!

Japanese girls are the most feminine on the planet… they will kneel down and do whatever you tell them to do.

Dammit, the very first commenter already cracked the “poosey paradise” joke. Welcome back dude.

BTW that girl-lays-on-her-stomach position (whatever that’s called) is my fav.

Nice post again. Can’t wait to hang out. Dirty Bmore sluts are waiting for you.

Roosh stated: “How Europe produced all the artist, philosophers, and great inventors of the world with women like this walking around, I do not know.”
That statement was hella-funny.
I think what happen was that all that pussy walking around gave those artist, philosophers, and inventors lots of inspiration and motivation.

@oldhorndog

Don’t know if you’re a member of the forum but if so, shoot me a PM, man. Had a few questions for you.

La mouette, are you from France?

Actually Poland is regarded in Europe as hardcore Eastern Europe.Ukraine,Russia,Belarus,Moldova are FSU.Eastern Europe are Poland,Hungary,Slovakia,Baltics.This is the perceptions which most Western Europeans have.
Croatia has a lot of similarities with Poland regarding religion,GDP per capita and is considered slavic country with Germanic mix(like Poland in a degree).However Croatia is considered part of Balkans culturally.
Of course Poles deny being part of Eastern Europe they want to be called Central Europe,Croats the same,they do not want to belong to the same cultural conglomerate with Serbs.However the outsiders put them all to Eastern Europe.(if you ask UKers what they think who have all of these minorities when they say Eastern European they mean polish in 90% of cases and the 10% is Baltics or Croatia).

Actually Eastern Europe produced very little in terms of science etc(how many polish or Croat scientists do you know?).Western Europe(mainly Germany) produced what we call western civilization.

Damn, I hate to sound like a sycophant, Roosh, but that is my favorite position. You need to write a post I disagree with. It’s the best when the girl grabs your hands and pushes her feet against yours and moans. When I pull out and come all over the girls’s ass she always lies there for a minute, stunned, in ecstasy.

My personal division of Europe is Germanic Europe(Germany,Netherlands,Switzerland,Scandinavia),UK,Mediteranean countries(Italy,Spain,Greece),former Austrohungary(CR,Slovakia,Hungary,Poland,western Ukraine,Croatia or central Slavs),Balkans(Bulgaria,Serbia,Romania,Slavomacedonia,Greece) and Eastern Slavs or FSU(Russia,Ukraine,Belarus).
What roosh means by Europe as paradise is the former Austrohungary(Poland,Croatia,CR,Slovakia,Hungary,western Ukraine).I have refered to the advantages of this region in the past and why it provides so many benefits(mainly because let’s say Habsburgs had good taste and married women from the best looking nations).

61: I was born in Germany (way too long ago) and your comment goes down like butter. Unfortunately it is patently untrue – just think back to the Renaissance and it will be clear to you that Western civilization was not spearheaded or dominated by Germany. Sheer number of scientists and physicists do not constitute civilization. Many ground breaking mathematicians, artists, philosophers came from Southern Europe. And while we are on the subject – much of what is found in Europe has shared roots in North Africa.

Slightly confused by the writing, since Roosh has said that he never cums inside girls and strongly advises against it.

Mike : yeah, from France, where magic ceased to happen.

Rooshv: if you ask the baltics they refuse to be considered as Eastern Europe too, they are, well, the baltics according to them. And they especially don’t wanna have anything to do with Russia.

For us Westerners, we consider Austria, Croatia and all the shitholes like Bosina, Mecedonia as Central Europe.

Poland is moot, we see it as the border between Central and Eastern Europe. Depends who you ask
to I guess.

#61: Copernicus, Curie, Mandlebrot – without thinking too hard about it. Can’t think of a Croat off-hand, but Mendel was a Slovak, I think.

Ha, this is poetic stuff Roosh, and I understand the sentiment completely. Europe is an amazing place, full of history and culture and comfort and absolutely mindblowing women in every country (seriously, true quality women in just about every country). It’s really a shame that their unemployment rate is so out of control else I’d be angling to get a job there at this very instant. And at the same time, I’ve seen a great deal of Europe so I’m absolutely chomping at the bit to discover Latin America, India, E Asia, etc as soon as I can. Still, Europe keeps beckoning me back with all its charms and all its treasures.

Ah, le beau continent, comment vous me tentez….

BTW @61: Germany alone made western civilization? Someone forgot to tell Napoleon when he was redrawing Germany for fun haha. Joking aside, technological and philosophical advancements have come from every corner of Europe, all you have to do is look to find them. Just as one example, someone no less groundbreaking than Copernicus was Polish, and then a bunch of Italians bravely seized upon his ideas and pushed them even further (Galileo and Giordano Bruno, among others).

Roosh is not referring either to western nor to southern Europe.He is referring to what we call here eastern Europe and Balkans.

@58 Roosh

Yeah, my hungarian, slovakian and czech friends say that they come from “central” europe…

Speaking of it, I found out that germany is also a good place.
German girls are usually pretty and more open minded towards sex that the average Italian (in Italy, as in foreign countries the music changes).

Plus they usually appreciate the “cocky gentlemen” type (similar to you confident beta). As, no offense given, the average german is not very direct with women.

Their only downside is that usually they dress plain and do not use much make up, losing a bit of feminility.
In this sense, german girls are clearly different from the “fashion addicted” italians or the “let’s dress like hookers” british.

SE Asia is pussy heaven. Japan too.

@67

I know it’s only one example, but Nikola Tesla was a Serb born in what is now Croatia, Austria-Hungray at the time-

Before the fall of the USSR. I know Poland was considered Eastern Europe. Croatia was part of the old Yugoslavia, which I believe was considered Eastern Europe too. Some of our European friends know more than me. Roosh, what you are really talking about in NON Western Europe, which can be a Pussy desert!

Western Europe = pussy desert
Eastern Europe = poosey paradise

congrats!

Hi Roosh,
I second the Japan destination. Fly there-amazing quantity and quality of pussies. All concentrated on a very small land area, which makes it easier logistically speaking.

You like the petite girls: abundance of such.
Sexually open: by all means.
Feminine: they top the world’s ranks with philippina and india.
Do they like foreign men: oh, so very much, cause their boys are into videogames , work and drinking.

Plus, it will be a trip, experience, cultural change you’ll never forget. Sort of like another planet, well certainly comparing to Poznan or some shitty Iceland village;-)

And you can write a book how to game jap. women for jap guys, since many of them seem to have a problem with this.

Leave the bad taste of western woman and go as far east as you possible can- and that means Japan.
Thank you!

yea, I also agree with passenger about japan. they’re so fawking hot and adorable that I just want to make love to them lazy dog style all day and have them walk on my back afterwards to work out the kinks…then she’d make sushi or something and comment on my big american…guitar skills.

I’d love you to do Oz, 3 cities – Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne. But realistically it’s just America lite.

Ive been reading your blog since 2007 bitch, you’re the man. Welcome back to NA and keep not giving a fuck.

Z

la mouette, you got some contact info? Would like some info on France if you wouldn’t mind…

western europe= Germany, France Spain Italy Portugal and that shitty Island called Uk populated with human whales
Scandinivian= Sweden, Denmark and Those rich sexy bastards named Norway. (Finland and Ice land are not part of scandinivian but nothern countries)
Eastern Europe= pussy paradise just like this jesus looking hairy cunt named roosh mentioned.

Tokyo
Seoul
Beijing
Shanghai
Hong Kong
Bangkok
Singapore

Great trip. \o/

I almost shed a tear after reading this ;)

sex with another culture is knowledge. Roosh is one of the privileged beholders of that knowledge

good luck on your next destination

Hmm, maybe Italy for Roosh’s next trip? I’ve heard the girls there are hard to crack, so it would be great to see how he does it. I’ve never been successful with Italian women despite trying plenty.

Besides if he doesn’t do that well, at least he’ll get to enjoy great food!

a picture worth 1000 words:
Europe according to…
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/europe-according

Germany seems to be the most funny country!

I don’t know madmax I’m a blonde hair, blue eyed American type and I haven’t had any problems in Europe since I moved here.

I hate even visiting home now. Waste of vacation time and money. Europe is every bit as good as I had hoped. You don’t need to go to these poor countries to find all types. As long as the EU exists, they’ll be different flavours no matter where you go.

My chinese girl informs me that the face down flat position is called “the elephant”. Can’t see the connection though. I’ll second using a pillow to push up her ass, gives a better penetration depth. Works well for both vag and anal.

“Feminists are the one´s thinking dicks get sore they fuck one time and they get bored, think´in it´s slick just to ride his dick i´ll make uncle Roosh cum and then he¨ll quit…..but not the hairy one, he won´t play that shit, put her ass in the buck and kill the clit….it´s really fucking long and horribly thick last name almighty first name is dick”

you’ve gotta do asia next. flat asses as far as the eye can see, and incredibly challenging lays if same night is your goal. plus, it’s weird over there. would make for some funny field reports, if nothing else.

Roosh, come up to brooklyn for Halloween. We got all the European poosy you want right here…

http://thecaptainpower.blogspot.com/2012/09/you-need-to-buy-your-halloween-costume.html

Roosh, when are you going to travel around your own country??

If Southeast Asia is too boring for you (not much of a challenge getting laid in Thailand, I admit), try some of the tougher cookies to crack, like Japan, Korea or even, dare I say it, Iran or India.

Great post, glad to see you moving on to another region~

But, to all the people saying Japanese girls are amazing, are we talkin Tokyo here? Because I found them to be stuck-up bitches. I’ve spent most of my time in Asia and still got a tough time cracking them out of their conservative shells.

@87 lol, reminds me of a saying about the weird array of definitions many words in Sanskrit have:
each word means X, the opposite of X, elephant, and a sexual position.

Roosh,

I would hit up Romania and Bulgaria both have nice hot friendly women from the ones I’ve met here in the USA.

Regarding Tokyo: Shibuya and Roppongi for night game- lots of young, horny chicks.
All inner city districts for day game, maybe except Ginza,too much business vibe there.

Day game is esp. interesting in Akihabara, the electronics paradise. You can ask her everything related to these weird devices and start a funny, unusual talk. There are also many girls from outside of tokyo working there. Fuck, even “salary women” in business outfits were friendly with me.

One type of jap. women to be avoided: who have a very rich daddies. Not easy to recognize quickly, but you can tell from the expression of their faces, clothes, first impression attitude. Cut off quickly and the problem is gone.

I’d also suggest Spain. Since Roosh looks quite similar to most spaniards. It will be a challange. East. Europeans bitchez are relatively easy. South Eur. not that much.
Another factor: winter is coming, South spain is the only place aside from Greece in Europe where the temp. is warm enough.

The last suggestion is Egypt, since you can roll russian girls there en masse. WITHOUT the superhigh costs of a rent/taxis/dinners in Kiev or Moscow. Bast bang for a buck, hands down:)

Roosh,

Great story. I remember when you embarked on this journey and we had to guess which country you were in (Iceland). Been fun following the tales. Fuck, it went by fast!

#23 – Great tip. Angles are so important!

@whosyourdaddy
like your ideas, the cacaus seems interesting
but lebanon doesnt seem like a nut worth cracking.Its a conservative society after all
Isreal would be good since, sodomy isnt a sin to them…plus isreali babes are the hottest in the region(mizra,sepheric,ashkanzi mixed in one rawr)

@По реке
@halfasian
@the passenger
I dont think india and iran is worth the money,plane ticket ,time,effort and youth.
aside from feminism takin over an women losin feminity
they look simialar to latin women anyways.Only flat asses(until middle age lol) and hairy like me(im almost as hairy as roosh)
ya pretty weirded out seeing that ive known 5(1 persian an 4 indian girls that i recall at the moment..but seen many others)

but for roosh heading to asia although yes I would love to see you crack Korea,Japan,Hong Kong(english is offical there) or phillipines(women slightly outnumber men)

but i personally think you should try Mongolia
because some have a mixed look to them(espically western side)..red hair,blonde,green, blue eyes thanx to genghis khan an his army…think you and the readers will be interested in that

@ Older Brother
espacially South Africa, Russell Peters mentioned in his book ,in his opinion the hottest women around

@dominos
europe they do better(prolly better game), some parts consider them exotic(the whiter the better)
if your indian go to Ireland..over there your exotic plus the are irish are friendly group so win win(russell peters advice)

You should consider visiting Romania while you’re in Europe.

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@Ray
I like I like some Gypsy booty isnt well known..even ont he net lol
BANG ROMANIA ROOSH

Why r u living? Wanted to take you to some
E good clubs in Zagreb with some natural buddies next week.

Leaving, not living. Vodka is playin’ tricks on me.

Italy and Spain were some of my best lays in Europe. Granted it’s been awhile since I was there and places do change. Greece was kind of a mess though. Had to take girls to the next town over because greek guys have a thing for gang raping guys that are banging their sisters.

One female friend of mine in Italy kept hooking me up with all of her girlfriends. I’d show up for parties and there would be 3 girls I’d already fucked hanging out together. Crazy.

I’m thinking of heading to Brazil to check it out but now I’m rethinking going back to Europe.