Goodbye Poland

May and June in Poland were two of the best months in my life. I had to research ways to increase my libido so I could keep servicing the insatiable sexual appetites of Polish women, who have long since been neglected by their goofy men. After an abrupt summer pause the action resumed in October, meaning all was good in the world, right?

No matter how great a movie is, it just isn’t the same when you watch it a second time. In October I went to the same clubs that I was so successful before, but I couldn’t regain the excitement, and decided that I’d be happier trying to find another great movie. Even paradise feels normal after a while.

My time in Poland can be represented in two innocent events, both of which happened on the same day.

I went to the dental clinic for a basic cleaning, surprised to find that my dentist was an attractive woman younger than me, with revealing curves despite her loose white coat.

It took me ten minutes to realize that she was actually flirting with me. After she did a fine job sand blasting my teeth, I sat by her desk and flirted back. We talked for a short while and one step short of going for the number it comes out that she’s married. Not comfortable pursuing a married woman, I aborted my attempt, but how common is it to be in a country where not only the dentists are pretty, they’re interested in you as well?

I was on my way home when I saw a tall girl on the street walking towards me. I immediately focused on her sexy legs; they seemed five feet long. My eyes slowly moved up, savoring her magnificent body, building up to the moment of eye contact. I got up to her face and immediately recognized her as a girl I had fucked a couple months prior. How common is it to be attracted to an anonymous girl on the street only to find you already banged her?

I’m completely aware that it may never get better. Poland may be the best place in the world for me, but leave I shall. I don’t want to bleed, and I don’t want to suffer, but I need the drug of new experiences, new action, new places, and new women. I’m like a baby who needs a new toy jingling in front of him, or else he gets irritated and kicks wildly into the air.

Goodbye Poland. You’ve made me a happier man, a better man. Even though I can come back to defile you anytime I want, I know it won’t be quite the same.

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    What’s next? What about Norway, Finland, the Baltic states, or Eastern Europe?

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    But it is also true that great movies can be revisted every few months/years and provide a totally different experience.

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    “There are no border controls within the Schengen area. He’s going to get raped badly when leaving it.. but until then, he’ll be OK.”

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    You guys are missing the point. The purpose of game, from what I understand, is to pick up quality females. You don’t need game to fuck fat bitches, fuglies, cougars etc. as these women are extremely easy to come by. Anybody can go out and fuck a fat bitch without using any game whatsoever, provided they’re not so low in SMV to be virtual omegas, but rare is the man who can attract an HB9 or 10, with or without game. My point is that, if Roosh is going to Poland and other places only to fuck fat bitch after fat bitch, then you guys have been sold a steaming pile of horseshit.

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    Roosh,

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    Why polish men are beta? One reason only: The SUN. HOLLY SUN. Exactly why Spanish, Arab, Cuban guys are alphahorny. More sun means more vitamin D equals more testosterone = more male power.

    Black men also tend to have more muscles, bigger and whiter and stroger teeth, bones, larger cock.
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  • Magic

    The wiseMan:

    WTF? So what about Indonesia, thailand, phillipines itp? Are they alpha with big cocks:P?

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    TheWiseMan is making a strange argument. It happens that those “least masculine men” also happen to be rich and powerful and can get all sorts of women to be interested in them due to their high socioeconomic status on the international totem poll (except Poland). Trust me, I travel and I don’t see many of those “very masculine guys” around.

  • TheWiseMan

    Thailand, Indonesia: exceptions which confirm the rule.
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    Roosh! Go to Ukraine. Beautiful girls and 2x poorer than polish ;-)

  • Latvian woman

    Get your infested dick out of my country, you pathetic piece of shit. And get a wash, you look very unkempt.

  • Deb

    I identify with checking girls out in the street only to realise you fucked them. Where in live, it’s becoming more and more like a village for me. Everyday I walk through the city centre, smile and make eyes at almost every hot girl I see, whether she’s with her boyfriend or not. I start chatting to them, and then realise they know I have slept with them, or I have taken their number but not called, etc etc

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    Wiseman, stop talking out of your ass

  • Anonymous

    I think roosh is handsome.I can because im a girl.I think game works better and more successful with a handsome guy.

    What girl doesnt like a nice strong handsome man.

    but no girl wants to be fooled…downfall to being a pretty girl is that men will trick you all the time…

    Theres nothing wrong with..HANDSOME..men going after these 8′s or 10′s.Its only nature,its her choice to tell him yes or no^^

    Thats why i stopped having sex,even though i like sex…ill stick with the vibrator until i meet one that wants a wife.Simple as that.

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    Sometimes i dont even get women myself and i am a woman.lol

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