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Happy April Fools!

Why I Came Back Home From South America Earlier Than Planned was an April Fools joke, obviously.

I also did a joke on Virgle Kent. On Sunday night a “cute brunette” made a post on Craigslist missed connections about our night out on Saturday:

This was upstairs in the patio. I was watching you hoping you’d come talk to me.

You=black man, very built, with beige jacket. You were hanging out with a very hairy man with long hair.

Me=cute brunette with black dress. My friends were being anti-social. I’d love to touch those muscles!

I thought I’d have to enlist the help of a confederate to help spread the word but Roissy and Arjewtino both found it within a day and emailed him.

Part of VK’s email to his missed connection:

I’m betting that this is probably a hoax from one of my other friends or a group of spinsters I know that don’t like me. I’ve got money riding on it being a set up. But yeah, I was the bald black guy with the hairy friend.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 
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9 Comments »
1 The Dude
3 years, 10 months ago

That’s awesome.

2 spaceman
3 years, 10 months ago

dude
what is in the rest of the email? does it turn it on some weird dark sex proposal?

something like his last post? LOL

3 years, 10 months ago

an april fools day two-fer!

well played, sir.

roissy’s last blog post: Visualizing Beta.

3 years, 10 months ago

HA HA HA

Curse the day that birthed your hairy ass!!!

Like Kenny vs Spenny IT’S ON!!! Don’t be surprised if one night you meet a very beautiful girl, she takes you home, gives you head only for you to find out it was a tranny…. or Roissy in dress

3 years, 10 months ago

haha

Seduction Chronicles’s last blog post: The SeduceInSeconds Versus PUAWatchdog Controversy.

3 years, 10 months ago

That was pretty good. Simple yet effective. Who can resist the possibility of an MC on CL?

To be fair, my friend Baby Bien found it and e-mailed it to me. I’m not that good.

Arjewtino’s last blog post: An in-depth analysis of the 2008 baseball standings after just one day.

7 Anonymous
3 years, 10 months ago

What’s roissy doing browsing Missed Connections? Seems very beta…

8 Nikita
3 years, 10 months ago

sorry i wasn’t quick enough executing my end of the scheme. i refuse to believe that vk is too smart for us. next time…

3 years, 10 months ago

What’s roissy doing browsing Missed Connections?

i knew someone was gonna say that.

hey man, it’s the only place to find true love.

roissy’s last blog post: High Energy Dates.

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