I adore Las Vegas! A man must be primed and willing to be utilitarian before taking the dive into a world of boos, coos, lose, abuse, and bad news!!! First, a man must master at least one table game like blackjack and be willing to lose, in order to win. Gambling isn’t for the ‘faint of heart’ and is grudgless, so just enjoy and your time and play with your head; not over it. Girls, girls, girls………. You’re not going to meet anyone special in Las Vegas and that’s a fact men need to accept. Most regular girls look like hookers and most hookers like like regular girls. There are many 8, 9′s, and 10′s; especially in the Wynn & Encore but they’re all money hungry and don’t have much to offer besides eye candy or sex. Intelectually’ they are lacking and must make up for it with their looks while they still have it. I just couldn’t fathom how many of the seemingly normal groups of girls at Club XS and Blush would party with my crew and I late into after-hours after partying/drinking for free all night on our behalf; only to arrive at our suites and start wheeling and dealing for our $$$. These weren’t escorts, street walkers, or soliciters!!! These were girls staying at the Wynn or Encore with their friends from Ohio, Chicago, Oregon, etc etc etc. These are what are called ‘soft hookers’ and they can be spotted the day after at the pool tanning, shopping, and occasionally gambling. Theses same girls go back home together richer, considering they party free and pay their hotel bills with rich men’s money. “LAS VEGAS IS ANY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN’S OYSTER and EVERY WEALTHY MAN’S DIVE” I still love it though, can’t complain!!!

just spent 6 days in vegas. the clubs were out of control. vistied many, the best place was probably tryst. while i didnt indulge in hookers, i found many attractive young women quite friendly and just presumed that they were hookers or were after free drinks etc. i just steered clear from the skanky ones and hung out with girls in a groups as they were more likely to be legitimate random college girls with no money. i dont have a probelm buying drinks if the girls wana s[pent the night having fun with you..sounds like a good night out pretty much. but yeah, the place is crawling with hookers and you gota watch your back constantly. i asked the bar staff at some places and they all said 3 in 10 girls there were hookers so there you go. have fun lads…

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I hooker who I mistook as a hotel employee offered me “help”. Then I was given bad directions to my bank, and walked 12.5 miles in 110 degree weather in flip flops through the a rough part where 4 were shot dead on the news the night before.

A superficial girl who liked me, said I am cool, but too bad I am not a doctor!

Plus much much more…

“A gallon of makeup can hide just about anything and any girl who wasn’t morbidly obese could elevate herself into hot girl status. All for just a few hours of work.”

THIS IS WHY WOMEN SHOULD CARE ABOUT THEIR APPEARANCE!!! This may seem shallow, but so what? What is it for you not to look your best? It can only help.

There are tons of “natural” 6s who elevate themselves due to working out and dressing well.

Maybe the source of your unhappiness lies in the fact that you are constantly on the make to score with chicks both for your own personal satisfaction and for the macho envy of your buddies….obsessed even?

Seven days in Vegas.
You also had an opportunity to have a good time, to meet new people or not, to see the sights outside of the bars. Besides strip clubs, Las Vegas has the Bellagio fountains, great art exhibits, fantastic amusement park rides, great concerts and shows, wonderful first-class dining, helicopter rides, Red Rock Canyon, nearby excursions to the Grand Canyon, etc.

Stop trying and focus on being.

You might enjoy yourself more that way.

I told ya to visit the Nevada Brothels where for 1/2 hour at a time Roosh, YOU CAN BE THE KING OF LAS VEGAS, BABY!…at least King of Pahrump, NV! Hee hee hee!

Could have saved yourself a ton of dough $$$!!!

http://www.nvlb.com/

Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see

(* repeat)

Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

(* repeat 3 times)

“…sharing a bed with another man…”

Dammit! I still wanna know the details on this one, Roosh.

Do you think this is why you couldn’t get any chicks? It’s nothing to be ashamed of son. It’s just who you are, and as Jerry Seifeld says,”And there’s nothing wrong with that.”

Las Vegas has a great destination for gay guys close to the Strip called The Blue Moon Hotel & Resort.

http://www.bluemoonlv.com/

PS: Chuck Palahnuik, author of “Fight Club” also came out of the closet a few years back.

PSS: Standing by to be Rick Rolled by Rooshie AGAIN! Well Rick Astley IS THE MAN, ya know, you big silly!

for someone who professes to be so worldwise and all-knowing, 7 days in Vegas reeks of douchebaggery and personal sadness. Unless you were there for work, there is no way anyone should spend any longer than 3 days in that sh!thole town.

you’ve been exposed as nothing more than one of the tools you repeatedly judge in DC clubs with your passive agressive notes you place here on your blog.

it’s just sad.

oh, and good job on leaving your trek through South American early. Completely understandable since you had so much to rush home to.

figure your sh!t out and stop whining.

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Starving artist lifestyle? Isn’t there some sort of artistic aspect to that lifestyle?

Oh, I see, you think that being a horny dickhole is an artform…

Vegas is a stupid and depressing place. I can’t understand the appeal. Spend what you spend in vegas in adams morgan and you can buy everyone jumbo slice in adams morgan. Now thats how to get girls….

(Fyi I lost $300 at blackjack). — after that you shoulda wrote “see haters, i’m not cheap”

um where the fuck were you a week ago?!?!

Asshole….

I spent several days in Vegas and left on Memorial Day. Damn. Tapped me out. I know exactly what you’re talking about. And we stayed at the MGM where the UFC shit was going on so TONS of that. This girl was coming back to my hotel, said she just wanted to say bye to her friends. Mistake! They got in a fight and bitch got tossed! I left her in tears and zeroed in on cougar-trash. The non-club bars are the place to be; they always have fresh meat rolling in… Only In Vegas. I

I lived in Vegas for 2 years. I found the key is try picking up chicks in the daytime, at the water park, or at one of the strip pools, This way, if you pick up a chick, you can hang with them for a while in the day, and if things go good hook up with them later, if not, go crash from 5PM to around 1:00AM, then hit the club at 2. There are no lines, most of the couples have got horny and headed back to their room by then. You walk in, completely sober and rested, while everybody else is drunk, tired, and basically looks like crap. I could usually walk in around 2am, and leave with a reasonably hot girl, reasonably drunk(off of other guys money), and head to her room. Forget the gambling, it’s a tax at people who are bad at math. Also, if you get hungry, have a rental car and go 5 blocks away from the strip and eat off strip, where the prices are normal. This my friends, is how you “Bang” in Vegas.

Vegas is a waste of time. When you can only “recon by fire”, it’s a total waste (though, hookers are easy to spot in hotel lobbies). Go to eastern Europe; you’ll find happiness.

If you can’t pickup a girl at the Hard Rock Circle bar, then you truly have no game. In 10 trips to Vegas, that bar has provided 8 out of the ten trips and NO they weren’t hookers and they were all 7+ in the looks department.

surprised there were nickel slots. atlantic city got rid of most of the cheapo slots years ago.

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