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By: South America By The Numbers » Roosh V

South America By The Numbers » Roosh V — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 13:36:52 +0000

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By: Mel R.

Mel R. — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:40:57 +0000

…Eww. Goddamn.

By: Peter

Peter — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 11:14:10 +0000

the bat story is absolutely the mostest freakiest shit i’ve ever heard in my life. holy crap.

so, i guess he was there the whole time, even with the light on, but you just didn’t notice him? maybe not. maybe he ate some poison, decided to check out the ceiling for a bit, and then just dozed off into death.

that’s too much. way too much. i’m afraid to come back to this blog. i might wake up next to a dead tiger or some shit. unreal.

i can imagine you tellin this story in a bar. people will just be like GTFOH.

By: Wendy

Wendy — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 21:59:06 +0000

that was a harmless lil ghecko. You could have picked him up and moved him as long as you had his head isolated from flesh. (I have been bit by a ghecko, it hurts but isn't that bad) As for the bat, yeah, that is odd and I am glad you went to get the vaccines. Totally worth the money. Weird he just died on you, weird. Wendy's last blog post: I Want A New Drug, One That Won't Make Me Shit.

By: Jack Goes Forth

Jack Goes Forth — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 18:32:35 +0000

While it may not seem that funny to you, it is very hilarious. What would have really added comedy to the situation would be if you had some broad back at this shithole with you. The bat would have landed on her back and her, being used to cheap hotel rooms and third world conditions would have shrugged it off and went right back to sleep. Infact she may have initiated sex with you after such an incident, insisting that the bat stay in the bed during intercourse. Its an Asuncion thing.... Hope all goes well in Brazil. Jack Goes Forth's last blog post: The State Of Jack Address.

By: terps

terps — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:27:42 +0000

you’re planning on getting all five shots, right? be safe

By: Roosh

Roosh — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 05:24:09 +0000

The shots in the stomach thing is no longer done. You get it in your deltoid (arm) and it feels like any other shot. If you have a bite, you also get a shot of immunoglobulin at the bite.

It´s ideal to get the shot the same day, but as long as you arent showing symptoms, it is worth it to get it at any time you can.

By: Bobby Rio

Bobby Rio — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 22:50:04 +0000

Crazy shit man... reminds me of the episode of the office when Michael does a fund raiser for rabies... Bobby Rio's last blog post: Rules For the Pua Texting Girls.

By: roissy

roissy — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 20:00:30 +0000

i saw a mouse in my place once, looked at it with bemusement, then went right back to sleep. pussies. not surprised that people don't know they've been bitten. i think bats secrete an anaesthetic in their saliva so they don't wake their victims. btw, i understand rabies shots are especially painful. did you get them in your stomach? roissy's last blog post: Don?t Get Married.

By: suicide_blond

suicide_blond — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 19:55:35 +0000

umm..yeah… that would be the “time to come home sign”… from the gods… dont fuck with the gods..
xoxo

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By: mr. hanky

mr. hanky — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 19:12:53 +0000

the fact that you got the rabies shot right after the incident means that you’re in the clear. the incubation period is usually a minimum of 2ish weeks.

By: inSOMnia

inSOMnia — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:58:18 +0000

LOLOLOL. I am going to call you batman from now on.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:48:12 +0000

oh another thing. never kill a lizard. They are your friends, they will eat spiders, cochroaches, etc. Of course, like you say, a huge lizard isnt a good sign because it shows that there are plenty of insects around.

IMO from my experiences living in Miami, a dead lizard in the house was always a good sign (death by starvation)

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:46:24 +0000

how do you know the bat was actually dead? Maybe it was just sleeping…

By: eugenius

eugenius — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:07:03 +0000

After you come back to the states and your immune system recovers fully, you will be bulletproof. I will test you by sending you in all the level 4 clinical labs just to prove to everyone you have the blood of an alligator (per discovery channel the most immune blood in the world ).

PS. Your story only proves that it is now time to move on to more popular parts of the countries you visit…..Rio is the place to be……

By: shit licker

shit licker — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:06:57 +0000

roosh-

this is far and away the most legendary post you have produced. amazing.

shit licker

By: Ad4m

Ad4m — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:55:06 +0000

Dude that is an awesome story, feel for you!

By: terps

terps — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:30:55 +0000

damn, I’d have freaked, too. At least you didn’t get attacked by a wild boar :)

By: Generate

Generate — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:14:20 +0000

Roosh! That is crazy!!!!

By: miik

miik — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 15:40:38 +0000

Cujo?