Recently Lithuania found out about my book Bang Lithuania and went wild with rage, just like has happened in Iceland, Denmark, Colombia, and to a lesser extent, Estonia. As per the media outrage playbook, I got a request for an interview.
In response to my travel guides, I’ve done two live radio interviews, a couple phone interviews, and many email interviews. The one thing I learned is that no matter how reasoned, logical, or polite I am, I’m still going to get fucked when they ask me retarded questions (Colombia), cut me off live on the air (Denmark), or be highly selective about which of my responses they publish (Iceland). The reporters job is to ensure I stay the villain to sustain national outrage, which provides them with viewers and listeners for cheap.
So when a Lithuanian reporter asked me for an interview, I was ready to say no. But then I asked myself, why not have fun with it? I agreed to the interview and gave her bogus answers that I hoped would piss off both the men and women of Lithuania even more. And in this, I think I succeeded, for the entire interview was published on the news portal Delfi. Here it is…
I notice you call Lithuania a third world country. Why?
Where did you see this? I never called it third world.
So I read you’re a microbiologist. Why did you decide to write about girls and sex and stuff? What happened when you?
Having sex with foreign women and writing about it is more exciting than working in a science laboratory with Asian and Indian men.
Do you actually believe that things written in your books work? Does anybody actually buy your books?
My books are “non-fiction,” which means they are true. I noticed that no one in Lithuania is actually challenging my observations. I’m accurate in Bang Lithuania like I have been in my eight other love tourism guides.
I have sold almost one million of my books. I hope to cross the two million mark in a couple years. While some men prefer to spread their manliness by having children, I write books. American men are hungry for sex knowledge, and my books satisfy that hunger. I know what men truly want…. sex.
Do you mind being called a sexist?
No, it is a compliment. If people do not call me sexist, then that means I’m a weak man. I am a strong man, not weak.
Do you have any goals in your life? What are they?
To have consensual sex with as many European women as humanely possible. My parents are Middle Eastern, so to have sex with white women of pure race is great form of pleasure for me. If I was born 5000 years ago, there is no way I could have sexual access to such beautiful and pristine women.
How do you make a living?
I sell books.
Are you still on Southern Poverty Law Center’s list?
Yes. This list has helped me sell a lot of books. Is there a list in Lithuania I can be placed on?
What is an ideal woman for you? Both physically and mentally
I don’t care about her mental attributes. I like her to be petite, dark hair, slender, with a large butt. Unfortunately, Lithuanian girls have very small butts, like Asian boys. Also, breasts are not important to me, but Lithuanian girls usually have big breasts. But not as big as Polish girls.
Do you have a girlfriend? Can you be a monogamist? And do you think any girl can trust you? after all you only write about picking them up and getting laid
No, I do not have a girlfriend, because after a couple of months they find out who I really am. Once that happens, they get their fathers, brothers, and cousins involved and it causes a lot of problems for me. I’ve been admitted to the hospital twice because of incidents involving the family. I rather not explain further.
And do you imagine yourself in a committed relationship?
Yes, but only after I create a new identity. I plan on teaching English to foreign kids who have rich parents and can give me enough salary to support the playboy lifestyle I’ve become accustomed to. I will obviously have to change my name and appearance.
How did you decide to go to Lithuania? Had you heard anything about Lithuanian women before? If so – what (a few examples)?
I went to Lithuania because I wanted to perform the “Baltic flag sweep.” This is when a man sleeps with a woman from Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania. (Capturing “flags” is a fun American game, but with sex instead of sports). I already had sex with an Estonian and Latvian woman, so only Lithuania was remaining. I was very satisfied when I completed this mission. I felt like the biggest man in the world, like I could climb any mountain in Europe.
Summary – Lithuanian girls, what they’re like?
They’re very beautiful but it takes time to get them into bed. They were not impressed when I told them I was a writer. Unfortunately, Lithuanian women are not as desperate to be with an American man as I had originally thought. I imagined they would throw themselves on me and beg me to take them to America, but this did not happen. They seem to like Lithuanian men who play basketball and wear Adidas clothing.
With how many Lithuanians did you sleep? What was the quickest “score” in Kaunas? (no names please just tell me methods, time and so on)
I don’t want to disrespect the Lithuanian women I slept with by answering this question, but I’ll just say that it was A LOT of women.
Please don’t take it too personally blame my curriosity. You are not the best looking man (in an objective comparison with movie or sports stars’ standarts), do you think that was one of the reasons you didn’t sleep with a girl above 6 in Lithuania?
Yes, my unattractive appearance hurts my sex life and I blame my parents for this, but what can I do? During the end of my stay in Lithuania, I started lying to girls by saying I owned two t-shirt factories in China. They gave me much more positive attention than when I said I was a travel writer. I wish I had more time to leverage my status as a Chinese factory owner, but I could only stay for one month because Estonian neo-nazis found out where I was and threatened to beat me up. Next time I visit Lithuania, I will lie about my money and status from the very beginning to sleep with 7′s and above. I will also wear Adidas sweat pants because I saw a lot of beautiful girls with men who wore them.
I believe, you’ve got loads of negative attetion from readers, from media… How do you react? Do you ever say anything to them?
I know I’m doing something right when people from all around the world hate me. Didn’t Jesus get negative attention when he was spreading the word of God? If I die because of my work, it will be worth it. My books will live on forever.
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Poe said it best: “”Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won’t mistake for the real thing.”
Not good enough until you become persona-non-grata in a country. If you wish, I can set you up for that in Russia, but that could get you in huge trouble.
“I wish I had more time to leverage my status as a Chinese factory owner, but I could only stay for one month because Estonian neo-nazis found out where I was and threatened to beat me up. Next time I visit Lithuania, I will lie about my money and status from the very beginning to sleep with 7′s and above. I will also wear Adidas sweat pants because I saw a lot of beautiful girls with men who wore them.”
I’m DYING here!!! Roosh, you rapscallion!
Holy shit how I laughed about the sweat pants bit! Golden stuff Roosh, you played them right!
Barkov do you realize he could actually get killed in Russia if people found out about that
i think, Lithuania(and other Baltic States) was raped by Soviets in the WWII’s era, and the resulta was that people have some type of nationalist chauvinistc’s sentiments.
(ps: my english isnt good).
“(…)Russian soldiers and officials were eager to spend their appreciated rubles and caused massive shortages of goods.(…) The Lithuanian litas was artificially depreciated 3–4 times its actual value and withdrawn by March 1941.”
haha god I fucking loved this interview, smashed it Roosh
“To have consensual sex with as many European women as humanely possible. My parents are Middle Eastern, so to have sex with white women of pure race is great form of pleasure for me. If I was born 5000 years ago, there is no way I could have sexual access to such beautiful and pristine women.”
I don’t think I’ve really laughed at anything posted online in a long time, but that sentence was absolute gold. A bunch of Harvard faculty are wondering why I was laughing like a madman just now. Classic.
Race trolling, attacking men’s fashion, insinuating Lithuanian women are gold-digging whores, and making yourself out to be a total monster…
Well done. I wouldn’t be surprised if they ban your ass from that country.
Hilarious. I wonder if you’re playing with fire here.
They’ll make a movie about you one of these days…
“The misadventures of Roosh V”
Just you watch!
It is really amazing how few people pick up on sarcasm.
Lithuania…why so serious..???
Everyone is angry about everything in the world, people are so angry that they can’t even understand humor when its happening right in front of them. By the way now that I think about it, its actually true….wittiness and sarcasm is not the strongest virtue for most people in the Baltics….nothing is funny to them……ever. :-(
BrownBear, yes, I know. I used to live in Vladivostok and know how it goes. I don’t agree with many of Roosh’ ideas and values but from that to get his life in danger? no.
Take it as a piece of advice, tho, now that you are setting up the Russia trip logistics. If it were up to me, I’d tell you not to bring such many people with such attitude. But since it can’t be stopped, just don’t take them to Екатеринбург. Уралмашевская группировка owns most of the clubs there under the table and they hate pick up artists, especially those who are too obvious.
LMFAO at the Adidas sweat pants comment, and the ancestors part. Keep at it Roosh, have much respect for someone in your position who isn’t constantly trying to get more money out of their readers, like others are. Keep up the posts
“Yes. This list has helped me sell a lot of books. Is there a list in Lithuania I can be placed on?”
Brilliant! And I am smiling wryly because my ex-wife is of Lithuanian extraction.
I just choked on my laughter.
aw trolling has become my favorite past time…i imagine those baltic states have many slow news days as all three are smaller than the city i live in right now….
the tabloids in these countries cant be half as bad as the english tabloids…im pretty sure the english tabloids have cost the english at least one world cup by scarring away guus hiddink and making expectations impossibly high for the three lions….
Didn’t Jesus get negative attention when he was spreading the word of God?
That’s hilarious.. The guy must have thought you were on drugs! Or having illusions of grandeur! Truly funny!
Too bad we can’t see the comments..
I was rolling reading those responses… That is how to handle them, make the apoplectic… I used to do that all the time when people would ask me things – you know they are going to report non-sense, so make is so over the top that they cannot really hold a candle to what you gave them…
Now, really let this so-called called news site know how they got GAMED, just like the easily played, often mindless women that they’re trying to protect with such an “informative” article.
New people are just like women — they want to hear a good story before they jump in bed with you, and then they’ll rationalize and justify their stupidity for ever falling prey so easily to being gamed.
loved the article you wrote on return of kings(how come you have 2 seperate websites
should post this article on the asian/indian travel forum(theys be happy to read it)
“Is there a list in Lithuania I can be placed on?”
You’re like the american version of Borat, LOL.
they got their bogus interview to fraud their readers
you get more customers :)
Your are trying on the mask of fame, Roosh, and it will eat your face eventually.
So you guys think that such a news gonna help you to get laid faster and easier now ?! :D well if you think yes, then you’re total dummy / idiot.
And yes, don’t forget that more guys (thousands of them) now know about this, so don’t be afraid to loose your teeth, if try to be like Roosh :)
great interview :)) you would laugh so hard if you would understand the comments (half of them how slutty Lithuanian girls are, another half sincerely believing you’re a main danger for the country :D
anyways only low lifers write comments in that so called news site (that’s why it’s so popular)
cheers for promoting Lithuania from a Lithuanian girl :D
p.s. you could have said we are easier because of you some dudes won’t accept the challenge and won’t come to waist their money here :))
well who doesnt like white women
the hottest women in india and middle east are always the most european lookin…though latin americans are hot as hell…despite being white is beatiful there
the ugly pua will always have more game than the handsome pua
From one troll to another, I salute you.
The next step has got to be in location city review videos. Roosh in the club, tour of the pad, talk to some girls on the street. Vice style. You could really make something big out of this.
I wish you wouldn’t have used any language with “American” or “American Men”. In a way, you’re forming negative impression for any single American man who would someday like to visit. Thumbs down.
Come to Lithuania again and you will be killed muslim monkey! Fuck your parents, we hope they get cancer and die.
Your trolling is too subtle here! Normal trolling, you want people to take the bait, but in this case, you should have really blown your cover and gone completely over the top!
Borat come again and we’ll stick a showel in your hairy ass and burn you alive
I do not approve of your behavior, Roosh. I am sending you sensitivity awareness and cooperation headquarters. You shall be fixed.
Your best in years. You are the Borak of the Web. Keep it up.
Butthurt Lithuanians FTW.
You would think that a country like Lithuania would promote books that help men get laid there, especially given that the suicide rate of the men in that country is so unbelievably high. Comparing the rates of male to female suicide is ridiculous (with men offing themselves at nearly five times the rate of women).
It makes you wonder what they are so upset about. I haven’t been following this too closely but I am curious whether or not your haters in that country are mostly men or women. It really wouldn’t make sense for the men to be so pissed. Even if you are a foreigner they should still be able to get some useful gems of info from you.
Now you can go turn on your porn and continue to masturbate looking at European girls loser… Go eat dick you fag or beat yourself in the face.. Or better off, come to Lithuania and get yourself beaten up and humiliated. you damn loser…
Sorry if this is egregiously O/T but I’m in need of a hand. For some reason I am totally unable to get anything through to Chateau/Heartiste’s outfit: email, post, anything. Every post or email simply disappears, no ‘moderation’, no acknowledgment, nothing at all. I managed to post something a few years ago but I can’t remember what it was and I can’t remember what name I used. Then I started trying again with ‘OlioOx’ a few months ago and couldn’t get through at all. Can anyone help or advise?
Roosh isnt muslim…an hes not the only guy u have to worry about…mark zolo aka naughtynomad banged your nation as well i belive an is givin info
How u gonna kill them when the men of lithuanina are killin themselves in high numbers
hahaha this motherfucker is FAMOUS! just from getting pussy and tellin people about his experiences and how he did it. FAMOUS MOTHERFUCKER FAMOUS!!!
they think its gonna shame you. keep writing books. hell write some fucked up shit in them. like write how some certain nationality likes bukakke and to toss salads for some reason. write how “swedish girls like to get peed on” and shit. hahaha.
get em sweatin.
Good job Lithuanian girls. From Roosh about Lithuanian girls:
“Bad attitudes. It pains me to write that the attitude here could be harsh, sometimes even worse than America. For example, one girl called me a “monkey” when I approached her. Lots of girls went out of their way to try to make me feel like shit.”
lol this is the top rated comment translated:
“Why bother to write a book and all … Free to share a few tips:
What you must know the men or Gentleman’s kit:
Ferrari, a Japanese restaurant, 50gr. martini, a couple of phrases about the “stars,” and she will.
Ferrari, a Japanese restaurant, 50gr. martini, a couple of phrases which dures resident of Vilnius and its yours.
it is your …
A bottle of vodka with her dad, a couple of phrases about “stars” with her mom, evening wedding 700 people “Rubliovkoje and have the morning to you Ferrari, a Japanese restaurant, Martini Factory …..
And then the girls spill: from Vilnius to Kaunas. from the province :))))
DELFI you produce high-quality free content. You atsidėkotumėte us if dalintumėtės following his sending a link instead of copying and pasting text.”
haha which of you trolled with these:
‘Oh I like him, he’s a great guy’
‘This bear has had more sex with Lithuanian women than most litu adidas men have in their life’
SO, you’ve sold ALMOST 1 million of your books….
that means…if your books are priced at least $2(we know they are priced more than this)…let say, if your books are priced at least $2…you are already a millionaire.
Most microbiologist that graduated with you…doctors that graduated with you are not millionaires.
[Roosh: Yeah that was a lie like most of the interview.]
“I have sold almost one million of my books.”
hmmm….that means you’ve sold more than 500,000 of your books…that means that you are a millionaire because your books are not priced at $1….hmmm….
This clinches it — I am going out to buy some Adidas sweat pants. Today, I think.
What the fuck is it with the sweat pants, anyway?
Hey, hey, not entire country hates you!!
Greetings! I’m true lithuanian and I don’t give a shit about this made-up scandal. Hatters gonna hate. So be it.
There’s a lot of people who just don’t care – so, not entire country ;)
There is no success without being hated. Look at Tom Cruise for an example.
I have had highly trained, otherwise intelligent actors I work with tell me he’s gay with total assurance, not even realizing the sour grape juice running own the front of their shirt.
I guess there is something like being a surgeon where you do something non-controversial which takes great persistence, but when it comes to arts or social commentary, this is generally the route that must be taken.
Dude, you are awesome! :) Kudos for trolling delfi. The journalists here are dipshits.
I’m a Lithuanian who grew up in DC and I can confirm that your observations are spot-on. I’d be glad to fill you in some more. Would you have any advice for Europeans gaming in the US? Best of luck, man!
Keyboard badasses threatenung to beat us up, are just a bunch of AFC pussies. And besides you just look stupid threatenung to beat a guy up because girls want to fuck him more than they want you. We’ve heard it all before, if you were any kind of man yourself you wouldn’t care who some guy from D.C. fucjs or what he writes in his books. Because you eould have options yourself. Threatening PUAs is just for desperate losers.
Congrats on the free promo.
You will sell a whole lot more books in Eastern Europe because of this.
BTW – if the info you gave on the type of woman you prefer is accurate, you will learn to love Asian girls if you can get past the eyes … they tend to be petite, dark-haired & many are slender with large butts.
Also many Asian cultures are EXTREMELY sexist, to the point that a sexist neanderthal like yourself (by Western standards) may well seem like a liberated man who will provide much more freedom in relationship than a typical Asian man.
This guy is 100% LOSER by Lithuanian standards, only American nerds who spend half of their life online can even read his OPINION BASED crap! Americans, get a life! Get outside the house, you’re even scared to come to Lithuania and go out because you will get beaten and robbed…
Roosh we feel sorry for you, you are in your 30′s with no money, no looks, no friends, no real girlfriend, nothing.. basically you are a “bum” that writes an online blog (everybody outside of your loser readers would tell you that). . . You have no life, and time is ticking, soon you’ll be 40 and then what? You’re a joke, better start thinking like a real men not like teenager, or you end up desperate… Most important this doesn’t even make you happy! I would recommend to see a therapist before it’s too late, and I’m serious, not even making fun of you…
real men always make fun and beat PUA fags, especially in Lithuania
You terrible asshole
This is great stuff
The part about blaming your parents for your appearance had me dying
You should never do a serious interview again
Also drop personal information in each interview that’s conflicting and self-contradictory
roosh take your forum member fags and come to LTU, and we beat you all.. I can see foreigner fag like Roosh a mile a way. He can’t even stand for himself, he’s 100% fag. Police won’t help you in Lithuania haha get ready to be raped fag
When do you plan to write Bang Louisiana?
that fag banged your women…guess theres too many homos in europe
the european girls got u guys by the balls, what makes u think handle another man….. in a non sexual way
All these guys hatin’ on Roosh sound like the Nihilist from the Big Lebowski.
They should be greatful, you put the place on the map, well ok, not on the map, but at least it got mentioned
Oh Roosh, I wish you could come to Riga with your own stand-up comedy show :D Sharing some sex tourist’s (aka travel writer’s) success or no succcess stories in the Baltics. Keep me updated!
Roosh Vorek getting raped by a Lithuanian http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvm45NljihM&feature=relmfu – 3:00 .
[...] Amusing. [...]
seem like lithuanian mans who posts here want to have sex with you long time, they can no get any from there own womens, ha!
“I was rolling reading those responses… That is how to handle them, make the apoplectic… I used to do that all the time when people would ask me things – you know they are going to report non-sense, so make is so over the top that they cannot really hold a candle to what you gave them…”
I think this is what Roosh would call “agree and amplify”…the press are so much like women.
“This guy is 100% LOSER by Lithuanian standards, only American nerds who spend half of their life online can even read his OPINION BASED crap! Americans, get a life! Get outside the house, you’re even scared to come to Lithuania and go out because you will get beaten and robbed…”
Says the troll who is spending his life online reading said “opinion based” crap.
“Roosh we feel sorry for you, you are in your 30′s with no money, no looks, no friends, no real girlfriend, nothing..”
Except all the time in the world (and money from the sales of his books) to travel to more countries than you can even wet dream about and fuck more women that you can jerk off to on your YouPorn.
“basically you are a “bum” that writes an online blog (everybody outside of your loser readers would tell you that). . . ”
What’s wrong with being a “bum” if you get to travel and snag some good pussy? Sign me up.
“You have no life, and time is ticking, soon you’ll be 40 and then what?”
Then he’ll will have fucked another 300 women…what will you have accomplished?
“You’re a joke, better start thinking like a real men not like teenager, or you end up desperate… Most important this doesn’t even make you happy! I would recommend to see a therapist before it’s too late, and I’m serious, not even making fun of you…”
This has got to be a woman troll, no question. Classic shaming language and an appeal to “man up!”
You must be a virgin moron, since your life goal is to become a bum like roosh and fuck as many ugly women as possible. how old are you 15? do you really think roosh fucked any good looking women in Lithuania? there is no way good looking lithuanian girl, would sleep with roosh. he looks like a muslim bum with his beard, doesn’t even speak local language, nor have money or personality, he only banged some polish bitch and some drunk farmer girls, good looking lithuanians called him monkey, and made him feel like a loser, that he is…
Roosh is a scumbag. He’s angry on the whole world, on women, but he’s angry on himself the most. He needs to be hospitalized or I hope someone in Russia will cut his head off, since he was too scared to go out in Lithuania, and only went into the clubs and malls, where there are high numbers of security, if he would come to other places Lithuanians would stab him with no questions asked
Roosh, you’re my hero man
LMAO at all this lithuanian betas commenting shit lol. Get a life, fuck a girl, do shit people!
at least Lithuanians already know your face and i know you would not dare to go to Kaunas again because you will be history my friend!!
what are betas? you pua fags get a life?? mofos commenting some garbage, come to Kaunas with your beta alpha bullshit and you life will be over
roosh come again and get kicked in the face similar like this muslim fag in uk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nfj6StjFyHE
“You must be a virgin moron, since your life goal is to become…(blah, blah, blah)”
Damn Roosh, you sure stirred up some Lithuanian-grade hatin’ on here today. lol
Or maybe Jizzabel decided to link you or something.
–They hate you ’cause they can’t be you.
“Roosh is a scumbag. He’s angry on the whole world,”
“I hope someone in Russia will cut his head off”
I’m enjoying watching all this on here. The sounds of thousands of frustrated keyclicks in Lithuania, in dozens of crappy bedsits venting in their impotent frustration that a FOREIGNER is able to fuck your women…well.
he fucked nobody, its all bullshit
Roosh you are very lonely. It’s going to be this way until you quit this crap forever.
So Roosh, what happened with the Colombian interview? Why did they cut you off? Colombia loves to pigeonhole Americans that come to Colombia as sex perverts chasing 13 year old girls. The government knows that they men that come to Colombia are incredibly beneficial to the place and their economic picture has changed measurably since men started going there. It not only drives the tourism businesses but changed perception and increased other business relationships.
I got in a rock and roll argument online with a Colombian girl. She said all Americans want the 15 year old girls.
I went off. I said American men come there because Colombian women are willing to sell it. Why don’t Americans go to Ecuador or Guatemala, those places are poor? Why do they go to Colombia? Because the Colombian women have the propensity to sell it, that’s why the Americans come. That there is thriving child prostitution trade in Colombia and not enough Americans come to Colombia to support it. I never see any other Americans on the 12 planes that I have taken down there. Maybe once or twice. I go weeks without seeing another American in country. The Colombians are the ones supporting that child shit. Americans are usually too afraid to even think about it. I didn’t even know it went on until I saw a story in the news. And I said for every child working as a prostitute, there is some Colombian mother or aunt that is doing the selling of the kid and collecting the money.
There are always that rare bird that that is pedo, but the vast majority of American men that go to Colombia don’t even chase legal hookers. They don’t have to. The normal girls will fuck you. Just join an online site and go down there and you can have all the action you could want without resorting to hookers. There’s maybe 5 or 6 businesses that promote sex tourism and maybe have 5 or 6 clients at a time. And most of those guys are such geemers that they couldn’t get laid in America with a gun.
But the press loves to paint this picture of sex crazed perverted Americans.
So what were the questions like during the Colombian interview? Why did they cut you off? Were you not answering in a way that would allow them to continue that preconception?
Fucking hilarious! Funny where you said you blamed your parents for your looks! I loved the Jesus comparison and if you die for spreading the word it will be worth it. You get an A++
You are a god amongst men
Roosh come here again to Lithuania and I hang myself.
bitch you’re not Lithuanian, you’re a little pussy sitting behind the computer with your small dick in your hand. Lithuanians are strongest people on earth, and you’re just another american loser that can’t get laid with good looking american women, and go to 3rd world Ukraine to get some poor white slavic trash.
Eugenius, no one is serious here. Get the sarcasm from both sides. I’m Lithuanian and am more sarcastic then British people all together, and so are my friends. There are always two categories of people: intelligent and not quite. Roosh is being hated by those who are ‘not quite’.
I knew Roosh was Jesus from the very beginning.
Some dumbasses posted angry comments on Delfi (like they always do) and he made the conclusions the whole country hated him. I personally thought the interview was funny.
Roosh you hate women, so come to Kaunas again and we will hang you naked on the tree you poor hairy nerd
This is hysterical. The comments from what I am assuming to be from Lithuanians are even more hysterical.
I gotta try trolling whole countries. Sounds like fun :)
hey Roosh, come to Vilnius, please. i’m a fan and i want to fuck.
From now on, me and my friends know this. And many more as well.
Sorry americans but you did a mistake in this time. Now we know exactly why u’re guys coming here., becuase you just want to bang my or my friends sister. We will crash your face. doesn’t matter if you one or four… ;)
Bealive me, all this shit was advertized on the most popular news site. And there was nearly 1000 comments.
Pissing my pants with laughter. Thank you.