A form of sex that eludes many men is groupie sex, where a specific accomplishment or creation has built enough attraction for a girl to fuck you. The only game needed in that case is “don’t fuck up” game. In Western culture, where being known is more important than having skill, cultivating your own groupie harem is a reliable way to get easy sex from girls in the 5-7 range. Here’s how you can do it…
1. Start a nightlife, party, and game hybrid blog for the city you live in. Write about going out and having fun. Skip the philosophy and politics.
2. Once in a while, post a picture of yourself. It doesn’t even have to be a clear picture of your face, just something that hints at the strapping man behind the mirror.
3. Blog five times a week. If you’re starting from scratch you have to amp up your quantity to get noticed. Make your content a little sexist, but you don’t have to go full-Roosh.
4. Share a couple sex stories that hint at you being a desirable, experienced man. One of your stories should have the following line: “She told me that no other man made her cum as hard as I did.”
5. Connect with your scene’s top bloggers by commenting on their shitty blogs. It’s okay to be a comment whore as long as you’re giving value. The better your comments are, the more likely someone will click over to your site.
6. Cultivate your audience. After six months and at least 100 blog posts, you should have at least 300 unique visitors a day, half of that from locals. You will get occasional emails and comments from girls that you can follow-up on. If a girl is leaving comments on your blog with her email address, it’s acceptable to contact her privately (in fact, she probably wants you to).
7. Attend local blogger meetups. Among the local set your half-Roosh sexist content should have helped built a reputation that will no doubt precede you. If there are no meetups in your city, coordinate with two other girl bloggers to plan one (they have mostly a female following). Throw a happy hour in a centrally located part of the city.
8. Fuck all the groupies.
I had the most amount of groupies when I ran DC Bachelor, when over 60% of my audience was from DC (now it’s less than 5%). There were monthly happy hours with a freshly rotating crop of vagina that passed my boner test. By 2007, my blogger buddies and I had banged most of the cutest blogger chicks and their readers. (Fun fact: it came out later that both Roissy and I banged the same groupie—what a lucky girl!) Sadly, the quality of groupies soon took a huge dive and the happy hours became more of a support group for fatties once they found out they could get easy attention in spite of their unsightly appearance.
As my readership has gone international, so have my groupies. When I was living in Colombia, I started getting hit up by a Brazilian girl on Twitter. She was gorgeous, so call me beta for making sure to stop by her horrible city in the Northeast for one week of magnificent love-making. Unfortunately, my current crop of lady fans live in random parts of the world. My groupie days have come to an end.
Your first groupie will probably be a thickie blogger chick who wears flip flops, but don’t worry—your quality will increase with your notoriety and blogger status. Soon after that will come the paranoia, where you’re not sure if that chick is looking at you because she likes you or because she knows you. Probably both.
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I hope not….
It’s better to just plan in a shitty band at a local college dive bar.
do you recommend using? Tumblr seems to be the most popular for girls of my age, but I can’t help but think it’s not really a “blogging” site anymore; Rather, it’s become a jpg and gif site where you make your own memes. Although I can see the value if your posts are good enough to get reblogged constantly.
facebook is good substitute for this strategy and much less work to implement and maintain.
I was going to say use Facebook to create and maintain your online rockstar persona.
That lucky groupie should write a book, a la “sweet, sweet” Connie Hamzy.
Your own blog is far superior to FB, you have more control over the brand. Just get a plug-in that allows people to make comments from their FB accounts if you need too.
have read you news i a danish newspaper …. u wrote …. the danish woman fill up space in the bar so the swett hores didn,t had any space ;),,,,could it be that u had fucked a dane and maybe she told everybody that u got a small cock ????see you cant find more sexuell free women than in denmark :) so perhaps you should keep un paying for sex you wanker …
I agree with Commenter #3, its better to play in a band or even be some Club promoter, if you’re just trying to get some ass using some status.
I don’t have groupies(yet). I would lie and say it wouldn’t be badass to have some, however living in a town half the size of D.C. I don’t know if that would bode well, since word travels fast in these parts. I know a few of my buddies read my blog and as well as a few chicks. Now when I gout with my buddies they expect “The Crazies” to happen, when sometimes I just wanna go out have a drink and chill.
Roosh’s 2nd point I like a lot. A lot of bloggers talk this and that. Yet you rarely see pics of them or what their doing. I know a few guys on seduction forums post pics and vids in their Field reports. you can blur shit out and still have pics, or you can be an OG like me and do it big.
I know a guy who posts pics of girls being tied up and shit,he’s into S&M ha ha. I take pics cause I have a fuzzy memory and it helps me remember events of the night(even when I’m sober I forget stuff cause I rarely focus on what to say when I talk to chicks but how I say it).
#3 is on point the more you blog the higher your views go, blog less and your views go to shit.
I would love to go to a blog meetup in my city, I gotta look that up, anyone know any sites for that stuff?
This is how we party in Brookyn Roosh, check out the victory party from last night after the superbowl!!
I might have my first groupie experience soon.I met a German girl in Paraguay when staying in a hostel. i was banging a local girl there and dating another while trying to play a few more. At that time i was working my ass of to get laid a lot. As soon as the German found out about my site, she was instantly more interested. She’s a 6 in looks but has massive boobies. A few weeks later a hot young girl added me on facebook and flirted a lot. They are planning on both visiting me in my hometown soon.
Lets see what happens,
Yes if you have a hobby like playing in a band you meet a lot of girls in real life and from that you can gain groupies, VS sitting in front of your laptop somewhere. Also you get to be around girls who are naturally free-spirited (in other words slutty) who like to drink. Killer combo
One of these days you will accidentally sleep with a dude, if you haven’t slept with several already.
The numbers make it inevitable.
Remember, trannies are the ones that would be most willing in every city.
Unless you are stone-cold sober with all these random women and doing a hard analysis, someone will fool ya.
You already said that all the women of Denmark were manly… hmmm?
Dayum bro, if I were you, my hair would be falling out just thinking about what you may have done!
With surgery getting better and better, methinks it is time hang up the proverbial dancing shoes, no?
i bet roosh has already slept with a number of trannies already
that sounds like lots of work
Your tips might be true, but you’re terrible at it. So i’ve heard…
I was also told that you had some bad experiences with Danish women.
Let me give you some advices.
You cannot pick up women looking like a cave man. Especially not the Danes.
Perhaps you have your luck once in a while, however, Denmark consists of very strong and independent women – You won’t find better women than the scandinavian.
You’re very unexperienced and you need to get a grip, before you start writing a book about women.
You want to maintain your “rockstar” image as a blogger, but you need to get your shit together before you say something you can’t vouch for.
You have fucked once too many hookers, still, you can’t pick up real women.
There are local blogger meet ups?? I must be living under a rock. As soon as I’m wheels down in Texas tomorrow, I’m looking it up.
Proud to be an international groupie!
hey roosh fucking love the video. you relaly take them out. Ive never been to denmark but im more likely gonna take your word over how the woman are there then some feminist posting hate haha.
The best years of my life were the years that I had groupies!
How did I know the first comment would say Lemmonex?
I swear to god, you’re doing this shit in Feminist countries just to piss them off. I approve lolz
Another good way to get groupie sex is to start a shitty band and play all the crappy local dive bars. If my next project gets going soon, maybe I’ll blog about it and see if I can get double the sleazy groupies!
Guess I gotta step my blogging game up.
My blog got me laid a few times. Words are powerful!
Who the F would want group sex!!?I think 3-somes and group sex orgies are way overrated.And if a guy does achieve this,I wanna believe that he’d become jaded by it after the first try of having so much women to contend with.
She likes that she knows you – the more vicarious the sooner the lay
Forget the shitty college band; daygame is an even easier way to get girls. Don’t blog just for the possible groupies!
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