Me – (when I used to date! I’m out of practice!) I liked the straightforward approach.. by men, and on my end too. I once worked at a bookstore in college (great place to meet a certain “type” of man), and once I asked a guy if I could help him find a book. Like 2 minutes later, he came back up to me and asked if I would have dinner with him. And even though it was kind of random and because he didn’t beat around the bush and play games, I said yes. And it was great.

I’m also not shy either. There was once a guy I liked, and I would time my morning work break to Dunkin Donuts with his morning break to DD’s, too. I wasn’t shy about telling him what I wanted!

I just don’t like games. You wanna ask me out? Then just ask. Or don’t.

Anyway, the line used to work because I’d set it up like I was gonna ask them out, but I’d just ask for money. If they found me amusing, I’d say “While you’re at it, do you have anything to eat.” Hahaha. If that worked I’d say “Well, after, do you just wann get married, then?”

You may have to have a reputation as a normal person in school to pull this off. It might not work on a stranger.

A guy who gets laid a ton usually comes off as relaxed – cool and calm. He doesn’t look like he is trying to fuck you — when in fact he is simply counting down the hours in his head before he gets to take your pants off. Knowing all along that this is nothing but a game. He pushes button A – you push button b – he responds and before you know it your are waking up next to him. I never thought like this until someone pointed this out to me and showed me how it worked.

crazy.

its some sick shit.

what a sad world we live in.

That’s a line? When people approach me with that kind of stuff I just assume they are being nice and trying to make conversation. I’m so fucking naive sometimes.
When trying to pick up women, being humorous is usually a plus. I like the number line. That’s golden.

true. and *how* you say it is more important as well.
i’ve used some really contrived openers that went over well based on nothing else than my body language on the approach and how i said the opener. i know this because when i ask girls i’m dating to rate my cheesy openers they all say “oh man, that is so lame! that would never work on me!”
but of course, it has worked. the moment is everything.
the best openers are situational anyhow.