I Don’t Remember Laughing So Hard

Check out Got My Girlfriend To Model For My Car (PICS). Then read the comments for the first few pages. You’ll need tissue.

The girl put the photos up on her Myspace in an album called “Bikini Modeling.” She’s aware the internet is making fun of her right now.

Hm…so I’ve recently been the topic of several internet message boards conversation. I have a few bikini photos on there from a friend of mine. I never said I looked great in a bikini and wasn’t going for high-quality photos. It was fun, purely for entertainment, and it was a beautiful day. Some people think I look great in the bikni, others (obviously) think the exact opposite…..

Obviously.

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24 Comments »
1 AE
1 year, 4 months ago

Um… she has bad teeth and horrible eye make up for Asian eyes. Some of the comments though are like give her eyelids… wtf? Yeah next time let’s tell God to make all his people look more like whitey… sheesh. The woman is NOT FAT… she’s pale… hello blame GOD again for making some races a little on the lighter skin side.

I don’t get it… racist beauty ideals? Seriously all she has are bad teeth

2 AE
1 year, 4 months ago

Also haven’t they noticed a lot of Asian women just don’t have as much junk… lot of my Korean friends used to complain about their flat butts. But oh yeah… their fault for not having the right genetics. They’re all ugllyyy right??

3 spaceman
1 year, 4 months ago

my fav is :
would
not
hit

but
would
club

4 disturbed anon
1 year, 4 months ago

looks like AE is contacting her right now to hit

5 AE
1 year, 4 months ago

Ohh is it bout the comments… then ya those were pretty funny. I think there was one about ugly stick and wtf stick… so baddd hehe. My first reaction was to feel bad for the poor girl who was trying to make her many happy! (even if he got mocked for it)

6 Anonymous
1 year, 4 months ago

If she truly “did not care” then she would not post long notes on myspace telling us how she doesn’t care

7 Anonymous
1 year, 4 months ago

a perfect example of a butterface!

8 BasilRansom
1 year, 4 months ago

fav comment so far:
“Goddamn, your girlfriend is ugly as shit, and I mean that in the nicest possible way.”

Her face is about average for Asians at my university, and her body is way above that. Vast majority of Asians = 0 (on the binary scale).

9 Anonymous
1 year, 4 months ago

She looks like she went to a Halloween party but forgot to change for the photoshoot.

10 Anonymous
1 year, 4 months ago

Is she even Asian?

Reminds me of this uuuuugly chick I knew in college, who I just assumed was Mexican. I’m not saying that Mexicans are all ugly, but this girl was. Later, I found out she was just some white chick with a fucked up face that made her look Mexican.

I doubt this chick is Asian. I’ve been to Asia, the women aren’t THIS bad.

Serves this chick right for posting her photos online. Some people need to be set straight.

11 Roosh
1 year, 4 months ago

Her legs actually aren’t that bad

12 Anonymous
1 year, 4 months ago

I agree, I didn’t really find anything other than her face to be THAT offensive. But, her face looks like my dog’s ass (literally).

13 speakeasy
1 year, 4 months ago

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u214/marcelwinner/WhyYouNoCallMe.gif

14 speakeasy
1 year, 4 months ago

Seriously though, poor girl. I do feel bad for her. She says she’s not hurt on her blog, but it’s clear she is. Looking at her profile, she actually seems like she’d actually be a cool, interesting person to talk to, just not a chic I could ever be attracted to.

15 yourecoolsometimes
1 year, 4 months ago

those pics have to be photoshopped… no fucking way someone can have that same retarded expression, more than once in a lifetime… ok, twice. drunk AND dead.

16 ShesAmanBaby!
1 year, 4 months ago

I’m not even trying to be funny but I think this may be a post op MAN. Look at the hands, the non normal small breasts, and the just overall manly features / body proportions. SOMETHING JUST ISN’T RIGHT. They’ve done studies that humans are adept at picking up on gender based on subtle cues and I think homeboy is dating a transexual.

17 Anonymous
1 year, 4 months ago

The girl has already come forward – she’s a student from Kansas City (age 22), and she’s vehemently defended herself and stood up to the scrutiny.

Check out her Myspace – she’s legit.

She’s just as ugly with clothes on, btw.

But – I bet she has a great snatch.

18 Anonymous
1 year, 4 months ago

Her teeth… Oh my god, her teeth…. who did that to her ? Poor thing… Having to go through life with that… hum… facial expression… Life is so unfair. She looks like her face has been frozen. Or she just died, and came back as an undead. She’s not ungly, she’s damn scary. I know I will have nightmares about that weird smile.

19 Ida
1 year, 4 months ago

Is this an optical illusion?! Are her eyes upside down?

Ida’s last blog post: Let us kill our babies!.

20 Josh
1 year, 4 months ago

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH

Fuck, this is amazing.

“It looks like she washes her face with a bear trap every night”

AHAHAHAHHAHAHH

21 Sweatpants
1 year, 4 months ago

I like the picture where the dog seems to be driving the car. This world would be so much cooler if dogs could drive cars.

1 year, 3 months ago

that shit should be illegal.

dear goodness that hurt my eyeballs.

deutlich’s last blog post: It’s a Ridiculous Organ.

23 Azn Bro
1 year, 3 months ago

“I don’t get it… racist beauty ideals? Seriously all she has are bad teeth”

Haha. This comment is way more racist than anything in that thread. If you think this chick looks like a “normal” Asian, you are crazy.

Her face is fucked up, and any Asian guy will agree.

24 Hawaii pinup girl
1 year, 3 months ago

Holy shit, how did you find those pictures, cruisin the body building sites are we? Poor girl. Here in Hawaii there are tons of Asian people and a lot of them have bad teeth. My friend from Japan said it is desirable to have a jacked up grill, something about past inbreeding to keep the blood pure affected the teeth and it is a sign of royal blood. And I agree that there is some tranny love going on, in one shot (s)he has a bulge!

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