I Lived With A Girl For Five Days

Day 1

The British girl I devirginized arrived to my hotel room with a carry-on bag. I was a bit surprised because we didn’t discuss her staying with me, but since I had no intention of going for other girls, I didn’t say anything. It wasn’t the first time that a girl weaseled a relationship escalation move on me. I’ll have to be more mindful of this in the future.

I hadn’t seen her in three months, so we got right down to sex. It was good. For the first time there were more moans of pleasure than screams of pain.

Day 2

While she was out for work, I explored the city and went to the coffee shop to work. She came home at 6pm and after a couple hours of relaxing in the room, we went to an Italian restaurant. She paid. After that she showed me around the center of her city, but it was touristy and not what I would have liked. We had a couple drinks at a bar. Then we came home and had sex.

Day 3

It was Saturday and in the morning we had sex. She previously disliked it when I hit from behind because it’s “impersonal,” but unprompted she turned over and assumed my favorite position. I went deeper than I ever have. Afterwards I asked her about her change of heart and she said, “I’m starting to like it more.” My sex training was starting to take.

For the first time I felt the urge to separate from her, but instead we had breakfast downstairs. We had more sex. I told her I “had” to get work done and that she was welcome to come with me to the coffee shop with a book. She got bored after an hour, as I expected, because no one has coffee shop endurance like I have, and went back to the room. I enjoyed this time alone and was reluctant to return.

I researched an area of town to go out. We took the subway and stumbled on a Belgian restaurant. Her eyes seemed more focused onto me than before. She knew that I was immediately going to Poland after my time with her.

“I enjoy our time together,” I said, “but knowing what happened last time I was in Poland, I think it’s best we take it one day at a time. Who knows, maybe you’ll meet someone here.”

After a long pause, she said, “I recently started dating someone. It’s early.” Her head bowed slightly. Now I know who she’s been texting on and off from the bed in between my orgasms (she herself has still not experienced an orgasm, as far as I knew).

I was actually pleased. I would feel no guilt with whatever choice I’d make with her. But I was curious: “How long have you been dating? Does he know you’re with someone else?”

“Not very long. He thinks I’m with an American girlfriend.”

We went to a bar, had a drink, then went back to the hotel room to have sex. Like always, we did not use condoms.

Day 4

She left early for a bridal dressing. I timed it so I would leave the hotel room right before she came back to maximize my time away. I went to drink with a couple guys. She texted me on and off, asking if I’m having a nice time and suggesting time points to meet, but I kept it vague and stayed out late. I returned drunk to the hotel room and unrobed her for sex.

When I was about to orgasm, I pulled out and said, “Open your mouth.” I put my dick in her face but she didn’t open. “Open, open!” I said, hurriedly, but her mouth remained closed. Then I came all over her face. I laughed and got her a towel. “I told you to open.”

Day 5

Today was her birthday. I gave her morning sex before she had to go to work, but this time she didn’t want to leave. She snuggled up next to me in a half-dressed state, wanting to talk when I just wanted to sleep. She made a move for my dick, but I denied her. I turned my head away when she wanted to kiss. “You’re going to be late for work!” I said. She left and I felt relieved that I had the next eight hours completely to myself.

I dreaded her return, but when it came I wasn’t entirely displeased. A part of me missed her companionship. For her birthday I took her to Pizza Hut since she told me she liked pizza. She was satisfied and we went back to the hotel room for more sex. Afterwards I told her that I could no longer perform. I never had so much sex in five days.

On my way to the shower, she said, “I have to make a call.”

“Is it the guy?” I asked, mockingly.

“Yes. Are you jealous?”

I laughed. “No, not at all.”

The next morning she insisted on driving me to the airport. As an extra birthday gift I gave her a near-full bottle of Absolut vodka that I had purchased at the airport duty-free shop.

She parked the car at the departure gate. I didn’t want to linger, quickly getting my bags and hugging her goodbye before the tears welling in her eyes fell. I gave her a kiss goodbye and made my way to the terminal, eager for round two of Poland.

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  • HCE

    I’ll take this as a proof that a girl can be sweet, virgin and everything superlative, yet still string nice guys along with no remorse just like the club “slut”. When someone tells her that it was cheating, she is probably going to rationalize this as “it just happened”.

  • Anonymous

    So I take it this is not your annual April-Fools-Day post?

  • http://www.the3bromigos.com bojangles

    This has got to be a joke, a british girl, living with Roosh.

  • Brandon 2.0


    The April Fool’s joke is that he gave the chick several strains of HPV.

  • sdsd

    this nick is sick LOL

  • Wilson

    “American girlfriend”? That Absolut should have been near-empty…

  • Red Pill

    It’s that god damned pizza game. It’s unstoppable.

  • Ben

    Haha I laughed at “near-full bottle”. Your kindness is inspiring

  • http://www.youtube.com/matthosszone Matt H.

    “Open, open!” Hahahaha… holy Christ, that belongs in a movie.

  • Old Glory

    April Fools it seems. I thought the British Virgin disappeared. lol

  • Anonymous

    “weaseled a relationship escalation move on me”

    Ha, yeah, gotta watch out for these.

    “My sex training was starting to take”

    Ha, sex training. My favorite sport.

    “He thinks I’m with an American girlfriend”

    Of course.

    “I timed it so I would leave the hotel room right before she came back to maximize my time away”

    Ha. Perfect.

    “I returned drunk to the hotel room and unrobed her for sex”


    “I laughed and got her a towel. “I told you to open””

    I never get them a towel. I like to see it on her face for a few minutes at least. Sometimes, I continue banging them with the cum all over their face. If I can stay hard!

    “I felt relieved that I had the next eight hours completely to myself”

    I know, seriously! What a relief!

    “before the tears welling in her eyes fell”

    You little heartbreaker you!

    She called the other guy within 1o minutes.

    I recently had a girl stay with me for 3 days. I can relate to this. She was on her spring break and wanted to get away from her place. It was fun but I had to establish a few rules —

    1. No complaining
    2. No negativity after 3pm
    3. I need a few hours to myself for exercise and forum browsing

    It was fun but 3 days was enough. I do miss her companionship but I will survive. A cute 19yo Latina wanted to come see me the day after this chick left but my cock was exhausted and I needed a break.

    I don’t know how guys can live with a woman.

  • Giovonny

    ^^^opps that was me ^^^

  • soundtrack
  • http://youngmanredpill.wordpress.com Keanu

    It really makes you believe in the ability of women to be faithful…

  • Alex

    You’ll miss these days; & these times. Trust me.

  • Timoteo

    When I was about to orgasm, I pulled out and said, “Open your mouth.” I put my dick in her face but she didn’t open. “Open, open!” I said, hurriedly, but her mouth remained closed. Then I came all over her face. I laughed and got her a towel. “I told you to open.”

    HA HA! Roosh is the illest! I know we talk a lot about getting in and getting out, but every now and then it’s nice to settle in with a chick for a little while. Stop hustling for just a few days and relax.

    As sweet as she is, she’s still scandalous. Dating a guy and lying to him, so she can get her face blasted on by another dude. We can never forget just how women are and what they’re capable of.

  • Peter

    The best one is still Roosh having a torrid affair with a Bolivian sheep.

  • Indian_hotguy

    I am a hot guy i want girls.

  • http://ltrfag.wordpress.com/ Lewis F

    Roosh, I started an LTR blog

  • madmax

    ”For the first time I felt the urge to separate from her”

    because Roosh and men who understand women, know that a man can never, ever rely on a woman. Guys who think that ‘she’s the one’ and she’s going to be their companion, best friend, business associate, and lover, are out of their fucking mind. These guys, unfortunately, have a very unrealistic vision of women.

    You can only think of a woman as a sex partner, nothing more. And if you ever find one who you agree she’s going to mother your children, you’ll better fucking make sure you made a VERY accurate and precise choice. Don’t be a schmuck and marry the first slut you came across, because 90 per cent of all men did that, and most of them are hitting themselves on the head.

  • http://www.ruxman.com Ruxman

    Coffee shop endurance, that’s exactly what it sounds like.

  • Wonka

    I’m confused… I thought it was an April Fool’s joke at first, but after reading it… nothing sounded like Roosh trolling. It all sounded like normal Roosh.

  • Sherlock
  • Roosh

    Wonka: yeah it was a true story.

  • Anonymous

    When I’m living with a girl, or when a girl is staying over, you have to get her making you food or doing your dishes or something like that.

    A hot chick doing your dishes is pretty stellar.

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  • http://www.partytravelsexlove.com Brianmark

    5 Days: a Roosh Long Term Relationship!

  • Arthur White

    Wow, we don’t need terrorists to give Muslims (and people of Muslim origin) a bad name. All we need is more guys like this.

    Just go around breaking hearts, insulting entire nations (bang iceland) and screwing people over and before long EVERYONE will want to deport and keep people like him out of their lands.

    Thank you for showing us the liberal face of Muslims Roosh! The RC of Maryland did a bang good job of training you (first in MD, then in Latin America, then Poland etc.). What else did they teach you ? how to be hurtful to people? how to censor comments ? how to respond to verbal challenges with hurtful abuse? May God have mercy upon all of us.

  • Lolwut


    I actually laughed out loud

  • Themistocles

    Arthur White just made my day with his outrageously wet comment!

    This is a nice little tale but, dear god, a cautionary one. Recently virginal and evidently sweet, yet she’s STILL cheating on some poor schmuck and texting the cuckold between sex with her lover. Women continue to suprise me despite the fact I tell myself I’ve wised up to them.

    I’ve recently started to get excited about a rather sweet girl I’ve arranged a date with, and I’m visiting this site and Heartiste to put me back in touch with reality so I don’t end up making a fool of myself with her.

  • Fred

    sex is boring. who cares??

  • facts

    lol, im sorry but these stories you tell are obviously (to an embarrassing extent) fake.