Her name is Gabrielle and I found her on Marry Our Daughter, which offers youngish girls for marriage. It was a little informal but I gave it a go, putting extra time and care into my central Asia-inspired proposal email.

Hello,

My name is Roosh. I will make fine husband for your daughter. I will give her lead operation on plow machine and feed her bread, tea, and when harvest is good, acceptable meat from animal.

We will have our own house in farm countryside of Frederick, MD. It is fine community with school for education, McDonalds, and next year our number one Starbucks will open. I would like to pay 10% extra premium so no other man get her. One very important: she must be virgin.

Roosh

I have not received a response so I guess the site a hoax or a pedophile sting operation by the FBI. If you clicked the link then you will be getting a knock on your cubicle siding in 15 minutes. I’m immune due to Peru’s complicated extradition process.

Postscript: It’s a hoax (thanks Brian).

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So are you saying don’t click the link?……I usually click on links before I read…and today was the first time I did it the other way….boy am I glad :-)

Those are the nicest words I’ve seen anyone say about Frederick in… ever.

Ok thats pretty funny. I’m checking out the website right now.

hahahahaha you’re so awesome.

that site is sick; i hope it’s a fake, too.

Dude, this site is fucking awesome.

“We’re a Christian family and Cheyenne has had trouble with unchristian desires although at heart we know she’s a good Christian girl. She needs a husband with STRONG Christian values who will provide her a STRONG Christian home and help her to live a godly life.”

-> This sounds like a job for Jewcano!

pfft. these prices are skewed. pig-faced hailey for 100K while adorable gabriella only commands 20K? sure, at 16 hailey is a year younger than gabby but at those tender ages a one year difference shouldn’t account for an 80K markup.

These are American girls? Then I’m sorry, the “bride price” has to be adjusted commensurately downward.