Comments on: If You Don’t Look Like Jesus, Why Are You Still Alive?

By: iwritei

iwritei — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 15:44:44 +0000

I’m not admitting to wanting to be fucked by Jesus, but the idea of having an inside track to heaven is appealing.

ps. What’s the point of killing yourself if you’re just wake up after a couple of days?

By: Phil

Phil — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:15:54 +0000

“Frankly it ranks up there with the mullet, mutton chop sideburns…”

Tac and Bon are also offended.

By: B

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:41:08 +0000

Didn’t you shave that thing? Don’t tell me it grew back That fast?!

By: Jewcano

Jewcano — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:31:21 +0000

The whole point of a haircut like that is that you don’t need to go to the haircut place, thus negating the need for a name. If you -do- go to a salon or whatever with the intent of spending good money on having someone make you look like a scraggly hippie, then you’re a poser.

Roosh’s picture perfectly embodies that “I passed out in this corner fair and square and these damned Euroweenies still came over and sat on me” vibe. Excellent.

By: Lisa

Lisa — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 22:57:21 +0000

That’s why they call that hairdo a Jesus shag(?) Or what DO you ask for when you go to the haircut place?

By: Jay Gatsby

Jay Gatsby — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 22:21:53 +0000

Edit to previous post:

I wouldn’t categorize Phil’s mustache as “porn star”. It tapers a bit too much on the sides.

By: Jay Gatsby

Jay Gatsby — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 21:58:22 +0000

Why do you say that Phil? Do you have a porn-star mustache?

By: Optimus Prime

Optimus Prime — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 21:55:33 +0000

Kick Push, Kick Push, Kick Push..

Hey DCB what do you read for money and business info????????

By: Phil

Phil — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 21:40:29 +0000

I think you are the one out of touch, Jay Gatsby.

By: Sweat P.

Sweat P. — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 20:37:21 +0000

Of course I am judging by appearances alone, but everyone except you in that picture looks boring as hell. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

By: Antelope4

Antelope4 — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 20:34:06 +0000

Trolley missed the joke.

By: Jay Gatsby

Jay Gatsby — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 19:21:04 +0000

You have to be careful about looking so “manly” that you’re mistaken for a homeless guy. When I’ve grown a beard, it’s usually a closely-cropped affair. My head hair is similarly cropped, giving my manly look a more professional appearance. Likewise, when my facial hair goes gray, you can bet I’ll use beard coloring if I ever decide to grow one again.

While beards are very manly, the Magnum PI/Ron Burgundy porn-star mustache is NOT manly. Having a caterpillar on your upper lip will make you look way out of touch with current or even recent fashion. Frankly, it ranks up there with the mullet, mutton-chop/Elvis sideburns, ponytails and the flat-top fade (a la Arsenio Hall).

I’m all for having your own personal style, but if you get too far away from what others deem acceptable, you’ll be unsuccessful in many social endeavors.

By: mike says

mike says — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 18:54:27 +0000

your beard looks very shaped up though, not the usual thicket of bumb fur. that’s the key to wearing your manhood on your face and remaining a credible actor in society.

you should find a way to make a bearded smilie and use it whenever you say something gender-related that you know is going to set off a firestorm.

By: Phil

Phil — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 18:49:07 +0000

And when you get old and gray, you look like Kenny Rogers.

(And remember Kenny’s motto when wearing a blazer: Sleeves up = Young, Sleeve down = Old)

By: Ned

Ned — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 17:26:05 +0000

for fun, try getting on an airplane without getting the random search

By: Steve Lurkel

Steve Lurkel — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 17:17:10 +0000

welcome back to the manly facial hair fraternity.

By: Antelope4

Antelope4 — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 17:00:38 +0000

Beards truly do make a difference. Every time I grow a beard there is a noticeable change in the way people interact with me, even the way people look at me on the street. It is a power I am glad to have.

By: virglekent

virglekent — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 16:32:15 +0000

ha ha ha ha!!! Greatest picture ever!! That guy looks so pissed at you like WTF? But then you know he doesn’t want to throw down with Jesus and the boy in the red dress is kind of cute…. hold up what?

By: Sweet

Sweet — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 16:15:15 +0000

Gives new meaning to the expression ‘What would Jesus do.’

By: irina

irina — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 15:57:37 +0000

beards hurt down there… oh wait…