Nothing has given me the urge to burn my American passport more than the above photo. I truly wish you could see my face as I type this. It’s hard to admit but I’m basically on the verge of tears, deeply concerned about the future of not only our cherished culture but human existence. In spite of decades of knowledge that science has brought forth about basic cause and effect of our actions, we are still using plastic bags? The actions of the American consumer here are absolutely abominable. This is the EARTH damn it. We only get one.

POSTSCRIPT: Not that it’s relevant, but here is a description of the American consumer pictured…

I was afraid that if she saw me taking pictures of her with my iphone, she’d attack me. Her belly hung down to mid thigh. Her chin rested on her chest. She had tattoos on her arms and her mouth. Every other word was an obscenity. Then she screeched at her mother (another fine specimen) to get down there and pack her own groceries because she wasn’t going to do it for her. Of course, Mother was paying for all four carts of groceries.

The “Karma” tattoo on her lower back means she’d let you slam on the first date.

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