All Israelis are required to serve in the army. Guys go for three years and girls for two. After that they scrounge up some money and travel the world to catch up on some lost time. They tend to like hiking so they cluster around Andean regions, especially Huaraz in Peru and Patagonia. But it’s only in Patagonia that I’ve run into a large number of Israeli girls, and damn they are good looking. Combine the best features of Eastern European girls (nice face with full lips, thin bodies), add in a little bit of Middle Eastern spice (dark hair, tan complexion), and you got some stunners. They are usually decked out in hiking gear without makeup but when they want to look good they blow out Argentine girls, and even with army training they can be very feminine. Their asses though tend to be a little on the flatter side but nothing as bad as Ecuadorian women.
It can be a little weird talking to them because they have had training in how to kill people, specifically men such as myself (technically I’m half Muslim), so watch your jokes in the vicinity of steak knives. They are more sarcastic and cynical than normal so if your game is indirect with teasing, get into a game of yaniv and your magic will be noticed. You don’t mind chain smoking right?
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No, you’re not technically half Muslim. Islam is a belief system not a genetic trait. That’s what separates us from the ‘chosen’.
Great description. Many Israeli women are beautiful girls who are very natural and athletic with a lot of cojones. And yes, there is something awesome about their ability to kick ass yet also be feminine.
And the chain smoking. AHAHA. That’s for sure.
Israli girls scare me.
Bobby Rio’s last blog post: Popular in High School (L2).
Speaking from experience after spending over a year in Latin America, Israeli girls are ONLY obtainable when they’re not around other Israeli men. Now this is next to impossible as it is, as the majority of Israelis share a collective memory because they travel the same path, and do the same things. They aren’t just hiking around Andean region, they’re everywhere that’s cheap: Guatemala is a fav. for all budget travelers. Coke parties in Colombia are also a gathering point for many that have circled clockwise up from Argentina, and are faced with the dilemma of flying home, or selling plasma to do another line.
A group of Israeli men are hands down the most obnoxious group in the hostel, as they’re often loud, drunk, and inconsiderate of others; however, meet an Israeli guy who isn’t running with the pack and he’ll probably turn out to be a great conversationalist and friendly companion.
Many Israelis are about image — and this goes double for the girls. It’s not just about looks, but about how they’re going to be perceived back home. Israeli girls are promiscuous, but they don’t want it getting back to the homeland, because that’s ultimately where they’re going to marry and have children. And with less coastline in their country than most North Americans have in their commute to work, it’s no surprise that they don’t want to be labeled ’sluts’. These aren’t women, they’re girls, and have to be played accordingly.
craig of travelvice.com’s last blog post: HDR Travel Photos.
This won’t make me popular, but here it goes: most Israeli tourists (specially males) aren’t popular in Latinamerica because they tend to be cheap. Waiters prefer to serve Europeans and specially US tourists because they tend to be generous with the tips. The worst are the Indians (Hindus) though, they are the cheapest tourists I have ever seen. I worked as a translator one for a Hindu guy: a true slave trader.
I agree though that the women tend to be very pretty, and even a little bit slutty.
are we getting a “chart” after all your trip is over? or at least halfway through?
I’ve knowna few gorgeous native Israeli girls, but I think such specimens are the exceptions. If you’ve ever seen large groups of Israelis travelling, most of the girls are nothing like those pictures. Instead, you see a lot of frizzy hair in ponytails and long denim skirts with sandals. Sort of the “West Bank settler geek look.”
Their toughness is called “sabra.” Basically it means tough on the outside, soft on the inside. Think of the environment they grow up in with hostile neighbors at every border. It takes awhile to break through their sabra side. They call themselves “sabra” so if you are getting the shit test, call them a sabra. They’ll think you are in the know.
You guys are total losers. I hope my Israeli sisters aren’t stupid enough to fall for your bs. “Specimen” what is that? Sounds borderline racist. I’ma open a can of kosher smackdown on ur stupid asses.



