Reader mail:

I need to know where you found that can of Stolichnaya vodka. I’ve been looking all over for it, but I can’t find it anywhere.

Ah yes, the can…

I bought it almost 18 months ago at a Venezuelan liquor store for about $4. The can is 12 ounces, meaning it will produce 8 standard shots.

I’m going to eat a gigantic meal, take the can to a party, and finish it without any chasers. I will be a superstar at the party. As long as I pace myself and munch on snacks, I see no problems with this plan.

Postscript: Well that was disappointing. I killed two-thirds of the can at a party on Saturday and barely got buzzed. The vodka had a semi-sweet taste so maybe the alcohol deactivated or something. Also, I was not the party’s superstar like I thought I would be.

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once again, leave it to foreign countries to beat the good ol’ U.S. of A. on all the cool products. i’d have a six pack of this a night if we had it here.

if you can pound a six pack of that, eat pickled herring, stumble over a dead body, and smoke stale cigarettes with a kiosk attendent at 3AM in sub-zero temps without throwing up you become an honorary russian.

yea Roosh, really, what could possibly go wrong?

PLEASE let me be at the party you where you try this…PLEASE?

Oh I feel a little sick just thinking about it.

If it had a few olive in it maybe…but straight up Vodka… out of a can!? Ugh.

That was olives (plural). My bad.

Anyone notice the can reads “Cool before drinking”? Roosh should put that on a T-Shirt.

Gatsby, that caught my eye too. In plain English, no less, on a Russian product purchased in Venezuela. Is it an instruction to chill the beverage? Or is it a hint that the novelty of drinking old, warm RUSSIAN VODKA wears off mighty fast? Definitely a valid shirt slogan.

Yeah, take a koozy!

Now that I think about it, the slogan “Cool Before Drinking” would be a double entendre on a t-shirt. In Roosh’s case, it’s probably dead-on accurate. ;-)

Haha, wow. That is one intense can of vodka.

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