Ronnie–dude looking hella soft sweating that Sammie broad, yeah she cute but come on now brah

Vinny-No game, did smash some chicks in latter seasons

Pauly D–Your typical pretty boy who doesn’t approach, but hands down was the coolest

The Situation–has great “Flash” game i.e. muscles and smiles but you can tell he is insecure as hell. He may smash tons of broads of the fact that he is in great shape and is able to be dominant. But his game long term would fizzle because his whole persona is a facade.

So yeah for SNL The Situation has great game but for longevity? naw

Just found this post after watching the finale of Jersey Shore. You definitely hit the nail on the head with all of this. Mike gets the most shit but pulls the most girls. Excellent analysis. I always find myself thinking that Pauly D could pull like crazy if he put some more heart into it.

[...] when it comes to attracting more girls to your life.  I just read this funny and true post over at Roosh's blog comparing the game of the [...]

[...] The bad: She’s less attractive than he is. Which is what usually happens to handsome guys with no game. [...]

ey roosh did you see the before the shore episode? it was the one after the reunion. really funny shit.

at the end is were it gets hilarious.
“we had this huge elephant girl in our house and it took two of us to get her out” -pauly d

Dear Roosh,

Please take a long hard look at the mirror and then honestly assess your own performance, where you are in life and where you are going. That would be a more beneficial post.

It’s better to do it sooner than later b/c years will go by whether you do anything about it or not, and those questions will hit you over the head one way or the other.

[...] Roosh – “Anti-Flake Defense Move for Flaky College Girls“, “Definitive Guide to Going Out Alone (aka Flying Solo)“, “The Guido With the Best Game on Jersey Shore” [...]

Throw away the television!

I just watched Episode 1 on my computer because you got me interested by this post.
The guys are decent fun boys, but the girls – oh my god… What a bunch of rude, bitchy, swearing, sloppy, stupid, and only marginally attractive whores. Anyone who marries an American girl is screwed. Unless she is of the rare girl-next-door type (red book endangered species, I think).
Glad I don’t live in the States anymore. Even when I did (6 years in DC) I dated 90% foreign girls – Russian, Czech, Bulgarian, Korean… Girls like these on the show are indeed only good for one pump and dump.

i thought this was a cool blog, and check the posts every few days, but critiquing jesrsy shore is a real blow to you credibility.

africa and haiti disagree.

that bitch angelina was so annoying cockblocking everyone and when she decides to fuck around she pretends like it didn’t happen.

typical women logic.

Willy Wonka’s last blog post: Practicing Approaching.

I love this post. I grew up “down the shore” and have been to every bar and club they showed on Jersey Shore. I even know where they’re house is. Too funny. Good job Roosh!

hey roosh

you mentioned that mike had raw dog sex with a girl in the jacuzzi. which episode was that??? i dont remember it

True Statement.

- MPM

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I have been thinking of you every time they show gaming. Love your analysis – I figured you’d pick the Situation as #1.

Your the man Roosh,
but thats pretty funny…:)