For the past year I have been looking for a desk that serves my unique needs:

1. Multi-purpose functioning that uses innovative technology.
2. Saves valuable space in my child-sized townhouse bedroom.
3. Allows me to masturbate on my bed without squinting at the far-away porn action on my computer monitor.

My needs have been met with the Ergopod 500 Workstation, which I have just purchased.

Simulated photo of me in my new Ergopod

Please pray for me that the cloth strap doesn’t break and send my 19-inch CRT monitor crashing on my testicles.

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where in God’s name do you find this stuff?

Too much fucking imagery, but dear God if I didn’t just spit out my water.

haha, wow I hope you clean that shit up daily. So gross but so funny.

What if you shoot your load up onto the monitor? That desk is gonna be covered in cum in like a week.

Inviting dates in to “watch a movie” and then seducing them from the couch into bed just got a whole lot easier…

or did it?

Lol–Might as well have “run away as fast as you can” practically written on your forehead.

Just move in with your mom and join World of Warcraft, and the circle will be complete.

Roosh can’t reach the monitor with his load…
Girls line up for a facial, his load ends up on his feet, that’s a huge problem for him.

homemade porn, anyone?

OH NO U DIDN’T JUST DISS WoW IN FRONT OF ME, IMMA PK UR ASS IRL IF U DONT STFU

I highly doubt you’re serious, but you’re a fucking idiot if you paid $3700 for a desk.

/troll

hahahah! That’s hysterical!

Hey, if you’re an idiot enough to buy this desk (as the troll said), then I think you’re a stud. This is pretty phat!

Now, go ahead and pass some of that cheese my way, my man.

CRTs are so yesterday.