More Cockblock Destroying Lines

I’m a strong proponent of calling out cockblockers, but I noticed that two things have to be present for me to do it:

1. The cockblocker has to interrupt the conversation and stay in the vicinity, as if to rub it in my face. If she whisks the girl away I’m not going to chase them down because the energy to call out the cockblock has to be less than the actual cockblock.

2. The girl has to be high quality. Most cockblockers actually do me a favor, but if I was liking the girl then the cockblocker must pay, especially since in D.C. it will take another month until I meet another reasonable chick.

That said, here are some additional cockblocker responses to the one I already shared.

RESPONSE #1:

Approach the cockblocker and say, “Hi do you have a finance or husband?”

99% of the time the answer will be no. If she doesn’t answer or tries to ignore you then glance at her left hand ring finger for confirmation.

“It looks like you don’t. Well I think your time would be better spent trying to find a man instead of worrying about who your friend is talking to. Maybe that’s the reason why you don’t have a ring on your finger.”

Babality!

Say it like you’re trying to give her relationship advice. If she gets nasty on you then it just confirms how much you upset her.

If she’s in a relationship say, “Well I think your time would be better spent pleasing your man at home instead of worrying about me. I feel sorry for him.” You just called her out for being a shitty wife more concerned with cockblocking you then giving her spouse blowjobs. These are devastating comebacks. She’ll cry, I promise you.

RESPONSE #2 (By Mike):

YOU: “Wow, your life must really suck.”

HER: “What do you mean/WTF do you mean?”

YOU: “You’re life is so miserable and unhappy that you can’t bear seeing anyone else have fun. That must suck.”

[Banshee screed.]

YOU: “No, really, I am so sorry.” *Walk away*

It’s not important what you say, just that you say something penetrating enough that she’ll cockblock at least 1% less in the future. All the guys who say “You can’t change anything” are terribly wrong, and only showing their complete ignorance about human nature. People have changed for much less. One or two public verbal lashings will be all that it takes to temper the cockblocker for the rest of her life. Don’t do it for me—do it for your countrymen.

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  • Anonymous

    I’ve gotta disagree here.

    You pull either of these and you’ll look like a crazy man.

    Just behave like nothing’s a big deal (’cause really, it isn’t) and go find another girl who doesn’t have a cockblocker with her.

  • http://neointhegame.wordpress.com Neo

    Good comebacks, I’ve used the ‘your life must suck’ the words spontaneously came out of my mouth after having one too many drinks one night. The girl was devastated.

    Usually though I’d just stand there and let it happen, but I’ll try these.

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  • http://wonkawilly.wordpress.com Willy Wonka

    “Don’t do it for me—do it for your countrymen.”

    Lol.

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  • Raliv

    “Do it for your countrymen.”

    hahah Roosh you patriot you!

    Hell I’m going to do it to make girls cry.

  • Whatever

    I hate cockblocks, but I also sorta lose my attraction for any girl that gets persuaded by her cockblocking friend.

    A well placed insult will make the cockblocker think twice in the future, but its so hard to do. It has to be delivered calmly and shoot right to the bone.

    Any negativity could easily help prove her case to her friend that she did her a favor… in addition, if the girls don’t really know you it will go in one ear and out the other… it will be very easy for them to chalk up anything you say as simply the angry insults of a frustrated loser who is not getting laid.

  • crocodilexp

    Roosh, you’re getting bitter and resentful. It’s understandable, but still bad for you.

    Focus on getting some, not on futile attempts to make the world a better place and correct American women.

    No matter how you respond, they’ll just write you off as a jerk and reinforce their view that they were right to cockblock you to begin with.

  • Sam Spade

    These lines will place you in a negative mindset, and give the impression that you care way more than you should about the chick and/or her cockblocking friend. It will also validate the cockblocker’s embittered opinion of you, regardless of whether you’ve made your point or not.

  • http://sjones84.blogspot.com/ Solo

    Number 8 is on point

    Sometimes how you deal with CB is a shit test within itself, but then again why deal with a girl who is a sheep and not a Shepard? If chick thinks/does for self she will even tell her cockblocking girlfriend to fall back

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  • Snoeperd

    I like this counter-cockblock you mentioned previously more:

    “Did you really just do that? I’m being friendly and respectful to your friend and you rudely interrupt. Did your parents teach you to be anti-social like that?”

    Its so logical and if you do it wihtout signalling that you’re offended it will put her on the defensive just like with a neg. And this without insulting her personal life, with sounds like an AFC.

    Anyone agree?

  • Mike

    “You pull either of these and you’ll look like a crazy man.”

    Typical Western male/pussy thinking.

    If some cock blocking whore things I look crazy, so what?

    The more important word a man can learn is, “Next!”

    You live in a world of scarcity, and that’s why you’re a pussy. I live in a world of abundance. If one (or even one hundred) women look down on me, so what? There are so many women in this world, even if 90% hate me…So what? That’s a lot of pussy left to slay.

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    “Did you really just do that? I’m being friendly and respectful to your friend and you rudely interrupt. Did your parents teach you to be anti-social like that?”

    Nah. That’s too nice to the woman. It gives HER a chance to lecture me.

    Fuck that.

    If a bitch is cock blocking me, she’s going to feel the pain. I am going to mind-fuck her.

    Try ruining my night? Fine, bitch: I’ll ruin yours. I have sent cock-blocking women away crying.

    I do not feel entitled to a woman’s attention. If a chick isn’t it me, that’s her right as a free citizen. A chick can roll her eyes when I approach, and I am not going to want to hurt her. Again, it’s her right to reject me.

    Cock blockers, though, are straight-up haters. They are trying to pull apart two people who, in this lonely and fucked up world, are actually make a connection.

    Cock blocking is anti-social behavior that must be stopped. Cock blocking continues because there’s not cost to it. Cock blocking me ain’t free, though. You will cry if you cock block me.

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    Seems to me that your response to cockblocking is to act like a petulant child.

    How is that going to help you get laid?

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  • Cliff Arroyo

    What about reverse psychology?

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    Cliff… LMAO that is hilarious… You’re right,, this may be a better way of going about it to address rude people.

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    This is way cool. Roosh, can we be friends? Mommy says if I’m nice, I can have _lots_ of PUA friends.

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    This is why I prefer daygame. No cockblocks to get your panties in a twist about.

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  • Anonymous

    Roosh, these two comebacks SUCK. I would just say to either of these “Wow, aren’t you bitter”, and be done with it. Guess who would “win” then? Stick to the original phrase. These two SUCK balls because they betray that you’ve been hurt/bummed.

  • gevi

    Lol I usually spit in between their tits “accidently” that distrackts them

  • Ty

    I guess all you guys like doing is getting a girl in bed… Pathetic… Roosh, you are truly a loser. Go do something productive…

  • Veni Vidi Vici

    Actually when ever you get Cocky with a Cock Blocking Cunt you are entering turbulent waters. Why? It’s acceptable to be a cocky smart ass to women but never to the women’s BFF. Actually this is the one time where being “nice” can work in your favor. For starters any PUA worth his salt should see the CBC coming from a mile away, and feign interest in the girls BFF to prevent this nonsense from happing in the first place, How: You simply ask questions like: Hey what’s your friends favorite drink or does she like to dance. So when her friend gets bored and jealous you will be ready: ” Why don’t I buy you and Jane another round” or ” Oh yeah Jane said your a great dancer lets dance…” If the girl is fat offer to buy her buffalo wings instead…
    PS: why would I do anything to help a competitor, PUA’s have no friends only wingmen…