For two weeks I’ve been travelling with two moai statues. The first head I’ve named Little Steve.

After a day he complained about being lonely so I returned to the market and bought him a friend.

Meet Big Steve. He is made of stone and is a bit inconvenient to travel with. Last week I rested him on the ledge of the top bunk to be funny but he fell when the maid was making my bed and nearly killed her. Good thing she has a sense of humor! Since then I put him on my pillow and she never fails to tuck him in.

Signs that you are __________ while travelling…

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my fill in the blank answer: …slowly starting to miss uncomplicated human interaction (if such a thing exists)…

_______ – not getting laid

Getting head?

___becoming a “moai lady”___

___:cry:____

they have maids in mexico? i mean…south america?

fyi, the rest of the English speaking world spells it “travelling” ;-)

…losing your mind…

Fucking Lonely

Paint hair on him and pretend its me

haha that’s awesome.

i think it’s a sign that some foreign bacteria has nestled in your brain.

som and his hilarious comments are back once again

this reminds me of “Wilson” in Cast Away…..