Please stop T, you don’t know all of us.

Chic Noir’s last blog post: Justine Timbderlake on SNL.

Because honestly why learn to hold a conversation, have your own ideas, or be a contributing member of society if you can succeed without doing so.

Rudy’s last blog post: disturbed, entertained, and possibly aroused.

“You don’t see kids binging on the continent… That’s because it is a part of life.”

except for the english hooligans

Rooshv

Usually your advice is dead-on solid, but this is the worst advice I’ve almost ever heard.

>Delay as long as possible until she has her
>first alcoholic beverage. Studies show that the
>sooner a person tries alcohol, the more he or
>she will abuse it. You don’t want her ending up
>like so many of the girls we’ve met who get
>sloppy, stumble over bar stools, and need to be
>carried out by friends. They wake up with sore
>vaginas and don’t know why.

Alcohol needs to be demystified… One so they know what the edge of a buzz feels and two so they don’t pound that shit to begin with.

I was always amazed by how many frosh chicks got sent off to my Uni with never having tasted beer before. Get what happened to most during orientation week… They woke up with sore vaginas wondering why….

You don’t see kids binging on the continent… That’s because it is a part of life.

T. AKA Ricky Raw’s last blog post: Tolerance.

Benedict Smith’s last blog post: Benedict Attends a Sexaholics Anonymous Meeting – Boredom Ensues, Realization Results.

Actually I have a better karma for you guys.

Instead of a slut daughter, which in this country is a 1/3 likelihood to begin with, you will have a beta son that, no matter how hard you try, will live the beta life.

He can flip that thing like Bruce Lee….

- MPM

The G Manifesto’s last blog post: Los Angeles (55 Seconds).

(I should add that I also object to toy guns. I say give the kid a real gun.)

Nice point peter. That also goes to the no guns rule some stupid parents and schools have. If a kid wants a toy gun, he’ll have a toy gun. It can be a golf club, but as far as the kid is concerned, it is a toy gun.

My very favorite toy when I was a little kid was a broken golf club. I used to pretend it was a machine gun and shoot down enemy aircraft.

Peter’s last blog post: Wednesday, November 12.

Here is my advice.

Treat children with dignity and respect.

Don’t try and impose your will on a child, patience is the key , along with what I call “diversion” tactics … diverting their attention away from what they are creating a fuss over.

You patience WILL be tested , NEVER lose your self control.

Children will test and test and test you, from a very early age. Therefore …Set limits on what is ok and what is not ok.

Criticising a child is stupid and damaging. Positive reinforcement is the key , give them positive feedback on what they go right. But don’t overdo it.

Don’t give them threats that you cannot carry out.

Put a child in a room FULL of the best toys you can buy and they will be bored before you can make a cup of coffee. Children need INTERACTION with other children and adults. A kid will have more fun and learn more with an empty cardboard box and another interacting child or adult that ANY wizzbang toy. <— note to mothers and fathers persuing their “careers” or chasing the dollar.

Don’t talk about it.

Your just going to jinx yourself.

Just playing.

- MPM

The G Manifesto’s last blog post: Los Angeles (55 Seconds).

haha i have a friend whose wife got pregnant. when he told me, my stomach dropped. then i remembered he’d been trying to do that.

Benedict Smith’s last blog post: Wednesday = Another flat tire and a hangover in a parking lot.

100% real. They practiced cursive for something like 2 weeks and that was it.

Tame. Much of this is great if you want to have a regular life (i.e. handwriting? Alcohol?). What about — learn to tie a sheep-shank; it’ll come in handy when you’re long-lining in the Bering Sea. Tie your boots … cause water-buffalo’s do charge. Learn some urdu… you’ll need it to find great food in Karachi.

HOLLA!

True. My little brother went to a bunch of private schools and he learned all the necessary skills too.

- MPM

The G Manifesto’s last blog post: Down Economy: Bar Poaching.