Love Cafe / Cake Love

I tried out Love Cafe after a reader recommended it. It’s about the size of your average coffee shop with a little nest towards the back that you can hide out in for 8 hours or so without having to buy too much. The coffee was good—the baristas did a little foam swirl which was […]

Players Happy Hour

Photo Credit Who: Arjewtino, KassyK, Virgle Kent, me When: Thursday, March 1 @ 7PM Where: Front Page in Dupont Circle (main bar) Bucket of 6 Coronas for 10 bucks. :cheerleader:

Support The Troops

I’m tired of seeing and hearing the phrase “Support the troops.” It’s meaningless unless you explain what type of support you are talking about. You can want to support the troops but have two completely different outcomes in mind. Do you mean support the troops in fighting the war? In this case you want to […]


I don’t like people who have a Blackberry. It shows they are uncreative slaves who volunteer to be leashed like dogs. If you really are talented enough to get the big office and the slave device, what’s stopping you from being top dog and starting your own business? It’s cause you are not top dog, […]


I hate my job. And it’s all because I went to Italy. Two years ago a friend of mine was studying in Rome and invited me to visit. I was comfortable with my routine here, working 40 hours a week to make someone else rich so I can spend two days of freedom on the […]

Angry Blogger

White Dade makes a good point: As soon as a good, Angry Young Man blogger finds himself a girl, that nasty edge he had goes down the drain faster than a used condom on a Sunday Night. I guess it reasons, though. All the great writers are either depressed or suicidal when they do their […]

My Nightlife Haiku Reviews Are Shit

Alright the haiku reviews are a bust. I just don’t find them to be useful. I will regroup.

Carlos Mencia & Joe Rogan

I’ve been following the Carlos Mencia–Joe Rogan drama. Rogan has been accusing Mencia of stealing other comedians’ jokes, and recently went on stage during a Mencia performance to call him out. He made a video of the confrontation which makes a pretty good case that Mencia is indeed a joke stealer. It’s 10-minutes long but […]

Vasectomized Man Serves Up Gigantic Ownage To American Woman

A man dates some broad. A few months into the relationship she announces that she’s pregnant and informs him that he is the father. But he was vasectomized. This story, if true, has two morals: 1. Never trust a woman, especially an American woman. 2. Never blast inside a woman even if she is supposedly […]

Mmm Burnt Taste

Consumer Reports has deemed McDonalds coffee better than Starbucks. The magazine reportedly says McDonald’s Premium Roast Coffee has “no flaws,” labeling it “decent and moderately strong.” The java from Starbucks, meanwhile, was determined to be “strong, but burnt and bitter enough to make your eyes water instead of open.” Starbucks is good for espresso and […]

Fantasies Tend To Remain Fantasies

There once was a time when I would go to bed fantasizing about this one girl. If I could get her then I would be so much happier and everything in life would fall into place. As the years went on that girl would change, but there would always be at least one. No matter […]

Google Maps Upgrade

Google Maps now displays Metro stop locations and building outlines. All this time I’ve been secretly using DCist’s Map to find closest Metro stops.

Movies I Recommend

Life Is Beautiful – An incredible film about perspective, reality, and imagination. The message: life is beautiful, but only if you choose it to be. I cried like a little bitch. Y Tu Mama Tambien – A movie about two horny teenage boys. The “Oh shit!” ending is a natural result of what happens when […]