I Would Make An Excellent Father

My 3-year-old brother thinks he’s slick. Every time he comes into my room he brings a toy but doesn’t take it out when he leaves. My room now has Spongebob Squarepants, colorful trains from Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends, Laa-Laa, and a very naked Ken doll. As long as it looks like he’s not […]

So You’re Looking For A Travel Partner

Bologna, Italy Choose a bad travel partner and you will find yourself traveling in an exotic environment with someone who nags and complains; whose negative vibe brings you down as the clock continues to tick for return to the life-sucking routine back at home. Your friend is not trying to bring you down, but he […]

Rising Sun

After sex, the power shifts to me. Vagina strength is highest before sex and declines to almost zero afterwards, assuming the girl is with a man who has options. I relax my game after sex not only because the power shift enables me to, but because if we are going to continue seeing each other […]

Grand Opening, Grand Closing

Brunch Bird has closed up shop: “I started this blog a year ago and it’s been a thoroughly lovely experiment.” She will be missed. Prolific commenter Roissy has started his own blog. Now he’s a fine writer and all, but so far my favorite post of his is the one will all the cats. If […]

Start A Blog Already

I think everyone should have their own blog, for these reasons: 1. It’s a cheap hobby. Other than an internet connection and computer, it costs you nothing. 2. You are a very creative snowflake. When I sit down in front of a blank screen, interesting ideas just pop in my head. Most people have routines […]

Feminism Destroys Men?

I’m going to assume that the author of How Feminism Destroyed Real Men has not been destroyed by feminism since his pictured wife is not a feminist (her hair is really long). One day [women will] realise how dull and unfulfilling it is to have a man who doesn’t answer back, who offers no challenge […]

Funemployment

I remember not too long ago I would count the days until the weekend arrived. But now every day is the weekend! I present to you my average weekday: 11:30: Roll out of bed, shower. Do a 30 minute Spanish audio lesson. Eat breakfast/lunch. Check local blogs, Washington Post, Huffington Post. 2:00: Walk to Starbucks […]

Top 10 Most Important Books

These are the books that have made me think the most and changed the way I see the world. An African In Greenland The author reads a book about Greenland and decides to leave his home country at a young age to visit. It takes him almost ten years until he finally steps foot on […]

So I’m Leaving

Margarita Island, Venezuela The cowardly belief that a person must stay in one place is too reminiscent of the unquestioning resignation of animals, beasts of burden stupefied by servitude and yet always willing to accept the slipping on of the harness. There are limits to every domain, and laws to govern every organized power. But […]

Alpha Male Of The Month

I need to get more emails like this: I was flirting with this real cute girl last night. Everything’s going great, so i say, “you seem like the kind of girl who’s a lot of fun… blah blah… you want to grab a drink sometime?” Her response? no bullshit—“that can be arranged.” I immediately thought […]

Three Words Recap

Arjewtino – stop touching me Average Jane – loves the commenters Boztopia – hair getting shorter Brunch Bird – heard another rumor Candy Sandwich – little bit Italian Circle V – hurry up already Dagny T – i’m still taller et cetera – i hear laughing Genevieve – new lip ring Heather B – new […]

Pick-Up Lines For Girls

I’m hesitant to advise girls to approach men. I think it’s a man job and while not always the case, if a girl approaches a man chances are he can do better. This is especially true if she’s approaching you solely based on your looks. There are other prettier girls you could manage to get […]

I’m Done, For Now

It’s amazing how productive you can be without having a job, even if you like waking up at 11. Yesterday I finished the second draft and copies will be bound and shipped to my editors after I wake up (is it 11 yet?). It has taken six months to get to this point, more than […]