Give Me A Complex

I need a new insecurity that causes me to overcompensate massively… Click over to the video’s YouTube page to read the 50+ comments that have already been left. You can also hit the Subscribe button to see new clips before I drop them on the blog.

How To Have Sex With A Virgin

I’ve had sex with four virgins in my life, from America, Colombia, England, and Poland. I believe this is statistically above the mean so I’m probably doing something right when I meet these girls. I attribute my success to these three techniques: 1. I show disappointment when she tells me she’s a virgin. I make it clear […]


I haven’t taken a blog break since July 6 of last year. It’s time for another one. I got a lot of good stuff coming, including a new book. In the meantime I’ll be around Twitter, the forum, and ROK. You can also check out the archives for older posts you’ve missed.

One Week In Montreal

Wednesday: The Liquor Store: Upon arrival I went to the liquor store to arm my afterparty move. In the vodka aisle I was debating whether I should get Absolut or Skyy. Seemingly out of nowhere, a tall girl appeared and said something to me in French. I took advantage of this and asked her if […]

The Female Orgasm Is Trivial

There is nothing more meaningless and superfluous in the world than the female orgasm. Biologically, it is an accident of evolution. Whether a female has an orgasm or not does not affect her ability to become impregnated by a man’s seed, which is ejected only when he has an orgasm. If men stop having orgasms, the human […]

The End Game Of Feminism

The end game of feminism is to make it impossible for a female to do any wrong, absolving her from all responsibility for her actions, no matter how reprehensible. The fact that a human being has a vagina will soon mean that she can not make a bad decision about anything. Punishing or criticizing a […]

What Is Your Campaign?

Projects are long and often require effort from a number of disciplines. They take research, planning, an execution for time periods that are usually longer than a year (e.g., writing a book, starting a business). While projects should be a part of any man’s life, how about the smaller goals that can be completed in […]

There Will Be No Bang Croatia

But there was a thorough breakdown. Check out these posts I wrote on Return Of Kings: Everything You Need To Know About Croatian Girls 22 Photos Of Pretty Croatian Girls 16 Tips For Having Sex With Croatian Girls Top 5 Clubs In Zagreb To Get Laid Croatian girls in a nutshell: pretty and thin but […]

Everything Good That Happens To You Is Bad

A farmer had only one horse. One day, his horse ran away. All the neighbors came by saying, “I’m so sorry. This is such bad news. You must be so upset.” The man just said, “We’ll see.” A few days later, his horse came back with twenty wild horses. The man and his son corraled […]

The New N-Word

Back in the Jim Crow days, the quickest way for a white man to put down a black man was to call him a nigger. The black man would experience an immediate emotional reaction to the term and its associated stereotypes. Images of the white man’s enslavement of his people would likely pop into his […]

The Beginning Of The End

The notch was a great metric that kept me motivated in the game longer than my natural disposition. I wanted to hit a high number so that I could feel like a man. I eventually hit a count which made me feel proud, yet I kept going. There were girls I banged just so I […]

Value Is Everything

Everything you do in life should be weighed with how much value you receive compared to the work you put in. Most people do this subconsciously but I think it’s best to be an economist of your life, constantly evaluating the benefits you gain against the labor you expend. Say you’re sleeping with a girl once a […]

Poor People Are Happy

SWPL: “Money is the root of all evil. It doesn’t bring happiness.” Roosh: “Please explain.” SWPL: “I visited Bolivia recently and did a tour of the salt flats. On the way over we stopped at a village that was extremely poor. I felt bad at first, but then these little kids ran up to me […]