Bang Ukraine: How To Sleep With Ukrainian Women In Ukraine

Today I’m excited to release my final travel guide, Bang Ukraine. Here are just a few things that this 103-page book contains: How you can hack the backwards Ukrainian mentality to get laid How to respond when a Ukrainian woman tries to cross-examine you Description of the 3 types of Ukrainian girls, and the one […]

How To Pickup Ukrainian Girls In The Club

The following is an excerpt from Bang Ukraine.  Ukraine caused me to revise my theories about wanting to be in countries with a high female to male ratio. In Poland, the ratio was much worse (often at one girl for every three guys), but I picked up much easier. I learned that ratio is only […]

25 Reasons You Should Visit Ukraine

I assembled this photo gallery of random Ukrainian girls I found online that are 7’s and up. They exist in plentiful supply in all major Ukrainian cities. Not all will be easy to lay, but they will be available day or night for you to put in your attempt. Note: I did not have sex […]

American Girls vs. Ukrainian Girls

American girl: “What do you do?” Ukrainian girl: “Why are you in Ukraine?” American: Asks you to buy a drink Ukrainian: Expects you to buy a drink American: Flip flops because they’re comfortable Ukrainian: High heels because men like them American: 20 pounds overweight Ukrainian: 5 pounds underweight American: Looking for a stable career Ukrainian: […]

Bang Ukraine Will Be My Last Travel Guide

Before I tell you why it will be my last guide, I’m happy to announce its release for this Friday. If you buy it between then and Sunday, you’ll receive the following seven bonuses: -Bang Ukraine analysis from a Ukrainian player. A man I met and trust went over my book with a fine-tooth comb, […]

My Best Posts Of 2012

In chronological order… 7 Ways Feminism Is Destroying American Women 2. Makes her proud to be ugly. Go into any middle-of-the-road bar in a major city and what do you see? Overweight women with short hair, loose clothing, and flip-flops. Feminism has taught women that it’s okay for them to look like they just rolled […]

The Eye Contact Test

I can tell if a country is going to be good to me within two hours of landing. I don’t use any complicated formula or system. I don’t count sex ratios or do test approaches to feel out the vibe. All I do is notice if girls are making eye contact with me. If during […]

Is RSD Hurting Young Men?

For the longest time I thought that Washington DC was the capital of PUA culture in North America (alongside Los Angeles), but I hadn’t yet been to Toronto. Hands down, I’ve never seen so many PUAs in my one week visit there than I have in my entire life. There are Toronto bars where you […]

Just Quit

When I look back at most of the tough projects I’ve attempted in the past five years, there is one thing that always happens: it gets so hard that I want to quit. I’m learning Polish right now (apparently for the thrill, since most Polish people speak English), and soon after memorizing around 600 words […]

15 Posts You Should Read

Return Of Kings has been growing steadily, with a total of 134 posts among six contributors since I launched it in late October. Here are the top 15 posts you may have missed: Is The Feminist Movement Experiencing A Meltdown? 14 Things Every Guy Should Know About Swedish Girls Will The Norwegian People Disappear? One […]

The British Virgin (Part 3 of 3)

PREVIOUSLY: PART 2 My plan was to walk straight to my apartment located fifteen minutes away, but when we were only a couple hundred feet in front of the club, she sat on a bench. I didn’t object. You can’t be too heavy-handed with this sort of thing. “It’s a beautiful night out,” she said, looking […]

The British Virgin (Part 2 of 3)

PREVIOUSLY: PART 1 “Great. Did you take a long walk by the pier with him, stare at the stars, and watch the sun rise?” “No, nothing at all like that.” Wanting to put the focus on me she asked, “Did you meet the girl of your dreams?” “No, not yet. But I’m pretty sure it’s […]

The British Virgin (Part 1 of 3)

I went with an old friend to Hvar Island, Croatia for a three-week stay. Times have changed since we were prowling clubs in Washington DC, many of which have closed. Back then a phone number had a reasonable chance of leading to a date and not every club was built around table service. Flaking and […]