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Player Or Poseur?

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This man appears to be relaxed and comfortable. He has put in a little work to his appearance with the facial pubes and the hand jewelry, but it doesn’t look like he is trying too hard. He is not making any weird facial expressions or camera-pointing gestures. His hands are comfortably wrapped around the girl’s body.

Other than an awkward claw position for her left arm, the girl attempts to get as close as possible to him, as if she wants everyone on the internet to know they are an item. The thing that seals the fact that this man is a player is that her crotch is almost against his crotch, something that is uncommon when posing for pictures with lady friends. I would guess that his game is at an advanced level for being able to pull a pretty girl from the majority race.


 
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61 Comments »
1 Big Brotha Almighty
December 20th, 2006 @ 10:03 am

Whats up with the arryan nation talk at the end???

Tom Cruise is gonna be pissed when he see’s this pic. Katie Holmes left him for Gerardo….

2 Anon
December 20th, 2006 @ 10:16 am

You missed his waxed eyebrows.

I agree they are a couple due to their embrace. I also agree he seems like a cool guy, but I find it interesting that you automatically view a minority with a pretty, white Katie Holmes look-a-like as a player. For sure, he’a well-integrated minority, but most likely they got together because she was a friend of a friend thing.

December 20th, 2006 @ 10:16 am

He likely seems so comfortable with her (and she with him) because well, he couldn’t be much gayer if he were actually penetrating Lance Bass.

4 bean pole
December 20th, 2006 @ 10:25 am

my guess is that they met when he went in for a manicure. look at those nails!

December 20th, 2006 @ 10:55 am

His eyebrows creep me out.

6 ribald
December 20th, 2006 @ 11:01 am

both of them are really trying too hard

7 rox
December 20th, 2006 @ 11:20 am

Ironically Roosh, Asians make up the majority of the world population, followed by Africans, Europeans, Latin Americans and North Americans.

8 jg
December 20th, 2006 @ 11:42 am

yeah those eyebrows are out of control. Nothing is worse than a guy who gets his eyebrows waxed.

9 Tampa
December 20th, 2006 @ 12:21 pm

That chick is smokin hot.

10 DooDads
December 20th, 2006 @ 1:01 pm

I think he looks like a “rock star.”

December 20th, 2006 @ 2:25 pm

I think he looks like Lou Diamond Phillip’s “Evil Twin“.

12 Roissy
December 20th, 2006 @ 3:38 pm

that chick is phenomenally hot. even if he’s an A crowd player he’d still have to bring something else to the table.

i think he’s gay. his hairstyle is phallic.

13 wetback
December 20th, 2006 @ 3:43 pm

White women are sluts, its not that hard.

14 Joe T.
December 20th, 2006 @ 5:00 pm

TOTAL PLAYYA!!!

15 Mad1
December 20th, 2006 @ 6:36 pm

Whoa… ROOSH on this you are touching close to home..the guy above in the picture is not a major player he is a good guy, according to him.. yes he is gay, please no gay jokes and the lady he is with is a wonderful girl…these are both very A-list folks..they are both good friends ,hence the reason they are so close in the picture..I suggest you choose another clubchair.com pic for player/poseur section…respectfully Mad1

16 This Website is Retarded
December 20th, 2006 @ 7:43 pm

Who writes this shit? I find the part in the end extremely ridiculous… Dear.. Roosh, I am the girl in the picture, the Other girl in the picture is fantastic Wonderful GAY friend. YOUR A LOSER, You Probably have a really small Penis, and wayyyyyyyyy too mutch time on your hands. The fact that you analyze pictures and are tooooooootally wrong with your stupid Hypothesis makes you look like you have no clue about women, or men for that matter.. Are you so completely lost that you couldn’t tell the picture is of too best friends, and the crotch part, must I say again, is ridiculous, is it our fault that our ?crotches? happen to be next to each other as we give a hug, where the fuck am I supposed to put it?

17 This Website is Retarded
December 20th, 2006 @ 7:46 pm

I forgot to say this… Mr. Roosh, go FUCK YOURSELF…

18 mil0
December 20th, 2006 @ 7:56 pm

It’s a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.

19 Anonymous
December 20th, 2006 @ 8:21 pm

Roosh i must say i do feel sorry for you. Someone who takes a pic and analyzes and assumes something completely incorrect is absolutely hillarious…it just shows how big of a dork u are. These are actually the “it” people in DC…your just jealous you dont know them…So time to take off the ridiculous comment you wrote underneath the fabulous picture!

20 Jewcano
December 20th, 2006 @ 8:32 pm

This picture makes way more sense after reading that the guy’s gay. Flavor saver goatee, Ed Grimley hair gel, too many rings, fruitcake bracelet, smirk, etc would make me want to seriously kick this guy’s ass if he were straight. But gay, sure, whatever. The girl, hot. Also, apparently three inches wide. Where’s her ass? Turn her about 15 degrees further and she’ll vanish entirely.

Player. But as a gay guy, he’s DQ’d. Too non-threatening to girls, not a fair competition.

21 Joe T.
December 20th, 2006 @ 8:53 pm

Hay, baby!! Yeah, you, the Girl who calls herself “This Website is Retarded”! I just looooove tall girls, and I’m a fancy-schmantzy lawyer with fat wallet who likes to live LAAAAARGE…. I’m 5’8″ and really dig tall girls like u, baby (I notice you’re a bit taller than your Gay friend’s towering phallic pompadour… u must be at least 5’9″ or 5’10″!!! Heeeey! Give ur email addy to the Rooshter and let’s meet next month… Lisbon? Zurich? Up to u, baby!!!

22 Anonymous
December 20th, 2006 @ 8:54 pm

Don’t you feel so smart for calling out our FABULOUS gay friend? Get a life asshole. Upset that you can’t get a crotch up on you??? Perhaps it’s because you are a lowlife scumbag with nothing better to do than look at pictures of people who are actually out there living the high life. You were right about one thing though…his game is very far advanced. Farther than you will ever be. As for snagging someone from the “majority race,” you need to watch your ass before you get called out for being a racist.

FYI: Our homeboy is more of a man than you will EVER be. As for the white “slut” as someone alluded to in a comment – she is one of the most intelligent, warm-hearted girls I know. If you ever grow some balls, you should go up to their faces…maybe then you’ll realize just how oh-so-small you are. Piss off lame ass. Go get another hobby – one that you might actually be good at.

23 Anonymous
December 20th, 2006 @ 9:03 pm

who really gives a fuck?

for those of you who do… try hooking her up with his tan, and hooking him up with her dress.

i think they are both whores.

ps… someone get them some gift certificates to Dr. 90210

pss… fuck all you materialistic NoVa bitches.

24 The Smoking Hot Girl In the Picture Happens To Be My Best Friend
December 20th, 2006 @ 9:04 pm

…and Mr. Roosh, you are ruefully wrong about the entire situation. The man in the picture may be gay, but let me note, he’s the one out in DC, mingling with great people and taking pictures with someone as beautiful as my best friend…not the one searching endless hours on the internet for the picture the next morning and spending far more time judging it. And for what? The sake of time and that you have nothing better in life to do than make judgements on what is, in actuality, the antithesis of the situation at hand? Do you feel better now? Did you get in trouble for skipping fifth period?

And, what’s more, Jewcano, you couldn’t kick this guys ass no matter if you are straight, gay, bent, or twisted. In fact, even if you were looking to “kick this guys ass” (yeaaah, you get ‘em Jewcano!)… you wouldn’t even have enough money to pay to get into his VIP section to find him. Sorry.

So, next time you see these two jaw-droppers out, don’t lurk too hard from a distance. It’s disrespectful. :)

25 Ned
December 20th, 2006 @ 10:36 pm

I think little-miss-angry has a crush on a certain gay dude

26 Beamtendave
December 20th, 2006 @ 11:06 pm

Wow. I mean, wow. As if no one has ever made fun of pics on the Internet before. As if folks whose pic says “clubchair@2006.com” should deserve some privacy. Roosh, I know it tears you up when chicks for whom the contraction of “you are” is “your” start maligning you. I know the gratuitous capitalization of “hypothesis” and “wonderful” really hit the mark. Stay strong, man–(sniff). I really like it how people who claim to be the friend-of-a-friend-of-the-hot-people trash you for bringing up gayness, when a commenter did it first. And your compliment of the guy as a player is wholly forgotten. That’s (as in, “that is”) very rich. I mean, how DARE you imply a guy has some mojo with the ladies if he’s GAY!!!!

27 PrinceHash
December 20th, 2006 @ 11:18 pm

Whoever made this blog… needs to understand something before they stress themselves to death over the little things in life! First of all it is OBVIOUS AS SHYT, that this poor guy in the picture is a fag. Nothing against homos, but yall make it easy to spot sometimes. Secondly, what kind of man gets jealous by a gay guy ? Not much of a man to me… You took the jealousy to the lowest level on this. You the real fag.

28 strange
December 20th, 2006 @ 11:58 pm

Why do i think the “friends” are actually putting this guy out there more than roosh is?

29 Tampa
December 21st, 2006 @ 12:36 am

wow — chick you need to just relax.

30 The Smoking Hot Girl In the Picture Happens To Be My Best Friend
December 21st, 2006 @ 1:23 am

Hahaha. Thanks for the grammar and punctuation assessment Beam, you’ve (as in ‘you have’) helped me immensely.

31 Anonymous
December 21st, 2006 @ 1:41 am

Better hottie: http://clubchair.com/Gallery3/album28/Tuesday_05_12_06020

:tard: :hump:

32 Jewcano
December 21st, 2006 @ 6:45 am

This post pulled the best comments in a while. People are a lot prouder of using Mumsy and Pop-pop’s money to whore themselves into the ‘VIP’ than you’d think.

Picture above? This guy? You be the judge.

December 21st, 2006 @ 8:21 am

To Anonymous with the “better hottie” — what’s with the guy having the same hairdo as the first one? Do they all have the same hairstylist? Likewise, I don’t consider the second girl any hotter than the first. Yes, they both have pretty faces, but absolutely no muscle tone or T&A. It’s great to be thin, but having the body of a 12-year old boy is NOT sexy at all.

To the Best Friend of the 1st “hottie” — some of us have better things to do than hang out in clubs posing for clubchair.com pictures. I’ve had fun in my fair share of clubs (including the VIP rooms in NYC/LA/Vegas clubs), but frankly, I’ve never found the people who hang out in the VIP to be “great people”. To the contrary, and as Jewcano pointed out, most seemed to be living off the success of their parents than their own merit. Sounds like your “best friend” likes to spend time with such people, which speaks volumes about her, and you for being her “best friend”. What are both of you going to do when your “hotness” runs out? Do either of you have careers where you can make your own fortunes? Are you looking for a rich guy to marry so that he can give you the lifestyle to which you would like to become accustomed?

34 so jealous
December 21st, 2006 @ 8:24 am

i hope that by the end of this blog we will finally figure out who is the richest, prettiest, smartest, straightest and/or gayest, playerest, and most importantly… the grammarest.

Merry Fucking Christmas all you computer geek / O.C. wannabe bitches!

i think we can all agree that if you have time for this shitty blog, then you already have or will be jerking off to the picture posted, whether you’re gay or straight. i know i did… i’m thinking of printing it out, and hanging it over my bed.

December 21st, 2006 @ 9:13 am

Hold up did I miss something? Roosh completely compliments this guy for being a player or great with women. DOES NOT ASSUME he’s gay and gives the guy his props. Then all of a sudden commenter (girl and her friends) come on here reveal the guy is actually gay then bash Roosh for making fun of gay guys? What the fuck just happened?

How does one go from giving props to another individual to getting called out for making fun of gay people?

PLEASE ANYONE EXLPAIN THIS TO ME, I’m very lost? The way I see it the friends brought up the gay issue, everyone else thought the guy was cool, what’s the problem again?

36 The Dude
December 21st, 2006 @ 10:17 am

The misspellings in the hater comments are hilarious…(mutch???!!)

December 21st, 2006 @ 10:19 am

um, yup, what Kbee said….

38 Cherokee
December 21st, 2006 @ 12:23 pm

Dude … clearly you’re a dope … the dude is Pinoy (I’ll wait while you look it up if you wish) which means they were blessed with better skin, better eyeborws and certainly better manners and she is a hottie … how do I know … cuz she’s a friend. Don’t hate the playa’s … hate the game … you get crushed a lot I’m guessing

39 The Dude
December 21st, 2006 @ 12:32 pm

I don’t get it…
I wouldn’t look twice at either of these people. The guy is decent looking, but looks sort of American Male Catalog. As for the Chick- she is cute, but I don’t see what all the fuss is about.

40 Anonymous
December 21st, 2006 @ 1:10 pm

jesus christ its like someone just dumped a load of myspacers in here. please go back

41 LMNt
December 21st, 2006 @ 1:30 pm

Wow.

*speechless*

42 Big Brotha Almighty
December 21st, 2006 @ 1:38 pm

Lmao….Dam homo’s are taking over man. I see it all day on t.v. Will and Grace, HGTV, What not to Wear, the entire fucking Bravo Network. Shit has gone to the gays man. But the probably explains why he doesn’t have the biggest boner this side of Chatsworth. That bitch is fine as shit and I would bang that silly OC brawd all night fo sho, but only if I had Tom Cruise permission.

43 Anonymous
December 21st, 2006 @ 2:05 pm

By the way, he is a vert well known Hair Stylist, she is one of his best friends.. It’s that simple.. A lot of girls know him

44 Eric
December 21st, 2006 @ 2:42 pm

how the hell is a hair stylist in a VIP room, as “best friend of…” claims? Isn’t the social scene in DC dominated by money and political clout?

45 DooDads
December 21st, 2006 @ 3:17 pm

Tyler Durden always advocated dressing up like this guy.

46 The Dude
December 21st, 2006 @ 3:24 pm

LMAO– somehow I knew he was a hairdressed. Too funny. They are not the “It people” in DC- they just think they are.

47 Anonymous
December 21st, 2006 @ 4:08 pm

thats just what i heard. however, one of those that makes much more money than i do on the Hill, through ownership and impressive clientele. easy there guys, why is everyone so angry? seriously, on both sides of this. it’s a picture of people out having fun, clearly roosh was just giving people a fun topic of conversation.

48 Matt
December 21st, 2006 @ 4:32 pm

1. Roosh never made fun of anybody, both of the people in the picture were praised by him.

2. Clearly the poseur nuevo riche in DC are not the most intelligent people.

3. There is nothing racist about saying “majority race”, it is true, white people are the majority race.

4. You allowed your picture to be taken and posted on the club site, do you really expect privacty after a move like that.

5. You have no tits and shit brown hair.

6. Again there was absolutely nothing offensive about Roosh’s comments.

7. All of the “friend” comments display an inner ugliness that is truley amazing.

49 Anonymous
December 21st, 2006 @ 4:34 pm

the chick is an angry dike too.

50 inSOMnia
December 21st, 2006 @ 4:50 pm

Dear Losers,

To the Homo peeps: Its cool your gay thats who you are. But threatening to beat up anyone is not a wise idea. You WILL get your ass kicked by me. Name a time and where if you have the balls and I will be there. Bring you “boys” aka girls and I will bring my crew. You want to make it in a club? How about the VIP room where the bouncers will break it up before I can break your legs? Better yet a club where my friends work security and will take their sweet ass time breaking it up.

To the Girl: You stupid cunt. You cant take a compliment. You fucked your way into the club. VIP is not even VIP anymore since everyone is in those rooms. Dont get your head pumped up because you were in some dumb club’s VIP room.

To their Friends: Your gay friend is a fucking hairstylist. I would like to see him get table service at a club with his gypsy salary. What…? He cant??/ Exactly!!. Dont act like you are all mighty. That female prostitute in the picture must like cock against her padula. Even if its gay cock.

51 Lame!
December 21st, 2006 @ 5:06 pm

Sweet holy fuck people, this is the lamest thing I have ever read. You, yes you, the readers of this blog, are getting angry over blog comments directed at someone else? Are you seriously that pathetic? That’s the best you have to do with your time? This is what gets you riled up? At least I have an excuse for adding to this pile of shit – I’m giving you the good advice to not keep this up.

“But threatening to beat up anyone is not a wise idea. You WILL get your ass kicked by me. Name a time and where if you have the balls and I will be there. Bring you ?boys? aka girls and I will bring my crew. You want to make it in a club? How about the VIP room where the bouncers will break it up before I can break your legs? Better yet a club where my friends work security and will take their sweet ass time breaking it up.”

AHAHAHAHA! If this weren’t so funny, it would be one of the saddest things I’d ever read. Wait, it’s both! Of all the things to posture over, you want to posture over an insult that was directed at someone you’ve never met by someone you’ve never met over a meaningless topic? Lame!

Rooooooosh, the shark has been jumped. Lame!

52 The Dude
December 21st, 2006 @ 5:54 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAsXLCkjRhI

53 Anonymous
December 21st, 2006 @ 6:28 pm

Uncensored version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

54 eugenius
December 21st, 2006 @ 8:31 pm

After reading not the actual blog but the comments of some of these “friends” and “super cool gay people” i realized that this is the reason why “fag” and “dumb bitch” became so usefull in current day language…….roosh keep hitting that nerve…

PS. The “it” people are so bitter…..it must be the waxing…

December 22nd, 2006 @ 12:09 am

Hey,

First, let say that that is me in the picture. Thanks to most of u guys for the nice comments about my bestfriend and I. Yes we are known people in DC. We love everyone there. Second, who the hell said i was a hair stylist?? NO I am not and yes everytime i go out I can afford to be in every VIP room or table….I dont really do anything hehehe Im done with school and I work with a TV show in DC…..so no hair work and shit! lol Thanks guys and hope to see all my friends out! Muah!

56 This Website is Retarded
December 22nd, 2006 @ 1:00 am

57 W
December 22nd, 2006 @ 3:32 pm

The girl is very young, 22 or 23, so not surprised about all the comments from “the friends” – loved the myspace comment someone made, that was classic.

58 hidden socially
December 23rd, 2006 @ 1:12 pm

the only player in this picture is the girl. i know her very well and she knows what it all about.

59 Greg
December 26th, 2006 @ 11:28 am

Dude that link was funny as shit just what I needed out here in Iraq lol THis site owns the net lol keep going DCB you will get to the bottom of all the bs in the world. I think one day you will understand your fear of commitment and it is not because you fear being with one woman it’s because you fear what you see all around you with the destroyed lives because of the unfairness of child support and divorce. Life is a lot different without all the government support for woman and fags and everything else. Life can actually be about two people who are equal getting married and have a life just not in the U.S. lol

60 cobby corn
January 14th, 2007 @ 10:36 am

haha..! missed the drama, but those “friends” are f’ed up people. Stupid, also. Reading comprehension, grasp of the english language, and basic logic are obviously not the strong points of DC’s “A list” clubbers.

Good to see Som posting again, that dude’s comments are hilarious.

61 cobby corn
January 14th, 2007 @ 10:37 am

..and spot on.

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